Let’s have a post for the Douchebags (26 Photos)

  • TheBoris

    I am going to go with the douche being worse.

    • just sayin

      That hipster looks like a gay douche

    • tbone


    • John

      Most hipsters are their own brand of douche, but not all douches are hipsters. Therefore I am going to go with the hipster being worse.

      • That Guy

        your logic blows my mind.

    • TheBoris_

      My gay eveil twin made that comment because he is a total Dbag and looks the part daily. I had to room with this guy for a year and all he did was shave his legs and put on cologne all day. Every month he would shave his beard in a different boyband style.

    • Sal

      Some douches make you look good in front of the ladies. Hipsters freak me the fuck out. Verdict: Hipsters are worse

  • Intensemasterdebater

    This post reeks of Ed Hardy cologne, Eu de Vinegar y Agua

    • That Guy

      don't forget the fair share of cool water cologne.

  • rodrocks

    A "Douchster" #25

    • ...


      • rodrocks

        Not bad!

      • http://yourmomma.com Mook

        I like Dipchit-bag more.

    • EDd

      hipbag?…, nope, it doesnt work….

    • sooper truper

      KILL THEM! KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Craig

      #25 is obviously a trick question. Good work Chive. They're the same…

      • Keegan

        I think it's one of those square/rectangle sitiations.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Wil.Pwr Will Harding

    #25 Hipsters are worse than douches!

    • black27696


    • Owen Smithers

      Which is worse, a Hipster or a Douche? The correct answer is, "YES"!

    • MikeofLA

      I've ALWAYS revered to Hipsters as "Hipster Douchebags" I don't think they are mutually exclusive… and since Hipsters can be douchebags, but stand alone douchebags can't be hipsters, I would say Hipsters… But personally, I'd rather hang out with hipsters than gel haired, ed hardy wearing, duck face making fake tan having DOUCHE BAGS!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Piscitelli/1211787995 Keith Piscitelli

    sad thing is, 75% of these guys get laid…regularly.

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      Thats because the ladies that are laying them are their own unique brand of d-bag. Lets call it "Easy-Bake".

      • rodrocks


    • Da_Boz

      Ahhh, but do you want to get laid by what they are getting laid by? I think that makes sense.

      • truthteller

        The Nerds are just jealous coz the last time they saw a pussy was when they were coming outta one.

    • Hooka

      So do I and I am neither of these things.

      • tankus

        So you're getting laid at 75%? =P

    • Dazilla

      i say let the D-Bags keep all the STD infested women, fine by me.

    • tapatio

      yeah with each other…

  • Mat

    #25 That guy isn't a douche. That's total fucking win right there.

    • LaLakers2408


    • Firefighter23

      I'm sorry I drop my douche on the floor Mat.

    • Jimmy5923

      spelling Mat with two T's is too mainstream

  • mike

    I think it's called a douche hipster

    • Tyler Z. Smithfield

      The scientific term is Duchester.

  • http://www.thechive.com Azrrael

    Dbags sucks!!!!!!

  • rodrocks

    Before #6 After #4

    • LukeSkywalker

      lol #4 is Robert Douchebag Jr.!

      • carucha

        thats Ricardo Fort, the king of douchebags in Argentina 😦

  • SuperiorTo8

    The voices in my head keep telling me to rid the world of them… with a chainsaw. Are they right?

    • jj in the big land

      yes… yes they are.

    • Garr!

      This is one of those times schizophrenia is considered a good thing.

  • Da_Boz

    What do #10 , #12 , #13 , #18 , #22 , #24 all have in common?
    No Chicks in them! there's a shocker…

  • brian

    Douche Prime #4, fount of all d baggery.

    Take him out, all the other douches die.

    • Tyler Z. Smithfield

      I'll do it for the price of a bullet. and gas money, shit ain't cheap.

    • Andrés

      He's Ricardo Fort a multimillionaire douche from Argentina

      • ...

        His gate swings the other way huh?

        • Kevin Max De Cicco

          yup, it pretty much does

  • patov40

    Cool! Was worried my picture might be here for doing a "First" on the Hump Day thread. Thanks for not hating Chive!

  • Mr_Rob

    Sorry chive, but better, "lets not have a post for the Douchebags"… And everybody keeps as good as they were…

  • Swordfish

    Holy shitballs, # 4 is the new king of D-bags….wow…..he's got a whole lot going on

  • http://www.facebook.com/mihap91 Miha Perhavec

    #4 Now this is the God of all douchebags!

    • https://www.facebook.com/schulzen Federico Schulzen

      hes name is ricardo fort, he has the same amount of money than dbaggery
      we hate him here in argentina, he spread in tv like aids in a rabies monkey orgy

  • teh_shard

    #4 Looks like a character I built in Fable. The hair, the takei little beard, the tattoos… all of it. He was kind of a douche in the game, too. Drinking lots of booze and puking his guts out before getting into fights with the villagers. He always ended up getting beat down by the guards. Just like a d-bag should.

    • adam

      wow- you're a total nerd.

  • Dex

    Why Chive, you're encouraging them!

  • http://www.facebook.com/alexander.t.miller Alex Miller

    Holy crap, I can't stop laughing! They really think they are "The Shit"?

  • anon

    NOOOO… I meant #23!!!

    • Wesley Perry

      The new and improv hover fist

  • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

    This is what happens when men are raised by fashion and television. It's like d-bag is the new "metro". And the hipsters? Well those are just the popular art students that are convinced that everything they do is a profound "statement". But i guess it works, because it gets them attention; just not the kind they think it does.

  • zar243

    #26 find her!!!

    • patov40

      ….and save her!

    • adfsdf

      Is the guy Neil Patrick Harris?

    • Guest

      My friends X GF, 7 out of 10 at best.

  • Da Shore

    Most of these people are from Jersey.

  • Beldar

    #25 the GAY hipster is the worse than any.

  • windowlicker

    The hipster is a form of douche.

    All hipsters are douches but not all douches are hipsters.

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