Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • Alec Ansusinha

    #1 D'awww!

    • Phox

      She can now be seen at the "It's A Small World" ride with the other "robots"

    • Phox

      She can now be seen on the "It's A Small World" ride with the other "robots"

    • b-ry

      She can now be seen at the "It's A Small World" ride with the other "robots"

      i mean….err

      • isawoj

        Yeah but, She can now be seen at the "It's A Small World" ride with the other "robots"

        • Factin

          No she can't. But CAN however now be seen at the "It's A Small World" ride with the other "robots".

          • isawoj

            Oh sorry, you're correct. She can now be seen at the "It's A Small World" ride with the other "robots"

    • FatherPatriot

      I can see the Pedo Bear photoshops already!!!

  • Surf and Snow

    Chive, how about a gallery of the T-Mobile girl? Please?

  • El_Capitano_Boz

    #1 Peado bear say " Can do little one"

  • mcsgwigga

    #22 is awesome, and #2 made me LOL – nice way to start the day!!

    • mac

      #22 blew my fuckin mind

    • I know it all

      i dont get it…..all it does is go from blue to gray real quick….am I missing something?

  • n1ghtstalker

    #13 Nice form you little sex pixie!

    • Big Red 1

      shes going to end up like Tiger Woods, right now everyone thinks that she is perfect, then Bam! either a sex tape or she has an E.T looking baby.

      Time will tell……

      • roshambo

        heres hoping for that sex tape

      • Dunny_

        *Fingers crossed!! *
        Please let it be a sex tape….please let it be a sex tape…

        Knowing his luck though, it will be with Timberlake.

      • That Guy

        so she'll either be on US Weekly or the Sun.

    • Doofenshmirtz

      Yes I would. Right in the pooper…

  • gambi

    #22 is still blowing my mind…

    • Lylah

      it's not real, it's just got a color slide mixed in

      • Firefighter23

        I would have made a bad joke but I shall laugh at your stupid name instead. Lylah, that isn't a real name! HAHA! How delightful

      • today

        I thought that too, so I watched it again, but kept my eyes closed for all but the very last of the negative image, and it is actually black and white the entire time.

      • DaddyD

        Actually, it is a well-known optical illusion. If you think there is a color slide mixed in, try looking at one of the walls instead of at the dot. You will see that it goes straight from blue to gray.

        • http://www.facebook.com/court.montgomery Court Montgomery

          Or save the GIF to your hard drive and look at the frames–there are 12 of them, 11 of which are the same blue/magenta/gray overlay and the twelfth is the black and white photo. No color photos at all.

      • http://www.facebook.com/frankthetankt1 Frank A. Alvarado

        (s)it's not real, it's just got a color slide mixed in(/s) There FIXED!

        • http://www.facebook.com/court.montgomery Court Montgomery

          Save the GIF to your hard drive and look at the frames–there is no "color slide" mixed in, just eleven of the same image your start with that together work to prime the eye to create an afterimage on the twelfth frame, the black and white photo at the end.

    • MikeW

      Standard color after-image optical illusion. Shows the adaptations of color receptors in the retina. When they adapt (become less sensitive to that color), and you are presented with a blank spot (or black/white image), you then falsely see the opposite color until the re-adapt to not being stimulated.

      SCIENCE!

      • http://www.facebook.com/court.montgomery Court Montgomery

        MikeW is spot on in his explanation–it is an optical illusion called an afterimage… a negative afterimage, specifically (there is another type, positive, which is processed somewhat differently).

        If you want PROOF, save the GIF as a file to your hard drive and then open it–you'll see that is comprised of 12 frames with images of the building, 11 of which are overlain with the same blue, violets and grays and the twelfth is, in fact, a black and white photo. No color photos to be found.

        If you want to test out a very similar version where you don't have to time it by way of a GIF, check out the Spanish Castle illusion: it starts off with the same weird DayGlo-like colors overlaying an image with a dot in the middle which you are to stare at, only instead of a GIF, you reveal the photo by running your mouse cursor over it. Of course, you can do that *before* staring at the image–and do it as many times as you want before staring at the colors–and you'll see the same black and white photo every time. Stare at the dot, however, and it'll have the same effect. Here's a link to try it:
        http://www.johnsadowski.com/big_spanish_castle.ph

        Just to elaborate on MikeW's explanation a bit: the color effect is the result of the other 11 frames priming your brain for the illusion. Your visual system breaks down perception into three channels, each comprised of a color binary: black/white, red/cyan, blue/yellow. When the eye's photoreceptors are overstimulated by prolonged exposure to one color they temporarily lose sensitivity and they will then process the same signals in an oppositional relationship, with a red image, say, being interpreted as cyan. The binary for green would be something close to magenta, or the colors of the leaves on the trees, the blues something close to a muted yellow, etc.

        • Jack Knife

          These guys are right, no colour slide. When I was drunk i couldn't focus on the dot long enough to see anything but black and white, but now that I sobered up, the colours are crazy.

          • Jen

            i thought it was going to show some tits. wtf

  • Alec Ansusinha

    everything just sort of fades to gray…. how sad #22

    • sully23

      Keep your eyes focused on the dot when it changes back. Once you move you eyes it'll look black and white again. Pretty cool if you see it.

      • D.I.

        You can look away and look back…Bring the color BACK to the world!!! 🙂

    • Netoward

      Life is like that, everything seems gray,
      but once you focus on something,
      you will see its true colors.

      • https://www.facebook.com/ilya.josefson Ilya Josefson

        Your avatar should be the Forever Alone guy

    • hMMMM

      Fucking emos…

    • dibbs

      as long as you don't blink or move your eyes, you'll see it. My eyes feel really dry but it was worth it.

    • :-(

      my eyes hurt!!!!!

      • Jen

        TITS OR GTFO

  • Steve

    #9 Fuck Yeah!

    Books!

    • Guest

      That`s a Chiver for sure.

    • kent

      It's getting kind of old how people refuse to depict the US in anyway but the most negative possible way.

      It's come to the point that stupid anti-Americans actually think that this characterization of the US is accurate. Imagine if showed something positive about the US.

      • 90sgamer

        Wait, the flag is pretty awesome and he has got an Aids collar on the front of his mobile. It shows he cares!

      • gefundigeliebe

        From the amount of 'FUCK YEAH's these pictures usually generate, I'd guess they either (a) are pretty accurate or (b) somehow represent the 'Merican dream.

        • Gern Blansten

          No, it's because sheep can't help but repeat memes.

        • DaddyD

          More likely, it's just that 'Mericans have a good sense of humor and we are able to laugh at ourselves.

      • That Guy

        ya…. it's called a joke. no sense of humor… how are you a fan of the chive? oh sexy chivettes… got it.

      • bryanbarbeau

        I think we should do one of Mehico – family of 10 in a pickup truck with their last name and the virgin on the back window, with horrible rims, crappy body mods, all fat, with sombreros and children selling gum, crossing the Rio Grande and running from INS.
        Then India. A bunch of people bowing to cows with headsets on for tech support.

        • Factin

          Bitter much, or just failing at humor?

    • Vagina Jones

      Its satire reflecting a very ignorant and vocal section of the American population, that is the minority, but acts and speaks as the majority.

      America is IMO the greatest country in the world…. except for the idiots represented by that picture.

      • Wenus

        And California….except the CHIVE!

    • Ryan

      If you walk in to any Wal-mart, this is literally what you will see. Well, minus the machine gun…

  • RDK

    #7 more like pitbull: "ven pa'ca" come here…muevelo… muevelo -toma

  • Frankyfive

    Second or maybe third or fourth or fifth. It all depends on how fast others type!!!!

    • DuffMan

      No one cares!

    • DaddyD

      Yet … no matter how fast or slow they type, you are still a douche.

    • zar243

      Why do people still do this!?

      It just wastes space on the 1st page of the comments section! Chive step in time??

  • http://thechive.com n_kb

    #12 theres an Art Gallery id want to go to 😀

    • Nosneros

      That's a piece by my high school graphic design teacher, Gregory Euclide. He's one of the coolest/craziest people on the planet.

      • http://thechive.com n_kb

        oh really? thats so cool!

  • ranD

    #20 should be a PSA at the top of every DMA/DAR

  • MigraineBoy

    #5 I didn't know they have a white model tank with an AK-47 mounted on top?

    • ranD

      over weight sure, but probably has an awesome sense of humor, and looks at the RACK!

  • 6655321

    #13 Love will tear us apart again.

    • 6655321

      That girl is poison.

      • Ace_Hood

        Never trust a lil' butt and a smile.

        • Chivers are ok

          Biv?

    • 6655321

      Back in school we used to dream about this everyday.

    • 6655321

      Damn, I had a few too many. Still though, she is breath taking.

    • patov40

      Alright let's get it straight fellas. Are we going Boyz to Men here or Bell Biv Devoe?

      • Ferno

        We're going Joy Division

      • 6655321

        I went with all 3. That's what she makes me do.

  • Bon Rugandy

    #21 def not shopped

    • Chiveinator

      It's shopped alright, I was there and I don't remember that snake wearing lipstick :@

    • 4everDistracted

      Neither is #3

    • Randy

      who is this running guy?

      • isawoj

        Johnny Knoxville.

    • ..////

      HARRY POTTER

  • James

    MIND BLOWN INDEED! Epic GIF

  • Phox

    #22
    the whole time the bar was loading, i was hoping a ghost or something wouldn't pop out. otherwise i would've spilled my coffee all over the desk

    • Rob

      Well if you were anticipating it, maybe you should have set your coffee down.

      • vaughn

        LMAO, yes! Anticipating, but still jump? THAT's some deep-seated neurosis…

        • Chiveon!

          Bryan, is that you?

  • LarsfromNorway

    #1 Y U NO TAKE ME DISNEYLAND?

  • iloveQuatchi

    #9 Fuck yeah!

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #15 some cats are the hellspawn

    • craigarlen

      is she giving the invisible man a blowjob?

    • oughtnot

      SOME cats?

  • http://toprice.ie/ TOPRICE.IE

    #1 #4 #6 #10 #12 #18
    This windows frame around the windows looks awesome :d

    • ilovethechive

      #10 Epic Party!

  • Cristi_P

    #12 is awesome. Is it part of an exhibit with more in the same style?

  • snoobs89

    #1 shouldnt that say "prease take me disneyrand"

  • Patrick

    #13 Really glad to see her hair growing back. Granted, she always looks good, but it was too short before.

    • http://thechive.com Mr_Zambu

      Gay!

    • DaddyD

      As long as it's cropped down below, she can do what she wants on top.

    • Chivers are ok

      Yes, because a hot babes hair is a major factor in deciding to fuck her. Patrick, you have the gay. It's all up in you, accept it.

    • Blackjakoo

      i was also very worried that her hair wouldn't start growing back after she cut it.

  • snoobs89

    #15 is it me or do you think thechive is going for a sneaky Sims advert just like the one the other day with the Dog and the dancing chicks in bikinis? very clever chive! im watching you…. 😉

    • Lylah

      Sims 3 pets just went up for pre-order. I'm sure that we'll only see more.

      • snoobs89

        Aha I see hence the “pets” theme of the gifs! I’ve got to give it to the chive tho, it’s a step up from Dead space. And not as cheap and tacky as the badteacher posts recently

        • vaughn

          maybe we need (Sims 3 Pets) someone to monitor these (Sims 3 Pets) posts for subliminals! o.0

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