I hate my job (25 Photos)

We’ve gotten some amazing submissions since last week’s I hate my job and there’s still much more to come. Take a photo of what you hate most about your job. It can be ANYTHING as long as it boils your blood. Then send the photo to mactheintern [at] gmail [dot] com.

Chive On!

  • rodrocks

    #22 Nice!

    • Dirty Dingus

      Cart attendant at Target eh?
      Maybe you should go back to school and finish 4th grade.

      • BSS

        Maybe the guy got laid off in these hard times and is doing anything he can to support his family. Have a heart dickhead.

      • Chivingtill


    • Eeik5150

      Well, not nice but I see what you're saying 😉

  • owlsman

    08.39 pm and still workin.

    i h8 my jawb

    • Gator

      You used an 8 when spelling hate to save you all the hassle of typing two extra keys. Then instead of spelling job correctly, you intentionally spelled it wrong while using more letters. Poor grammar doesn't usually get under my skin, but this is ridiculous.

    • Chivalrous

      6:54pm where I am. My shift *starts* in 4 hours. Night shift for the next 7 days … 12 hour shifts on the weekend … then the following week I work afternoon shift. So I guess I feel for ya, but I don't feel too bad.

    • B45op

      just gotten home from work and its 3am! started at 4 though.
      Chivalrous I feel for you dude that just sucks.

    • DanglingPP

      1 am just got home from work. started at 4 am. oh and i have to be at work in 3 hours

  • dweebotl

    is it 5 yet. screw it, i'm drinking now.

    • Jim

      Pour me one

  • scharfy

    Nice! That's ME! Finally got a pic posted! *fist pump*

    • Hannahbell

      Greedo, is that you?

      • scharfy

        Yeah, and Han DID shoot first!

      • ZombieBootParty

        Try Garindan (long snout)

        • T BAGS


        • Hannahbell

          I am actually pleased to be out-geeked.

  • panama99

    Ok, before all the comments start rolling in before I started typing there were no comments on the screen. Of course I know how fast I type.

    I also know how forgiving the Chivers are for stating First when you are not.

    • Monk

      Saying 'first' in of itself is annoying and douchey. There in lies the rub. Stop being a fucking douche, and no one will care how long it takes you to type, or if your wrong.

      • jim bob


        • Monk

          Well… Fair Enough.

          Correction: "As long as your not a douche, people will only care if you misspell something or have shitty grammar."

      • j22


    • 123

      Oblivious douche is oblivious

  • http://man-lair.com Stafferty

    #4 I use to use Thompson One for stock quotes too, it isn't that bad compared to having to have CNBC on in the office all day.

    • NUB

      #4 is the best job in the world. shame I don't have anything in stock trading besides doing it for a hobby and earning mega bucks. Just wish it was my job, so much fun 🙂

      • jim bob

        mega bucks = not "mega" bucks

    • hMMMM

      Real traders use Bloomberg.

      • http://man-lair.com Stafferty

        I actually use Pershing's Market Q with Net 360 now, but Bloomberg is a solid system too.

  • Timothy Wilkes

    #4 "I don't even see the code. . . I just see: blonde, brunette, redhead. . ."

    • 123

      That's not code, but whatever

    • ROK247

      are you saying i can dodge bullets?

      • Glenn_Coco

        When you're ready, you won't have to.

  • MassHole

    #24 Fuck you pig.

    • MassHole


      • Casey Jacobson

        Child please…

    • JAFitC

      Correcting the number doesn't make your observation less offensive. Every cop lays his or her life on the line with every traffic stop. A state trooper I know was gut shot by a driver he pulled over for not paying a highway toll, for example — the driver had just burgled a jewelry store.

      It's a tough job, and once they get in court the officers remember who made it tougher for them. Paybacks are hell, Masshole. Cut 'em some slack.

      • John

        it is a tough job, on a serious note why wouldn't you want to be a firefighter instead?

  • TitoRigatoni

    #1 and -45 is the HIGH for that day…

    • Anonarama

      Yeah, it gets cold up here.

    • backwater bandit

      as he cry's all the way to the bank

      • Brad

        yeah, he works for a friggin' oil company, I would imagine he gets hardship pay up there drilling for oil in alaska…

    • DaddyD

      Best part … when it's that cold, you don't really have to worry much about Fahrenheit vs. Centigrade. The scales cross at -40.

  • DeathByCherio

    #11 not exactly what i was expecting on hump day guys…

    • supersniffy

      But ya gotta admit that Leo did his job….Like a Boss!

  • Anti-Radar

    #23 so don't write the damn tickets! Stop hiding and get out and patrol you pathetic loser!

    • 4everDistracted

      What would be the point of patrolling if you're not gonna write the tickets? There is a hole in your logic Anti-Radar. If he's not gonna write tickets he should continue "hiding", also another hole.

      • jim bob

        Patrolling for crimes where there's an actual victim. Not bullshit speeding and marijuana possession. Sitting on your fat ass all day pulling people over for revenue enhancement. Much respect for NYC cops, etc. Not these hillbilly small town cops.

        • drew

          You kids ever driven in a country where there is little/no traffic enforcement? I've got no love for traffic cops, but they serve a purpose.

          • jim bob

            Ever drive on the autobahn? Statistics show that it's not any safer than speed restricted areas. Never ever personally seen a wreck on the autobahn.

            • jim bob

              safer=more dangerous

              • Vagina Jones

                No those are antonyms.

            • mitter78

              It is also much harder to get a license to drive on the autobahn, so they can half ass pick out all the idiot drivers and make the roads more safer.

            • Factin'

              How often do you stare at the autobahn? Here you go: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraphtv/5876605/VI

              More than 259 vehicles were involved in a huge pile-up on one of Germany's main autobahns More than 65 people were injured in the crash. 20 Miles worth of car accidents. Seems the accidents are a little bigger when they happen.

        • Freemokei

          Sorry Jim Bob but have you not heard how bad marijuana enforcement is in New York City? http://www.alternet.org/newsandviews/article/6006…. Im pretty sure a cop in Northern California isn't going to throw you in jail if they see you smoking.

    • EMB

      cops suck. end of story

      • BSS

        Until you need one to protect your ass from the 250lb. tranny you refused to pay for services.

        • jim bob


          • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches


          • BSS

            Got really drunk one night, one thing led to another…I didn't see the penis until it was too late. I always thought some women have adams apples. Oh well, live and learn. She/he let me keep the condom as a token of our love. Not a total loss.

            • justnwynn

              and i'll bet the cop got there about 45 min after she/he left, huh? then, with absolutely no sense of urgency, wrote "something" in his notebook (probably something like: "i wish i was sitting in a vacant lot with my cruiser running while talking on my phone to my high school aged mistress, instead of doing this"), then left. leaving you to find your own way back.

              • creator

                fuck the police. nothing but a bunch of bitches with no other career options and a bunch of pent up frustration from the fact that a majority of the population would like to see them gunned down and skullfucked. fuckers.

                • mouse

                  You, sir, sound like the kind of person the police protect the rest of us from. No wonder you hate them.

    • cherylbirch

      Yeah! Cuz it's pretty much impossible to follow the speed limit! Also, can you believe the nerve of those guys, getting drunks off the road, and risking their lives!

  • mipakr


    I remember pushing carts back in highschool. Plus side, every now and then someone would forget soda/beer under the carts as well 😀

    • 123

      at first I was picturing you drinking half empty cans of soda or beer that someone left. That was a gross image for a minute there, but then the retarded wore off a little and I got it.

      • miles

        i have to admit the same thing happened to me

  • NM412

    As a stay at home mom, I'd like to say thanks, because that's pretty much exactly how it feels!

    • jim bob

      as you are browsing the Chive….get back in the kitchen.

      • Casey Jacobson

        Boom goes the dynamite! lol

      • tralfaz

        you funny

    • Stevo

      sooo, swap garbage men and stay at home moms? There's your next reality TV abortion.

    • Johnny Sixarms

      Nobody feels bad for a stay at home mom. Life is a series of choices.

  • TheStever

    #22 My first job was pushing carts at Menards. Dirty diapers, empty beer cartons, cigarette butts, bags of trash, etc. All of my favorite things!

    • 4everDistracted

      While being a cart usher at Wal-Mart, I once found a dildo. Why was it even out to begin with?!

      • Casey Jacobson

        Hahahaha, a definite WTF moment! Did you put it on a shelf and try to sell it?

  • wtf

    #23 PIG – Go f*ck yourself.

    • Natureboy

      fuck the badge

      • johnj

        even after being completely disrespected, we'll still put on the uniform and be of service to you

        • bob jim

          You have my permission not to. Please don't. You're not a hero.

          • hello

            agreed. you are not heroes. far from it. you're kids with a bunch of pent up frustration (like me) and some authority. go fuck yourselves assholes.

        • Monk

          These are kids what do expect? Yes some cops can be power tripping assholes, true. Fuck those cops.

          But other cops are the ones who stop rapists and murders. I thank you those for their service and they are heroes.

          • Monk

            I thank those cops*

            Message: Don't generalize.

        • nope

          Til it gets tough; like Katrina! Then run away!!

      • JAFitC

        Every cop lays his or her life on the line with every traffic stop. A state trooper I know was gut shot by a driver he pulled over for not paying a highway toll, for example — the driver had just burgled a jewelry store.

        It's a tough job, and once they get in court the officers remember who made it tougher for them. Paybacks are hell. Cut 'em some slack.

        • justnwynn

          payback? for what? free speech? for saying "i'm not happy with what you're doing to me? that deserves payback? ok. wow. you MUST be a cop. or a wannabe.

        • playdough

          serves him right

          • Mouse

            Good Lord, is everyone on this site a complete douchebag?

            • cherylbirch

              pretty much, yes.

        • V4Vendetta14

          State Troopers are the absolute worst of the power tripping douchebag cops. Try being decent to people for a change.

          All cops speed in their personal lives with reckless abandon because no matter what state they are in, they can flash a badge and get away with it. Your state trooper friend can go fuck himself.

          Most cops lose touch with reality. They start to look at everybody as a criminal.

        • hMMMM

          He should be doing more important things than trying to stop a guy for running a few bucks. Isn't that what the cameras at the toll booths are for???

          Seriously…no sympathy for traffic cops. NONE AT ALL FUCK THE PO-LICE! Bitches just running license plates and getting people a day after their registration expires, etc..

  • Kenny

    #1 always liked that pic Jesse. So glad I don’t build scaffolds anymore. Represent Kuparuk!

  • phereford

    A Fellow MSSB Chiver!

    • jim bob

      Worst.brokerage.firm.ever. Never seen a firm with such consistent losses year in and year out. I see a lot of 1099's cross my desk too.

    • Nick

      yes I am. Thanks for noticing!!

  • DragonFart

    #23 you get no sympathy…do something useful you radar jockey.

    • jim bob

      Patrol for crimes where there's an actual victim. Not bullshit speeding and marijuana possession. Sitting on your fat ass all day pulling people over for revenue enhancement. Much respect for NYC cops, etc. Not these hillbilly small town cops.

      • Monk

        Déjà vu.

    • Stevo

      speeding = victimless, crashing = not so much.

      • jim bob

        You're projecting. Most speeders do not crash. Patrol for crashes, fine. Don't patrol for speeders.

        • Kai

          your logic does not work.

          • jim bob

            Your logic does not work. Care to back that assessment up?

            • Observer

              (you didn't back up that assessment)

    • tie

      agreed. fuck sympathy. go eat a dick and die fucking power mongers

      • Jen

        you cop haters are a bunch of fucking assholes.

  • therapist_for_500


  • https://www.facebook.com/ilya.josefson Ilya Josefson

    #9 All too familiar

  • Dunny_

    #7 I feel sorry for ya kid.
    I know when I read my kids progress reports that say "Homework Missing", I assume it can't be the teacher's fault.

    • PINKBERRYholdup

      meh teachers are freakin' awesome

    • equalizermax

      Your Teacher's dog ate your assignment

    • jim bob

      Chive, let's start a campaign to get this teacher fired. Lazy bum living off the government teet. Someone else get this rolling as I am tired.

      • ranD

        id show this picture to the dean. that should be nuff said. if not, start with other classmates of the same complaint. there has to be more than just this one guy affected by this assbag.

  • BaJezzus

    #23 awwwww….poooor poooor baby. Here's a thought. maybe not write the tickets. Surely there are more pressing police matters that need to be dealt with than some family man going a few mph's over some archaic speed limit system. Which causes his insurance to rise for 3 effing years!! Let me guess…you're probably sitting there with your squad car running as well. I'm sure that's tax dollars at hard work that your state is so bankrupt it doesn't know what to do with itself.

    shew…went off on a tangent there for a minute. sorry chivers.

    • Kiro

      well said!!!

    • jim bob

      Victimless crimes are victimless. Stop this revenue enhancing bullshit.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tyler-Hobbs/1005122658 Tyler Hobbs

      Thank you! couldn't agree more!

    • Eeik5150

      Those that cry about cops are usually the ones that are always in trouble with the law (aka Idiots). If you'd just obey the laws it wouldn't be a problem now would it, hmm?

      Just a thought (13 years of driving, 0 accidents, 0 tickets, obeys the law).

      • hey

        i still complain after never having been pulled over. ive had a cop follow me home once. just to see if i forget a turn signal or ..something? who knows. but the whole time i was thinking, this is seriously such a waste of his time. not all cops are bad. but some do overstep boundries and like to be assholes. oh and, is it okay for cops to not use turn signals??

        • BunchofBitchesonHere

          Then you are just a bitch who likes to complain.

    • Trent

      Eat a dick, faggot.

  • bless1

    #23- jerk off!!! if we got rid of your job we would not have to generate revenue for the state with traffic tickets, which apparantly your not writting. Fuck the police.

    • Kaars

      Yes, Bless… a well thought out rant. Nicely done. Now pretend that you're not retarded.

    • WERD

      then, who would keep criminals from coming into your house, sodomizing your dog, stealing your hot pockets and cumming on your face while you're asleep? There's a hole in your logic. Unless, of course, you welcome ejaculating, hotpocket theiving sodomites into your home… in which case, yeah lets get rid of police officers. dumbass.

      • John Wayne

        There is a 70 lb pit bull (sodomize away, lol) that sleeps at the foot of mine and my wife's bed. And a 12 gauge Benelli Tactical shotgun by the nightstand. When seconds count, the police are minutes away.

        And yes, I got a ticket for 60 in a 55. Going downhill. $235. Insurance went up 10 %. Yes, fuck the police.

        • james

          What this guy said.

        • Eeik5150

          Poisoned meat and silent creep and your gun and dog are useless…and you're dead by your own gun. Flawed logic is flawed. Typical white trash logic (I haz mah pitt bullz n mah gunz! 'merica! FUCK YEAH!).

          • BunchofBitchesonHere

            Hahah hell yeah!. People on here are a bunch of bitches. As soon as some shit really goes down or you theres a gunman going crazy at a supermarket, where are all these tough guys at willing to sacrifice there life to stop the gunman killing innocents. Oh yeah, they arent anywhere to be found.

            Like I said bunch of bitches, correction bunch of ignorant, complaining, whining, love to throw stones bitches.

          • John Wayne

            What movies are you watching dipshit? "Poisened meat and a silent creep". WTF ever, homie come try it. And I'll take "white trash logic" over being a shrill little bitch squealing into the phone for the police to come help me any day.

    • dr3xell

      screw that i agree with him, cops do nothing but cause us hassle compared to amount of good they do. Fuck em.

    • JAFitC

      Hey, no problem! Next time you've got a problem, call a plumber.

      • hMMMM

        plumber would probably be more useful.

  • Bo Cephus

    The top one probably isn't wide angle enough to see you and the bottom one is a motion detector for the security system, not a camera.

    CHIVE ON!!

    • Casey Jacobson

      I don't think he was referring to the motion detector as "the other one".

      • Tamara

        Chivette, my dear. 😉

        and there's another physical camera on another corner of the office.
        i know that neither can see me, but others are not safe.

        • ssstoopid

          Forgive me for being presumptuous. I sincerely apologize!
          -Casey Jacobson

  • Brad

    #1 You apparently work for an oil company, so you probably make a good amount of money and you are most likely involved in drilling in alaska, so therefore I have no sympathy for you…

    • fatass

      ya brad you are so sustainable, you dont use any products from the petroleum industry

      • Brad

        good point, I should have been more specific and said I don't like any additional drilling in alaska…

    • Casey Jacobson

      Nothing wrong with drilling in Alaska. The caribou can walk around.

      • Kai

        fixed: Everything wrong with drilling in Alaska.

    • cherylbirch

      Because it's obviously this guy's fault there's drilling in Alaska.

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