I hate my job (26 Photo)

We’ve gotten some amazing submissions since last week’s I hate my job, and there’s still much more to come. Take a photo of what you hate most about your job. It can be ANYTHING as long as it boils your blood. Then send the photo to mactheintern [at] gmail [dot] com.

Chive On!

  • Megan

    Feel lucky and loving MY job

    • xxs

      I wish more women loved the kitchen too. Now back to it.

      • thatsagoodone


  • ako

    #2 Hey, hey! That's a sweet deal, buddy.

    • jamison

      at least it's not rotary you ungrateful bastard.

    • TCAL

      Im not your buddy, pal

      • windowlicker

        Take it easy, guy.

  • geekerhead

    #23 And that's where The Blob came from…

    • David Milinovic

      I am facinated, yet – horrified.

      • David Milinovic


    • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

      Looks like a big silly putty blob…….. 😀 THAT would be awesome!

    • Its-a me, Mario

      I think that is where The Blob came

    • Texas

      I bet they still served whatever that is, probably dough

    • thedude

      no no people thats called a doughnut

    • w@w.com

      i wish it was icecream :/

    • 6655321

      Naw, it's The Stuff.

  • Pissed off Badger

    #7 Would make a great prank
    #9 Would make the day more fun

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cory-Robertson/1069768524 Cory Robertson

      I did this to my brother this past April Fool's; except, I didn't make it overly noticeable. I just changed 4 keys around, and kept them in the same row, but different locations. He couldn't even login to his computer, and was swearing up a storm for over an hour, freaking out, thinking he was going to have to do a cold re-install of Windows. Best day ever.

  • equalizermax

    A Shitty Job is Better than NO JOB!

  • disturbed

    #3 Except I don't look near that happy and it's 7:30 and 8:00…ish.

    • Tyler

      That lucky bastard has a short ass commute.

    • Sandy

      Yeah, that's pretty much how my morning are.. and yes, i do have a short commute.

    • http://www.goodadvice.co.za CalculatedRisk

      I'm gonna be a total douchebag here, and step in with "It's more like 11am and 1:30pm for me". And I still don't look as content as the guy in the photo…

  • sheoncebelieved

    #22 is awesome. I love my job….but the Chive won't post the picture I've sent them, so nobody gets to see….

    • equalizermax

      I've seen that in Kuvat.com.

      Notice the writing? It's Finnish, instead of "Hello Chive" thing…

    • EdWood

      Then post a pic of that amazing tush.
      That'll teach TheChive a lesson.

    • ssstoopid

      What's your job?

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Benton-McGrath/587208531 Benton McGrath


  • Anakrusix

    #6 is freakin hilarious!

  • GrapesofRough

    #3 Ugh, try 6 am / 7 am. DC is an ass-early city.

    • disturbed

      Ugh. Bet you don't look near that happy either.

    • ssstoopid

      Ass-early at the butt crack of dawn. Reminds me of when I worked out on the construction sites. I think the neighbors who weren't morning people hated my job next door more than I hated it though.

  • maxis

    #28 – the girl with the dragon tattoo

    • equalizermax

      I have a bad news for you…

      You're in the wrong post!

    • gwest

      wrong post bro

    • GrapesofRough


      I'm not sure if you noticed, but I think you have the wrong post.

      Thank you and god bless.

    • newscot

      Well done sir. Your Mensa card is in the mail.

    • maxis

      oops. 10 open chive tabs, i get too excited

      • ssstoopid

        lol, forgivable.

  • Bill

    #25 I guess your boss is not happy that u are jerking off behind his back

    • Ryan

      Go buy/find a real desk to replace that with, you nancy. Your boss is probably just screwing with you and they have a pool going to see how long you up up with that.

    • http://www.facebook.com/ewalk216 Eric Walker

      Army PT jacket?

  • Honey Bone

    crazy bout that Panda

  • throbbin_hood

    Someone explain #7 please.

    • Yessir

      U MAD BRO?

    • DNA

      They switched all the keys…..That's a pain in the ass!

      • Mike

        It is only a pain in the ass if you don't know how to type. The letters are going to be the same no matter what the key says.

    • Bruce M Hiscott

      top is
      y u no lrn 2 tp
      bottom is
      u mad bro

  • SadSnoopy

    #19 — I'd quit. Not worth losing the bits and pieces.

    • ssstoopid

      Saves you some problematic mysteries, like… "She's pregnant, but is it mine?" or "I wonder if I could donate semen to make some money for rent."

    • Rolo Tomasi

      trimethyl borate isn't that bad, put a piece of parafilm over the lid before you cap it and quit your whining. Try working with mercaptoethanol that stuff will make your nose hairs burn, nothing will smell right for a week!

    • jswledhed

      Wake me when you get to hydrofluoric acid or high concentrations of hydrogen peroxide. That shit will fuck you up, meat.

    • wuzzman16

      yea i know how you feel, I read a lot of the bottles in my lab and think: theres no way wal-mart would let their employees anywhere near this shit (that was my previous job), but somehow when the world decides your smart enough to stop doing mindless monkey labor you get to do all kinds of things that give you cancer and sterilize your balls.

  • Boooger

    #23 be honest, you scooped it up and still used it.

  • mattgn

    #23 thats from ghostbusters 2 isnt it?

  • putnam120

    Hey #25, it could be worse. Robin never get a desk, and look at all the cool stuff Batman got.

    • ssstoopid

      Robin's other secret identity was Ace, one of the Ambiguously Gay Duo.

  • Paulo

    All you office workers need to stop being pussies. For all you hard workers that have a reason to complain, Chive on.

  • Vantastic

    #19…that totally sucks!

  • http://twitter.com/ADavis41 @ADavis41

    #25 even made room for a tissue box WTF

  • MacNCheesePro

    About to say, I thought I was the only one that really payed attention to the picture.

  • Chivetteluver

    The way some of my days go, I'd have about 20 pens in my pocket at the start of a day. #9

  • ssstoopid

    I'm not sure if I should "thumbs up" or "thumbs down" this one. That sucks, but I don't want to give you bad credit for posting. TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!

    • http://twitter.com/RobTausch @RobTausch

      drink more

  • EdWood

    That day I chose to be a pussy.

  • Rob

    Don't forget hot dogs and bologna as well.

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