In honor of summer- a collection of the best beach shots ever (25 Photos)

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  • Catence

    I love to people watch at the beach. It is amazing. haha

  • http://www.facebook.com/a.d.lahey Andrew Lahey

    #7 She's really getting into this FDAU thing…

    • Jak

      That IS a classic beach photo

  • SwanDiver

    #16 I would have the same look around those humps

    • Anon

      that picture always makes me laugh. Lookin so sly dog!

      • Broseph Stalin

        I wouldn't call it "sly" necessarily. More of a "dude are you seein this?" look…

  • SwanDiver

    #17 Very sexy legs

  • SwanDiver

    #17 Sexy legs FTW

  • Dan

    #23 WTF is wrong with Japan?!

    • Raz

      actually, this is mainland China. Chinese think pale skin is more beautiful, because that means you're not a peasant who works the fields. A tan suggests that you're likely a manual laborer or someone who can't afford any of the (expensive) skin whitening creams and cosmetics that are very popular.

      Meanwhile, in the west, pale skin means you're too poor to leave the office, whereas tan skin means you're rich enough to go to Cozumel or at least the tanning salon regularly

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Benton-McGrath/587208531 Benton McGrath

        I think this is more of always wanting what you can't have. Pale people want to be dark, and dark people want to pale. Source: Micheal Jackson

      • RGH

        What does orange skin symbolize then?

        • Just Sayin'

          In her case; Basketbarr.

          • max

            Chinese people can pronounce "l"s, we can say "hello" no problem. We have problems with "r", so we are the opposite of the Japanese.

            • Slappy McGee

              I had a roommate in school who was from Shanghai, and he sure seemed to struggle with those "L's," so you're statement doesn't seem to be a universal truth for Chinese people.

              • Anonamau5

                My girlfriend is from Shanghai. Turns out they teach them to speak english with british accents lol.

      • bob

        Chinese here, this is why Asian women hold umbrellas when it's sunny outside.

      • amrith777

        This was actually also the case back when people here in the US still had slaves.And what Bob said below about parasols/umbrellas.Also back then–freckles were frowned upon/seen as low class–thank God we got over THAT opinion.:D

        • Guest Commenter

          Um. . . you're thankful for the US getting over the whole "eewww freckles, nasty" opinion, but no commentary on the "grab the umbrella, Scarlett; suns out today, don't want to end up lookin' like Mammy!"?

          • amrith777

            I can see the way that was written that one might be inclined to take issue with it.So let me clarify now that you've pointed that out.I made the freckles comment because I'm on The Chive,where A)There is a semi-regular post for those of us who love red-heads/freckles–and I have been quite verbal about my love of them and had banter back and forth with other folks here who agree B)Alot of regulars know me here and I'm guessing know I'm very open-minded and certainly not racist.So–in proof-reading my post,it never occured to me how it would read. So I will now go on record,so there won't be any others here misreading/misunderstanding my stance–I am not racist,and I do not support slavery ANYWHERE for any reason.I was making a comment about the culture at that time and the odd juxtaposition of how it is NOW.It was merely a comment meant for the fellow Chivers who know me and agree with freckles being attractive.I apologize if I offended you or anyone else.

  • Bill

    #24 Theres a one-eyed eel. And its looking at me.

    • jason_in_pc

      SHE SAID, MAYBE…. SHOW ME WHAT YOUR WORKING WITH FIRST.

    • Mike

      You're right, the water is cold.

    • Rogue

      "Well…. It's not going to suck itself….."

  • neutraldespot

    I'm sure #18 is shopped but still Great Whites freak me out, and I dread to think what would happen if someone stuck a pin in #8. Come to think of it, put those two together and you have the end sequence of Jaws….

    • chris

      Nah I can assure you that #18 is not shopped I was there, it was aaaaahmazing!

      • Jen

        riiiiiight

  • Ckris King

    #8 a wild snorlax is blocking the way………

    • jason_in_pc

      MY DAD SWOLE UP LIKE THIS, FROM 130LBS TO OH GOD IN ABOUT A YEAR. DOCTORS WERE STUMPED AND THEN HE TURNED JAUNDICE AND THEY REALIZED IT WAS SEROSIS OF THE LIVER. THEY DRAINED HIM AND TOOK 98LBS OF FLUID OFF HIM IN ONE DAY.
      HE GOT A TRANSPLANT IN NEW ORLEANS THE DAY BEFORE KATRINA HIT IN OSHNERS AND RODE OUT THE HURRICANE IN A COMA.
      HE DIED LAST MONTH, CHOKED TO DEATH ON A PIECE OF STEAK. LIFE IS AN IRONIC BITCH.

      • Slappy McGee

        FYI, you speak very loudly. See what you can do about that.

        PS – Sorry about your father. Steak: The Silent Killer.

      • Jen

        holy shit dude.

  • idunno

    #6 That was some good shit, as I remember.
    #21 Awww…

  • Brad

    #8 – dead whale bloating under the sun
    #25 – This is why I love beach volleyball

    • UR GAY

      there's a volleyball? I got some bad news for ya bro……

    • Sick

      beach soccer, and that looks like a Brazilian beach — sooo want to go

  • Brain

    #1
    Bro, I already got the girl stop comparing.

  • https://www.facebook.com/kcruz09 Kyle Cruz

    #24 Well there's your problem

  • Minion78

    #7 Oh hon put some suncream on please

  • Ryan

    #11 Snake Pliskin?

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Ladies and Germs, I give you….

      The World's Worst Wig!

      Thank you, thank you! I'm here all week! Try the Veal!

    • Dr3xell

      YES! AWESOME NAME DROP!!! HAHAHA

  • Brain

    #9
    That barrel above the tent is totally photo shopped.

    • Doob

      christ, the people on the chive have no sense of humor.

      • hMMMM

        you're on the Chive, retard.

  • 800lb_Gorilla

    #24
    "Huh? I don't see anything."

  • pud3000

    #7 Hilarious!
    #23, must be from Japan

    • amrith777

      Here's my question about the 2nd pic above–as noted by another Chiver previously in this thread–this is in China and they are wearing these masks/face protectors in order to stay "pale".Ok–so,that's fine–not gonna judge that.But if you are worried about the way you'll look OFF the beach–why no worries of how weird/scary/non-attractive you look ON the beach?Just curious o.0

      • Sally

        (i'm assuming) 'cause they don't spend MOST of their time on the beach.

        • amrith777

          Good point.

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #21 i dont see anything wrong with it

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Benton-McGrath/587208531 Benton McGrath

    #15 Damn straight.

  • http://twitter.com/ScottCO09 @ScottCO09

    #6 Hey look, it's Charlie Sheen.

  • tobuscus

    YAWN……

  • DanielB

    #24 Is it weird that i think this is kind of sweet?

    • tralfaz

      Awww Honey it's ok, that happens when you go swimming. It will get big again I promise. Lets go get you some ice cream.

    • amrith777

      Some of the guys here may think you're weird for thinking that–but as a woman,I'm here to tell you that I don't think it's weird–I think it's sweet,too…

      • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

        Ditto:)

    • Sadiki

      That was actually my first thought as well

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #25 brazilian ass is the best kind of ass, period

  • momi

    #19 they look genuinely scared

    • tralfaz

      I told you not to make it mad.

      • cheezebits

        Aww sweet, side boob!

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