• http://www.facebook.com/lalo.spain Lalo Teijeiro

    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.. ouch

  • bettingonthecubs


  • Phlerm

    no comment

    • Cheese

      that was in fact a comment..lol

  • Tim

    I guess letting go never crossed his mind…

    • silkystealthsurgeon

      goodbye kite.

  • Ebiggz

    I actually wanna do that….

  • Urban

    Idiocracy at its finest.

  • BackpacksgotJets


  • davey

    had to watch it twice.

  • panama99

    Too funny, watched a couple of times. Still not certain if he was hoping to ride the skateboard, then it really would have been a great video!!!

  • Brandy

    I want that kite. Looks like fun….he just needs to perfect the landing.

  • Bryan

    Fail? I'd be trying to do that on purpose.

  • JohnnyRugby

    That looked like it could be a lot of fun if you try a little harder not to land on your head. I'd do it.

  • mark

    I'd probably laugh my ass off and go at it again.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521541108 cmonstur

    That looks sick as hell! If you get the landing down, it would be fun. Want.

  • Jak

    He just needs to work on his landing and he would have a kickass afternoon with a sweet video.

  • http://www.thechive.com Ace Rimmer

    Patty's shedding pounds so fast he'd probably sail over those trees.

    • steve

      who cares how much patty loses….fat ass

  • Crazylegz

    chive, why u no have "mind the gap"…its monday!

  • intensedebate1

    Ace rimmed, please remove party's penis from your butt.

    • http://www.goodadvice.co.za CalculatedRisk

      Party's penis? If you got it right/switched it around, the pick-up line works almost as well:

      "Hey there gorgeous, there a Patty in my pants. Wanna come?"

  • Fido_XC

    Some folks are not so used to use the laws of physics 🙂

  • BoobieWatcher

    Its a bird, its a plane…….Nope just a clown gone bad trying to fly.

  • https://www.facebook.com/ilya.josefson Ilya Josefson

    Who needs lessons, right?

  • dub


    • john

      "Idiocracy" 2005 comedy by Mike judge. Freakin awesome and a funny, but also a depressing reminder of where we're headed. The first 10 minutes alone will blow your mind. After that it gets a little rediculous.

      • Urban

        Good work, John. I was in fact referring to Idiocracy. I'm afraid that is where we are headed.

  • its_forge

    That's not a kite, it's a parachute.

    We had a software developer working for my company, we laid him off and two weeks later he was on the news **parasailing in a hurricane.** Needless to say he wiped out hard when he was dragged face first into a parking garage. A week after that he was interviewed on the news, barely had a voice and bandages everywhere, saying he'd gladly do it again just because. Holy frick!

    • E.V.L.

      Sounds like your company made the right choice in dropping him from payroll, considering his ability to make stupid choices. 😉

      • its_forge

        I honestly can't remember if they let him go because the project ended, or because he was effing insane.

  • Dan

    He may have 2 dislocated shoulders.

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