Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • The Bandit

    #2 …or just put a candle on a bottle of beer…would be good enough for me (the beer chilled pls.)
    #18 …I'd watch that!

    • Bingo!

      Mustard shouldn't go on bread – regardless of the holiday.

      Here's a tip: gather up all of your coloured condiments and put them next to each other – the result? A delicious rainbow! (sorry, no pot of gold at the end of it!)

      • Bastard_Child

        This jackass thinks he is the new "the Chive Troll®", but his comments lack the luster of Paula or any other predecessors.

        Here's a tip: DrRrRrR…I am Bingo! Hear me roar. Oh, I also jack the first post, cause I am first to jack the first post…so FIRST. DrrrrrR.

      • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

        It's pretty good with ham and cheese….You've probably never heard of the stuff, too mainstream.

  • Armando

    #15 AWESOME!

    • reme

      Why would a T-Rex need armament for some bugs?
      Isn't that like doing a pic of Chuck Norris using a stun gun against nursing home patients?

      • Baby Robot

        SHUT UP

    • Snake

      …Metal Gear!

    • shoestring30

      Reminds me of these awesome toys called Dino Riders:
      http://www.robotvsbadger.com/images/oh-yes-prepar

      • Bree1912

        I used to watch a show called Dino Riders back in the day!

      • humptus

        Dmn just remembered playing those when I was a kid. Had the Triceratops one >_<

    • MacNCheesePro

      If I had to side with dinos or bugs, I'd take the dinos!

    • Slevin

      We need this in HQ so i can make it a wallpaper!!!

  • hater

    #14. You're killin' me, Smalls.

    • Bingo!

      I agree "hater" – Her bathing suit clashes with that chair. It is hard on the eyes.

      • hMMMM

        how old are you? was this movie not a part of your childhood??? Sandlot FTMFW!!!

        • geez

          For-eev-errr

          • bogdeal

            roflmfao!!
            im in my fucking 30's and i still do that fooorr eeeeevvvveerrrrrrrrrrr foooorrrreevveeerr ffooorreeevveerrrrr… noone ever gets it.

            thank god im not the only one.

    • Dan

      A faked drowning was never more appropriate.

    • Chiefer

      Oiling, lotioning, lotioning, oiling! I can't take it anymore!!!!

  • Correcting Richard

    #14. She knows exactly what she's doing…

    • Tommy

      Shut up, Rrrichard.

    • Rightclicksaveas

      …there she is oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling… smiling. I can't take this no more!

    • Mat

      Man I miss my childhood.

      • http://www.theChive.com Rusty_Dreams

        Awesome. Love that movie. At the end… Squints and Wendy got married and had a bunch of kids!! Epic.

  • Armando

    #11 "Mom!, baffroom!…I need to go to the baffroom!"

    • sniggi
      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000214752111 Armando Navarro

        HAHA….eww!

    • ROK247

      i've been wow-free for six months now after playing for six years. it almost killed me. (i didn't look like that but sometimes i felt like it)

  • Lower

    #14 Squints was my hero.
    #15 Dyno- Riders the Movie. Would be epic.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000214752111 Armando Navarro

      Live action Dyno-Riders movie…. would be sick!

  • Armando

    wtf are you talking about?????

    • Leeks

      He was talking about #14

  • MigraineBoy

    #22 That's just creepy.

    • Bingo!

      Tom Hanks was the voice of Woody in all 3 Toy Story movies.

      • Billy

        Cool story bro…………..

      • Tchive

        His brother was.

  • Steven

    #21 Run…run away simba and never return… but if you go that way there's a trail of m&ms that leads to a white van. I'll meet you there.

    • Yeah, okay

      NO! 😦

    • Tony

      I can't believe how sad parts of disney movies are. I never realized it as a kid. Hoping all the other kids don't realize it either.

  • Facepuncher

    I did married guy's wife. LOLZ!

    • Stone

      Good jobbing bragging about an immoral act that you probably didn't have the balls/skills to pull off. and ofc
      Cool Story Bro.

    • Bingo!

      Facepuncher – brag was a dog and he died.

      I certainly hope that as a grown man you used protection when you committed this sin – because if the young man you "did" had any kind of infection – you could have it now too!

      Here's a tip: Buy flavoured condoms and play trick or treat.

      • retardalert

        I feel like you might be an even bigger idiot than the original comment..

        • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

          Agreed, I feel somewhat dumber just by reading those…HurrrDerrrrr- NARF!

          • b-ry

            you? even dumber? pics or it's not possible.

  • jetrome

    #17 That would freak me the fuck out

  • Shawn

    #27 WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!?!?

    • Correcting Shawn

      #22

      • Bingo!

        Tom Hanks.

    • duke

      you`re moms panties.

      • Badfish

        he is moms panties?

        • bogeyman

          Auto-correct has ruined many lives.

  • DCMOFO

    #9
    Fuck that noise, I'll stick to pools.

  • Chiveroni

    #2 Only if there's bacon going on there.

    • august west

      yeah, or you could have at least toasted it with some kraft singles or something, come on.

  • Guest

    #8 An attractive woman, most likely.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Lauren? Erin? Willow? Other Chivette?

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

    • ZachBob

      obviously it's whoever took the damn picture.

  • Tim

    #8 Rosie O'Donnell eating a child??

    • Just Sayin'

      i can tell by the pixels…

  • that guy

    CHIVE Y U NO FUNNY ANYMORE ?

    • Just Sayin'

      THAT GUY Y U NO FUNNY EVER ?

  • JstevensF

    #9 Kill it, kill it with fire!!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      cause fire works so well underwater

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=786440649 Chris Arabian

        Most overused phrase on the internet. "Kill it, Kill it with fire". As bad as "Hater's gonna hate". Get some originality people!

  • thesensibleone

    Curvy Chivettes or GTFO

    • its_forge

      We like TheCHIVE because since it's not 100% pictures of girls in underwear we can rationalize that we're not spending 2 hours every afternoon on a "girlie site."

  • Raaandy

    #21 thats terrible hahaha

  • SWa

    #17 what the fucking fuck

  • Mel

    They told me they would be the last survivors on earth, they were wrong. #15

    • Chiveinator

      Chiveinator approves 😉

  • Jim

    #2 Ah No

  • august west

    #15 With all that awesomeness why is he just killing bugs? Shouldn't it be killing Nazis or something, or at least commies? Okay, maybe hipsters.

    • duke nukem

      or mebbe nerds.

    • Just Sayin'

      they all died in the t-rex purge in 2014, for the next 100 years they just killed bugs to pass the time…

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #10 heart-shaped rainbow coming out of every nutella bottle? yup, totally right

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