Soap that will get you clean but leave you confused (28 Photos)

  • Cristi_P

    #8 – for those hard to reach places? #28 is the best in the set, definitely.

  • Vince Weaver

    #10 The term "Jerking Hoff" just went to a new level….

    • M6tt

      More like Hasselh.. OFF!!… Don't hurt me

    • DistractedIndividual

      Made me LOL:)

    • MigraineBoy

      You sir, are a genius!

  • Donna_Romper

    #26 No lubricant required.

  • snoopdogg

    Well that's just bizarre.

  • Ken

    #2… Bacon… Good on everything!

  • equalizermax

    Playing in the shower
    #7 #12 #14 #15

  • yo yo yo...


  • reme

    #18 How ironic…Soap and the word "French"…

    • jason_in_pc

      ok, that was funny.
      i forsee a few french thumbs down though for it but who cares.

      • Shenanigan

        Hahaha, good old ignorant American humor. When you can't think of a good, or original joke, refer to overused stereotypical humor, it works every time!

        • jason

          with that in mind, I guess we might manage to see 1 or 2 new jokes a year from all comedians combined. Way to go, this is the day that comedy died.

  • davey

    would be just too sick to use unless you're into that sorta thang.

  • reme

    why? are these 'pig knuckles'?

  • MrRushing

    #5 "Selling these women their own fat asses back to them" FTW.

    • Charles

      60% of the time this comment make no sense everytime! wait, what?

      • DrROBOTO


  • Chris Arabian

    #10 Hoff is so cool he Shit's Soap!

    As for the ones that look like food? I can't have them in my house. I'm liable to stumble in drunk outta my gourd one night, hungry, and decide that yummy box of 'Oreo's' would be the perfect late night snack!!!

  • jason_in_pc

    i was going to say the same. i can only imagine some perv in the store buying all the baby hand soap.
    just creepy

  • jason_in_pc

    mmmmm …. fail

  • Daris

    What's with the giant brown three-fingered Simpsons hand in the front there? What am I saying, any fetal hand soap is awkward.

  • Matt

    #11 Prison soap? You know where those will be going. 😉

  • misschris

    #16 I don't care if it washes like Lava w/o the grittiness, I couldn't bring myself to wash with poop…

  • mipo2010

    Who's that kid with the Oreo cookie??? #23,

  • Blonde

    Indeed, some blonds will undoubtedly try to eat it.

  • Firewalker

    #2 #17

    Cursing out the parents….so worth it.

    • jason

      Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. My personal preference was for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor – heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness. Life Buoy, on the other hand…

  • Ryan

    Completely unrelated to this post, but how the hell do men's mediums and larges all sell out by 12:02 when I went to check out? How many did you guys get? 5?

    • Turds

      Yea, total bullshit. Had it in my checkout and was putting in my card number. When I clicked process payment it said there was a "stock problem". Shirt should be fucking reserved for 10 minutes while it's in your checkout like what ticketmaster does. Fucking retarded. Supply and Demand, learn it and get a larger supply of shirts you turds.

      • The Chive

        Your IP address has been recorded and saved for future reference. Next time you order, we'll send you the wrong shirt, wrong size, to the wrong address. Thanks for your payment. Turd.

  • charlie brown

    Sorry i couldnt bring myself to scrub my nuts with han solo

  • dirty Pete

    Great I always wanted to clean my ass with an iPhone…

    • amrith777

      Well..there ya go…now what are your other two wishes?

    • Zenful

      There's an app for that.

  • The_Dood

    They do, my roommate used to have one hanging in our shower for the 2 showers he would take every month. I think his mom actually got it for him. I still get the shivers thinking about that thing hanging there.

  • Minion78

    #16 yeea finally that sope

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