Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

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  • Kenai

    #5 taking "cuff yo chick" to a new level

    • Flicka

      US Marshalls never surrender their firearm. NEVER!!!

    • Hojo

      Secret Asian Man

      • subzero

        more like a wannabe tough guy…in your wedding photo? DOUCHELORD

    • equalizermax

      Me no rike having a cold feet

      • DWD

        Me no rike having to read your unfunny posts. But that's rife.

    • eo2

      Bad cop, no doughnut

  • YEM

    #6

    Now that's what I call the Finish Line.

    • kenny5505

      NASCAR is suddenly relevant to my interests.

  • Casey Anthony

    Not guilty bitches! Free drinks on me, who's ready to party?

    • O.J.

      May I have this next dance?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=589047656 Kyle White

      Rot in hell you soulless bastard. That wasn't even any kind of remotely funny at all.

      • EastSidePaul

        So now we're deciding that something is only funny if it doesn't offend you right?

      • Umadbro

        U mad bro?

      • Shenanigans

        You must be new here.

      • McBeastie

        I'm in Orlando and that was kinda funny.

    • ChiverMeTimbers

      WAY TOO SOON Asshole

      • JPC

        So he should wait a few months to make a Casey Anthony not guilty joke?

        Yeah, it will be really topical then.

      • Not sure

        It's been 3 years since the case began… And last time I checked she was found innocent, so what exactly is too soon? Or what is offensive? If you don't like the justice system, move to another country… oh wait, other countries have no justice systems.

        • JPC

          Small correction – Found not guilty", not "innocent." While essentially the same thing in legal terms, definitely not the same thing in the real world.

          Especially when the jury is made up of absolute fucktards like this one.

          • Not sure

            Or is it the prosecution, which couldn't convince the jury that she was definitely guilty who are the "fucktards?" If the jury did not see enough evidence to be 100% sure she was guilty, they couldn't possibly have convicted her. It seems like it comes down to poor evidence collection and poor prosecution. I agree on your point on "innocent" vs "not guilty" though, I misspoke.

            • JPC

              Obviously, none of us know all of what the jury heard. But if they are not "fucktards" then this prosecution team would have to be one of the most incompetent in the history of our legal system.

              Just look at the defense's story, and try to find where you would get "reasonable doubt" –

              Her defense was that the kid actually died from drowning in her pool, so Casey and her dad did what any normal person would do in that situation….cover the dead kid's mouth in duct tape and throw her in the woods to make it look like a murder (because that's what people do in this situation, right? Make an accidental death look like a murder?) She then spent the next month partying while her kid was "missing", and she did this because……her dad abused her when she was a kid….or something.

              The only way I see reasonable doubt in this case is if the prosecution just stood up, said "She killed the kid, I rest my case," and sat right back down. Because the defense's story is ridiculous enough to almost warrant convicting her by itself.

              • Not sure

                I am no expert by any means, but I believe they said there were no witnesses and no physical or DNA evidence linking her to the child. As the prosecution said, it is difficult to convict someone of murder based strictly on circumstantial evidence.

                • Billy

                  Did they not convict Scott Peterson on circumstantial evidence?

                • Taco

                  Yeah, it's pretty hard to convict on circumstantial evidence. But not as hard when the defense offers no plausible alternative (just read my little summary of the story up there, and realize that it doesn't even come close to capturing the level of craziness and the (admitted) lies she told throughout the case), and definitely not as hard when the defense actually admits to throwing the kid in the woods.

                  And nevermind that the only reason why the evidence is only circumstantial is that she was busy partying and pretending her kid was missing, when she actually knew the kid's body was rotting in the woods for 6 months, getting rid of any physical evidence.

                  The prosecution was probably not that good, but I think the jury being fucktards is the best explanation here.

                  • Lylah

                    Guys, relax. The next season of Dexter just wrote itself. Isn't that a win for everyone?

                  • Bluto

                    Keep in mind the burden of proof is on the prosecution…

                    • Bluto

                      and as such, the defense did not have to offer ANY "plausible alternative."

                    • JPC

                      But they do have to at least show that there is reasonable doubt. Which normally would be pretty damn easy when there is only circumstantial evidence.

                      But in this case, it was like the defense was going out of its way to show that there wasn't any reasonable doubt. Their story was just so fucking ridiculous that it seems impossible to think that any doubt one could have about her guilt was "reasonable." Good lord, they admitted that she put the duct tape on and threw the kid in the woods……but they said it was in order to….make an accidental death look like a murder??? Huh??? In what world does that story make someone have a "reasonable" doubt?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

      Satire = not always "funny".

    • guyfucknCaseyAnthony

      Bring that sweet ass home mama!

  • OneClownShoe

    #45 looks like the start of a great party! I'll bring the booze! Happy Birthday, America! You look so young!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1435884678 Claudio Andre da Silva

      #19 theChevi? what kind of website is that?

    • crowebar360

      I so totally want to stick my dick in that! And that girl is so cute,too!

  • OGMrWhite

    #6

    Damn does this mean I gotta start watching Nascar??

    • YEM

      find a video clip of the end of Daytona this past Saturday. Coupled with this, how could you not start watching NASCAR???

    • TheBoris

      Not NASCAR tires. Either Indy or F1.

      • YEM

        semantics. watch racing.

  • Guest Commenter

    #8 Umm, what the hell is that?

    • ChiverMeTimbers

      The New Giant Vagina Bread Child Restraint…DUH….

    • equalizermax

      I'm thinking the same thing

    • karli

      i agree.. can someone let us know WTF this is??????

      • http://www.facebook.com/mrabot Marla Belle Rabot

        It just looks like a giant loaf of bread that's saran-wrapped.

        • jasgat

          Pretty damn disturbing

    • john

      DON'T FALL ASLEEP!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1281144676 Alec Ansusinha

      I think the kid's just turning into a pussy

      • chronictots

        LOLLLL!!!!!!!

    • panama99

      It's an old Italian custom, when a child has a cold or chest cold people would put warm bread on the child's chest chest to help draw out the cold (illness). Kind of like how some parents would put "Vicks" on a childs chest to help clear them up.

      I saw this when I was stationed there (in Italy) about 15 years ago….

    • Josh

      It's a pod from Invasion of the Body Snatchers! RUN!!!!

      • Ken

        Except the replica people have an inexplicable craving for hoagies.

  • David

    1th

  • Wolfsburg00

    #10 tube sock on the desk? or cpu older than dirt? lol

    • TCUchiver

      just needs to add back dimples and that picture is even better!

  • Johnny Tsunami

    #10 What's the sock for?

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      You beat o……No wait, she's a girl…..You put your foot in the sock.

    • andy

      this is obviously an asian

    • TheAndychrist

      Reminds me of Thin H Line.
      The artwork I mean.
      Not the sock.
      Fap.

  • T.T. Tiger

    #35 Surprise!!!! Butt Sex!!!

    • ROK247

      no fisting on the slip-n-slide please

    • hager

      *secks

  • Alex

    #6 It's an Optical ilusion… Makes…me….stare…

    • twisty

      Found Waldo!

      • Bluto

        At least that wouldn't make my head hurt trying to find the bastard.

  • Marschie

    early DAR makes up for yesterday!!

  • GREG

    #27 YES

    • sheoncebelieved

      she's a little too bottom heavy, but I'd still do her

      • GREG

        makes it even better

        • truth

          you are wrong sir

      • truth

        You are correct sir

  • winfields

    would have been here sooner, got stuck on #46

    • sheoncebelieved

      yeah, this is very hot

      • keep it reL

        you're very hot

    • girth ramrod

      typing one handed here boss

      • Meh

        LMMFAO! Well done.

        • Just Sayin'

          Apparently you were too! 🙂

      • http://www.theChive.com Rusty_Dreams

        Very, very well done! Or should I say very "Cool" … Luke.

    • León Felipe

      Were can I find more of this!??!

      • eo2

        Rusty nailed it; Cool Hand Luke.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1457207028 Trent Vanderheiden

      Anything so innocent and built like that just gotta be named Lucille.

  • Malkintosh22

    #20 Pays off

    • HUH?

      now maybe start working on the upper body?

  • Cyberfunker

    #6 "Hey Paula! After you finished changing that tire on my car. Go to the kitchen and make me some fried eggs or something…"

  • truth
    • truth

      My girl. And yes, my girl is a whore…

    • Henry Gibson

      Holy–! You're not kidding, NSFW. My computer screen just squirted me!

    • ChiverMeTimbers

      Great find

      • truth

        She says she still loves me, but I'm not so sure…

  • Steve Smith

    #5 is not WTF. it is exercising a constitutional right. Much like Free Speech and Free Press… WTF Chive, you got an issue with the constitution?

    • Plunker

      Sure.
      He could also hold up some porn. There's a constitutional right too. But why the hell would you do that in a wedding picture?!?!

      • Brandon

        aaaaaannnnnnddddd that is why it is HIS wedding, not yours, dur
        2nd amendment FTW, because criminals do not care if it is your wedding day or not

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000915574939 Anthony Equila

          Unless you're Niko or Roman Bellic, the chances of some random criminal assaulting your wedding is pretty slim.

          • Brandon

            oh, so you're a criminologist?………

    • Don

      Sure, he's got a right to look like an insecure jack@ss on his wedding day.

    • JPC

      You are a massive tool.

      • subzero

        I'll 2nd amendment that-

    • ZombieBootParty

      May be a constitutional right, but being a F***tard is not.

    • nemesis

      The constitution is gay.

  • nojoke420

    #4 Resistance is futile

    • asdasd

      Every family has a retard o_O

  • Zoey

    #4 Cool bionic eye!

    • Kaiwatha

      poor kitty has microphthalmia….

    • equalizermax

      o_o

      • equalizermax SUCKS

        are you fucking serious? stop putting the same comment on every picture. your comments suck anyway, always at +1 from a self vote

        • equalizermax

          O-O

        • equalizermax

          O-O-O

        • equalizermax

          00_00

        • equalizermax

          B)

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  • winfields

    #4 Thom Yorke Cat?

  • Zoey

    #34 Is that a guy or a girl?

    • Hmmm

      Find her?

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      Yes.

    • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

      Looks like the name said Alison….. Still a mystery

      • ale

        It´s a lion… and a dragon, clearly…

    • http://twitter.com/pekitorodriguez @pekitorodriguez

      Kinda looks like Aphex Twin…

    • Mr. Incredible

      Looks like me.

  • Nanook

    #32 OK THAT'S IT. NO MORE FREAKING PLANKING POSTS!!!!! On the other hand. Honey, you can post that curvy butt here anytime. #48

    • GREG

      agree with number 48

    • Gutterville

      #32
      didn't need to see that this late at night

    • GreatCowGod

      Agreed on #48; You're more than welcome to be a 2nd time Chivette…

  • Plunker

    Twenty-third!

    • http://www.facebook.com/Juan.Guillermo.Chaves.F Juan Guillermo Chaves F

      well played my good sir

  • BMW

    I thank you for this: #27 #48

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