Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • nathan

    #13 Found Him!!!!!!

    • 0Bianka0

      There he is!

    • Chile Jackson


      the average chiver

    • Robert Plant


    • Dr3xell

      wow! took me sooooooo long to get that lol

    • Evil Dung Beetle

      I could only see him as a thumbnail 😦

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000429672888 Jenny Lozano

    #19 bad ass!!!

    • Vin Skully

      Except that it's a bass.

      • Trollicide.

        Well yeah, but Bad Bass implys that it isn't a good bass. Duh. 😛

    • tralfaz

      It made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.

      • The Chivery

        NERD ALERT!

    • Scoots

      How does one play this bass with the satellite dish right in the way of the strumming hand?

      • Sammy Hager

        'cause he doesn't actually play it. he just has it 'cause he's a fucking nerd.

      • http://www.youtube.com/user/UncleBubba Maffu

        One does not "strum" the bass.**

        **Unless, of course, one is Lemmy. 😀

        • One

          uhhhh…yeah i do actually….

          • http://www.youtube.com/user/UncleBubba Maffu

            Hello Lemmy.

      • its_forge

        You don't strum a bass.

        • its_forge

          Never mind, you all already had that conversation.

  • Malkintosh22

    #8 I aint even mad.

    • DaHoneyBadger

      this year's was fucking amazing. vibe as soo awesome

    • Empire

      Only serious when we got to be

    • https://twitter.com/NavjeetBajwa n_kb

      this is Toronto Pride, right?

    • Corey

      If you pointed a squirt gun at an American cop you would probably get shot in the throat

    • tralfaz

      We know you're not your Canadian.

    • C. Hebrides

      A few cops in Toronto are cool.
      A few will look for any excuse to beat the living shit out of you.
      …like any city, I guess.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000429672888 Jenny Lozano

    wow i have never been first!!

    • Dagoth Wit

      and still not

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000429672888 Jenny Lozano

        darn so close stupid button on the mouse

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000429672888 Jenny Lozano

          and i was so excited for an all 5 seconds ……….. ;[

          • Just Sayin'

            forever alone.

            • Willie O'Neil

              holy crap. the chivers not kissing a chick's ass just because she's a chick? this must be a first in all of chive history.

          • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

            The first rule about posting first is you do not talk about posting first.

            • pablo_v

              and you Know what the second rule is..

              • Chile Jackson

                treat the chivettes as anything other than attention mongering skanks?

  • T-Boz

    #1 Macho Man Randy Savage?? " Ohhh Yeah"

    • http://www.theanisette.com Daris

      Too soon.

      • hMMMM

        to posthumously give a man some props?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1440566705 Taylor Murphy

    what a great day its gona be! #13 finally found him 0.0

  • Anakrusix

    Morning Awesomeness is f*cking awesome. I'm never going 3 days without chiving again. I was dying inside.

    • http://twitter.com/pekitorodriguez @pekitorodriguez

      5 days… Am I dead yet?

    • Lotus

      I think the Morning Awesomeness has officially passed the Afternoon Randomness as the best post on this site. Well done, Bob!

  • chiveroney

    #18 i bet i could hit them on the first shot

    • JFrost

      I don't think I could perform with that mocking dog laughing at me

      • Guz

        Bravo sir!

      • JFrost's Girlfriend

        what's your excuse for all the other times?

    • tralfaz

      I heard the music – doot doot do doot dut dut doot

    • Joe

      That there is true "skeet" shooting.

    • Jeebus

      Kinda makes me want to throw a NES controller at her back.

      • http://www.affeslist.com Affe

        Hahaha, that's just awesome

  • Dagoth Wit

    #1 <insert inappropriate joke about little girls and blowing>

    • lol

      bet it's your little sister xD

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1238185887 Andrés Zamora Cruz

      "Training-Day 1"

  • Beavis

    #18 Skeet Skeet Skeet

  • steve

    #5….always wear proper footwear while boating kids

    • equalizermax

      No matter how many times they post this… it does not matter

    • Ken

      It would take a lot to make that fabulous bod look ridiculous….but they pulled it off.

  • DutchChiveFan

    #8 just made me smile. Repression is not always the solution…

  • Chiveinator

    bet a lot of chivers feel like this,this morning:S

    • ThatGuy

      like we're getting blown in the face with a leaf blower? Why?

      • Chile Jackson


      • Chiveinator

        Post 4th off July recovery-well this is not unlike how I look in the morning after getting wasted B)

  • Patrick

    #5 The most American picture in today's Awesomeness

    • steve


  • Just Sayin'

    #11 nothing imitates the mars volta as well as screaming like a little girl…

    • that_guy

      is how i feel when the chive posts my pics

  • overtaf

    Awesome !!!

    • MacNCheesePro

      Han's Bass Solo

  • Deal with it

    thechive – stealing the front page of better websites, two days later. A good 70% of the stuff here was on reddit. And the original users DID NOT SUBMIT IT TO YOU.

    • GM3

      you're a fucking douche, if you hated the chive so much then what are you doing looking at the chive in the first place? just like your name says…. deal with it.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      If I want to trawl through some amateurish eyesore of a website that is 80% dross, I'll go to Reddit.

      As I don't…..


      agree. reddit's better.

      • Billy

        reddit's format blows chunks. It's an eyesore.

      • That Guy

        this. reddit's WAYYYYY better. and it's commenters aren't complete retards who quote internet memes started by 4chan years ago.

        • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

          Aaand obviously reddits commenters are a bunch of cum sucking trolls who have nothing better to do day in and day out than troll other photo blogs.
          A round of applause to you sir, your comment here has changed so many lives, as did mine :]

          • That Guy

            lady, Cállate la boca, 'kay? no ones' talking to you.

            • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

              Boy, you must be a bright one.
              Comment sections are for everyone, even the dumb ones like yourself. (Learn to punctuate properly)
              Oh, and don't go thinking you're special or anything because you know one phrase in Spanish….PS you can go blow Paula now. Kay-thanks!

              • That Guy

                yeah? i'll remember that next time one of you morons starts bitching about someone pointing out what a bunch of attention whores the chivettes are. why would i think i'm special 'cause i'm bi-lingual? guessing you only speak one language, i'd say you're the "special" one. with all that being said; ahora corren a lo largo, mi coño poco tonto. now run along and translate.

                • Musje83

                  I'm multilingual (4+), so hear ye, hear ye.
                  Coming to an online community only to comment on it, shouting its members are complete retards, is just about the most pathetic thing anyone can do on the internet. It's futile, childish and utterly pointless.

                  Tot ziens, klein kind, ga maar lekker huilen bij je reddit-vriendjes.
                  Auf wiedersehen kleines kind, geh weinen zu Ihrem reddit-freunde.
                  Au revoir ma petit enfant, aller pleurer à votre reddit amis.

      • its_forge

        The door >>>>

    • jen0826

      not to be picky but the first pic is from offbeat bride a lil over a week ago…. but really who cares eh?

    • its_forge

      None. Of. Us. Could. Possibly. Give. Less. Of. A. Flying. Fuck!!!!!

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #4 if thats a can of 4loko, im sure he is in for a magical time

    • http://www.facebook.com/MacheteJack Carl R. Evans

      I was gonna say that. Charlie rules.

  • Motofoxe

    All I can hear is "pew pew pew"

  • Guz

    Seems legit. #9

  • cableguy2011

    Welcome back bitches!

  • Bud Ugly

    Something about #6 is awesome.
    #8 – I've never been prouder to be Canadian. 🙂

    • El BrandO

      Hydroswing door. Mostly used on airplane hangars, but this guy decided to make it awesome. Approved.

    • HUH?

      sorry, i am thinking big league D-bag lives here.

    • KanyeIzADouche

      How sad for you on the whole pride thing. But, we Americans understand how this might top the charts for you.

  • Tony

    That's a whole lotta trust……

    • BruthaV

      Devil's Pool at Victoria Falls (Africa)

    • Handy

      i've been there… the only thing stopping you from jumping over the waterfall is a sign. in america, there'd be 20 signs, park rangers, and a giant fence.

      • DrROBOTO

        lol white women, the black mans rainbow…love this pic…and hes not gonna let go im sure

      • Nicnac

        It's important to note that every time an American tourist has fallen into the falls (to their deaths), there have been demands made on the Zimbabwean government to fence the entire site..

        • Troofsayer

          She must be mentally retarded to have a black man attempting to swim being the only thing saving her from certain death. Not being racist, just sayin'.

  • idunno

    #13 I don't get it… Is it supposed to be the DE ?

    • Wayne

      It's Waldo. Tilt your screen back.

  • crazycyberbully

    I generally hate it when people say this but… #12 Like a boss

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