More perfectly timed sports photos I love (20 Photos)

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  • andfukyamoms

    #19 Fake right?

    • Roscoe

      For his sake, I'd hope so!

    • @irlNick

      If its not fake someone needs to clean out his wet suit cause he most definitely shat himself

    • Patrick Snyder

      Very real – it happened about 2 weeks ago in New Smyrna, Florida. My brother was there at the time. They have sharks in the area often enough to be concerned when you're in the water

      • Paul

        Yeah I was there too.

        **wet fart**

        • Cheif Brody

          I was also there, the shark is breaching to bite an electric cable i'm banging with my paddle. I'm just out of shot.

          **puts on sunglasses**

      • nottagreatwhite

        Yeah it happened in New Smyrna, but this isn't the picture. there is a vid of the shark jumping the surfer and it's a smaller shark of some kind, maybe 4-5 ft. Def NOT a white shark.

    • Davidm

      great whites normally don't hang out near Florida…and the shadow (lack there of) of the shark's breech isn't consistent with the surfer's shadow. Safe bet this is shopped.

      • BGP

        So mister Expert. I suppose the surfers reflection on the sharks head is not enough to convince you?

        • travis james

          there are absolutley no white sharks off the florida coast.. water is too warm for there taste but the surfers reflection on the sharks head is only enough to convince that it is a good shop job

        • Pouet

          I'm not mister expert, but i agree with him. So this is shopped. And i don't know where you can find a reflexion of the surfer, except where you want to find it.
          I will add a proof anyway :
          If you pay attention, you might recognize a shark on one of this photo. 😉
          And it was a bad shopped anyway.

  • nojoke420

    #4 So the WNBA is on ESPN, but not this?

    • BigBoss

      Find Her…

      MOAR Plz!

    • JAS

      I love volleyball.

    • pyrosis

      College female volleyball is usually on the Big 10 network.

    • jason_in_pc

      2 minutes later she says to her friend, hey…. smell my fingers.

  • duffer

    #13, looks like a textbook "Triple Lindy"

    • oX_Animal_Xo

      May Rodney rest in peace.

    • BentWrenches

      HAHAH Triple lindy

    • Broseph Stalin

      Double pits to chesty man, come on….

      • Paul

        Ah to be young.

    • Paul

      Thornton Melon was the man.

  • goForth


    Dirt Trail Joggin'

    • jenkins64ss

      He called the shit, dirt.

    • duke

      this pic is uber eww…..

    • dutch

      I believe it's pronounced Yogging.

    • Paula_

      She has the runs?
      Anyway I'd lick that off!

      – the one you love to hate

      • Dick Richardson

        That's the best you could come up with? You letting your kid come up with these now?

        Not even worth a down thumb. You used to be funny. Then you got all nicey nice. Now you're just boring.

        • Robert Plant


    • Dick Richardson

      I can't even imagine a scenario where I keep running after shitting myself…….

      • jason_in_pc

        bears, def if there were bears.

      • MariJane03

        Is it for sure shit? I was thinking the period?!

    • walther

      is that shit real?

      • jason_in_pc

        no, she spreads nutella on her ass before running to attract fat guys.

  • Bella

    #3 makes me smile.

    • Firefighter23

      Pedobear! Bella is Pedobear!

    • Yuppp

      YEAAAHHH!!!!! IN YO FACE FUCKWAD!!!! -Brian Griffin

    • rick

      like a boss

  • Yuppp

    #7 I crapped em mommy!!! I CRAPPED EM!!!

    • Yuppp

      BTW this is just a quote from south park …. That is all

  • echogeo

    #7 Shit happens!
    #8 FUCK YEAH!
    #17 How'd that all work out for ya' Vancouver?

    • Big Mclarge Huge

      Fuck Boston….that is all

      • Bruin your day?

        Why don't you go riot about it?

    • Darioc

      Not bad, got to game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals losing to a goalie who beat the record for most goals saved in the play offs. And unless you're from Boston, the Canucks did better than your team. So not bad over all, thanks for asking. Some of the fans are douches though.

      • Fact Maker

        *Unless your American, the Canucks did better than your team. 😉

      • da' BRUINS

        That's like saying, "I led the whole race. He just passed me and won a foot from the finish line."

        "Second place is just the first loser" – Dale Earnhardt

    • Zdeno Chara

      #17 i couldnt have said it better

  • Ben


    ….sup bitch

  • RollingDeathStar

    #7 good god, is that what I think it is? But, MOAR of #4 plz!!

  • @The_Scofield_

    #20 …No, Mr. Bond… I expect you to die….

    • Inchessi

      That is Freakin Funny!

      • Pouet

        Shopped, but funny. 🙂

    • Salute My Shorts

      beat me to it, well done sir

  • b-ry

    #7 that's shitty

  • Joe1010

    You aint gonna find the ball in there hon…! 🙂


    • Cake is a Lie

      shhh. let her keep looking

    • Monk

      She might…

      • Joe

        i know i would!

    • krusherX

      … but do keep looking

  • Kaars

    I keep seeing #19, if its not shopped… holy shit.

  • EdWood

    Isn't that the shiit !
    Sports gone wrong.

  • fil

    #7 i could really go for some nutella right now

    • I love summer!!

      you just made me throw up in my mouth a little!!

      • Punctuation Station

        I love exclamation marks!! How about you?!!

        • jason_in_pc

          there, a, little, overated!!, !!. i, prefer, commas, myself,.

          • dcw

            i prefer proper use of their/they're/there! (and minimal use of exclamation points)

            • Christian Lander

              Stuff White People Like # 99, Grammar

              White people love rules. It explains why so they get upset when people cut in line, why they tip so religiously and why they become lawyers. But without a doubt, the rule system that white people love the most is grammar. It is in their blood not only to use perfect grammar but also to spend significant portions of time pointing out the errors of others.

              When asking someone about their biggest annoyances in life, you might expect responses like “hunger,” “being poor,” or “getting shot.” If you ask a white person, the most common response will likely be “people who use ‘their’ when they mean ‘there.’ Maybe comma splices, I’m not sure but it’s definitely one of the two.”

              If you wish to gain the respect of a white person, it’s probably a good idea that you find an obscure and debated grammar rule such as the “Oxford Comma” and take a firm stance on what you believe is correct. This is seen as more productive and forward thinking than simply stating your anger at the improper use of “it’s.

              Another important thing to know is that when white people read magazines and books they are always looking for grammar and spelling mistakes. In fact, one of the greatest joys a white person can experience is to catch a grammar mistake in a major publication. Finding one allows a white person to believe that they are better than the writer and the publication since they would have caught the mistake. The more respected the publication, the greater the thrill. If a white person were to catch a mistake in The New Yorker, it would be a sufficient reason for a large party.

              Though they reserve the harshest judgment for professional, do not assume that white people will cast a blind eye to your grammar mistakes in email and official documents. They will judge you and make a general assessment about your intelligence after the first infraction. Fortunately, this situation can be improved if you ask a white person to proof read your work before you send it out. “Hey Jill, I’m sorry to do this, but I have a business degree and I’m a terrible writer. Can you look this over for me?” This deft maneuver will allow the white person to feel as though their liberal arts degree has a purpose and allow you to do something more interesting.

              Don’t worry, it is impossible for a white person to turn down the opportunity to proofread.

  • eff
    • sniggi

      NO SHIT?

      of course it's shopped. what soccer player wears blue jeans

    • Guest

      It's not shopped you donkey dick it's a pitch invader at a rugby match

  • eff

    #4 WANT!

  • Lowrent75

    #7 We sure that is excrement?
    #10 Wrong place at the wrong time…from what i understand you don't want to be in the 'Yell Section' if your a longhorn.

    • Don't Answer

      What else is brown and comes out of your ass?

    • Amy

      Yeah, actually pretty common for long distance runners to shit/piss themselves for the sake of not wasting time by stopping to take care of business.

      • Guest Commenter

        Really? Reason #876 not to be a long distance runner, I guess.

        • Tar_Heel_Gil

          i'd say reason number 2 … number 1 would be the fact that I would have to run. that pretty much takes care of it!

      • James

        They don't do it on purpiss (haha) The constant up and down motion and the constant hard impact of the down makes them loose control and it just comes out. they have porta potties on the course for such ocassions but if it gets too bad they will just go behind a tree or something.

        On a better note. Longhorns all day.

    • llano2

      Nope not wrong place wrong time, it is the aggies practicing their long tradition of fellacio.

      • PB1

        5-7 bud. Quit your whining…

      • dcw

        is that it? i thought it was supposed to look like they were all giving it to each other from behind.

  • KNOB

    Womens College Volleyball needs its own weekly post.

    • kgjg

      100% agree

  • EdWood

    Doing it right and doing it wrong ?
    That's it.
    Keep your ball on that eye.

  • chrisdg74

    MOAR!! of #4.

  • Joe1010

    Texas does not give a single F#"#K… EVER!


    • Big McLarge Huge

      Fuck Texas…that is all

      • Sic 'em Bears

        Fuck everyone in this photograph.

    • llano2

      It is the aggies practicing their long tradition of fellacio. f the aggies, the horns and the bears.

      • PB1

        Someone must have been butt hurt by the Ags. They keep posting the same thing…dbag.

        • Texasks

          dont worry about it just another dbag who bought some burnt orange and thinks hes a longhorn. Gig'em

  • mipakr

    #7 yes, marathon runners actually relieve themselves during races. it is why i will NEVER participate in one.

    • Brad

      that's friggin gross… might make me run faster to get to the finish line to change my undies…

      do they have ass cleaning stations along the race? they should…

    • Brad

      that's friggin gross… might make me run faster to get to the finish line to change my undies…

      they don't have poop cleaning stations along marathon courses?

    • jason_in_pc

      that and the fact that you have not been off the couch in a year right?
      mostly the pooping though i am sure.

      • mipakr

        I'm a paraplegic you asshole.

        • jason_in_pc

          yet the reason you would never run a marathon is because of poop? not even gonna say nice try there boss, kinda sick you would even say that. my dad and 2 uncles were al in severe accidents later in life and lived as quadriplegic and it would never cross their minds to such a bs comment like that. i think your full of shit and need to take a run so to speak.

          • Donzi

            I'm a paraplegic and I have been in several marathons, douche bag. Paraplegics enter and complete marathons all the time.

    • Marathon Runner

      You'll never participate in one because you're a weak, lazy minded slob with no goals.

  • Herring '12


    WHOOP! Just another time to add to the list of when it sucks to be a longhorn.

    • Will

      sheep f*ckers

    • Derpie Derpinson

      Go to The Chicken and choker yourself.

  • Stephen Craig

    #1 Why is he bothering to tackle that guy? Don't soccer players usually flop around on ground in mock agony on their own?

    • konaehukai

      Is this soccer, footy or rugby?

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        I think this is rugby….

    • taps

      cause its rugby u dumass

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