Yer doin it right (26 photos)

  • Nick

    If you ain't first your last

    • i'm confused

      your last what?

    • Mike

      congrats on the first douche of the day.

    • r@f

      too many thoughts about #18

      • McBeastie

        the first thought being "why post this under the firstie just to get on the first page when I have absolutely nothing to say?"

        • Monk

          I'm with you on hijacking posting to get on the first page being pathetic and a douche baggish sort of thing. However, if it is a troll or "first" type post, I think it is acceptable. That being said, I agree "r@f's" comment was completely pointless to begin with.

    • ROK247

      shake & bake baby – THAT.JUST.HAPPENED

    • @pezatsea

      you're, dillweed.

    • Him

      I wish I had four hands so I could give these titties four thumbs up

    • Grasshopper

      As in, if you're incapable of distinguishing between "you're" and "your", you're probably not going to go far in life.

      • That's right

        Let it fucking go people shit damn fuck hell………………………..

      • ouch

        Grammar slammer

  • Jealous

    Oh my #8, for being that old, you still look better than my 19 yr old gf…where can I sign up to upgrade?

    • 19year oldgirlfriend

      she looks better than me huh?
      FUCK YOU.

      • Dudeman


    • you're an ass

      real classy. instead of jealous it should read jackass

      • Poopcicle

        Basically just posting here so that Pat Overton's post makes no sense since he just used arrows. Why? Because I hate my job, and this is keeping me awake. Stupid? Yea, but your still reading it so your job must suck too. Also it should be "you're" in that last sentence. But my backspace key is broken. Also I am a pathological liar. Ehh. fuck life, fuck work.

        • Senior Citizen

          LOL. Dude is obviously too old to come on this stop. Stop being an old creeper.

    • Pat Overton

      Psst, I think you're girlfriend thinks you're an ass! —–^

      • Over Patton

        Your post makes no sense. Why would "poopcicle" be that dudes girlfriend? Man you're weird.

  • b-ry

    how is #16 doing it right?
    worst tattoo ever.

    • Lost Soul

      Becasue as soon as you look your reading the lips! doing it right… Tattoo is a fail though

    • Patrick Shaw

      Because they fade away quickly in the mouth

    • socket2me

      you must not have seen that many tattoos

  • mitter78

    #25 … the secret to the best night sleep ever

    • guest

      That`s the closest the Chivers will ever get to a boob.

      • hMMMM

        says the Chiver

        • Uh OH Paradox

          says the Chiver

        • guest

          Nope. I'm just a visitor. Thanks for the invitation though.

    • Bud_kk

      Everyone needs a bossom for a pillow.

      • its_forge

        Oh thank you, now I'll have THAT earbug for the next three months

    • Monk

      I would prefer #9, but hey that's just me.

  • MrRushing

    #1 #9 #26 — Winners in my book

    • ilovethechive

      #1 Olivia Munn?
      #6 The Rock?

      • MrRushing

        1- yes that IS her! in all her gammy goodness
        6- best caption I've seen so far for that pic read "Not pictured: The Rocks fanny pack."

    • Wut


      Denis Milani can go fuck herself. Until she releases her krakens, I'm not interested anymore.

    • Lefty

      #26 Is freakin hot.

      Also, the Asian guy in the background wants that ass

  • Edward

    #21 Find her please!

  • Gary

    #26 anyone else love it when some one goes full blown jessica rabbit?

    • Yep

      I'd like to roger her rabbit!

    • Randy Marsh

      That's like asking if anyone else here loves breathing air.

      • Fish

        Ewwww No, Fuck THAT. But I do like me some Jessica Rabbit.

        • b-ry

          agree. they never actually look AS good as the animation.

    • Chris Hood

      That's Ruby Rocket, a professional burlesque artist and cosplayer. Her website is undergoing an overhaul atm, but in the coming weeks if you go to you can see more of her work.

  • Capt. Obvious

    #23 My HERO!!!

    • mickdeck

      He was an hero

      • KISSmyLUVGUN

        Are you that Grammer Bollocks? Cus if so your doing it wrong!

    • GK4

      well, i guess Paula's get some kicks "somehow"

  • Capt. Obvious

    #12 What his job SHOULD be!

    • The F?

      So… Michelle is trying to "fight obesity" in this country and yet Barack is helping spread it?

      • O No

        He did create shovel ready jobs. Everytime Obama speaks, shit flies out of his mouth and people have to shovel it up.

        NO MORE YEARS!

        • McBeastie

          It would have been so different if [insert name here] was elected! Because [insert name here] never lies and everything would have been fixed by now!


          • its_forge

            I'm with McBeastie, like there would have been any fucking difference at all.

        • Markus

          Right. I really wish we had Old Man McCain and Money-Grubbin Palin running the country. They are the epitome of truth and integrity.

          • MadMansDad

            Without a doubt! I sense your sarcasm, but we would be much better off if we didn't have a socialist at the helm

            • BaJezzus

              no we wouldn't.

              And this is why POLITICS DO NOT BELONG ON THE BEST SITE IN THE WORLD!!! If I want to get into a debate about politics with redneck, teabaggin', gun totin' idiots, I'll go to an actual news outlet. I come here to see awesome pics, beautiful Chivettes, and epic fails. How's about we keep it that way. kthanks.

              • Killers

                OMG!! WTF?? Like, grody to the MAX!

              • TCUchiver

                pretty sure you have issues

              • Wilson

                Hey man politics keep every one calm and happy with each other. Just let it happen.

              • loso

                " I'll go to an actual news outlet."

                what, like the Daily Show?

                • its_forge

                  Beats the fuck outta Hannity.

              • oddball

                So typical, just because someone doesn't like Barack Obama or isn't a democrat they're automatically a "redneck, teabaggin', gun totin' idiot" stop getting all of your news force-fed to you by Bill Maher and the extremist democrat outlets and go find some libertarian news or a view from another country (which can be quite enlightening to see how they view our politics) before assuming everything is simply one way or the other, there are other colors than black and white in the spectrum.

                When you take a step back, remove the poison of bi-partisanship from the political game you begin to see through the BS with a logical vision rather than a Dem vs. Rep and it "There can only be one!" attitude. (yeah, that was a rant that ended with a Highlander reference… so what?)

            • Brian King

              Well said MadMansDad

            • Negrodamas

              Socialist? I doubt you'd know the true definition. He's a corporatist at best. Look beyond Fox "News" to form your opinions for you.

              • negrodamis butt hole

                (in Marxist theory) the stage following capitalism in the transition of a society to communism, characterized by the imperfect implementation of collectivist principles.

                Now, Shut up. You have no idea what you are talking about. Obama is a socialist.

                • elbruces

                  No he's not. He doesn't advocate any of that. Never has. In fact, advocates quite the opposite.

                  • Fleeb

                    like nationalized healthcare?

            • AnyoneForCoffee

              Yeah, 'cos 'health care for all' is 'socialist'!

              Just like all the 'socialist' countries in Europe with far higher standards of living than the US.

              FFS, look up the definition of 'socialist'…then engage your brain…then see just how close a match the true definition is to your warped perception.

              • loso

                "Yeah, 'cos 'health care for all' is 'socialist'!

                Just like all the 'socialist' countries in Europe with far higher standards of living than the US. "

                havent watched the news on europe lately have we?

                • its_forge

                  Their banks are all completely in the shitter and their economies have gone completely to fuck and back and their people still live better than 80% of ours do.

            • its_forge

              Tell you what bro, when I actually see a socialist in US politics I will certainly let you know, until then I'm just gonna go take a nap 'cuz it's gonna be a loooooooooooooooooooonnnng muthafuckin' while.

              • oddball

                When you a socialist in politics? There are politicians who advocate being socialist RIGHT now. Barack Obama doesn't outright claim it but in the general scope, others do… so you should WAKE UP because nap time is over.

                • its_forge

                  Bernie Sanders is an admitted Socialist. Is he some kind of horrific goose-stepping Soviet interloper upon our glorious republic? Doesn't seem like one to me. Talks sense a lot of the time actually, generally tends to make sense a lot more often than about half the other jagoffs in the Legislature. I'm a Socialist. Actually I'm a Marxist. Bernie Sanders doesn't even begin to scratch the surface of real socialism, and he's the most socialist legislator Washington's had in at least 50 years. Put out the fire in your hair and stop shrieking about things you don't know anything about. This country is not in *any* danger of becoming another Soviet Union; it is firmly in the grip of corporations and is in fact run by them.

          • its_forge

            LOL McCain would have either gone cataleptic or had a stroke and Palin would have quit to go back to Wasilla and put her feet up and pretend to write another book before the election was six months old. President Pelosi woot.

            • OMGWTFBBQ

              …sorry, just puked in my mouth a little.

              • its_forge

                Pelosi would probably have been a better Prez than Obama *or* McCain/Palin by simple virtue of the fact she can't get a fucking thing done no matter what.

    • Guest Commenter

      4 more years, bitches! Paint the white house black!

      • needs better

        WTF are you smoking?

        • Beyond Racism

          If you really want a "black" President (Obama is half white let's not forget) and race is your primary objective for voting, vote for Herman Cain… just please not Obama. Preferably look beyond color though when picking a leader.

    • anonnnnn


      • IHNEG

        well, barack obama does have a white mother(making him no more black than he is white), sooo…….

    • loso

      #12 about all he's good for

      • loso

        Kennedy ordered pizza to be delivered to the White House and told the nation "We're sending men to the moon and bringing them back safely before the end of the decade"

        Obama delivers coffee and donuts and says "Buh By NASA"

        Now do you see the difference between the Democrats of yesterday and the ones we have today?

        • its_forge

          We need manned space "exploration" like we need supersonic fighter planes that cost 1/3 of a trillion dollars each. Which is to say, completely fucking not.

    • loso

      #15 #23
      things liberals love

      • its_forge

        Why do people who know absolutely nothing about liberals that wasn't shrieked at them by Limbaugh or Hannity love so much to tell everyone what they know about liberals?

        • Fleeb

          I've read your posts. You are exactly what Limbaugh and Hannity are "shrieking."

          • its_forge

            LOL. There is nothing wrong with me and I am not in any way unique.

  • Stone

    #3 ❤

  • intmid8or

    #9 i like ice cream too

    • Matt

      what ice cream?

    •!/gfeinberg86 GreyGhost9

      I would rather lick her

    • Rapist

      there she goes…teasin again. She's gonna get raped if she keeps that shit up.

  • ProllyNotFist

    Fist !!!!!!!!!!!

    • b-ry

      spelling mistake in your name and no where near first….your a real douche.

      • ProllyNotFist

        #18 Fist

      • bob

        you sir are an idiot

      • ScaredyCat

        You Spoon, he's on about the cheerleaders fisting.

        • ProllyNotFist

          *troll face*

      • b-ry

        ooopsie-doogles, i meant "you're". it's so hard to type and take it up the ass at the same time. i'm sure most of the chivers can relate.

        • ProllyNotFist

          Don't blame "The Chive" for "your" problems. Also, I think you meant Chivettes. Hopefully you don't think all the chivers are as gay as you. If they and you are, luckily you are in a safe place called the internets. keep calm and Chive the fuck On.
          P.S. paula take note's on how to troll.

  • Stone

    #23 Don't lie, some people wish they can do that.

    • Guest

      If you pet him really nicely, I bet he'd let you.

      • tralfaz

        Good one!

    • newscot

      *All people wish they could do that.

      • penguin slayer

        what, suck off a monkey?

        • The Chivery

          I know the Chivers would. Chive on!

      • mr.plow

        I would, but then again, lets jsut leave it to the ladies. (dirty cock suckers)

        • b-ry

          agree. that's all they're good for.

          • Bill

            haha mr plow. nice name

  • steve

    Finally! A use for #10

    • Tony

      brb, gotta go buy some wrapping paper.

  • FuckYeahBacon

    #2 you can only do duck face if you kickass?

    • BaJezzus

      correct. Ed Norton is doing it properly. It has that look of, you fuck with me…I'll fuck you up. Fight Club, American History X, and Death to Smoochy are my points of proof.

      • max


    • JAS

      it's a smirk, not a duckface.

    • Foosbah

      not a duckface.

    • GARhannen

      woha it first i was gunna comment and be like fuck bacon?!?!? FUCK YOU!!, then i re-read your name and it was fuck yeah bacon, not yeah fuck bacon, so… sorry im dyslexic sometimes

    • Captain Charley

      no duck face here, just a fuck you I'm Edward fucking Norton look.

  • SinisteRtheWickeD

    OMG please find her! #26

    • Cliff

      That's Ruby Rocket, she's into the super-hero thing. Nice pics of her out there.

      • David Pierre

        Ruby Rocket loves the cosplay!! and we love her for it!

        • BaJezzus

          oh wow. I thought it was Rose McGowen. Good eye sirs, good eye

          • its_forge

            Rosie's got nice curves but she *wishes* she had *that* figure.

        • SinisteRtheWickeD

          Awesome, I thought she look familiar but could not place her. Think we need a Chive post of JUST her….

          • Cliff

            I second that!

    • Killers

      It's Jessica Rabbit from……oh, I see what you mean.

      • SinisteRtheWickeD


  • sheoncebelieved

    #12 stay classy Mr. Prez…….oh, wait, that's an oxymoron….sorry

    • bamf

      the black white guy…oxymoron

    • Steve Smith

      I don't know about OXY, but it IS a MORON!

    • McBeastie

      Nothing about that sentence could be construed as an oxymoron. Not defending the President or anything…it's just not an oxymoron by definition unless you think there was never a classy president. Just sayin'.
      You on the other hand, by definition, are a moron if you think you can pass off a half naked teen as your thumbnail pic when you are probably overweight, in your 40s and a man.

    • teehee

      Guess he didn't get his wife's memo on junk food.

      Impeach! lol

  • Rippatiptippin

    #26 find her but if I find her, finders keepers

  • OwnerOfYou

    #9 Is that Denise Milani again?!

    • kamoma82

      I don't know her name, but that picture has benn taken in Venice (Italy), Campo S. Margherita

  • Cyberfunker

    #18 MOAR

    • toby

      Relax loser ,google porn.

      • Bud_kk

        Or google tobys mum.

      • OHG


    • my5tika1cll

      Is she attempting the Falcon Punch?????

  • Fasteddy14

    #1 Munnnnnnn!!!!
    #8 Holy F'ing Shit!!! Gorgeous!!!
    #12 No doubt meeting with the Police Unions…

    #10 is genius!!! I have a new project…

    • ROK247

      i would let olivia munn ride me like a petting zoo pony.

      • HRONR

        The 66 Most Overrated Women of 2011, 7 Olivia Munn

        Perhaps the most over-hyped female in the history of females. If she weren’t as attractive as she is, she’d be number 1 here, but let’s set the record straight: Olivia is very attractive. Olivia has a sense of humor that leans toward the potty side of things. She also hosted a TV show where she capitalizes on both of these things to a group of men that eat that stuff up with a spoon. It’s a giant recipe for one thing: Being way overrated. Olivia is this decade’s Jenny McCarthy, without the naked Playboy spread. So, to me, she isn’t even as good as Jenny McCarthy was; a woman whose career hasn't exactly skyrocketed. Bring it on, fanboys, I can take it.

        • its_forge

          We are really, really fucking tired of hearing from that stupid fucking list. Really.

    • Pat Overton

      Fasteddy14 gets it. Great comments dude!

  • idunno

    oh god I want to marry #26

    • ROK247

      are you a cartoon rabbit that always gets himself in trouble? if not, then you are out of luck.

  • Weird

    Suddenly, I have the urge for milk. #9

  • petewhip

    #1 #9 #24 -the start of a new post "Doing It Right in Public, if you know what i mean"

    • pablo_v

      #24 is such a funny movie, I like it more than Airplane

      • hater

        Top Secret Kilmer's best film

  • Jenny Lozano

    #8 i hope i look like her when im 57

    • red

      So does your bf / husband.

    • MrsQ

      I'm a 38 yr old mom, I'm still working out,
      and I totally plan to look just like her when I'm 57 and beyond…

      Challenge Accepted. Chive On.

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