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  • Logan

    #2: RIP DUNN, Jackass won't be the same without you buddy.

    • absolutcarcrazy

      It should have been Bam.

      • fuck off

        actually it should have been you absolutcarcrazy

        • absolutcarcrazy

          I would have died with a smile on my face. Except i would have pulled a triple-gainer off the top of the car before it smacked the tree.

          • absolutcarcrazy

            while surfing an alligator.

    • asdasd

      Yeah because well payed, crazy retards are so hard to find…

      • McBeastie

        likable ones are.

      • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

        Maybe you should apply then….Sounds right up your alley.

        • William Wallace

          i don't know about the rest, but you're plenty retarded enough.

    • kaner

      yea, he really deserves a lot of credit for getting dickered and killing himself and his buddy. good one bro.

    • hatersgonnahate

      Dunn died the way he lived; with pieces of car up his ass

      • absolutcarcrazy

        Yahtzee!

    • JPC

      Yeah, "rest in peace" guy who managed to kill only one other person when he was hammered, driving over 100 MPH in his Porsche.

      Yeah, we should really mourn that guy. So sad….

      • UPSgrrrL88

        I feel bad for the Porsche.

      • Logan

        WOW, I find it heart warming that someone with so much hate in their life can actually find a worth while reason to get up every morning! Keep up the hard work JPC…I wonder if it is too late to get a pic of you in the Douche Of the Month club? Because I am SURE you've never made one single mistake your whole life and we should model ourselves after anonymous dill holes who do nothing but tear others down. Quite a life you've chosen to lead, Sir Douche.

        • JPC

          "I am SURE you've never made one single mistake in your whole life."

          Killing people because you decide to drive 100+ in your Porsche with a BAC over .20 isn't "one single mistake." It's fucking murder. He is a murderer. He's just lucky he only murdered one person. So no, I have not made "one single mistake" like that.

          And you mourn him like he's a hero, because he shoved things up his ass on TV.

          Even if it was too late to submit me for the Douche of the Month, I would have absolutely no chance, considering I'd be going up against the likes of you and Ryan Dunn. You fucking tool

          • JPC

            My mistake, just looked it up. His BAC was "only" .196, not over .200. So he was only hammered, not shit-faced.

            Clearly a guy we should mourn.

            • hMMMM

              I'm with you on this one, no matter what the thumbs say. Seems like he had a history of drinking and driving and this was NOT an isolated incident. Drunk driving education is solid enough in this country where any guy in that situation is well-informed about the inherent risks in driving while intoxicated.

        • Wade Wilson

          It seems blind ignorance is your sin, friend. This guy was a dumbshit nobody who died doing some retarded shit, and also killed someone he called friend. Only piece of shit dirtmerchant fuckforbrains would feel bad for the way his fate found him. He got what he deserved, it's just too bad the loser had to take someone with him. It's fucking sad we live in a country that looks up to this type of idiocy.

    • Darkside

      Im sure jackass will be just as gay with or without him…..

    • Jesse

      Fuck that guy. He murdered his passenger for christ's sake.

      • Pyp

        Last time I checked people have a choice to get in a car with a drunk driver and his friend did that. I lost two of my friends because they chose to get in a car with a drunk and drugged up driver (he came out alive, minus a leg, and all of his passengers died) but even though he was in the wrong they should of known better too.

  • momi

    first!

  • Brian King

    #25 OH SHIT!!!!

    • specv44

      idk why anyone would want to shop that in…

    • Capt. Obvious

      Boyfriend gave her the Sneaky Pete after a Taco Bell run.

    • ellenD

      shopped. girls don't poop.

      • GI Joe

        Never trust a fart…..

        • degeneres

          or a SHart

      • Master_Rahl

        SO glad you confirmed that… I was gonna say I've been LIED TO!

      • degeneres

        yes Ellen, some need to relaease some casue they are so full of it..

    • northerner

      Ok, find her. Want to know the story behind the stain. Yep. Bowels don't care where we are or what we're doing when they demand attention! What team and what cheerleader? Embarrassing but a normal biological process. Like GI Joe said, never trust a fart!

  • Obadiaha

    #18 Challenge accepted

    • absolutcarcrazy

      You're going to need some help buddy. And, full scuba gear.

    • Adam

      How does she wipe????

    • Darkside

      Beached whale. Where's Hancock?

  • SKEWED

    Ohh, SHIT!

  • EdWood

    #25.
    Find her……….
    Some new shorts.

    • dan williams

      it happens shit that is

  • Tokabwl

    #17 I hate Spiders so much, just looking at that pic FREAKS me out.

    • Davlin

      That pic made me say SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!

  • http://www.thechive.com Azrrael

    #11 WTF?!?!!?

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      As an old timer from Italy used to say, "Once you stupida, you stupida for life."

    • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

      Just another normal day in Japan.

  • Brian

    #2

    RIP

    • Wade Wilson

      World's much better off without people like this in it. Good riddance to useless rubbish.

      • bigdeal

        fuck OFF .. seriously.

        • JPC

          Go on worshiping a murderer who shoved things up his ass for fame.

          Sounds right up your alley, actually.

          • Jen

            just bc someone says RIP doesnt mean they worship them. the point is, is that it is fucking sad that someone died. he was someone's son and friend. what he did was really fucking stupid. but its still sad. dick.

            • JPC

              The person you should be crying over is the one HE KILLED. Not the dipshit known for sticking things up his ass.

              Bitch.

              • Christinie2

                You're calling her a bitch because she recognizes that a life lost is always a tragedy, regardless of the circumstances? He fucked up, that's incontestable. It still doesn't mean that he shouldn't be mourned. Jerk.

  • metalcool36

    #22 "The splats", yea that looks about right

    • Guest Commenter

      That's fucking impressive. Disgusting, but verrrry impressive.

  • absolutcarcrazy

    Its the new way to reduce wrinkles around your eyes.

  • cincy o

    #10 must be a hot day in NYC

    • Paul

      This is what it feels like in Alabama (basically since May)

  • absolutcarcrazy

    #26, I need to quit leaving those lying around.

    • Ripple

      Hey, where do you live at? I'm, like, a totally sexy girl, and not at all planning on murdering you and taking your money.

    • Bill Clinton

      David Tepper — hedge fund manager that made $7B+ in 2008. like a boss

      • Just Sayin'

        The only time the saying "Like a boss" is valid and acceptable.

  • BBL

    #6 That cut out needs a glory hole! 🙂

    • paulsonsson

      Maybe the real thing needs a glory hole.

      • William Wallace

        say what you want, but even his cut-out get twice as many girls as all the chivers combined.

    • combat_carl

      pedobear doesnt even approve that statement.

    • Brad

      I thought the same thing!

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

    #12
    hit the working fire dispatch. First in Engine pull a deuce and a half and get a knock.

    • R-Dub

      Is that engrish?

    • Broseph Stalin

      wat

    • G-Note

      I am guessing you are a volly because that is not the way you would attack that fire. Also your english is horrible

      • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

        Good guess, but I didn't say to pull the the 2 1/2 through the front door 😛

  • http://tonyjwhill.wordpress.com/ Tonus

    #2
    Died the way he lived – with car parts up his anus

    • asdasd

      It's the Internet, you can say asshole…

    • JAMon

      too soon?

      • dutch

        nope.

    • squirrel

      LMAO!!!

  • Kodos

    #15
    Well, his sexual experience tonight will be a little less enjoyable…

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Perhaps he just had it.

    • Weirdos

      Or more… depending on what he's into.

    • Darkside

      Is that unforgivable?

  • specv44

    #6 Yeah, id still hit it.

    • DWD

      You'd fuck Justin Bieber? That's disgusting.

    • Josh

      Kinda makes me wish I was a gay little batard that looked and sang like a girl….

      • Josh

        I'm just a gay little bastard that looks and sings like a girl who can't get laid.

  • bunedoggle

    #14 Falcon kick.

    • Monk

      Broken foot.

      • corbin

        no its not, look closer… thats the cops arm from behind the riot shield. his foot is fine.

        • TripleT

          Corbin: 'zoom in and enhance' the bottom edge of the shield, you'll see his ankle doing a freaky right-angled pivot… it is now, broken.

    • Darkside

      RIP to that ankle. Good luck running off now.

  • saosinh

    #17 Yeah…..fuck that

    • ianbaldy

      oh my sweet jesus

  • asdasd

    #8
    Extra credit for drawing furry scales!! You are the man/woman!!!

    • rage

      Cat and/or Snake..

      the CaKe is a lie!!!!

      • http://www.boomtownradio.co.uk gifted_beatnik

        Brasseye.

        do you think it would be venomous?

  • DeathByCherio

    #13 SIMBA NOOO!!!!!!

  • Hombre

    #18 MOAR!!!!!

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      too big to motor boat!
      gotta cruise ship that bitch

    • qteam3d

      Have to ask… name please, if anyone knows?

    • Master_Rahl

      is that battleship grey? didn't anyone ever tell her about that?

    • Squiggy

      Moar? There is already plenty.

    • Darkside

      Lmao. I get the feeling he's serious too.

  • rodrocks

    #18 Holy sea cow, Batman. #25 someone please tell me that is shopped!

    • Batman

      That is shopped.

      • top dog

        And it's an old repost.

    • Wade Wilson

      Not sure WHY in the hell anyone would d something like that with a program like Photoshop, but there are a lot of really, bored, stupid people in this world.

      • Jen

        that poor girl, lol

        • shartlebargle

          its just she sharted herself..

  • Shut Up

    Stop talking about your fucking man…we know it's summer break for high school but don't bring that shit here.

    • shartisall

      shart..That is all

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