Daily Afternoon Randomness (47 Photos)

  • stan


    I like colors… sorry my game is just that bad

    • Birdhaus32

      Can I taste the rainbow?

      That work better for ya?

      • steezyshredder

        there is something better than a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow

    • Honest

      I like your butt.

      • Anonymous

        Stan, he likes your butt

        • Honest

          Sorry, I thought the name was "Satan" initially.

    • Broadbem


    • I_am_elf

      You have a breathtaking hiney.

      • RiverMonster

        I wanna be friends with it.

    • Indeed

      Your buttocks are exquisite.

    • max

      dat assss….probably belongs to DYLAN?

      • Pinky

        Nope! It's all mine πŸ™‚

        • Studio 17A

          Prove it πŸ™‚

          • OIGOIRNO

            please don't.

    • Ye Olde Picke Up

      I'm rather basorexic toward to your callipygean disposition.

      • Chazz B

        what a gentleman xD

        • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

          test of my new IntenseDebate account =P

    • High Brow

      Your ravishing turd cutter has got me in quite the tizzy, my dear.

      • emilie

        That would never work, but it sure got a laugh

        • High Brow

          Hey, Lauren said that hilarity is the best quality a guy can have πŸ˜‰

          • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

            True story. You would of had me at "turd cutter". …Seriously. πŸ˜‰

            • Bluto

              Ever wonder why turds are tapered? So your ass won't slam shut.

    • the_junglist

      "I wanna say something… I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back… — I want to be on you."

      • Shaniqua

        "I want to pee on you" – R Kelly

        • Bear Grylls

          Who said piss?

          • Bud Lee

            Oh I see what you did there

            • Wizard

              You must be some sort of sight wizard!

    • sniggi

      check out the shitter on that critter

    • Jive Ass Turkey

      Leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em! COL' got to be!

    • ORF


      which means they party harder than any of the chivers.

      • TRON

        LOL win.

    • R2G Fan

      That has to be the finest globe I have ever seen. I really can't stop staring at it.

    • http://twitter.com/ItsMeMvpJonny @ItsMeMvpJonny

      im in love

  • justin


    sweden, you're doing it so very right

    • yuri

      policy: no employee may ever eat the food from here

      • The_Dood

        my thoughts exactly

    • Jak

      I bet if the camera panned left it would be packed in there

    • Stevo

      Yeah! no blacks or mexicans!!!

      • Casper

        Yeah, because they are running a muck over in sweden

        • Spellchickittycheck

          * amok

    • Blumpkin

      That place looks better than any hooters I've ever been to.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1621087124 Nick Anderson

      I lived in Sweden for 6 months on exchange. And This photo is so true, I feel in love daily.

    • Happy swede

      the sweet thing about it is that this is how it looks in most mc.donalds over here πŸ™‚

  • SomeGuy

    I laughed out loud

    • Rightclicksaveas

      yeah no i just lol'd

    • the_junglist

      I'm hoping for a massive montage of a make-up.

    • Killa

      you mean you raffed out roud?

    • http://www.facebook.com/palm.mark Mark Palm


    • https://www.facebook.com/nzalog Norbert Zalog

      I wanted to see a bit more of that clip… the reaction seemed like such an important part!

      • guest

        it's from the korean movie 'sex is zero'

  • Random

    What happened to burn your bra Tuesday ?

    • Birdhaus32

      I KNOW, RIGHT!!??

    • Shaniqua

      All out of bras to burn.

    • buckle

      I have checked all day for this! Very disappointed.

    • the elusive

      I hope this doesn't carry over to tomorrow… I live for Hump Day!

      • Broseph Stalin

        yeah, you continue doing that. more for the guys that can actually get some.

    • http://www.facebook.com/palm.mark Mark Palm

      Did you not see #44 ?? That one should take care of all your needs!!

      • theonehodge

        New meaning to 'hand bra'

    • JPC

      Too much of their time is spent coming up with lame advertising posts. Pretty soon every post will be "Daily Afternoon Randomness, sponsored by "Lame Movie" starring Cameron Diaz and Ryan Reynolds"

    • bill

      BAD TRENDS! Where the F is Mind the Gap Mondays? Been MIA for Weeks!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Of course I'm a guy; so the following is completely feasible:
    If Lauren (<3) were to marry me I'd stop posting on the Chive instantly.

    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • sheoncebelieved

      what about me? You won't even give me a chance?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Aaaaabout your avatar…:
        [insert Indiana Jones questioning the golden statue GIF]

        – show me one with a Paula note?

        • Shaniqua

          Spoiler: It's a dude.

          • Dormin

            Holy shit

          • ranD


    • Anonamau5

      You're the worst troll ever. You're more like that annoying co-worker who's kind of a nice guy but that is a bit retarded too and always asks you for help for the easiest shit and you really don't want to help him but you can't really think of a good reason to say no so you end up wasting an hour on this dumbshit niceguy.

      • Anonamau5

        Also, I know you aren't the original "hugs, paula" person. I remember her, and I swear to god (lol, god) she was actually sincere in her posts and spent several days crying herself to sleep after the chivers destroyed her.

        • Anonamau5

          Also, your avatar reminds me of my old boss: he was so ugly you couldn´t look him in the eyes, but the catch here is that he was so ugly, that he crossed some line where he actually started to look pretty good. When you think you´re getting the thing, you realize that it is a freaking monkey and suddenly everything seems so pointless. That´s what´s wrong with you.

          • Anonamau5

            Also, sometimes i stare out of my window, feel the warm summer night and think how pointless life is. It is bit like the moment you get after drinking too much but not passing out yet, preferably after severe vomiting

            • Anonamau5

              Also, there´s something hairy staring at me from my backyard.

              • Anonamau5

                Also, I have eyepatches at my both eyes

                • Anonamau5

                  you know this is not me, right?

                  • Anonamau5

                    Also, as I face a certain death, I know my sins will take me to hell.

                    • Anonamau5

                      You do it for the love… My love

                    • Mu Wang Tan

                      C-C-C-Cizzombo Brizzzzzeaker

        • ranD

          i must admit this i do agree with. she actually had a profile linked to her modeling page if anyone clicked on it and was retarded sexy (at least her body was, face was always covered).

    • Anonymous

      That's extortion and we don't negotiate with terrorists. Having said that, I troll way more than you and also extend the same offer. In fact, if I can just get a kiss from Lauren, I will leave this site forever.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        So now I'm a terrorist? Oh?
        Good luck on your period though.

        – the one approved by Lauren

        • Anonymous

          You're the mood terrorist, Osama Bad Moodin.

        • Anonymous

          P.S. That was the worst come back since since your mom cleared her throat.

          • NebraskaGuy

            Epic. Fucking. WIN!

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Thought you entered just a '.' for a name…
            Btw please stop cumswapping with my mom.

            – the one you love to hate

    • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

      That's a tough predicament. I think you are hilarious, and find that quality to be the sexiest of all in a man (or a mythical creature, such as a troll, in this instance) but I also think the Chive needs you… so alas I am at a road-block! πŸ˜‰

      Btw, the picture you made me is ten times better than the one I made you. I really want to print it out and put in in the picture frame you edited, but that'd be too much of an Inception-styled mind f***.

      • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

        What picture?

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          While Lauren was out I took the liberty of making a subtle, yet important to our relation, change to her bedroom. See here: http://i53.tinypic.com/axedg3.jpg

          – the one you love to date

          • Trollol

            Fucking lol.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I'd divorce the Chive in a minute though… Road blocks are always temporarily you see…
        The pic I made you fades in the shadow of the lovely pic you made for me dear <3. Would you mail me the rest of the set at paulachiveATlive.nl? Just curious what you did there of course.
        Would like it if you put mine in your bedroom though, inception-style! Would be a good cockblock for any potential Chivers to enter your bedroom too :p

        – the one who will wait

        • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

          Is it weird to say that I actively search out your comments on here? Because I do. πŸ™‚

          And an email is coming right your way, dear Paula!

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Yeah,youandeverybodyelsehere… Oh wait, did I type that out loud?

            – the one you love to hate

            • Malkintosh22

              Paula wheels hard.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Got them, thanks! Btw seriously: you had me baffled there for a moment, I did not expect the partial topless one. No wonder Chive didn't post that one but posted the one with your tongue ouy (very funny!). You're very brave.

            – the one still stunned

            • snoobs89

              paula you the boss.

          • snoobs89

            that kiester yours lauren?


            • de ja vu

              Paula is a big Lauren suck-up

              • Zoom

                agreed. pathetic.

            • Pinky

              Nope. Mine:)

          • http://twitter.com/pekitorodriguez @pekitorodriguez

            Oh… I think I know the true identity of Paula now… You lucky troll ¬¬

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #31 Spongebob Squaregap

    • RamRod

      haha, funny shit but there's nothing square about that gap. Phenomenal!

    • bull1123

      it's like it's smiling at me πŸ™‚

    • Bucky

      Spongebob Squarefap

    • Goo

      Spongejob Hairfap

    • Spank the Monkey

      Bet he tastes like fish…

    • Lowrent75

      Can I live in her pineapple under the sea?

  • Bud Lee


    It was not …..


    Unitl now

  • yuri

    #6 i feel the same way

  • Rushin

    So true though. #6 Also, everyone keeps pouring me a full glass of vodka everywhere I go, after asking me if it's cold there.

    • Belaruss

      I tell people I have lasers mounted on my battle bears.

  • thepikeypio

    #47 this is what its all about

    • sheoncebelieved

      that arse looks perfecto from here, want MOAR!!!!!

      • thepikeypio

        seems you knew exactly what i meant- touche

        • Casper

          I see what you did there

    • WordsOfWizdom

      "It" is all about the benjamins, as almost everyone knows. This, is about ass, fine as fuck ass.

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #3 Drunk as hell but no throwin up
    Half way home and my pager still blowin up
    Today I didn't even have to use my A.K.
    I gotta say it was a good day

    • thisgoesonandon

      Left my homie's house paid
      Picked up a girl been tryin to do since the twelve grade
      It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
      The Lakers beat the Supersonics
      Felt on the big fat fanny
      Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny

      • Balorati


    • bigdeal

      ohh owwohh ding=ding=ding dingding. ohh oww… and so on and so forth

  • wztarheel

    #17 Gotta see more of her!!!

    • Hich

      Spell it right!!!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Well here you go: #17

      – the one you love to hate

      • Kim Jong Illin

        Werr prayed.

        • TRON


    • chiver
    • https://www.facebook.com/manuel.picado Manuel Picado Herrera
    • Dude

      Saaya Irie

    • Alex

      Saaya Irie (ε…₯ζ±Ÿη΄—ηΆΎ Irie Saaya?, born November 15, 1993, in Kitakyushu, Fukuoka, Japan)

      17 years old :O

      • Awkward

        Great…. now I feel awkward. Thanks, douche.

        • Lobo

          if they're old enough to be found sexually attractive, they're old enough to fuck. just like the law.

      • Captain Obvious

        She's ready…

  • equalizermax

    This is Fun!

    • Wanted You To Know

      I hate you.

      • chive blows

        We ALL hate him

        • max just sucks balls

          Agreed. More than Paula I hate this dick.

          • max just sucks balls

            Because I reaaally want him inside me.

  • http://twitter.com/danlundberg1 @danlundberg1

    #23 no employment policy. thats just what all swedish women look like

    • akaBobo

      I believe the policy to which they were referring was the fact that they "only" hire women.

    • Master_Rahl

      which in turn, makes all the fatties buying patties feel worse… and eat moar.

  • asdf
    • its_forge

      Dingbat. Just go like this: #47

  • YEM


    Scott the Engineer's house?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=669440656 Steve Shaw

      A bababooey to you, sir.

    • pufffdragon

      Anyone else see a big ass snake head in those clouds?

      • snoobs89

        if im onest it looks more like a seal.

  • Bud Lee


    Thigh highs and a hell of a tush…you just made up for the lack of a burn a bra thread

    • ilovethechive

      Agreed! Now MOAR!

    • ROK247

      definitely an ass worthy of those stockings.

  • sheoncebelieved

    #8 YES! the return of scumbag steve…I love it

    • http://www.facebook.com/greguire Gregory Nelson Courtney

      I can't wait for more πŸ˜€

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      actually now he is "cool guy steve" or "nice guy steve" he got really upset at the memes and apparently people that didn't know him started viewing him like that so people started making memes that aren't funny but make look like a better person. i like the scumbag steve memes better myself

      • Coolstorybro.


    • Bluto

      *Arrives at the bar and claims he forgot his wallet so she has to pay*

    • Scumbag Steve

      Says he'll be on Chive weekly

      Doesn't show up in weeks.

      • Tits McGee

        don't blame him. even he's too cool(or funny for that matter) for the chive.

  • Shaniqua

    Works every time. #8 You really should stop dating less slutty girls.

  • http://www.facebook.com/WRXRagDoll Christine Gorayeb

    #31 YEZZZZ i WANT THOSE! i heart spongebob!! ❀

    • NebraskaGuy

      Fuck the shorts, I want what's IN THEM!

    • Shaniqua

      Boner killer.

    • Bud Lee

      I'm sure a chiver will buy you a pair if you promise to submit pic in them…just saying

      • The Chivery


      • OWRIHg

        hell no. attention whores can buy their own shit.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #20 FTW!

    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • NebraskaGuy

      Paula, for once (or twice) I agree with you!

      • panama99

        Where is a large truck speeding down the road when you need it……

    • idunno

      That sport-pant ruins everything.

  • koyf

    #47 FIND MOAR

    • ChiverMeTimbers

      Its Pinky She is the R2 Girl

      • Bud Lee

        Damn REALLY? If this is true I'm officially making her my number 1 chivette…

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          NOBODY beats Lauren!

          – the one you love to hate

          • Bud Lee

            hmmm…..I don't know…I think we need a "hump off" tomorrow to decide that.

            • Chazz B

              i second that motion

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              No we don't. Lauren is the queen Chivette. Period.

              – the court jester

              • Anonymous

                I am officially applying for the Queen Fluffer position. I have experience because I've seen that one movie with that one chick and also because I am awesome. I look forward to hearing from you in the very near future.

              • abv

                paula is lauren.

    • Found
      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        That's just one…

        – the one you love to hate

        • Not Creepy

          You'll have to come get the other one yourself πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰

  • DrGarnicus

    #40 MOAR!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/nikki.farr0 RubberDogTurds

      u want moar from the 80s? idk, man

      • ilovethechive

        I think the Doc may have meant the Rest of the Picture

        • DrGarnicus

          Rest of the picture as well of the lovely ginger gracing us with her beauty.

    • Master_Rahl

      agreed, nothing like a red-headed bombshell to liven up a Tuesday.

    • deathleprchaun

      name is Heather Carolyn, google is your friend

      • deathleprchaun

        i meant Heather Carolin, sorry

        • http://www.facebook.com/7kris.witha.k7 Kris Coleman

          indeed, also not surprised someone else knew haha

    • ORF

      and the Chivers say they don't like girls who wear heavy makeup. lulz.

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    Whore – #39

    • Shaniqua

      Can't believe they dug up a childhood pic of your mom somewhere. Now that's "finding her!"

      • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

        It's more of a "sketching" than a picture, but I like where your head is at………..buried between my legs and nibbling my nuts.

        • Shaniqua

          Why am I not at all surprised that you like dudes nibbling on your nuts?

          • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

            Shaniqua = young white boy? Damn, the future is NOW!!

            • Black Adam

              i know, right? you really dodged a bullet on that one. wouldn't want you doing anything you'd regret(such as having sex with a woman).

            • Awkward

              Perhaps you should pre-judge less next time?

      • Unreality

        this comment's the funniest thing i've seen on this shit-site for awhile.

    • KyleRetrato

      Laughed too long at this one haha

  • SweetAwesomeness


    • Blamo

      I would dare to say that vagina is my favorite summer snack ever, but to each his own, I suppose.

      • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

        There is a knock off brand here called Beaver pops…A happy medium? :p

        • SweetAwesomeness

          mmmm…beaver sounds much nicer!!! πŸ™‚

          • SweetAwesomeness

            hopefully i'll have one after the surgery. :*

        • Inquiry

          Interesting, I thought a knock off brand of vagina is called "tranny?"

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