I hate my job (34 Photos)

  • NebraskaGuy

    #19 Hmm … I think I would like to see more of this "Bill F. Murray" girl. At least without the sandwich in her mouth 😉

    • iamsofaking

      I think its hot that she refused to stop eating the sandwich. Whats wrong with me?

    • Master_Rahl

      nothing wrong with you. That's called appreciation for a woman who knows how to eat. I would like to appreciate her MOAR.

    • Brewdy

      I, too, would like to more of this girl… with more sandwiches!

      • http://twitter.com/iCzern @iCzern

        agreed, maybe making the sandwiches next time?

    • Nephilim

      Definitely more of this cutie!

    • SushiMutilator

      exactly what I had in mind: MOAR!

    • 6655321

      I agree with everyone on this topic. Plus, I would like a sandwich. I'd even make her a sandwich. I'm domesticated.

    • gord

      Maybe something other than a sandwich in her mouth?

  • JGBallard

    Chive shirts i hope….. and keep them coming #16

    • Two Epic

      Nope, I wish I printed for TheChive. I'd be willing to take over the job though and make sure fellow Chivers always had their tees.

      • Captnjack

        Chive, HIRE THIS MAN!

    • Two Epic

      Hell why not have two companies printing for them. Leap frog orders. Not a bad idea, if I do say so myself.

    • Tonight... you.

      Nah, they're Reddit shirts.

  • http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=93&f=1801 Tokabwl

    #23 is a true example of how lazy some people really are…

    • i wouldnt do it.

      or too cheap to hire cleaners for the bathroom.

      • http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=93&f=1801 Tokabwl

        No offense but if you notice the garbage getting full, just put in a new bag.

        • i wouldn't do it

          not if it's not my job….i hire people to do dirty work.

  • Sharky

    #16 No wonder those Chive tshirts take forever to replace

  • disturbed

    Considering how bloody hot out it is, I won't bitch about my office job this week.

  • Martha

    #34 is my favorite

    • blackfeet

      I have one of these

      • Jen

        you have an asian?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Very recognizable; my roommate is getting more and more suspicious when this happens…

      – the one you love to hate

    • Red

      Ever heard of a spit-wad? Nail his ass!

  • JerkFace

    #34 tell that fucker to quit being a little bitch and get on the chvie himself

    • http://javelinphotos.com Javelin

      Nooo Don't, He probably will change in one of those "First" posters soon!

  • theoceanbeauty

    #16 after printing thousands of "keep calm chive on" t-shirts

    • nope

      can't be…cause then they would have stock.

    • Two Epic

      Like I told JG, I don't print for TheChive but I would give my left one for the chance to make Chivers happy in never having to wait for tees. I'm sure they are straight out with demand so I can't blame them much though.

      • duh

        or short on money…just buy thousands fuck. not hard. simple supply and demand 101

  • thom

    I have a similar guy in my office but he is an avid Chiver too, so it is great.

  • theIronDuke

    #34 – I know what you mean there.

  • ProfessorJive

    #28 That's just raptor protection. You should be thankful.

    • Sappercrg

      you spelled zombie wrong

    • the elusive

      Jurasic Park reference… nice.

  • Harry

    #20 – So move the fucking thing out of the puddle. Do you need the IT guys to figure that one out for you or what?

    • https://www.facebook.com/dukedavidp Peyton Duke

      Pretty much.. I get called to do shit like that all the time. If it's electronic some people seem to just go retarded.

  • b-ry

    #1 what's your job? writing in pasta sauce…well i would hate that too.

    • jordan

      looks like little caesar's to me. I would definitely know.

  • feh

    #29 – "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

    • kate-the-gate

      I think I'll love you forever for quoting "The Princess Bride"!

      • feh


    • Mr. Montoya

      Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

    • http://www.facebook.com/MitchMeisterr Mitch Harrison

      Yeah too bad those are leftover corner pieces for shipping things. Used to work in a warehouse myself. It was whatever those protected that shouldn't be stacked, not the card board pieces.

  • #18

    #18 is pretty epic.

  • sheoncebelieved

    Why not do a post "I love my job" and see what happens. We're tired of looking at all the losers jobsites here, let's show off the cool Chivers.

    • Alec


    • laxcat36

      Actually a very good idea.

    • Ben
      • sheoncebelieved

        No, this was only one company's job…not ALL chivers invited to show off their work skills

      • b-ry

        that post "was how to be creepy"

    • paula's step dad

      great idea. paula, get on this.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Whaaat? I don't have a job of course; I live on the tax money you guys work to pay! Never change a good system!

        – the one you love to support

        • The_Dood

          OOOOOOOOH! It all makes sense now. You're michelle obama! You're way uglier than I had pictured…

    • T.D

      Losers job sites, eh?

      "We cook your meals. We haul your trash. We connect your calls. We drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not fuck with us."

      • Allenavw

        I see what you did there… 🙂

        • snoobs89

          Shhhh remember the rules.

          • Allenavw

            Yes, sir

    • The Chivery

      "Cool Chivers"? Is that like a homophobe who supports gay rights? Chive on!

  • idiot

    #10 it's your fault…your still using IE

    • baldsh

      Internal server errors have nothing to do with what browser you use… learn about IT and how computers and the web work before making asinine comments.

      • idiot

        he still fails for using IT….smart ass.

    • http://www.facebook.com/lorenzvg Lorenz Van Gool

      It's his/her fault for watching American Idol (check URL)

  • guest

    #29 – those are edge protectors meant to protect whatever is not supposed to be stacked

    • DistinctiveName

      really curious what the submitter thought they were

      • Crapflinger

        unstackable corner doodads i'm sure

  • time to move.

    yea really….is this the state of the US economy or what?

  • steeb2er

    #30 Before you talk trash, do you know what those are for? Or what they're telling the reader not to stack? I don't think that you do.

    • steeb2er

      Thumbs down because Chive re-ordered the pics? Weak. Referring to #29.

      • RushBeck4prez(lolz)

        No, because you whine like a bitch. I thumbed you down twice.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=677821817 Harrison Walsh

    At least they have jobs…

    • Salute my shorts

      THEY TOOK EER JEHBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • laxcat36

    #34 I have the same problem!! I've had to learn how not to laugh at funny stuff. Chive you make it tough.

    • chiveteacher

      we all have that ONE person you have to explain the funny to……then it's all the fun is gone and it's just exasperating

      • chiveteacher

        OR 'then all the fun is….." damn it

  • That Guy

    #8 looks like a Target freezer.

    • equalizermax

      With this hot humid weather… I envy him

  • gels

    #19 mmmmmmm erect

  • Captain Obvious

    #27 Nice logo placement there Mac.

    • Mac the Intern

      Now you will never know what they cut up the drywall to fit into.

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        That's going to bug me all day now.

      • snoobs89

        " fit into the communist?"

      • Whatthehell

        They've been sat out in the rain all night so there fucked.Compactor?

    • http://www.facebook.com/jeff.franzen Jeffrey Franzen

      what do you expect from the home crackpot, thats why I worked at Menards

    • mali_sapun


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