Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • https://twitter.com/NavjeetBajwa n_kb

    #3 Perfect zombie escape plan!

    • Get it right

      Agreed.

    • Harry Balzack

      ฺbut but but that didnt work in Resident Evil 2 T_T

      • Aussie

        That was Resident Evil 4 wasnt it?

    • Dr_StrangePants

      no way that's legal

  • n1ghtstalker

    Wish #14 was a gif!!!

    • umpalumpa

      they are probably singing the song TOGTFO!!!

    • Bird

      No gif but the girl's name is Patty Orue. She's from Paraguay I believe

      • n1ghtstalker

        Looks like you are right. The hip tattoo matches up. Good work!

      • Mister H.

        it is…look for Larisa Riquelme as well…you won't be disapointed

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

      Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, they rapin' everybody out here

    • Fred

      Daily morning awesomeness is sumthin' pretty sick
      ladies bust them titties while we guys play with our dicks
      2 and one half minutes later my hand is full a jizz
      I just open up, slurp it back – and gets right back to tha biz….

      • Roscoe

        Not awesome, Fred. Not awesome at all.

      • hMMMM

        Gay suburban gangster rapper?

      • n1ghtstalker

        You sir, require help. Fast! Good luck with that.

      • Freddy Mercury

        yeah, that sums up the chivers pretty damn well.

    • TheBAMFinater

      I was hoping for a follow up picture. 😦

      • ilovethechive

        Or a link or something….Come on Chive!

    • KyleRetrato

      I was staring at it or like 3 minutes thinking "This has to be a .gif. The Chive has done it before, IT HAS TO BE."

    • max

      She has it all…look

      • Dr. Prof. Patrick

        Has it all? as in a fugly face and desperate need for fame and attention trying to follow the steps of chiquitibum and Larissa Riquelme? if that's what you mean, then I agree with you kind Sir!

  • Seldi84

    #5 This is Bugs Bunny's bastard son and he is awesome.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1263181685 Ross Kalmbach

      Holy Hand Grenade time.

      • oX_Animal_Xo

        Yes, the holy hand grenade of Antioch. It's one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries.

    • the_chiller

      That's the killer rabbit from Monty Python's "The Holy Grail" on his acid.

    • asdasd

      Rabies is a hell of a disease!!
      Raises agility and critical chance!

    • Kodos

      RUN AWAY!!!

    • poolpro2

      E's got a mean streak a mile wide!!!

  • James

    #1 and not a single fuck was given that day

    • 2857

      i clearly see a fuck being given. its raining into his 40.

      • 6655321

        That's a tall boy, not a 40.

        • *$%^$(

          what do you mean by "boy"?:o

    • hMMMM

      If he was walking through the rain without cringing, then your comment would be appropriate. Obviously he gives a lot of fucks about his new hairdo.

    • Duke

      I agree. I think he's dancing in the rain. Clearly extremely wet, and not under cover.

    • Darkside

      Oran Juice Jones done fell OFF!

  • Get it right

    #15 so whenever i see a subaru STI, all i think of is Sexually Transmitted Infections.

    • theederv

      is that cos you caught your first one in the back of a subaru?

      • Get it right

        Jesus, first one? What are you, a collector?

        • theederv

          Yeah man, I almost got the full collection, the only one I'm missing is AIDS, dont suppose you'd mind helping me out?

          • hMMMM

            Don't worry…sounds like you'll get there soon enough.

            • SKINEEPUPPY

              thats not a sti its a wrx with a wing

              • theederv

                Correction, it's a WRX GB270 Prodrive.

                • theederv

                  Actually might be a GB300 as this was an earlier model.

    • dub

      I thought only lesbians drove Subarus.

  • Lower

    #20 Way Awesome.

    • BelowHeavens

      That won the internets for the day

      • BelowHeavens

        'Cause Rolling Stone told me so.

    • Ha.Ha.

      Elementary music is elementary

      • gimletmike

        Good music is good.

        • gimletmike

          Cause Rolling Stone told me so.

    • Lower

      'Cause Rolling Stone told me so.

  • https://twitter.com/NavjeetBajwa n_kb

    #8 aha if it was a car rental: Return of the Jetta 😛

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      i see what you did there o_o

    • CraZ

      Oh i see what you did there

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

      So bad = awesome.

  • the_chiller

    #13 – pure gold.

    • filth on my mind

      Great concept but on a practical note it would get pretty dirty as you could not change the sheets unless each individual piece has a replaceable cover…

      • The_Dood

        Not really, just buy a sheet one size bigger. You're only going to need to use it in a few slits at a time

      • Candybabe

        Either what The_Dood said or if it's just a thinner piece of foam rubber or something similar with the slits cut into it, you can always throw it in the washer.

        • disturbed

          Finally – traction!

          • kthnxbai

            great minds… great minds.

    • Yo Mamma

      Where do I get one????

      • funkyf

        seriously! Where???

    • Bree1912

      Awkward arm isn't awkward anymore!!

    • Colby

      We have a sectional couch that works kinda like this. Greatest. Idea. Ever.

    • sue

      yeah, not for me…forever alone.

      although i can think of something else to slip in between those slits.

  • ZachBob

    #13 finally a way to not wake up to a dead arm cuz my girlfriend slept on it all night long!

    • Bill

      And if u dont have a girlfriend u can put ur penis in it.

      • Cool Matt

        Okay, that was the funniest comment i've read in awhile. Thank you.

      • bbqboobs

        Everyone wins!

      • Freddy Mercury

        sorry, the chivers still get flesh-lights.

  • theederv

    #13 Handy solution to morning glory for belly sleepers

    • Prop

      But morning wood is the only thing helping me get out of bed in the morning!

      • dub

        Yeah, but now you won't be in bed.. you'll be IN bed.

    • vhr1904

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH. I gave you a +1 for making me giggle.

    • Darkside

      Im thinkin it would be used for wood placement more than arm comfort.

  • PoppinFresh

    #22 get outta my head, Chive… you're not supposed to know what I'm thinking.

    • lonin

      Who else read that comment in Patrick's voice?

  • maximum high

    #13 Sleeping on my stomach won't feel all so bad, especially in the mornings.

    • disturbed

      Would no longer keep me from rolling out of bed.

  • becauseyouarebreathing

    so at what point does #16 become overused? the 3rd time you post it?

    • becauseyouarebreathing

      not including the berry posts( 10 plus times overall?)

      • Jen

        you go to the berry? i have bad news…

        • BelowHeavens

          You know something about him don't you? I think I know too

          • Freddy Mercury

            you two think his dick tastes like shit?

    • snoobs89

      Relax, you'll live longer

      • SFLN

        who's angry?

    • dub

      I thought the same thing. This photo was HILARIOUS the first 3 or 4 times I saw it.

      You're killing it like Kevin James.

  • Nobody

    That's a huge bitch! #17

    • ethan

      seth rogen was a vet?

    • Candybabe

      Yeah, the dog is pretty big too.

      Oooh, too easy. Sorry guys.

    • LukeSkywalker

      I love newfs!

    • Selmy

      Newfies are the shit

    • Darkside

      Why would you want a dog that big???

  • Zelda

    #18 – best door ever

    • Cristi_P

      Agree 😀 Effing awesome.

    • dub

      Jim Morrison was the best door.

  • Patrick

    #5 That rabbit's dynamite!

    • bull1123

      I waarned you!

    • Chuck

      that's no ordinary rabbit, laddie!

    • badbad

      You daft twit! I nearly soiled my armor, I was so afraid!

    • scottydo

      sadly, that rabbit is surely dead now

  • zoo

    #12 no idea why the guy in black pants stops the attacks

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Simple: homofobia.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • PieceofMind

        Apparently not so simple: homophobia

        solemn handshake,
        D.
        – the one you have ambivalent feelings for

        • sweet baby jesus

          WINNING!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

      Anybody else hoping the guy in black spinning-backfisted him for the KO a minute later? B)

      • Pedo-Man

        no. but i am hoping your daughter submits to the chivettes spread-eagle.

  • Maggie

    #16 – Close Enough

  • jpp407

    #14 GIF coming soon.

    //Wishes

  • that_guy

    MERICA!!!!! FUCK YEAA

    • China

      fuck america. we own you bitch.

  • owlsman

    if #14 is one of a series of photos. you uploaded the wrong one

    • http://www.facebook.com/mybrokentheory Alaa Shawkat

      MOAR XD

    • scottydo

      my thoughts exactly

  • http://bella-d.tumblr.com Bella

    #10
    Very true. Well, I have to do some questioning now.

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      Having worked in one, I can honestly say, EVERYTHING is perfectly SFW.

      • Other

        Agreed, everything is safe.

  • Raaandy

    #16 You're telling me that those still dont look delicious?

    • sarcasm

      yes.

    • Candybabe

      They look like a fake sugary taste with a plastic aftertaste. I've never been a fan of colored frosting, it's always tasted off to me.

    • BelowHeavens

      (takes hits from a bong)…and an emphatic yes!

  • Harry Balzack

    Thx Kirk, now I'm going to spam the shit out of your facebook.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Don't waste your time on dummy FB accounts.
      Just hit 'report', tell why, click 'report this' and Chive On!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • Jen

        damnit, i hate when the comments are deleted!

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Spam, not comments. Chive hardly ever deletes comments, trust me, I know.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

      • hMMMM

        Tattle tell much?

  • Joel

    #1 blame it on the raiiiin!!

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