Get low, get dirty, have a good time (30 Photos)

  • Dingo8MyBaby

    #11 The bandage is where he had a melanoma removed.

    • equalizermax

      I want my steak well done

    • emilie

      He's going to get a sweet tan line from it, too.

    • Chazz_B

      #11 HAHAHAHAHA fail

      • Darkside

        Anybody smell burning Metamucil??

    • gaz

      knock, knock
      who's there?
      SKIN CANCER!!!!!!

    • the elusive

      Quick! Flip it over! The bacon is burnt!

    • Cate

      *Melanoma tumor

    • Evil Dung Beetle

      Imma tumor Imma tumor, Imma tumor Imma tumor Imma tumor
      *Sung to the tune of Amadeus*

  • Brad Stevens

    Just wrong

    • tralfaz

      It's having a lite snack.

      • Brad Stevens


    • RGH

      That baby is probably thinking karma is a bitch. Poor little guy.

    • equalizermax

      Jason Segel?

      • SkyVader

        Robert Smith from The Cure.

    • panama99

      Sunscreen to prevent #11

  • Awesom-o

    #2 Im currently doing this to every $1 bill in my wallet

    • Shawn

      so .. none?

      • Awesom-o

        I slipped most of them into your mothers g-string the other night….

        • Chuck Norris

          Someone get Shawn some Ice from that burn!

        • Yo-Momma

          Yeah, you did! Good one!

    • Hangingtough

      Me Too! …. Shit, I'm Canadian.

  • KyleRetrato

    #27 Hm… Pretty gir- HAHAHAHA!!

    • codvip

      That shirt is a lesbian. I like lesbian shirts.

    • Lorky

      nom nom nom nom

  • sexualniner

    #22 pedo bear says, yes.

    • The Holly Rodger

      I think you meant #25

    • Ashiee19

      I hate dolls! They're freakin scary…

  • Epstein

    #2 ftw

  • cjwhookid

    #30 Looks like he just Lince-came

    • Lowrent75


    • Juan

      I see what you did there…

  • Chubby

    #17 lol!

    • Anon

      prepare for 50 post argument? I hope not

      • Benton McGrath

        Obama sux. 🙂

      • fgg

        im glad to see all the thumbs ups on the anti obama posts

    • equalizermax

      What a waste of our tax money

    • panama99

      Like him or not…..(insert what-ever President)

      That was funny.

      • TSM

        I love Obama – but that shit was funny.

      • j22

        Can't stand obama – but that shit WAS funny

    • therage

      dang that was a long pic

    • sheoncebelieved

      First time I've seen a clown on the Chive….but there's that clown, 6 times in one picture.

      • she'sanidiot

        We see you here every day?

    • Tomas

      Awww how nice. Mister President draw an accurate self-portrait. 😡

      • The Pict

        Impressed with the using of a lefty for the punchline shot. Nice attention to detail. Chiveworthy indeed.

    • Airforce7890

      I'm a veteran and a patriot and I love and respect President Obama and that was hilarious!

  • sparky

    #2 Yes it was…good work

  • Simon

    #17 – LMAO

  • MigraineBoy

    #11 The turkey is just about done.

  • sexualniner

    #12 that's a man, bayby.

    • CurlySue

      Or it could just be a women with short hair… we are allowed to have short hair these days. AHA

      • MWA HA HA HA

        Sure – if you like the butch lesbian look. AHA

        • NVBJKDS

          you're an idiot.

    • bigdeal


  • graham

    to'che #2

    • R-Dub


  • bbqboobs

    #9 Yeah, I started at #2, but stopped permanantly at #11.

  • misainzig

    #2 Be careful! Isn't that vandalism or something stupid like that?

    • panama99

      Quick call the Treasury Department!!!

      What are you going to do, so is wearing the U.S. Flag as a piece of clothing but it is a law that the City and States tend to not enforce…..who does it hurt?

  • Spt

    #12 Justin Bieber is a Boy??

    • panama99

      Justin Bieber is a boy?????

      • Robert Plant

        two more chivers mentioning Justin Bieber. bunch of Bieber obsessed faggots.

  • The Holly Rodger

    I don't know why #29 made me laugh so hard.

    • sixdeadelves

      me too

  • Micky

    How nice.

  • codvip

    #4 Baby, where you been all my life?

    • ufailinlife

      Typcal chiver ,ready to bang anything with a hole. Get a life asap.

      • #387

        It's not a hole……it more of a textured slot!

      • codvip

        Typical troll. Ready to piss on anyone's parade. Get a new personality.

    • SWa

      it's a trap!

    • Spank the Monkey

      Trust me…it stings! Dont do it!

  • Poo

    #6 He does look like that famous actor!

    • panama99

      Yo Yo Ma is not an actor he is a musician (Bottom righht corner).

      And all of the actors are different……

      it must be the eyes.

    • the elusive

      Hey, they ALL look like that famous actor…

  • duke

    #19 Your average Chiver.

    • tralfaz

      If you're here, you are a Chiver.

      • yu sak

        If you go to kfc do you become Colonel Sanders ? Dumbass Chiver.

        • hMMMM

          Do you go to KFC and insult their chicken, or are you there b/c YOU LIKE IT???

        • shut it

          Wow, that is a stupid analogy yu sak. Not even close to the same. If he would have said 'if you are here, you own the Chive' your analogy would be spot on.

  • classy

    #24 Give chivettes semen ,chivettes love semen.

  • steve

    #8 Dat Ass

    • Darkside

      What ass???

  • Patrick

    #5 is in Zurich, Swisserland 😉

    • Lowrent75

      You motorboatin' sunofabitch….

    • AnthonySyl

      really? Swisserland?

  • Benton McGrath

    #6 Lol. That facebook facial recognition feature will never work in China. Every Chinese person will be tagged in hundreds of thousands of photos and crash the network. Although, that could have been Zuckerburg's purpose all along since he obviously likes screwing everything up.

    • Brittany

      Good point, except Facebook doesn't work in China at all. It's banned by the Chinese government, along with a bunch of other websites, in an effort to promote national websites.

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