I do what I want (34 Photos)

  • polo


    • RanDamn


    • BGP

      At least that is original.

      • hybeis

        no its not

    • xxs

      post this one more time please! haven't seen it enough since last week

      • Honk

        Yeah no shit. thats like the 8th time ive seen that

  • :-D

    # 10 No wonder were all fked….

    • :-D


      • fibonacci5150

        he's creating a debt barbed wire fence

    • equalizermax

      Yep… this pen works

    • Lex

      #32 We're all fked anyway….

  • Z_b

    #8 i did that on purpose *cough*

    • Stevo

      And now im just going to clean my underwear…

    • ilovethechive

      LIke a Glove!

  • pimpampet

    I post this becous i want to!

  • jimbojones

    #3 isn't even a remotely good fake. Look at the perfectly rectangular KFC logo on the round pudgy gut.

    • BGP

      The Shadow in the top right corner must have taken a bit for a Shopper to do properly hey? Get a life numbnuts, I've actually seen this guy on TV. He advertises on himself. You sir (or mam) are a true douche. Get your facts right.

    • I keeps it real!

      I'd rather not look at a disgustingly overweight obvious American that is just one more reason why this country has gone to $%@. Dont get me wrong i'm true blue American but this tolerance we have for obesity in this country needs to be addressed.

      • j22

        Sooo tolerate everyone except fat ppl? Who cares about fat ppl, wtf did they do to you. Just jumpin on the euro hate america bandwagon. Sorry, *liberal hate america bandwagon. The USA is NOT the fattest country in the world btw. #9 in 2007 according to the WHO.

        • wowza

          Yes, the USA is number 9 on that list… but have you looked at the top 8? If you want to compare yourselves to countries like Nauru & Niue (population about 10,000 combined) then go right ahead.

          Fact is, the USA has 74.1% obese people (according to that list) and is the number 1 obese country in the western developed world.

          I'm not saying hate on fat people… some of my favorite people in the world are fat… I'm just saying your argument sucks.

        • dub

          I say we treat fat people like we treat druggies. Like crackheads and heroine addicts.

          Throw em in jail. You did this to yourself. If the government can take me to jail for smoking some weed, then why not arrest people for being fat?

          • monty

            Maybe it's because business wise that's the most stupid thing you could do? Advertisers make a shit ton of money keeping us fat. And you know why America will never be like Japan and punish obesity? because some of the strongest industry lobbyists in America are for Corn (Corn Syrup), Sugar, and various Meats. Anything that would hurt their business is instantly attacked by these three. Also, you can't only blame the populace. That's kind of like sitting a man in front of a machine he doesn't know how to use, telling him to use it, and then arresting him when it breaks. They don't teach nutrition properly in schools, and even if they did, because of those same lobbyists above, even the government's food pyramid isn't accurate. You can't arrest people for not knowing what nobody taught them about to begin with. (I believe personal finances and nutrition& excercise classes should be mandatory in America, and I know they have phys ed, but it's a joke, I learned more from talking to a trainer for a few hours than i did in 4 years of physical education)

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

      and how the fuck did subway get on there??

  • h3yblinkin


  • EdWood

    Open 24/7.
    468 days a year.

    • Grammar Ninja

      Shouldn't that be 24/9?

    • Billy

      Hipsters must shop here.

      • hMMMM

        only during the twilight hours which don't really exist in reality

  • BGP

    #9 The Human Billboard will get us all…

    • BGP

      Well I sure fucked that up – I meant #3

      • absolutcarcrazy

        "Get your facts right. "

  • BloodScrubber

    #32 And I thought a submarine passing under the artic circle was impressive….

    • JDub

      Patriots Point, Charleston SC. It's part of a memorial

      • JDub

        I am mistaken. however there is a very similar memorial here in Charleston.

        • http://twitter.com/pezatsea @pezatsea

          It may be Kings Bay, GA Submarine Base. They have an impressive sub in the dirt also.

          • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=595584895 Chance Willeford

            That's it.

    • Bob

      The skipper came in a little too fast. That's the only accident at Kings Bay…

  • BGP

    #3 The Human Billboard will get us all…

    • Come On

      You said that already….

      • Beldar

        Yeah, but he said it on the wrong pic. That makes two thumbs down.

        • dub


  • snoobs89

    #10 dude is the fucking boss.

    • SKEWED

      Too bad it's fake! look at the pen position and non-writing hand. 😦 sad!

    • thom

      This dude is a murderous dictator. NOT a fucking boss.

      • its_forge

        Y'know, not every leader of every other country on Earth is a "murderous dictator." Putin may be a bit shadowy and could well be just a puppeteer holding Medvedev's strings, but he's not exactly Moammar Ghadafi or even Sheikh Hamad of Bahrain.

  • Kagetid

    #30 This aint my dad this is a cell phone….I threw it on the ground!!!!

    • t dangle

      I fell like doing that to my cellphone..

    • _Moose_

      My dad's not a phone! Duh!!

      • http://www.facebook.com/timothyjking Tim King

        Whatchu want me to do with this? Eat it? Happy birthday to the ground!

    • its_forge

      It's not a cell phone, it's a Blackberry. That is what you should do with a Blackberry.

  • Waylon

    #15 gave me a partial…what a woman.

    • Wing Zero

      I'm sad her husband got beat by a girl, yet happy for his good fortune. She's a catch.

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      A few MLB clubs could use a glove like hers.

      • Royce

        Her baby has headgear on… I would love to know the story behind this picture. There's definately more than meets the eye.

        • crazydog

          The baby does greco-roman wrestling….DUHHH

        • http://www.facebook.com/geekymom Erin Jones

          He was probably born with a slightly flattened skull, and since infant bones are soft it can be rounded out with the use of head gear. We had a couple come into work and their little guy had one on with stickers that said "Fixin my Flat" with little tires. It was cute and made it so most ppl wouldn't ask questions.

          • Derp Monitor

            please try to keep the seriousness to a minimum….i would have said he was Magneto's nephew haha.

        • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos
  • DragonFart

    #11 methinks u forgot sumthin


      Travis Pestrana’s stunt for his videos. He drank some Redbull and then said, “Hope this stuff works!” and then bailed out. Haha

  • DragonFart

    #8 lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllike a GLOVE!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000746978374 Kimon Sakellaris

    #29 got to love amsterdam :')

    • bab

      sure don't have to love that photo though….HOW MANY GODDAMN TIMES R U GOING TO POST IT?!?!?!

      Fecking Sick of IT!

    • the elusive

      Isn't this the 4th time we've seen this in the last two weeks? Getting old now…

      • its_forge

        It's at least six.

  • eagerbeaver

    LETS DO THIS!!!!!!!!1

    wait, I forgot what?

    • jamdez

      Travis Pastrana in Nitro Circus?

    • penguin slayer

      How about NO!

    • JDub

      LEROY JEEEENKIIIIIINSSSS…what wha?….oh shit

      • its_forge

        Least I got chicken

  • LouiedaLova

    #33 does what he wants; wearing corduroy pants and a zip up sweater

    • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

      That is either an older pic or not in the USA. they havent let kids do that since i was younger.

      • Roger

        Wrong. Wrong. I have flown that very airplane. That is an American Airlines MD80.

        • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

          you flew the plane or you recently were a kid and allowed to sit inside the cockpit?

          • Roger

            Flown it. As in I am a pilot for AA.

            • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

              if you notice my comment was about them not letting kids in cockpits anymore. i don't really care about the plane

              • Roger

                We still let kids in. The pic speaks for itself.

                • G Monie

                  Roger, why dont you guys man up and finally retire those busted ass MD-80's…

                  *AA Orders 460 new planes*

                  Touche good sir…

                  • Roger

                    That would be fine with me. I don't like flying 'em either!

  • hybeis

    #34 do indiana jones 5 and i will do something to your butt mr. lucas

    • Birdhaus32

      It makes it sound like you would enjoy giving his rectum a good stretch. And since he does like to fuck all his characters what makes you think he wouldn't enjoy it?

      • ROK247

        he would take it happily like a man/woman then also take $15 in advance for the next shitty movie/childhood memory rape he creates.

        (i was a huge fan but after that last indiana jones movie i'm done. i couldnt even finish watching that garbage).

        • Birdhaus32

          He raped Star Wars with Episodes I-III and yes aliens with Indian Jones just doesn't go together. It was horrid

        • t dangle

          I herd that!!

    • dave

      Don't think for a second I'm not going to go and see Starwars in 3d.
      I'll complain for all but 2 hours of my life. But for the life of me I can't not give him my money.

  • cunninglinguist

    #27 I take credit for this photo. I took it years ago at a store in southern California.

  • owlsman

    if he does indiana jones 5. im going. to. kill. somebody.

  • MigraineBoy

    #34 I love how his neck is part of his chin.

    • hMMMM

      LOL! If it wasn't for that chinstrap, do you think we would even be able to guess where the chin ends and the neck begins?

    • Gern Blanston

      Good call MB but I think the chin is part of the neck

  • theederv

    #29 Just how many time do you think you intend on posting this image Chive?

    • First Time Caller

      At this rate I fully expect her to be a sexy Chivette this Friday.

      • zzzzzz

        If she burns her bra, we could see her on Tuesday

        • theederv


    • bab

      a great photo deserves a second or third post….

      This is ridiculous though. Where is management, get on those guys

      It's in a competition with the Doc Brown 88mph photo for most times needlessly posted award

      • wnet

        chive does what they want…

    • Lisa

      Y'all ever think that they repost things in a gallery titled "I do what I want" just to fuck with us? Mac…you wouldn't do that now would you?!?! lol! 😀

      • Mokuseitora

        Yes, yes he would… and does! Now where is my shirt!

    • its_forge

      ***And it wasn't cute or funny or ANYTHING the FIRST time.***

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

    #31 That is all

  • Birdhaus32

    #1 brings a whole new meaning to "What eva! I do what I want!"

    #9 it is true! Everything in Texas is bigger! Even the assholes!

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