Daily Morning Awesomeness (22 Photos)

  • yuri

    i could go for some #12 right about now

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

      Me too, but bacon grease and drunkenness don't go together so well.

      • hMMMM

        Um…yes, they do.

      • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

        Bacon and it's grease go with everything.

    • Darkside

      Agreed. While #24 genius dog BEEZ a damn genius.

    • unreal_vector

      Best. GIF. Ever.

    • Noone

      Just had some thick cut peppered bacon for breakfast. Heavenly!

    • AdamTKO

      Had some this morning. Great start.

    • Apollo

      the hell is with white people and their weird-ass obsession with bacon?

  • Poonani

    #17 Goggles are the greatest invention. As a kid, they change my reason to go to the pool.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Rooks Intelesting!

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • Jen

        i saw a mans dick hanging out of his speedo on a family vacation to hawaii when i was about 9 thanks to goggles. ugh. i can still picture it. fucking goggles.

        • Broseph Stalin

          Whatever Jen, you loved it

    • dub

      underwater cameras are unfair.


      yep, I remember doing this too.

  • Married guy

    #13 The original Hooters! I'm going!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Your wife won't lety ya, even if she doesn't want to have sex with you no more.
      BTW topless at Hooters? Don't think so.
      I'll give you a free drink topless though?

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

        You're lactating? Don't drink it Married Guy! It will make you go blind!

    • crazydog

      Looks like a rockin place to me.

    • ilovethechive

      The Dood needs to calm down and enjoy the view

    • Dee

      I don't think I'll ever understand why the chive doesn't just credit the sites from which they collect original work? Marriedtothesea is fantastic!

  • hater

    #24. this is not the dog your looking for….move along.

  • Rocks Off

    #1 "For those about to rock, we salute you!"

  • MigraineBoy

    #15 I wonder what his carbon footprint is?

    • Felcus


    • NothingToSeeHere

      I see what you did there

    • betamaxbandit

      You should step up and work it out

    • ZachBob

      I'd say about size 50 wide.

  • Cletus

    #13 The BEST kind, thats what.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #20 Huge in Japan.

  • Cletus


    Also, wheres I comes from I just looks at the countdown on the crosswalk of the perpendicular street and whatnot. Its like a countdown, A-yuh.

    • ???


    • Gutterville

      I never understod why the UK doesn't have this when a country like Pakistan have them everywhere????

      • Traffic engineer

        Because they are actually quite dangerous. When you have a countdown, you tend to only pay attention to the countdown and not the traffic. When the countown ends, you gun it, not worried about the idiot that is running his red.

        • Broseph Stalin

          Huh…. yeah actually that makes a lot of sense. Thanks Traffic engineer!

        • Fasteddy14

          Fuck that… Assholes like you have no problem with red-light cameras which makes the idiot in front of me lock his/her brakes up at a yellow light.

          • its_forge

            Traffic engineers don't design stoplight cameras.

    • ROK247

      you now have the song IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN playing in your head.

      you are welcome.

    • bud

      owned. this pic is no longer awesome.

  • Lower

    #4 Genius.

    • DaddyD

      Until he gets to the bottom and the straws aren't long enough.

      • hMMMM

        Until he's running into walls

    • Guest

      Fuckin' hipster.

    • Dirty Dingus

      It would be cooler if each one was a bong.

      • anonnnnn

        hes got some nugs hanging in the back

        • mikeofla

          dried roses dude…

  • elbruces

    #23 I wish I had a volume control on my overall browser.

    • http://twitter.com/svp318 @svp318

      there is, if you have windows 7 or vista just click on the speaker next to the clock and click "mixer".. there will be volume controls for each program open.. Voila!

    • yoav^^^

      in Maxthon browser there is.

      u can mute ur browser

      • anonnnnn

        there is, if you have windows 7 just click on the speaker next to the clock and click "mixer".. there will be volume controls for each program open.. Voila!

  • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

    #23 Ugh, HATE that

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

      Hate it even more when I find out that it's and ad from thechive

      • Guest

        that's how i lose interest in websites. if i have to close something that 'plays' over my music, the website
        goes away! *hint hint*

        • Felcus

          Turn sound off. Use MP3 player for music. Problem solved.

          • Brian

            Worst solution ever.
            It shouldn't happen, ads that fucking auto-play movies/sound are shit and shouldn't be in the rotation. That's what you use adblock plus and fuck over their ad revenue. If they die off, oh well.

            • Illumirage

              Pretty sure ads are here to stay….sadly. Actually I'm afraid they'll get worse.

              • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

                ads are not a sad thing, they keep the internet FREE. unless you wanna start paying for all the free sites you use daily, you should appreciate ads. with that said i do despise auto playing video/audio ads of any kind.

    • MacNCheesePro

      Especially thanks to some of these ads, CHIVE!

      • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

        1) Firefox.
        2)Adblock Plus.
        3)You're ad-free!
        4)You live happy ever after.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=510682091 Graham Upshaw

    #13 strip club?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=510682091 Graham Upshaw

    #3 They see me rollin… They ha… Oh shit!

  • Ben

    I really do think you need a Chive meet up in Portland, OR

    • Ben's Father

      If you prefer chicks that smell like patchouli with hairy armpits that don't know how to put fuel in their gas tank, sure. Oregon sucks!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        So Ben's dad, you regret having spent all of your life there then?

        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

      Nah, I think Colorado would be better 😀

    • http://www.facebook.com/wgrichardson William Richardson

      How about Virginia Beach?

    • cmon

      second portland

    • Aly

      Portland is awesome!

    • Boobman


  • Phox

    currently browsing all "sexy chivettes" posts to see if she contributed. nothing yet

    • Seldi84

      She's not a true sexy chivette then and should give back her t-shirt. or as the saying goes Submit or gtfo.

      • LeMac

        it seems as though we've heard different sayings…

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      There's some spicy pics of her under her alias Norma Stitz. Worth a search.

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • Sploooge

        I'm not falling for that one again Paula Jones!

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Do I look worried? Plenty of Chivers will.

          – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
          — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

          • Sploooge

            So what about those HUMP Day pics? You're gonna send them or what?

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              I need a wider wide angle lens first.

              – the one you love to hate

              • Sploooge

                Or you can have the Camera man back up abit…. abit more…… or just alot, whatever works for you my plumpy huney bun.

              • ilovethechive

                You mean an aerial photographer?

                • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                  Tried that, but for some reason the plane crashed after I removed my undies.

                  – mind you, undies is a bit of an understatement

                  • ilovethechive

                    I'm sure all the cats in a five mile radius were looking for the tuna can too, not to mention all the plant life died around you too

                  • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

                    Try scanning Google maps, I'm sure you'll show up somewhere on the satellite. 😀

  • https://twitter.com/NavjeetBajwa n_kb

    #14 – Better than that hourglass BS

  • MonkeyMadness

    #5 Thanks a lot Obama.

    • Big McLarge Huge

      I agree ! I'm slightly pissed off about all of this

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

        NASA going private is a good thing. im tired of my tax dollars getting wasted on a project that isnt doing anything good for us as a people. i dont care about some planet 3 galaxies away. let private business waste money on it. hopefully the money we wasted on NASA can now be spent on fixing some of our real problems

        • Tomas

          Just one of the many, many, many things that came out of the space/military program that are used in everyday life: Corning Ware (dinner plates and cookware that are oven, microwave and dishwasher safe, that are made from the same stuff that protected rockets, etc., especially on re-entry – designed to withstand thermal shock).

          • its_forge

            Yes and we totally need a program that spends hundreds of billions of dollars to discover whatever the next fucking Corningware will be.

      • Guest Commenter

        Step 1: Check facts. Step 2: Realize Obama had nothing do with it. Step 3: Continue being pissed off. . . AT CONGRESS!

    • Just Sayin'

      Truly an awesome photo!

    • Broseph Stalin

      shutup…. god man…. just…. shut up

      • Guest Commenter

        No idea why you're getting thumbed down.

    • Brad

      Yeah, it's Obama's fault a 30 year old space program is coming to an end…because we all know it's the president who drafts budgets on capital hill and then sends them to the pres . . . . wait. That's not right.

      • shaka

        He and the idiot Democraps have not done a budget in over two years! while they were in complete control nothing but spending!! FUCK OBAMA

        • Former Republican

          That would be a lie. They have submitted budgets, they haven't PASSED any budgets, and that would be thanks to the party of 'NO' that is about ot crash our entire economy to try and win an election. Fuck all politicians, but *especially* Fuck the Tea Party Inbreds!

        • its_forge



          You run with that.


      • Guest Commenter

        Shhh. Stop with all your "facts" and "liberal media bias" (or you know, the actual news). Its all the Kenyan's fault!

    • Nasa Facts

      Only the shuttle program is closed, not Nasa. The focus is shifting to deep space exploration (Mars) while shorter flights to the space station will be privatized. The idea is that by privatizing it, technology will grow more rapidly. Currently it is projected that the America will be flying its own astronauts back to space in the next 10 years.

      • Kelly

        What in the hell do you think you are doing? Actually knowing facts and presenting them in an intelligent manner… don't you know this is the internet and all comments are supposed to be inflammatory jackass remarks that contain about 10% of the truth? God, I might have to go read a book or something.

    • its_forge

      1) whine about meaningless bullshit the government wastes money on
      2) whine when government takes NASA private

      Make up your goddamn minds. NASA was designed to beat the Soviets to the moon and give Americans jobs. It is no longer needed for either of those things. The things it does and did can and will be done for pennies on the dollar by private industry who are just drooling to get their hands on some space.

  • https://twitter.com/NavjeetBajwa n_kb

    #13 what do you mean what kind of bistro is this? Its the breast bistro ever

  • Pat

    #10 but i don't want to beat off the grass!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #8 Why? Too random.

    BTW WTF!!! BOB!! It now says "22 photos"! Well done lad ❤ Finally someone is listening to me!
    And then of course there's actually 2 more but who's counting.

    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • red leader

      picture is awesome, shut you whore mouth when men are playing star wars

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        How about when they are raping Star Wars!? Ron Solo!? WTF!

        – what's next, Paris Leia? (vomits)

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Bob is such a lovely asshole. He changes the number in the title to 22 when I say that's usually the correct number, but then he puts in 24 photos.
      Gotta love that "OK, but fuck you" mentality. I sure do ❤

      – officially approved by Lauren

  • Afghanistan2011

    #24 is an awesome dog.

    • Seldi84

      For a second i thought it might be Paul/a, then he did something awesome and i knew it couldn't be him.

    • quintus

      I felt that #24 was more of an awwwwwsome dog, but we're in the same vein of thought.

  • Catence

    #13 – the kind of bistro that gets a lot of repeat business. Taking 'burn your bra' to a whole new level.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #2 because its never really breakfast unless it has bacon and beans

    • Sploooge

      I prefer tomatoes > <

  • snarfy

    They have those countdown lights in China

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      the also have communism in China!

    • Cool Matt

      Exactly snarfy!

      Took my comment. But still doesnt help the traffic.

    • hMMMM

      and see what it's doing for their driving…

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

        they're driving in their own country is just fine, one could argue they cant drive here bc we dont have countdown light o.O or just bc its totally backwards from what they are used too…

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