Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • Malkintosh22

    #1 I don't even know what to think about that.

    • Picard_

      Make it so.

      • OwnerOfYou

        Best reply ever.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=686232240 Jvee Veneracion

      Your geek mind is officially blown.

      • jaynecobb

        the one with Han Solo, and Nathan Fillion is better

    • http://www.facebook.com/BobbyGosbee Bobby Gosbee

      Took a minute but when I figured it out I LOL'd

      • sarcasm

        Did it seriously take you a whole minute??

    • Killa

      X Men – The Trek to Mordor and the Half-Blood Jedi

      • I am Ashamed.

        Sorry, I am still not getting it. I'm good until the Half-Blood Jedi thing.

    • mikey

      I see whatcha did there….

  • MigraineBoy

    #5 cutbacks are a bitch, aren't they?

    • the Fly

      #5 Well fuck you too bitch.

      • DWD

        I thought it was funny anyway. Maybe no one else read the swatter?

  • Amelia

    #9 That guy is a champ. Way to go, dude.

    • Satire

      I love when handicaps, do things us normal people do! Cause then we get to congratulate them to make sure they know they are different. Good for them.

    • dance forrest dance

      well atleast he has landing wheels.

    • Tony
  • caleb

    #12 Too much head?

    • thatdude

      ….. and then I was like : STFU and bring me my beer.

      • The big Bone

        …..and when you saw how big her arms and hands were..and you was like, wimped out.

    • disturbed

      Sorry but she's the one operating on another level.

    • Fact

      No such thing.

    • OnOn

      Head? Who said head? I'll take some of that, and I did.

  • krista

    #8 that kid is going somewhere

    • holybocephus

      The girl on the left is sayin' "Kevin's insane."

      You know the guy Alex on the right?

      It says "Yeah, suck —-, Kevin."

      • Jimmy

        The guy commenting below you is saying "You're not funny."

    • DaddyD

      Probably to jail.

    • http://www.facebook.com/WombatFire Southern Discomfort


  • Luongo is a fag



    • Malkintosh22

      Is that really relevant 2 months later?

      • Luongo is a fag



        BOSTON BRUINS 2011 Stanley Cup Champs

    • Jimmy

      Wait, people still care about hockey?

    • canucks are awesome

      its awesome being the most hated team in the league B-)

      • https://twitter.com/NavjeetBajwa n_kb

        we're still making them cry, 2 months later…we're the most hated team, shows how jealous everyone else is…cup or not.

        • wuzzman16

          your not the most hated team in the league. The only team everybody is truly jealous of is the wings. Come back and say everybody hates you after you dominate for the next 20 years.

          • https://twitter.com/NavjeetBajwa n_kb

            "The only team everybody is truly jealous of is the wings" and you know that how…?
            Throughout the playoffs the media was saying "canucks, most hated team" over and over again…that everyone else thought we were the least deserving team and didnt want us to win the cup…no one really respects the Red Wings anymore..past their prime

            • durp

              hur der hur hockey dur dur

    • Bruins Fan

      Stop being a dick. You are making us all look as retarded as you.

    • BSmike

      I'm a Bruins fan, and embarrased by this post. You're on theChive, dude.

    • Jess

      Everyone knows that no one truly gives a fuck about hockey. Roll Tide.

    • Krusherx

      Moar food for the troll, I beg you!

  • NateyTheGreaty


    As far as I'm concerned, all cupcakes are perfect and better than girl on girl kissing.

    • Wade Wilson

      The only thing better than two girls, is three girls.

      • The big Bone

        Nooooo my friend, the only thing better than two girls is me with two girls.

    • Xsoldier2000

      You know how I know…..?

    • hMMMM

      must be a baker's kid

    • lnvDS

      agreed. not into the psudeo-bisexual attention whoring.

  • http://twitter.com/tonydeli7 @tonydeli7

    That was a good start to the week…


    • http://twitter.com/tonydeli7 @tonydeli7

      I wished..

      • holybocephus

        Hey you beat Paula, that's all that matters.

        BEAT PAULA!!!

        • ilovethechive

          …with a sack of nickels!

      • DWD

        You failed.

  • maximum high

    #18 Hand-in your man card.

    • cupcakemonster

      Don't be so darn fast – they might smell bad.

      • derp

        thats true can we get a skank check???

  • caleb

    #11 " How as everything I've created since Seinfeld sucked so much dick?"

    • caleb


      • Jimmy


    • Chesty Laroo

      "Larry, I have a sister. We could all…"

    • JKM

      How come people don't realize that Curb Your Enthusiasm is much better than Seinfeld?

      • Elbie

        How come people didn't realize yet that Seinfeld sucks?

        • Catch


      • Jerry

        because it isn't thats fucking why

      • Christian Lander

        Stuff White People Like # 112


    • ssstoopid

      I'm going to go ahead and have to go against the common consensus on this one. Curb Your Enthusiasm DOES suck.

    • PersonHailingfromNI

      You are wrong.

  • DauntlessCelt

    #19 Grandma wants to say: If you can read that, roll me over.

  • Just Sayin'

    #2 They got paula! We're free!!

    • PoopShoot

      What is that?

      • Glenn
        • PoopShoot

          Haha, thanks. I would have Googled myself, if I knew what it was called, but 'preciate it all the same.

    • asdfasdfafds

      That thing looks like it could struggle and like whip the one guy on the right out of the way

    • Monk

      That is a sea monster.

    • https://twitter.com/NavjeetBajwa n_kb

      Why hasnt Paula said anything about this…did they really get her?!

  • holybocephus

    #8 others should fail – that's why I tore up #9's parachute before I pushed him out of the plane.

    • Luongo is a fag

      i laughed harder when i blew my load in your mom's eye

  • cjwhookid

    #4 Welcome to the rest of your life.

    • Ckris King

      Ulty !! Karthus Nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    • BSmike

      All women should be this excited to be in the kitchen.

      • ssstoopid

        I don't know… She looks pissed to me. I'm keepin my ass stuck to the recliner if a woman is in the kitchen.

  • Astiahl


    Mrs. Doubtfire visits Oktoberfest? o.O

    • Luongo is a fag

      and she's ready to fuckin party by the looks of it

  • gazza

    #18 2 girls and a cup(cake)

  • Just Sayin'

    #21 I'd like to go planking with them, but that's a whole other meaning.

    • M.Loaf

      I could split those boards. Just gotta wedge something up the seems and push.

    • ilovethechive

      I would rather see them forking than planking

  • woolanoow

    #6 – How is that even possible? Photoshop?

    • cjwhookid

      metal bar

      • woolanoow

        still…how? Could you please draw me a picture?

        • Jacob

          A sturdy metal bar coming out of the wall and through his sleeve to connect to a sturdy frame that he is harnessed to underneath his clothes. Something like that.

        • sarcasm

          some one just drew this picture like a week ago for a similar illusion..

        • Djblue
    • Xsoldier2000

      Because it's Bill F*cking Murray, man!

      • woolanoow

        no it's not! 😀

        • Xsoldier2000

          I know. (but there IS a little resemblance)

          • Sylvester_Jr

            No, there is not.

            • Xsoldier2000

              damn… failed.

              • Klektok

                It's cool man. Bill Fucking Murray lent him the power!

                • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=510682091 Graham Upshaw

                  I was thinking he was doing his best Bill Murray impersonation

  • 氣青強

    #9 I hope he has some good shocks in that thing…

    • DWD

      Its not like he can get re-paralyzed.

  • huh?

    #22 you're right i am :/

    • http://www.gfys.org/ banned

      Your Average Chiver

    • ROK247

      "i hooked up with a girl thru the chive"

      "no you didnt"

      "yeah, well, i know this guy, he hooked up with a chick thru the chive – they GOT IT ON"

      "no he didnt"

  • Allen

    #12 is a total boss

    • Jimmy

      There are attractive women who do the exact same thing – see: OktoberFest.

      All the beer wenches do this. Including hot ones.

  • Hammathourne Sammy

    #19 Go Noles

  • Micky


    Stay Classy

  • saucypants

    #3 Um, they don't make those games anymore….

    • Dfro11

      right? this picture just pisses me off

  • Eldorado

    #6 How does he do that?

    • http://PSDtutorials.co.uk Peewee

      Its a metal wire frame mesh which has come out of the wall and through his jacket……

      Its pretty awesome but hard to set up etc.

      • JstevensF

        You're wrong it's magic.

        • ROK247

          im going with magic on this one

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