Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

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  • percy

    #17 begging for a caption

    • Doug

      "There, I fixed it"

    • Pete_Mitchell

      WD-40 use number 1,073.

    • MBChiver

      Vagiclean," huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco?

    • MikeofLA

      "At the 2011 State Symbian Competition; Jenna is shown having her vaj spray cooled after competing in the Semi Finals against Bree."

      • MikeofLA

        *Sybian…

    • sean

      IT BURNS IT BURNS IT BURNS! PUT IT OUT!

      • SweetAwesomeness

        "i dont think the mohawk will stay, but fine….. hears some more hair spray"

    • TitoRigatoni

      Fire In The Hole!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      "FIRST!"

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • jasgat

        Here you go… NOW the carpet matches the drapes

    • Verbal_Kint

      Half-time at the gangbang….

      • i'm back

        your mom???

    • nolongeraguest

      "so this will kill the crabs?"

    • Yaahhh

      Begging for an explanation!

    • Tomas

      She's already frigid!

    • Spank the Monkey

      A true firecrotch.

    • topher

      Protect her from your girth, with the greatest lube on Earth! KY Jelly! – Now in a can!

      • topher

        For When You've Got Something Fungal… Down In Your Lady Jungle!

        • gravey

          New at Walgreens: Puts farts back in!

          • bluenote

            swing and a miss gravey

            • balls

              haha

          • Steven

            LMFAO!!!

    • Glizz

      Lysol Kills 99.9% of all crackteria.

    • Glizz

      Now you know why they call her Pam.

      • DaddyD

        Best in class! This one wins!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

      Brush Fire

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1485290783 Marcus McConnell

      Despite the horrible smell, Sarah is the best player on our team, and we Can't afford to lose her!

  • danny j.

    #7

    A beautiful early dar

    • Mister H.

      and married, too…

    • Htisss

      Looks beautiful…been fooled before however so I reserve judgment until I can see more.

      • Alex

        Does she know what a screenshot is?

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

          Alex lol ^^^

    • frankie

      that´s a little too much make up for just been on the internet

    • http://www.facebook.com/Luispedrosato Luis Pedro Gonçalves

      Not bored ?? you could fool me

  • jin

    #48 MOAR please!!!!

    • Eric

      I think we need an "asses in the mirror" gallery

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      That's Norma Stitz. Image search her, you won't regret it.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • BOCO Kid

        For those wondering Don't search that unless you like 400 lbs black women.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Who! Doesn't!? C'mon meow. She's cute as a baby bunny.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

      • its_forge

        Can ya stop with that now? Even the stupidest troll knows when a troll doesn't troll anymore.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Diiiiidn't get that memo.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

        • Billy Blunts

          your a fucking douch bag that goes to that faggit suck a dick the dirty cocksucker your a BIG FUCKING LOSER and the chive should banish you from this site fuckin loser

          • PaulaFan

            Take it easy, bud! Apparently you don't get the whole Paula thing, do you?
            Personally, I find her comments amusing, but if you piss her off, she'll eat you alive, so don't even try.

            I can't believe you kiss your mamma with that mouth … sigh!

            • its_forge

              I'm not sure if he clicked the wrong link or not, but his reply came to me. He seems like the utterly clueless type that would click the wrong link and think he was responding to Paula. I couldn't honestly figure out why he'd have *that* much hatred for me, I'm up here a lot but I'm not *that* annoying. And I'm a Paula fan too, I think s/he's fun, most of the time.

    • BOCO Kid

      I agree MOAR of her…hehe yeah that's my wife 🙂

      • yup

        no its not

        • Nina

          Yes, that's me, and I am his wife 🙂

          • http://www.goodadvice.co.za CalculatedRisk

            Thumbs up to you two – role models for how to keep the open-minded awesomeness in a relationship. Chive on!

          • gocubsgo!

            hmmm, I'm in Colorado too. I'll have to keep an eye out for dat ass!
            Well played!
            The couple that chives together, stays together. Ask Lauren…err, Paula.

          • derp

            yikes!……I see why you cut your pic off at the neck now! ….and claiming your own pic is tacky.

            • Ha.Ha.

              PUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

            • b-ry

              agree.

      • Three0Three

        Haha, I see what you did there with your name.

    • its_forge

      Wow, she looks nice from the front but *amazing* from behind, like poster girlie amazing.

      • Creepy

        Creepy. Stick to your nursing home hotties old man.

        • its_forge

          Quit stalking me, you fucking creep.

          • Creepy

            It's not stalking when you comment on damn near anything. Your creepy comments are everywhere I look. Get less creepy, old man.

            • its_forge

              Every day after the boss and our female associates go home, I open The Chive and look at the pictures. What the fuck's it to you?

              • Brian Fantana

                I agree…….you are annoying as shit! How about trying to just look at the pictures from now on, "sit the next couple plays out, if you know what I mean."

              • KNBdknd

                i agree with Brian Fantana and Creepy. you're about as annoying as Paula while managing to be infinitely more sanctimonious. you're like a creepy bandwagon jumping, chive-fellating old lady.

                • its_forge

                  I was unaware that I was holding a gun to anyone's head making them read my posts. I **still** couldn't possibly give less of a fuck what you people think of me. I post what I like. I get pluses, I get minuses, just like everybody else does. So fucking what. It's a web site with pictures of funny shit and girls in panties. It ain't the Wall Street Journal and it ain't Bill Moyers either. Once again, what the fuck's it to you?

                  • Just Trying to Help

                    You're like that guy at the club who tries to hang out next to guys with good looking women, pretending like you're part of the group, but everyone sees you're a sad creepy old man who probably faps to photos of young girls on sites like this. It's creepy, we're just trying to help.

                    • Robert Plant

                      this.

                    • its_forge

                      I find your mock concern mildly amusing. You don't give fuck about me, please don't pretend you do. Just go back to whatever troll hole you crawled out of. And by the way, I'm 49, I'm not *your* grandfather. I'm probably about 6 years older than the average on here, if that.

                  • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

                    umadbro?

          • Billy Blunts

            your a fuckin loser

    • Nina

      I'll try to get some MOAR in next week for y'all 🙂

      • i1iketoplay

        You are far too kind! TY

        P.S. Thanks to your husband too!

      • Hmmmm

        Only if your husband lets you! (Why does he, again?)

        • Nina

          A ) I don't need my husband's permission to submit pictures to the Chive

          B ) Because I believe he likes being surprised at work, seeing his wife's ass close out DAR

          • Hmmmmm

            You do realize it's not just your husband who sees those photos, though, correct?

            • Nina

              Oh gee, I guess I must have confused the Chive submit form with my private Photobucket upload form.

              Of course I am aware that people see the photos; why else would I bother submitting them? 🙂

              • derp

                ……..because you're fucked up in the head and need the approval of random dudes on the internet. If that wasn't the case, you and your DB husband wouldn't be so quick to claim the pics. That was too easy!

                • TRON

                  win.

              • Chiver

                Nina, you're beautiful and we appreciate the pictures you submit.
                These dipshits who are giving you a hard time probably never get laid.

                • homer

                  You can remove "probably" from that comment.

                  I have never understood why some so-called Chivers hate on the Chivettes. This site is popular because of the Chivettes and candid posts. If you are going to hate on them, just go to other sites with professional, photo-shopped pics.

                  • Hmmmmm

                    I have no problem with single girls posting pics of themselves here or anywhere. I also have no problem with married chicks posting sexy photos of themselves here, I just find it weird. YOU'RE MARRIED.

                • b-ry

                  that's it. 'cause the ones wanking off to pics of chicks(with their cloths on) are the ones who must not be getting any sex, amirite?

                  • b-ry

                    my mistake. i meant only the ones who MUST be getting tons of sex must be the ones who covet pictures of chicks with cloths on like gold.

    • Lotus

      Yes, "MOAR" lame slogans and chive t-shirts, they go well with the tired memes and reposts from yesterday. I can't be the only one that thinks the chive has gotten lazy, can I?

  • unline

    #13, #14, #19, #20

    the chive is getting pretty damn good at this

    • dizzard

      Is #19 a slightly younger Kate Upton?

      • CBRADIO

        No but Pedobear approved

  • baldandsexy

    #39… ummm, who cares about the water?!!!

    • MikeofLA

      I didn't even realize there was a pool in the picture until I read the caption… 3 minutes later…

    • what?troll

      who dat girl?

      • llano2

        Kate Beckinsale

      • cwhoa

        brooke burke

      • Sonny

        Naomi Russel Porn Star

    • Sean

      Agreed. Although, I do believe the water begins somewhere near the naked girl's bottom.

      • its_forge

        Happy water

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001542124492 Chris Hood

      My thought exactly! Caption irrelevant.

    • lance

      Althea B from Met-Art. She's a porn chick!

      • Rubberneck

        It is altea, not althea.

    • Dean

      my thoughts exactly

    • hakai20

      What water?

  • Hand of Fate

    #2 I smell a lawsuit…

    • Kris

      Yeah, the judge will throw the book at you.

  • oh yeah

    #48

    Excellent use of mirror

    • dink

      Doesn't get anymore boring than pictures of people wearing a chive shirt. The self promotion and pictures of random normal food is getting pretty lame.

  • http://twitter.com/danlundberg1 @danlundberg1

    what happened to burn your bra???

    • ????

      things that bounce has been missing too

      • Robert Plant

        go the fuck out and get laid. faggots.

        • http://www.TheChive.com Drewcifer

          Bwahahaha! Pwned.

    • http://twitter.com/YWordArmy @YWordArmy

      And what happened to the DAR today? In the words of Meh, "Meh."

  • Winston Smith

    DAR is plusgood

    • Big Brother

      Doubleplus good. Now get back to work.

    • O'Brien

      Room 101.

  • Kwilliams5000

    #12 and snort a whole lot of coke

    • Chihuahua

      Didn't his wife murder him? He died on the same day as Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett!

      • Jen

        didnt have his seat belt on during turbulence….

      • Buford_Justice

        smoked rocks joe rogan

      • Tony

        He was poisoned by Anthony Sullivan.

  • Royce

    #35 True story =(

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1646765608 Jeffrey Scott

      #35 is how I feel when my submissions don't make it, but another cookie spoon does.

  • Doug

    #27 and #28 made me throw up in my mouth a little.

    • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.neufeldt Christopher Neufeldt

      what is #28

      • Poindexter

        It is a demonstration of how an elephant is no longer afraid of mice when given human clothing and a leash.

    • You

      only thing I see wrong with #27 is the random ass tire the dude's leaning on.

      • jmc

        Really?

      • theweathermansaliar

        Srsly?

        • You

          Srsly. Pregnant =/= Unattractive. It's a pity some people don't see that.

          • You

            *does not equal

            • balls

              preggo is kind of sexy,imho

              • dOOb

                Yeah… pregnant is sooooo sexy… especially if it's your woman!

                If you don't agree, you will… when you have one of your own. (woman or child)

          • ass face

            ya. gross.

      • vhr1904

        Ya I know right! He is going to get his white shirt all dirty.

    • crazydog

      OMFG look at that spare tire she has…

    • Wayne

      #28 I guess pets don't always resemble their owners.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000214752111 Armando Navarro

    #48 O.O

  • Royce

    I ♥ the early Dar =D Very nice suprise!

    • ilovethechive

      Thanks for the early DAR, now I can get some work done and not get fired this week.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mattpeace Matthew Dj-Diesel Baron

    # what the Blazes is that a rat

    • This is How We Do It

      #28

      • http://www.TheChive.com Drewcifer

        She is walking a pony, she's THAT BIG!!!11!!!

  • forlay

    #41

    Absolutely not, never… but still.. i want to have sex with you. Am I lying to myself?

    • i'm back

      she's hot!

    • flydenrict

      agreed. Also there is a difference between a duckface and various expressions. A duckface is for people who cant make a geniune expression or smile. her pic is walking the line–i'll accept it

      • Wade Wilson

        I think what you mean to say is, thewre' a difference between duck face and pouting. This is right up on the threshhold of being duckface, but is more pouting. Either way, I'd hit it like a pinata on cinco de mayo.

    • http://tube8.com Simon Phoenix

      Correct. NEVER acceptable .. HOWEVER, will NOT change the fact that I would still have sexy time with her.

      • Evariste

        So never acceptable for me that because of that, I'll have sexy time with another miss.

        Thank you, have a good life.

    • badmunky

      hmmm. maybe theres something to this duckface thing… girl on top – OK girl on bottom – AMAZING

    • eli

      Looks like Alison Haislip from AOTS

      • Zoom

        vaguely the same hair-color/style(that's about it)….

  • http://www.facebook.com/richard.c.rice Richard Rice

    #1

    nah that ain't weird at all

    • Biggus Diccus

      I found a real pair in the dumpster behind Planned Parenthood

  • laxcat36

    #18 Psssshhh! Liberals

    • Independent

      Liberal, Conservative, don't be stupid, they just play two sides together to keep you distracted long enough to aggregate all the wealth to the top and corporations. Two parties, same master. Don't buy the hype.

      • DrROBOTO

        they would still be bought out to support the rich and the companies that sponsored their campaign…nothing will ever change without revolucion…which I'll get to as soon as I'm done playing xbox

      • Jen

        STFU!

      • gocubsgo!

        Well played sir, well played.

        Sure glad that we got that budget/deficit issue worked out – wouldn't want the members of congress to not get PAID! I mean, they have houses and vacation homes and cars and vacations to pay for…the ones that aren't paid for by the lobbyists anyways.

    • its_forge

      I've heard Tea Partiers agreeing with that sentiment wholeheartedly.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002059474696 Vince Weaver

      And yet no one will vote Independent, Libertarian, etc. If you vote the status quo, you might as well not vote.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mattpeace Matthew Dj-Diesel Baron

    #28 what the blazes is that a rat

    • SweetAwesomeness

      its actually a Rottweiler……that bitch is just huge!!!!!

    • NebraskaGuy

      No, that's a huge fat chick … not sure what she's got on the end of that leash though

    • ilovethechive

      Is that Paula walkin her hamster?

      • Aly

        probably her beaver

    • Swedish Chef

      Probably her lunch.

    • thom

      That is an Orca walking some sort of pet.

    • tfbuckfutter

      I was under the impression that elephants were scared of rats.

      Funny that.

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #48 I approve of this day's reflection…

    • SweetAwesomeness

      your good enough…smart enough…and doggone it people like you

  • Uncle Jimbo

    #45 Looks So Damn Good…..

    • Mike

      Lunchbox Laboratory
      Seattle, WA

      • Mike

        oh yeah, they also have awesome tater tots!

    • Gutterville

      #6 look so much better right now!

    • Arby_T

      Pat LaFrieda Burgers
      127 W 43rd St
      btwn 6th Ave & 7th Ave
      New York

      Thrillist has a sweet deal going on- $45 for 5 of 'em! (http://bit.ly/oMaXTB)

    • Ziggy

      I never eat food out of trough. I'm not a pig in the slop.

    • yummm

      #23 we having mexican again?

    • Bacchus

      I wouldn't eat that if they paid me. The fries are burnt, the vegetables look like you wouldn't feed them to the pigs, the sandwich looks like plastic and peppers on an bacon and egg sandwich? Seriously, 'Mericans have no taste at all. As long as it's all covered in grease…

      • Katie

        hey genius, those are sweet potato fries

  • _GTO_

    #32 How it should be

    • jesse

      perfection

    • Seriously

      Ahhhh, the good ol' days.

    • _GTO_

      correction: glory days

    • NebraskaGuy

      I do remember, and that's really how it was, like it or not in today's world

  • rlmnofjean-ious

    #39
    Pool?

  • RML

    #37 – Isn't that Jon Benet? I think "bad parenting" is an understatement!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/evelyn.ponce Evelyn Ponce Quintero

      sad how badly they're trying to make her look like a barbie…. =/

    • Chaos

      No, it's not. This girl is probably from that retarded Toddlers and Tiaras show.

  • Royce

    #21 *Facepalm*

    • http://www.facebook.com/suzannemb Suzanne M Budde

      Why can't they use a breast pump and then put it into a glass…… Then its not INCEST!

      • ilovethechive

        Its still pretty gross!

      • Heidi

        Precisely.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=686232240 Jvee Veneracion

      No, Chive! NO! Bad Chive!

    • ebits21

      *facebreast*

      • yup

        nice

    • Wade Wilson

      I saw this the other day, prob one of the most fucked up things I've ever seen, ever.

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