Canned food somehow I think you’ll pass on (24 Photos)

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  • PoonJammer

    #4 Nailed it!
    #12 In Russia, canned food eat's you.

    • Fabio

      wtf is #12???

      • PoonJammer

        It's delicious!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      #4 Looks like the crap that shoots out of my snatch when I sneeze.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • BuckleUpSpanky

        I can verify this .

        • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

          But the question we're asking you is are you proud of that?

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Yes you can and may. Please come over. Care for a free drink?

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

      • dub

        I didn't think I could be more grossed out after seeing this entire post… then came Paula.

      • Evariste

        You're definitely smoking too much dear. If you continue we will miss you too early!

  • FloppyRocks

    #6 Look… I don't care where it comes from. It's still bacon.

    • r@f

      #19 made me laugh.. cheeseburger really??!

    • BobSugar

      Agreed, my first thought was "And…"

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521541108 cmonstur

      Don't get me wrong, I love bacon. You pretty much can't ruin bacon for me. But that looks like dog crap and I don't think I can trust it.

      • Master_Rahl

        it's bacon abuse. I'm calling the authorities!

  • JustinFL

    #7 I had a heart attack reading that…

    • jason_in_pc

      my grandmother cooked this for me growing up every morning for about 2 years. 1 can in a dozen scrambled eggs for the family to split. she did it because we were extremely poor and needed the calories to keep up energy. us kids all played sports.
      they were good, but she did not tell me what they were, i found the can one day in the trash. it was kinda like scrambled eggs with chopped up fried viennea sausages in it.

      • hMMMM

        you think it contributed to your girlish figure as well?

        • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

          well now we know what to feed the trolls

    • oliverklosov

      …but only 5 grams of fat.

      • Spivias

        well technically cholesterol is a form of fat
        sooo ya

  • Bill57

    the idea people even think of these things let alone eat them. truly disgusting

  • majup

    #1 this made me throw up a little

    • yuck

      i think i threw up in my mouth 6 times during this post but this one started it all…

  • alexri

    #4 Looks aweful but i assure you it's delicious

    • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ shrkattck88

      I don't believe you.

      • alexri

        It's just corn infected by a special kind of fungus, but in a quesadilla it's delicious

        • Herro!

          Oh, only a special form of fungus infection? Yum!

        • yum

          I have some fungus on my toenail. I'll try it in a quesadilla.

          • Mario

            It really taste increible in quesadillas or crepes. Huitlacoche is very very good

    • crowebar360

      One of the few foods that probably looks better coming out than going in.

      • truth

        disgusting, but funny. well played

    • dub

      Wtf is it? Looks like … waste.

      • http://twitter.com/estebancamacho @estebancamacho

        This is corn. That got a fungal infection. And then was cooked. It's called Huitlacoche, and it's hailed as the "Mexican Caviar"…

  • Barf

    Uhm, if you excuse me I'll be vomiting now…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=660683938 Erik Regalado

    #22 But they're Smokey BBQ!

  • troutisafish

    #22 Smoked and roasted. That pretty much describes the way my weekend is going to be.

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  • Frenchgirl

    #21 hmm snails!

    • Krusherx

      Those and frog legs are actually delicious. I wouldn't mind the deer paté as well

  • kanda

    #14 …i don't see what's wrong, they're just like mini chicken eggs O.o

    • CuriousGeorge

      I know, they're good.

      But isn't it weird how those birds seem to be cracking their own eggs?

    • crowebar360

      yeah… I don't think I'll be eating my chicken eggs out of a can either….

    • Bumblerbee

      I love quail eggs! When they'd come in some weird ass soup my dad used to make I saved them for last. QUAIL EGGS! love em. I think I'll go get some now.

    • faemike55

      Tasted them – not good at all!

  • Do0zer

    I'll try anything once but #19 did me in. My gawd that's vile.

    • Steve Grenier

      I know eh. Can't imagine biting into that.

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    WTF Asia?!? Just be cause you had to eat to survive once, doesn't mean you still have to.

    • hMMMM

      I'll have to go back and check, but most of these seem to originate from the Western Hemisphere…damn Occidentals.

  • Helmet

    I didn't think it would get grosser then #1 but then I saw 2-24. Yuck!

  • Edward

    Probably the grossest post the chive has ever done

  • Dude

    For Canadians, #13 is pretty normal and tasty.
    http://thechive.com/2011/08/05/canned-food-someho

    • Recr1

      As a Canadian, I would like to say that while I'm sure it's possible that a decent pate can be made from deer meat, and this easily the least disgusting item on this list, this is not normal. Not at all.

      • Finn

        As a Finn, I would like to say reindeer is delicious.

  • SkyVader

    Were all of these from Paula's kitchen??

  • Rich

    #24 is pretty normal. No Goblins are harmed in the production of this food.

    • hMMMM

      "Watchu doin'?"

      "Nothin, just goblin meat pudding"

  • joeblow

    Thanks so much guys……I'm never eating again.

  • Goblin

    idk, i think #4 looks pretty good…

  • Kyle

    …………..why would you do this to me?

  • p1babyarm

    #24 A whore's favorite meal

  • oliverklosov

    #10 & #23. Really?

  • BobSugar

    #4 looks familiar…

    • h-si

      he means poop

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