Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (37 Photos)

  • JuanCamdingo

    #7 and #29 … Delicious!

    • nednarb

      that burger is my favorite pic all day. the chivettes are always great fun, but being married i know its never gonna happen (ok it was never gonna happen anyway). however that burger should be attainable. Now I just need to find it!!!!

      • lunchbox

        looks like its from the lunchbox, some lunchboxes on the wall in the background. ate there yesterday, bomb, and real messy.

        • Allenavw

          Further details please. City etc.

        • SomethingWrongWithMe

          I love it messy…

    • http://www.gfys.org/ truth

      #29 must be delicious #7 will just give you herpes.

      • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

        You do realize that I find your comments to be funny, right?!

        I've been with one man (in that kind of way) my whole life so if you know something that I don't know…. ๐Ÿ˜‰

        • him

          And a lucky man he is. Ignore the trolls

          • dOOb

            oooh LG… just when I thought you maxed out on hotness, you go and say something like THAT!!!

        • Duffalo

          Her collarbone looks tastier than that burger… Healthier too

  • sheoncebelieved

    #7 Hi, are you coming over tonight?

    • yo yo ma

      Yes! Oh wait, thought you were someone else. No, I won't be coming over….weirdo.

    • its_forge

      If you're talking to me then definitely yes, don't forget the lube.

      • its_forge

        …. Because I'm so unexciting a lover, you will need it.

        • its_forge

          ^^ Needless to say, not me lol

          • equalizermax

            Oh yes, indeed he is a great lover. Never have I seen a man gobble up semen quite that fast.

        • its_forge

          Did I mention I have a fresh batch of herpes to disseminate upon your genitals?

    • PoonJammer

      #4 #7 #13 I want to lick their butts.

      • twisty

        You're an idiot

      • its_forge

        I think as your head gets nearer LG's bottom you can hear a host of angels singing. But that's just a theory of mine.

        • its_foreplay

          I have a theory, you're fucking creepy dude.

          • its_forge

            I have a theory, nobody cares but you.

            • theory_wrong

              I have a fact, your theory is wrong.

            • b-ry

              actually he's right(except you're more annoying than creepy).

      • Coldzilla

        Yeah thats not gettin old…

        • Wade Wilson

          Yeah because these type of pics don't evoke any sort of sexual retort. Kinda like walking into a bank and pulling a gun with your withdrawl. Don't be shocked when the cops arrive.
          If you don't want pervy comments, keep the fucking pictures to yourself, retards. But hey- if you're that starved for attention you probably enjoy it secretly.
          "You're may not be a whore, but you're wearing a whore's uniform."
          Dave Chapelle

          • Coldzilla


            First off, stay off the crack kids. ๐Ÿ˜‰

            Secondly your response to me makes absolutely NO SENSE LOL

            Maybe youre not around The Chive much but all PoonJammer ever says is "I want to lick their butts", hence my response "Yeah thats not getting old".

            Perhaps you hit the wrong reply button I dont know but DUDE.. take a pill


    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Liver alone, cheese MINE!

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • Loljacker

        Iodine carbon what yttrium oxygen urnaium did there!

    • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

      Unfortunately I am not. Rain check though?!

      It's $7.99 night at the local Chinese Buffet and I'll be rendered useless for much of the night post-meal (in bed, not on the toilet…you sicko). ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • sheoncebelieved

        No Worries LG, I just got a date to the Angels game w/ my 3 year old son, I'll take a Chive Everywhere Photo of him…it better make TheChive next week or else….can you help me w/ this request?

    • Christopher

      She cannot come tonight she is to busy photoshopping her pictures ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

        First of all, I don't own Photoshop, I have Mac's built-in photo viewer which allows for editing sizes and saturation levels. Second of all, the aperture and lighting does a LOT to a picture – it can make it more or less blurry and more or less sharp.

        Third, here's me with a normal aperture setting, barely any noise in the photo, au naturale: http://twitpic.com/61figl/full

        If you happen to have a copy of PS I'd love to borrow it though. I'm trying to get back into photography and it's hard without being able to play with my photos properly. ๐Ÿ˜‰

        • Alejandro


          • LKFbk


        • http://www.gfys.org/ truth teller

          To Whore or not to Whore ,that is NEVER the question.

          • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

            I am clothed and wearing shorts and a bikini top. Your "argument" is invalid. Better luck next time!

            • http://twitter.com/TLKV3 @TLKV3

              I find it odd that if a girl takes a picture of herself in "Summer" clothes, she's apparently a whore. You can go to the beach and find much worse looking girls wearing much less and taking a lot more terrible pictures.

              You should take a picture next time with 3 shirts on, shorts, pants over top of them and 5 pairs of socks. Title card saying "Whores Gonna Whore, Right?"

              • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

                I am so doing that for my next submission!! Fn' brilliant idea.

                • http://twitter.com/TLKV3 @TLKV3

                  Yeah, I know. I try.

              • Ha.Ha.

                worst idea ever WTF is the matter with you. Being gay is not going to help you score. That whole "better to be friends than nothing" isn't really good…

        • dOOb

          ya… wow, you really are a naturally beautiful woman.

          your parents did good ๐Ÿ™‚

        • Nobody

          LG, you are my favorite chivette. Haters gonna hate. You keep on doing what you are doing.

          Also, why does the Chive community seem to have this ignorance of trolls and how to deal with them? Responding to them only makes them stronger… if you ignore them they fade away…

      • http://www.gfys.org/ toby

        Fuck no chris ,she cant come coz she has to work her corner in a very classy way.

        • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

          I do work at a CG base that's on the corner of a bay, and the Department of Homeland Security is a very classy agency. …You must know because you were the coke head sitting outside of the gates yelling "I pissed myself' this morning, right? ๐Ÿ˜‰

          • Cokehead

            Nope, that was me. You'll be glad to know I have a brand new pair of pantaloons and am on my way to complete addiction recovery. Thanks for that smile.

          • Whiplash

            Lg is alive? Haha and the guy that called you a whore prob still has never had a girlfriend

  • thepikeypio


    • TheBAMFinater

      Taste the Rainbow!!

      • dden

        That rainbow is gonna taste a lot like tube sock.

    • AppStateJW

      All day every day

    • giggity

      SO MUCH MOAR!! More of this, do it.

    • alexri

      Double raindow ftw

      • asdfasdfafds

        I'd like to get the pot of gold at the end of that double rainbow

    • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

      the rainbow end half way up her leg, follow the leg

    • jayhawker38

      In my mind, like the commercials, there are two huge hands holding the rainbow.

    • niceone

      Rainbow Brite really filled out.

  • Hank Scorpio


    • Lotus

      Selection could have been better. This DAR had skinny girls and some good scenery and food shots, but nothing really funny. The beer one was beyond lame: "derp, I drink the most beer always, derp". On the plus side Lauren was looking good, even with her cheesy post it note.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Lauren (<3) wouldn't even be cheesy if she were lying on a table naked covered with all sorts of cheese… Never!

        – the one you love to hate

  • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ shrkattck88

    I wish I was at #3 right about now…

    • El Jefe

      I actually took this photo. Solimon Bay, Q-Roo, MX. Just north of Tulum.

    • Joe

      I just find it ironic that your name is shark attack..

      • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ shrkattck88

        My username is shark attack because I, in actuality, love sharks. So, it is hardly ironic.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          I side as a loan shark. <3?

          – the one you love to hate

    • Cheez_stick

      With #5 #21 #30

      • max-pow

        please dude, don't forgetn #37

    • icejingles

      Don't we all.

  • sheoncebelieved

    #17 pretty sure they'll land you some jail time

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

      pretty sure that it says "4gif" in the corner and i DEMAND GIF satisfaction!!!

    • Chris

      I'd be willing to bet on that ;0)

      • jasgat

        My thought also

      • Tulliman

        Last seen on May 28, 2009 That is Awesome Part 3

        • Lotus

          Nice call

    • equalizermax

      Only if you have sex with them.

      • its_forge

        THIS would be the point. Looking: not a problem.

        • equalizermax

          No no, YOU would go to jail just for looking at them, I assure you.

          • its_forge

            I assure you I don't go around in a raincoat with no pants on.

            • nude_alert

              You don't even wear a raincoat?

              • its_forge

                Raincoats are overrated.

    • CBDeadman

      I'll gladly do the jail time

      • b-ry

        i know. you probably can't wait to get ahold of those buff prison inmates. don't lie.

    • mastodon311

      no problem…i love jail

    • GK-4

      absolutely amazed poonjammer hasn't popped-up in this

      • TheAndychrist

        Don't you mean "pooped up in this"?

    • Muadieb

      Worth it!!

    • biggles

      only if they tell, my friend

    • http://twitter.com/sktvz @sktvz

      Russia is so great ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

      • Putin On The Ritz

        Putin, you?

  • sheoncebelieved

    #37 anybody up for some motorboat jokes?

    • Chris

      I'd brown nose that all day!

    • Billy

      I see you read my comment.

    • Ruiner

      That is where the poop comes out

      • Just Saying

        Aptly named

    • #387

      I'd eat a mile of her stool to get a better look at where it came from.

      • switch_24

        winner for the most disgusting joke

    • Lucky Guy

      Your exquisite turd cutter has got me jolly to the moon, my dear.

      • LOKFDNfoi

        christ, the chive is so goddamn white……

        • Boop

          That was posted by a black guy. Now what?

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      There's nothing to joke about there…..

  • thepikeypio

    #21 you couldn't handle this place on a head full of strong acid.

    • RiverDogs

      Cat Fort WINNAR.

      • Leet So Pro

        While on the subject, if I were to make a fort out of cats, would that still qualify for the cat fort contest?

    • Drop Stop Roll

      Epic cat fort, bro.

      • Flipped That Shit

        Epic bro fort, cat.

    • O.o

      Yep… Minecraft.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001019719478 Drew Bolden

      it needs a furry wall

    • Michael

      Just an other day in belgium…

  • Pete_Mitchell

    #17 & #30 MOAR!!!!

    • The Ruiner

      Poop comes out of there

      • Jay

        And blood and babies comes out the vag, so what?

        • Will

          So that's where babies come from…

  • madlyfe


    • thom

      Boy, I imagined Iowa looking different than that.

      • Nick

        I wish Iowa looked like that.

    • sexualniner

      correction, go boobs, go.

    • Dapper_Dave

      GO HAWKS!!

      • Alan

        whoops! i dropped my flag

  • http://www.facebook.com/alex.mcglone Alex McGlone


    Polka dots can get it.

    • Jason

      SD Chivettes need to post more. So many beautiful women in this city!

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        Heard that J. I love this place!

        • adam

          Respect. I live in Pacific Beach. It's nuts. Going to the Von's grocery store on Garnet is like going to a modeling convention. So surreal.

          • PB Local

            Agree – they should charge tickets to Von's….how about Henry's or Trader Joe's around 5 PM with all the girls in their workout clothes buying "healthy food"

            • Pete_Mitchell

              absolutely… i love PB.

          • vhr1904

            To bad almost every girl in PB are dirty. Loose as a goose, as some would say.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=735265116 Ben James Bridge

    so pumped its finally friday.

    • its_friday


    • b-ry


  • Smirnoff

    Subliminal message in #28

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000681927439 Kyle Shubert

      You know you've drank a ton when your beer smiles at you and tells you to fap.

    • sheoncebelieved

      That's Jesus! or at least a closer resemblance to Jesus than the ones people see in their toast

    • Velocifaptor

      Just part of my name….

    • snocone90

      your beer has a pacman eye o.0

      • Email

        It does kind of look like pac-man doesn't it?

    • blahblahblah


  • Cole

    #22 And we have had no incredible achievement since. Mars here we come!

    • jasgat

      Doubt we will see it in our lifetime

    • ilovethechive

      I have learned to fap equally well with both hands, now that's and incredible fucking achievement.

    • Napoleon C4

      I would hardly say that installing a near permanent space station in orbit is "no incredible achievement." It takes incremental steps. Now that space exploration is being pushed more toward the private sector, I expect many more incredible achievements, including routine travel to space for the common man. It will mirror man's exploration of the new world…

      • its_foreplay

        Does the ISS do cool shit that we can watch on TV? No. Not an incredible achievement then.

      • Vlad

        lol…no…its gonna be either China, Russia or India who pushes space travel forward. The private sector usually does nothing that benefits mankind if it can't make someone lots of money.

        • Wait What?

          The private sector makes lots of money for people because what they do benefits mankind. What communist planet are you from?

    • commodoresixtyfour

      wtf are you talking about? we beat the russians in hockey!

      • Rong Time

        20+ years ago, so true though.

        • Vitali

          the Soviets won gold in the winter Olympics Ice hockey 7 times ๐Ÿ™‚

          • Lenin and the kids

            Cool story, comrade.

          • yep

            When you get up over 2500 total medal count like the U.S., let us know.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Chance11or Jeff Chancellor-Neely

    #24 #30 #33 #37
    Have fun being hot

    • http://www.facebook.com/PatrickBlair1 Patrick Blair

      i think this just broke the internet, cant stop looking o.O

    • jayhawker38

      I know, I caught myself salivating. I seriously need to get laid.

    • Vote for Pedro

      Thanks Sam ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • _GTO_

    #33 taste the rainbow

    • Kenai

      share the rainbow http://sharetherainbows.com/

    • canitfatso

      ohhh sure noone's made that joke, totally original. unexplored territory — a pioneer is what you are. you are so cool

    • jayhawker38

      NOM NOM NOM lol

  • Nick_FTW

    #4 Go Hawks

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=769235386 Colin J. Schrader

      Anyone know who this is?

  • Shockwave

    #7 Got to love Lauren. Sense of humor and HOT.
    #37 a fitting end to the DAR in HQ. ๐Ÿ˜€

  • Greg

    #4 Is this Heaven….cause I'm pretty sure it's not Iowa.

  • https://www.facebook.com/christian.linenko Christian Linenko

    #37 Thanks for another great week you guys are the shit.

  • medtxpack

    #4 clearly in Iowa….

    • zachinacubicle

      If you've been there you know it's only good when your gone.

  • TheRyan5

    #24 Happy Friday to you too chivette Sam!

    • stonyjoe

      soo sexy!!

    • moar

      sam … i think we need some moar.

  • eat balls, internet!

    dammit. i thought i was over her, but then . . . #7

    • Lev

      A man is only over L.G. when she decides it, and it appears that time is not now.

      • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

        That is the funniest comment I have ever read in my entire life. EVAR. ๐Ÿ™‚

        Thanks for making my Friday lev (and eat balls)!

        • http://www.gfys.org/ toby

          Whores gonna whore. Oh and my ip address is 168.212.226.

          • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

            I already knew it, thanks though. ๐Ÿ˜‰

            • IP Detective


        • Lev

          It's what I do. The first part, anyway.

  • Verbal_Kint

    Great end to a great week.
    #14 Tonight!

    • Çreep

      #37 I agree

    • Drink

      It would be a good way to start a Monday morning.

      • Verbal_Kint

        Or, start at 5pm and continue THROUGH Monday morning…

      • http://BeerAndStupidity.blogspot.com/ BeerAndStupidity

        Been there, done that.

    • Brian of Nazerath

      A slow tuesday

      • joe

        PFFFFT!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome to breakfast in Canada!

  • Kodos

    Rainbow kneesocks.. underboob.. we have a winner!

    • Fucking Yawn

      Hey you guys managed to go an entire other DAR post without any funny and/or original commentary. This seems like the new standard.

      • its_forge
      • switch_24

        seems like trolling is a new standard for you

        • b-ry

          …..really? that's the best you could do?

          • Trolligator

            Nor is it a "new" standard for me. Trolling the Chive proudly since 2002.

            • canitfatso

              for nine years? one website, you've been complaining for nine straight years, a place that you seem to detest, yet come back again and again – for nine years. am i getting this right? because as it stands, it looks more pathetic than boast-worthy.

              • Founded 2008

                Yeah, I practically fucking own the place at this point, amirite?

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