Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

  • hater

    #48 best for last!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Norma Stitz, so worth googling…

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • United States of ME

        that joke was old the first time you did it…just saying

        • Shoop

          And it wasn't really a joke. Get some new material, cunty.

          • Wut

            Lol "cunty"

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          So what? You Chivers are googling her so much she'll be in this year's top 10!

          – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
          — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

          • Cyberfunker

            OK, Paul…or is it Paula? I mean Pee Wee?…my apologies is that there are so many personalities inside your empty skull, that i don't know to who I'm replying here. Anyway I just wanted to say…FUCK OFF YOU CRAZY BITCHHOLE!!!!! and the rest of your stupid personalities too!

      • its_forge

        Jesus it's like being trapped in a bad vaudeville show

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Welcome to the Hotel California
          Such a lovely place

          – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
          — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

          • jayhawker38

            If you like a girl, pee in her butt.

          • Paulo

            I'm a little late, but I love you, Paula! Keep being you.

      • PoonJammer

        #48 I want to lick her butt.

        • duke

          also very old….

      • Gullible

        Wellll….. Turns out "Norma Stitz" is just a huge nasty black woman… Yay for me

    • oX_Animal_Xo

      Sheer goodness!

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      YAY Hot chicks!

    • ilovethechive

      Breast for last?

    • steve

      Kate Upton from Sports Illustrated photo shoot


    • LoveGifs

      Hey Paula this isn't ebaumsworld. Take that shit over there…not on theChive you cunt.

    • Allen


  • medtxpack

    could be first, dont care….DAR!!!

    • TylerV

      Who else is naked at the moment? I can't be the only one…

      • Email

        I am not naked but wish I were. I shall live, vicariously, through you.

      • AICen

        yeah i'm naked

        • derka

          Be calm and chive on with no clothes on!

    • llano2

      Will never be first on DAR. I'm going to look at it before running down here and posting first.

      • medtxpack

        exactly why i posted what i post. i hate seeing that "first" bullshit everyday. lets be honest why we are all here, DAR it up….

        • DWD

          The best way to do that, is to just post a comment and not refer to it at all.

          • medtxpack

            your argument is invalid.

            • Belshmelish

              The rioter in number 38 is black. What a surprise!

  • disturbed

    Mud – it's what's for dinner

    • disturbed

      Meant to add #1 Keep calm – Chive on.

  • dougie

    #1… I want to join! and #48 is just the best picture ever!

  • Slacker

    A week off and now too much Chive to cacth up on. Good thing not much work at work today.

    • Archo

      Cool history, Herdotus.

  • keithp420

    #21 suddenly, I am very thirsty…

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You know who to google…

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • Sheauwn Kuntery

        I googled your mom, last night, Trebeck.

    • Observation

      Milk was a good choice.

    • ru5h11

      The only bath water I'd drink

    • MBChiver

      Cristina Del Basso – Enjoy that google search

      • USAF

        Holy shit! Fire Fox now allows you to highlight a name (Cristina Del Basso), right click and select "Search Google…"

        Sorry if thats not new, but it is to me! Fuck ya…

        • Spivias

          you can do that with chrome for a long ass time now…..

        • Spec Ops

          The USAF. Behind on technology since inception.

    • dougie


    • snocone90

      I'm just gonna cut out the middle man for you….


      ….FAP away friends….

  • Mark



    • Rutherford Ellsworth

      What a gorgeous girl. I would be a gentleman for an entire day, for just a kiss on the cheek.

      • http://www.facebook.com/Cheeselea Chelsea GoddessDivine Foulk

        You sound like a raging homo.

        • Rutherford Ellsworth

          And you, my dear, sound like you're out of the kitchen – for some unfathomable reason. Run along before Rutherford gonna have to slap a bitch, and my pimp hand is rather strong.

        • The Boyfriend

          Chelsea, did you forget to take your PMS meds again? God, I am so embarrassed. This is why we can't go places together.

    • Indeed

      I'd love to take her out for an ice cream cone and a cup of coffee!

      • Bluto

        Why don't you just get together and eat a bunch of caramels?

    • Smithsonian

      Behold, for such a wondrous beauty I would move moutains!

    • SHooooooot

      I'd hit it like Evander Holyfield after getting his ear bitten off.

    • Neanderthal

      Dat ass.

    • ROK247

      i would politely request her fathers permission to escort us to an afternoon picture show.

    • Email

      I would bring her flowers and ask her if I may hold her hand as we walk through the park.

    • Fapasaurus

      I'd look softly into her eyes, hanging on her every word, as she tells me about her day, chiming in with support when appropriate and smiling at how wonderful she is. "Tell me more, my love." I'd say.

    • Leann #6

      These comments totally made my day. Thanks for the love. You are all gentlemen and scholars. 🙂

      • Anonymous

        No no, thank YOU for the lovely photo!

  • MikeOmment

    #48 Oh my!

  • disturbed

    Oops. #1 should have went with that. My bad.

    • Bantstick

      So now you posted two fucking useless comments.

      • disturbed

        Yes but not intentionally. This post was a replied to the other – not supposed to be seperate comments. At least I'm not out here spamming bullshit. Calm dowm.

        • Facebook

          No, you.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Just saying: if Gandalf had used a jetpack he would have easily beaten the Balrog at the bridge of Khazad-dûm.

    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • sheoncebelieved

      If Rosanne used condoms you wouldn't have been born.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Still… someone needs to photoshop what I just said and upload it for the DAR!

        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

        • None

          Doesn't matter, still nerds.

        • derka

          u need a new profile pic, that one is old.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Wel…. I DO look quite a bit younger in my profile pic, but then again… doesn't every girl do that?

            – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
            — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • Malkintosh22

      Or if he had a squadron of F15 fighter jets that made several bombing runs. LOL JK the jets suck.

    • Logan

      i totally get the need for you to keep your rep as the dumbest bitch ever, but seriously you are giving women worldwide a bad name. you should probably keep most of the acinine things that pea brain of yours comes up with to yourself.

  • sheoncebelieved

    #21 the hell with you Chive for making me wait an extra 30 mins for this.!

    • Mister H.


      • Foosbah


    • Çreep

      I was gonna say "chive why did you make me stare at this for 30 mins".

  • sarcasm

    #26 …. as proved by #27

    • disturbed

      That looks like it is really pretty on the inside!

  • zdrake13

    #39 > #40

    • ROK247

      they got the two important details spot-on.

    • Trez


      • HUH?

        my take…….. starlet who is hung up on herself and probly has never ridden a bike before with hours of make-up and wardrobe vs. a pretty good looking average girl who can probly ride a bike better than most men and hold her own in a fist fight and has not a speck of make-up on. i will take the stunt double. bet she chives………..

        • http://twitter.com/estebancamacho @estebancamacho


        • Dr_StrangePants

          i fear you overlooked the stunt double's double assets

        • hMMMM

          and she shops at Trader Joe's. Probably needs high quality foods after a day of badassness.

    • MOAR!!, i says

      hot stunt double is hot

    • That Guy

      The Most Overrated Women of 2011, 12 Anne Hathaway

      Fame does not equal sexiness (see Portman, Natalie and Watson, Emma). And the willingness to go from playing in kids movies to suddenly taking your top off in flicks also doesn’t equate to sexiness (though I am all for that sort of thing). The problem comes when people rate celebs like Anne (ranked 9 by Askmen and 7 by Maxim) ahead of goddesses like Adriana Lima. Couple that with an Oscar hosting performance that was the very definition of “tryhard” and you’ve got a recipe for contempt.

      • Wade Wilson

        You wanna know how I know you're gay?

        • Wade Wilson

          Comparing Actresses to models is a pretty flimsy argument. I guess you're just an extremely superficial, shallow douchebag, but that's ok. Your mother still loves you. She tells me all the time, and it really bothers me bcause I asked he politely to stop bringing you up during sex.
          But in all seriousness, if you think that models are so much hotter/better than all these attractive actresses you have a serious fucking problem bro. But thank you for making me like myself more.

          • Foosbah

            lol you're such a cantankerous douche.

    • http://twitter.com/robotinside @robotinside

      #39 is also a stunt double. Anne was wearing shorts throughout that whole sequence off to the side.

      • whatnow

        Stunt doubles HOORAY

    • Wade Wilson

      They are both the stunt double. CHIVE FAIL.

      • whatnow

        Which makes it all the easier to pick between actress and double.

    • Grendel

      Who doesn't have a stunt double? Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Mickie James, Katie Lea Burchill. It may be scripted, but those chicks can take a bump. Empty the area and turn off the cameras, and Misses Hathaway, Watson, et.al. would be acting Quasimodo next week.
      Stunt chicks are hot.

    • crazydog

      the stunt double in #40 looks like emily blunt

  • Observation


  • http://twitter.com/danlundberg1 @danlundberg1

    #48 DAR never lets me down

  • That Guy

    #30 dude… it looks better on a woman.

    • MikeOmment

      Can't tell if direct fail or trying-to-be-funny fail.

      • That Guy

        a little of both i think.

    • jtease

      You're doing it wrong.

      • That Guy

        ya that's what i should have said.

        • wsthstr

          Yes, because it's so fresh and funny when someone say that.


    • hMMMM

      had to shame LBI, didn't you.

  • Token Black Chiver


  • sheoncebelieved

    #27 those boobs are missing nipples

    • BigPoker

      That's 'cause it's an ass.

      • Dr_StrangePants

        You Would Know

        I kid, welcome to the Chive

    • James

      Damn! is #27 > #48….YES, YES IT IS!

    • Çreep

      i noticed that, i dont know about you but i'd still motorboat it.

  • frank

    #23, #24

    one Argyle sock, one black sock, black shoes, jorts, boxers hanging out under jorts.

    it wasn't worth $100, not even close

    • disturbed

      Turning the usually cool intern into a huge dork at a major hot chick filled event? Priceless.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1203540143 Josh Haddix

        Being the intern for thechive at a major hot chick filled event is priceless.

    • JpJ

      I think that is what Scumbag Steve does to his interns too.

    • jdust

      Bet he still got laid!

    • Spivias

      is it just me or they made him looking kinda hipster-ish

    • chim richels

      Actually met John and Emily (and the other sister – the ginger!) there that day. Casey Moran's on Saturday after the Cubs/Reds game.

      Ironically enough, you guys are sitting at the exact table (upstairs deck) that we at lunch at before the game.

      Saw all that jorts tomfoolery.

      FYI – while you were doing that, there was a pretty good fight downstairs by the front bar. Guy pushing another guy in a wheelchair was trying to get through. One dude wouldn't move out of the way. Another guys says 'hey dumbfuck, get out of the way and let wheelchair guy through'. 'Fuck you' back and forth ensues. First guy clocks second guy. Fun.

      My wife was on crutches – what a clusterfuck trying to get through there!

  • Mark



    • disturbed

      I think she was a big brother UK chick. That video is everywhere but I don't remember her name.

      • http://theadventuresofjim.wordpress.com/ theAdventuresOfJim

        Cristina Del Basso – italian big brother

  • Lucas

    I like Chive because DAR

  • hahah

    ever take a big shit and only had to wipe once? great day.

    • sarcasm

      YES, thank you. It seems like such an accomplishment when it happens

    • Duties

      Trademark 'Ghost'. When your shit slips away down the pipes and no wiping necessary. Best. Feeling. Ever.

    • Observation

      Now if only those damn scientists could figure out how to do it every time. What the fuck are we paying them for, finding cures for diseases?

      • wsthstr

        Eat toilet paper after every meal and you never have to wipe…..it's the bees knees

        • Fapasaurus

          So wait, do I eat the toilet paper or bees' knees?

        • Lolol

          It's as basic as eating ice cream after a bowl of extra spicy chili

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #2 I LOL'd

    • Tool

      Tool story bro.

    • Tdub66

      GernBlansten……Steve Martin ROCKS!!

  • sheoncebelieved

    #44 motorboat WIN!!!!!!! dream come true

    • llano2

      I guess that is from Wilford.

      • disturbed

        It is. Awesomely twisted show.

      • blah


    • Facebook

      From now on, you are limited to only 1 comment on the first page. Anything over that and I will have to charge you.

    • Chris Hansen

      Yay WIlfred. One of the most twistedly funny shows on television right now.

      • al.

        You should see the original Ozzie version, especially the episode where wilfred visits his father 😉

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

      If you have not checked out this show yet you are missing out. It is dark, twisted and dirty humor all mixed into huge ball of awesome.

  • Pooper


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