Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • first time

    first!

    • RobBroad4th

      And I'm the first but not last person to think you're kind of a tard.

    • http://thechive.com/ Joe

      i second that…

    • mooseknuckle907

      Motion passes. First time, you are here by declared…"ahem," a ri-tard

    • AGM

      Give this a thumbs up if you think Chive should delete any "First!" comments

      • Lame

        This isn't youtube

        • jdb

          Thumbs up!!

  • sarcasm

    #2 Good morning wood too

    • sarcasm

      Hopefully this holds us over until HUMP DAR

    • http://www.gfys.org/ obvious

      Good morning whores.

      • Ha.Ha.

        I can tell whores when I see them….these girls don't look like whores. They seem like they would be teasing, liberal-arts prudes.

    • Çreep

      you in the middle,good mornin' to you.

    • thrillho

      Find the two in the middle! Sha-wing!

    • BleedC&B

      Is this at Lake of the Ozarks?

    • ssss

      FIND HERS!!

      • Foosbah

        find yourself a way to get laid.

  • alexri

    #10 Thor had a hammer and was great, this dude has a food-tray and is awesome

    • Teddyplus1

      Captain America at his day job

    • piledriven

      I smell a lawsuit.

    • Mark

      Cant stop watching this

    • Yani

      Epic comment hahahaha

  • beau du matin

    #2 would get me to rise and shine any day!

    • Ha.Ha.

      3rd from the left!

    • zzzz

      3, 4 and 5 (from left)

      • Will

        MOAR!!

  • http://www.voiceforanychoice.com voiceforanychoice

    Who's got 2 thumbs and approves of #2? This guy. #5

    • Asdfghjkl

      Where can you find this tie?

  • http://thechive.com/ Joe

    HAHA i love this stuff!!

    #13

    • MonkeyMadness

      What is it?

      • NatroXz

        Cheeeeeeese 🙂

      • shgall

        bacon flavored cheese spread

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1621087124 Nick Anderson

          haha Swedish!
          great county.

          • http://twitter.com/Kristert @Kristert

            Dude, it's Norwegian!

      • Red Rabbit

        its the Bacon "official sound track"

    • toffdeezy

      REKEOST for life!

  • herein the city

    its not morning in in NY yet

    • http://www.gfys.org/ obvious

      #4 Anytime is good to see a Chivette. Dylan is the one in pink.

      • Guesty

        ^ ding ding ding. and the winning commenter, and still heavyweight comment champion of the woooorrrrlllldddddd, ooobbbbvvviiiooouuuuussssss!

      • The Dude

        best comment of the day. bar-none. and you can tell the second one in front is a chivette as well 'cause the face is cropped out.

  • outsider

    #17 yeah he MIGHT have that money from saving it all -_-

    • panama99

      Nice kid, nice letter. Lesson learned, please keep your wallet in your pocket.

      I am glad he got it back.

    • Spank the Monkey

      Sorry but who the fuck give a 7 year old $300 and sends them to 7-11. Could'ev left the little fucker in the car for free.

  • alexri

    Bear week somehow seems more interesting than shark week after seeing #21 & #22

    • Ha.Ha.

      I think Shark Week is just a little played out. Don't get me wrong, it's awesome, but it's now a week of 'How I Survived a Fatal Shark Attack'.

      • jdb

        The bad part about shark week is that if you actually watch the Discovery channel all those shows are re-runs. Not DC, spend some on new shows instead of all adverts.

    • Çreep

      i think #21 was going to black bear diner for some grub.

    • Hikerdude

      Bear Week would actually be amazing. A Grizzly Bear is more impressive to me than a great white, especially since the bears are on land that I inhabit and like to hike on.

  • PALMER

    #2 GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING CHIVETTES! =D

    Rise and HUMP!

    • http://www.gfys.org/ detective

      Whore Overload !!

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter
  • http://thechive.com Mr_Zambu

    #7 height of insecurity!

    • INBSFDOi

      yep. probably chivettes.

    • JAS

      shouldn't it be "poor woman's" not "poor man's?"

      • IronEagle119

        No, no it should not. Who forks out the cash when it's time to upgrade…

  • Catence

    #7 – Poor girl…god I love what the dear lord gave us FLBP….

    • theweathermansaliar

      God I love the girls who desperately draw attention to themselves on internet forums.

  • PALMER

    BTW # 17 Just made my day THAT much BETTER!

    AWESOME
    !

    • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

      epic failure

      • TheBoris

        #17

  • MikeOlmos

    #2 Good Morning? Its midnight in southern California.

    • tropsmurf

      Good afternoon from Australia

    • DweebsterDeluxe

      Yet we're both up Chivin'…amazing isn't it?

    • steve

      the world doesn't revolve around so-cal pal

      • MikeOlmos

        I never said it did, Bro. Beside the chive's office is located in Venice, CA.

  • ZachBob

    #20 in HQ for a wallpaper, please.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000681927439 Kyle Shubert

      I second this!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000829687118 Cedric Schlosser

      That was my first thought when I saw this one..

    • falacer

      Here here must have this in HQ!

    • Dylan

      agreed!

  • Ros

    #13 they also have a shrimp flavor- tasty

    • NatroXz

      It´s not that wierd, I eat it all the time.
      Lot´s of diffrent tastes….

      • Remus

        What about the one with Whisky and Blue Cheese?. mmmm goody. Sweden ftw 😀

        • NatroXz

          It´s not that wierd, I eat it all the time.

          The blue cheese one is exelent on gingerbread !! 🙂

        • TVjoker

          This is Norwegian cheese

        • http://www.facebook.com/ruubs Ruben Storholm

          its from norway (:

          • hMMMM

            it's actually from Finland

  • tropsmurf

    #17
    Great it was returned but the pricks shouldn't have stolen it in the first place

    • NAACP

      Why is this little asshole carrying around $300 in cash? Get a savings account you little moron.

      • Ha.Ha.

        Including the gift cards. It's really not that much money, if the kid's been saving for years…

      • Tim

        Maybe he is dealing drugs, that would make sense.

    • oX_Animal_Xo

      Sorry, I wouldn't let my 9 year old carry around that much… $10 maybe, but $300? Really?

      • bob

        my thought exactly maybe 20 bucks are fine too but 300? kids today seem to have alot more money then back in my days…

  • MigraineBoy

    #18 And some people wondr why there's a financial crisis coming…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000065552192 Seth Schueler

      yes, we need stricter regulations on pop tart cat cartoons. Brilliant!

    • red

      I think that's at Ubisoft Montreal, so it's sort of work related

      • Fred

        actually it's a pixel art war between Ubisoft Paris and a BNPP building (BNPP is a french bank)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=545403343 Ryan White

    #2 I love the smell of plastic surgery in the morning

    • http://www.gfys.org/ truth

      Left to right – Gonorrhea ,syphilis,Crabs,chlamydia,,Herpes and scabies.

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #20 I'd take a trip overseas to the Sahara Desert just to view this. Can you say, the new big game to hunt? Quick! Get me my lightsaber!

  • HeyJewed

    #2. No, no, yes, yes, yes, no

    • JustinFL

      I doubt you'd know what to do with any of these girls, so don't be picky bitch!

      • HeyJewed

        I know exactly what to do… I'd probably just prematurely ejaculate before i got the chance

    • tropsmurf

      let me guess you're a tits man

      • TheBoris

        or a gay man, just saying.

        • Foosbah

          'cause you're so experienced with gay men you can sense one over the internet?

          • TheBoris

            Precisely.

    • Not Again

      I'll take the girl on the far right, you can have the others…..

      • Ha.Ha.

        Different strokes for different people. For me, she'd dead last in that group….by a mile.

        • HeyJewed

          I agree. 5,4,2,1,3,6

        • Jason

          4, 3, >>> 5, 2, >>>> 1, 6

    • Kodos

      you lie

  • Patrick

    #9 Is that guy's hair flipping us off?

    • reb3

      That has to smell like a burnt turd

  • fakefrank0002

    #19 Hay look, a please mug me backpack. Try not attracting attention to what you might have in the bag by having it look like a million bucks cash.

    • Tim

      Open carry will solve the problem you have with this bag.

  • bbqboobs

    #6 Call of Duty: Fat Ops

    • http://www.gfys.org/ truth teller

      Your Average Chiver.

      • NAACP

        Your average troll

        • The Chivery

          No, he's right. Except that guy probably gets more sex than the average Chiver.

          Chive on!

    • Stevo

      I'd follow him into hell I would.

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