How did Russia ever make it into space?

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  • equalizermax

    Where's the Russian mail order bride pictures?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      On russian mail order bride sites?

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • Kaos

      I second that request

    • BoobieWatcher

      #20 Silly…Thats where.

    • ChiverBU

      Not to be a bore, but almost all the girls on that site are actual prostitutes who barely resemble the women in the pictures. The pictures belong to random women from around Russia, Ukraine etc.

  • Woot

    1st!

    • Ha!

      Waaamp…. waaamp….waaaaa

    • Stan

      No you weren't faggot.

    • Mister H.

      haha idiot…

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    "How did Russia ever make it into space?"

    On foot?

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • Jay

      or something like that….

    • trying too hard

      the dumbest comment yet. you know you don't have to post something just for the sake of it.

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        Yeah. Yeah she does.

        • no she doesnt!

          if it makes sense ya…but that comment was just dumb.

          • A killer whale

            Paula started off as really annoying then moved to quite funny but has now re-entered the annoying phase.

            • Monk

              I seemed to have missed Paula's funny phase…

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              It's because I miss Lauren (<3) right meow…
              http://bit.ly/fTtVEr

              Hugs,
              Paula
              – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
              — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

              • cry baby

                wa wa wa. go see her then…and stop posting shitty comments.

                • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                  Can't, entire Coast Guard is cockblocking me… 😥

                  Hugs,
                  Paula
                  – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
                  — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

                  • Jim

                    ya what happened?! you need to re-up on whatever you were taking that made you funny for a while

                    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                      It's the other way round; I'd have to get off the medication.

                      Hugs,
                      Paula
                      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
                      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

                  • cry baby

                    yea that one guy posting as 'coastguard' who defends her is a douche bag.

    • fuck u Jeter

      That 1 sucked P

    • WirelessCable

      My first reply to Paula, I wonder if I should be scared… but here goes! *russian accent* In Soviet Russia, space travels to you! We Russians smart, we bring space to planet earth! Much safer dat way.

      • The_Dood

        Meh, still better than Paula's though.

    • Trolladex

      I guess you had to be there…

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Fuck off y'all… closing in on my 2,000th comment, they can't all be gems. THAT, and you guys usually don't get it.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        Clicks on the following link so far: 5,570 http://bit.ly/fTtVEr

        • Trolladex

          Umadbeingofnondescriptgender?

        • WirelessCable

          We feel the love 😉 You've got some 50 comments to go right? If it's any consolation, I got your joke

    • Mister H.

      yeeeee, on foot…….

    • Vegeta

      They sure as hell beat the US there 😛

    • Evariste

      How they made it into space? Like some douche would say, "First!"

  • JIm

    3rd!

    • penguin slayer

      almost jim. try again tomorrow;)

  • Anonymous

    1 and 31 are in greece…

  • canuckkkky

    1 and 31 are in greece…greek writing lawl

    • Michel

      most of them aren't in Russia…
      We'll just go with it for humor's sake…

      • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

        That kinda says something about America's global outlook right there…

        • Flicka

          Cyrillic all looks the same to me O_o

          • WirelessCable

            Russian is like Greek to me! *ba-dum-tiss*

          • Bart

            Except Cyrillic isn't Greek, they are two completely different alphabets, with some similarities.

            • TITO

              Cyrillic, Greek and Latin all have similarities between them

              • Vegeta

                so does English, French, German and Spanish…that doesn't make them the same

                • Perdurabo0

                  Those are languages, not alphabets.

            • Perdurabo0

              Nope, Cyrillic is based on the Greek alphabet, with more letters.

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #21 In Soviet Russia, iPhone 5 hits the market..

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      NO!! In Soviet Russia, market hits iPhone!!

  • BARTMAN

    Just wow!

  • saucypants

    #4 That's how they made it into space.

    • jabber

      #7 #20 #22 #25
      I'm not convinced this isn't Mississippi…

    • EZEE

      Actually – the Russian's Nazi scientists acted more quickly than our Nazi scientists. Their Nazi scientists, however, had issues making larger rockets, so where our Nazi scientists made it to the moon, the Russians rocket blew up.

      Yes – we used Nazi scientists – Werner Von Braun – chief guy in charge of Hitler's V-2 program.

      • http://www.abc-of-yoga.com/ The Guru

        your right about Werner, but who were the "Russian Nazi Scientist" you are referring to ? :-S lol sue your school for bad history lessons lol

  • peter

    Sad thing – they are the only country that can put a man in orbit now!

    • fake

      you mean the only ones that have…the first attempt by the US was a made in a Hollywood basement remember

      • A killer whale

        I am a killer whale and I laugh at your ignorance of the moon landings.

        • That Guy

          FUCKING hilarious.

    • penguin slayer

      what about china!

      • Eddie

        Fuck China.

        • watch out

          careful now…they're sleeping giants.

          • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

            They aren't sleeping….

            • b-ry

              you mean their eyes aren't closed?

              • Eddie

                Lmfao

              • http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

                no, they just see in widescreen only

    • David

      America CAN put a man in orbit. They just choose not to spend a half a billion dollars just to see what happens when a supermodel farts in zero gravity.

      • sarcasm

        right….they choose to spend their money wisely.

        • Bart

          Almost got me here!

  • MigraineBoy

    #4 this should give you a clue.

  • beer

    #2 #4 #19 #40 #45

    Doing it right.

    • beer

      Oops. secon one was supposed to be #14

  • CCC

    #26 is not from russia…

    • Avery

      This is in Prague, yeah?

      • CCC

        yes

        • Mister H.

          nor #31 think is greece…

  • Phil McKracken

    Yuri Fucking Gagarin in his rocket ship!

  • oX_Animal_Xo

    I thought #26 was a cool idea!

  • the_junglist

    #11 Screw your monkey butlers! I want a Grizzly Bear Servant.

    • arTee

      Find Her!

    • Bud

      #22 i want this bike

    • http://www.goodadvice.co.za CalculatedRisk

      Can't tell if it's the same brand, but here in SA, we've got a brand of vodka called Russian Bear. Cheapest, nastiest, purest guarantee of a hangover you can buy.

  • Insidious1

    #38

    I assume its more "eco-friendly"…?

    • GK-4

      There a LOT of hot Russian Cops

  • mel

    #37 Good evening officer. What seems to be the problem?

    • wurstbrot

      looks like the Bremer Stadtmusikanten

    • 6655321

      I forget what movie that's from. Saw it awhile ago too.

  • theweathermansaliar

    #18 wut.

    • Ball

      in Soviet Russia, canned fish eat you

    • kevalo5

      haha Chicken noodle crocodile

    • Wargasm313

      Seems legit, probably taste good with a dash of tabasco sauce and some salt and pepper

  • Insidious1

    #20 could quite possibly be a "redneck" russain…. She TOTALLY fits in with the Mullet thread from today

    • Vasya

      They actually do have "rednecks" in Russia. More than you think, since the vast majority of what people know about Russian culture stems from life in either Moscow or St. Petersburg, while the rest of the country is barely civilized.

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      did someone beat that poor thing with a bag of soap bars?? holy shit.

  • Kaos

    it's not worst than what you see american doing, so its fair enough

    • wickedjack

      What's worse is Russia is run by the professional pedophiles of the RBN. The entire country is populated exclusively by racist degenerate gangsters.

      • Vegeta

        uh……no……go away with your ignorance

        • Salute My Shorts

          Vegeta 1 – Ignorance 0

  • alexri

    #26 I wonder what happens when the light turns red

    • Pete

      People come up the stairs. Its too narrow for people to walk both ways.

      A bit overkill for the problem, but pretty neato all the same.

    • Hans

      [quote]I wonder what happens when the light turns red [/quote]

      You wait. It's not that hard to grasp…

  • Çreep

    wtf is goin on with #25, did his mom stop buyin him clothes at the age of 7?

    • HankVatican

      Moose knuckle much?

    • dude69love

      Man, that Bendan Fraser put on a few pounds !!
      :p

    • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

      I'm not sure? But, she's got a huge cock.

    • http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

      Everyone used to laugh at how Michael Myers's dressed him until one day he decided to get even…

  • https://www.facebook.com/Cbarksfullout Chris Barks

    #24 WTF!?!? Very scary.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      After 30 ALL russian women are like this. Care to reconsider that russian mail order bride meow?

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • DaddyD

        I have this theory that there is a machine somewhere in Moscow that takes the tall thin young women and squishes them into the short fat older ones. A few escape, but most Russian women are forced to submit to the machine between the ages of 35 and 40.

        That is actually the most logical explanation for what I have seen on my trips to Moscow.

      • imayadatty

        A guy I work with did the whole mail order bride thing…she was very good looking…way too good for him….she got a set of fake boobies and then left him. Which on second thought happens to most guys when they buy their wives boobies

    • Steve

      Not a Russian. Obviously a Pole.

      • OBVIOUSLY.

        OBVIOUSLY.

        • EZEE

          OBVIOUSLY (keep it going)

          • just stop

            OBVIOCCCCC—COMBO BREAKER!!!

            • OBVIOUSLY

              OBVIOUSLY.

              • Neo

                fag

    • Doc

      The log she is carrying looks to weigh 80-90 lbs. The logs we use in the Navy (This pic shows BUD/S candidates, but other schools use them, I used one when I first became a Corpsman) normally weigh about 800 lbs, and log PT can last for several hours on end…but it's still a funny picture.

      • whirrrrr

        Only an idiot can't make excuses.

        • Perv

          Yeah, you try lifting either log.

  • Insidious1

    #33
    Global warming… ..? I beg to differ…

    • Perv

      "Global warming" is misleading. Global climate change would have been a better phrase but I guess the one we're stuck with sounds scarier. It does give naysayers an easy "out" everytime they see a picture like this or we have a cold winter, however.

    • QWERTY

      i really don't care what it is. But I'm doing this the first chance i get.

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