Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

Sorry guys, the picture order got scrambled there for a second. I hate it when my Schartz get twisted!

  • gentleman25

    Awesome #22

    • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

      This kitty is remarkably pretty. I don't even usually like cats, but I want this fucking cat.

      • gentleman25

        it is funny that pic of the cat too but i posted the wrong one :-/ lol, let's blame my internet connection for now.

      • http://thechive.com Mr_Zambu

        wheres the kitty? its a guy doing a somersault bowling…

        • gentleman25

          i know my post dint download completely when i post my comment and ended up putting #18 and then changed it, but anyway that kitty is remarkably pretty as the lady said.

        • max-pow

          The kitty is a ninja…

        • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

          Yes, well it *was* the picture of the cat, but now I just look silly 😛

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      Eddy Gordo bowling

  • gentleman25

    and not a fuck was given that day #2

    • zACH

      holy fuck…… ITS FUCKIN TUESDAY

      • gentleman25

        holy fuck…… YOUR RIGHT

  • Jim

    damnit, stop changing the pics …. it was pic #16

  • theederv

    #5 FIND HER!!

    • Frank M

      #5. I want to apply for that f**king job.

      • The_Dood

        Screw the water. That's what the tongue is for dude, be a man!

        • OEirr

          shut up. you honestly sound like the biggest goddamn tool.

        • JewJube

          "no shit, brah! i'll toungue-pat the kitty after swigging back some brewskies first. now hold me steady while i tap this keg so my collar stays popped, bro".


          • HeyJewed

            You have a weird name….

      • nicky b

        Job title "Get the sand outta her vag boy"

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=591747781 Erich Backhus

        Wanna be the water…

    • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

      Uh no. I believe that is Victoria's Secret model, Candice Swanepoel.

      • Ateka

        And I believe you are right.

      • jason
      • http://www.tumblr.com/apollorockit Apollo!

        Okay Rachael your blog is awesome. You've got a new fan.

        • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

          Haha, thanks!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000045240997 Stefan Dumitru

      Pussy on fire :)))

      • max-pow

        where is the cat?

    • lolol

      must've overheated, needs to cool-off

    • joe

      that is the victoria secret model

  • DanFromDetroit

    #15 I can haz Bible Study?

  • Tim

    #7 "Still had sex…"

    • DanielB

      I think you meant to say "Doesn't matter had sex"

      • Yar

        Still counts…

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      I've had morning after memories that resembled this…..

  • n_kb

    #17 heh heh bikini bottom

    • Ateka

      That girl knows photography.

    • x3n

      Spongebob Square Gap?

      • Juan

        since you're asking, no.

  • The Guy

    Dang. #8

    • purb

      english is not my native language. i dont get it… help me out?

      • Snap

        Definition of 'Gullible': Easily persuaded to believe something…

        • Philipp

          I know what it means. Lulz..

        • _bigdeal

          ok, im a fucking idiot and now im pissed. but please ..please people, stop explaining obvious shit. that is sometimes part of the fun.
          shut up.

        • Ace_Hood


    • guest

      -_- this just made me a bit grumpier this morning

    • Eskylid

      It means … forget it!!

      • Philipp

        Holy crap – tell me! I didn't get it either as englisch aint me native language too. I even had an online dictionary pronounce it for me correctly … but still. I can't figure it out and it drives me crazy ,, | ,,

        • vmax

          Try looking up the definition in your online dictionary…

          • HeyJewed

            I tried looking it up, but it's not in the dictionary….

            • JstevensF

              oldest trick in the book

    • Scumbag Steve

      I nearly fell for it, but was like…no chance.

    • Jmc

      Tried it twice… Then giggled to myself

    • Gooberman

      I bit on it, now i'm sad 😦

    • DaddyD

      So cool! It sounds EXACTLY like "oranges" when I say it.

    • equalizermax

      It's a TRAP!

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        Admiral Ackbar told you the truth didn't he?

  • Hayn

    #5 hmm, i still would….

    • Travis

      Was there any debate??

      • DrROBOTO

        crab fishing

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=545403343 Ryan White

    #8 you didn't get me ya bastards

    • DWD

      Aren't you that kid with AIDS that wanted to go to school in the 80's and then died? Google thyself.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=545403343 Ryan White

        I don't have to google, i heard that shit since i was 5, which is actually kind of awesome, because now no one can google me.

  • beargrylls

    #8 if i say gullible slowly, it doesn't sound like oranges at all.

    • Joe

      You drink your own urine.

    • purb

      i dont get it

    • DanielB

      Try enunciating more your vowels, maybe open your mouth some more. It works for me

    • confused yet frisky

      remove dick, insert foot…………………there ya go sparky.

  • theederv


    • n_kb

      ahah NOT on my part just commented to early..

      • Bob

        That mistake was on me. Whoops

        • dub

          Your name is my name backwards.

  • Guest

    Haters gonna hate!

    • FLHomesteader

      NO NO NO!!!! it is Skaters gonna skate…. __

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        Hmmm, new meme-lette…..

      • Ha.Ha.

        It's bladers gonna blade

    • Red

      it's the chivers chiving.

  • caleb

    #8 yup, hook, line, and sinker…

    • equalizermax

      If you said:
      "chive – probably the best site in the world". It sounds "gullible"…. There, I fixed it…

    • Jethro

      I'm saying it pretty slow… is there, like, a way I should put my tongue…. Roll the "R"…


  • caleb

    #19 An absolute waste of a great double axle trailer. Like a shithead more like it.

    • waryee

      o ya cause they can't make THOSE anymore…

    • Gooberman

      I was gonna defend the guy (cause, i mean, who doesn't like a good 'que) but then, under further review…a grill shaped like a gun…really?

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        He's clearly from Texas, since the lone-star thing is on the gun, which makes the fact that it's a gun ok.

    • JpJ

      Ya, I love me some duble axle trailers.

    • LeMac

      Yes, because holding that grill is the only thing that trailer will ever be able to do again

  • Dan

    #13 Not helping gay rights be accepted at all.

    • trboerger

      gotham did need a new hero …

    • Ukulelemike

      NO, no, really, they're just like anyone else-its not just about sex, right> uh…right?

    • OEirr

      photo from the chive get together.

  • caleb

    #16 seems like the soap dude from the other day took it up a notch!

    • _bigdeal


  • gtga

    reddit was here

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Did they come to steal pics again?

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • http://thechive.com Mr_Zambu

        hang yourself Paula

      • http://www.gfys.org/ truth

        No they came to get their dick wet by you and your mom paula.

  • Just Sayin'

    #8 gu-lli-OH-SHIT-I-TAKE-IT-BACK! 😦

  • trboerger

    #16 Yo Mamma Is Soo Fat ..

    • DanielB

      How fat is she?

      • Mr. T

        Fail!!! Come on now, come up with something original rather than posting what you red on reddit.. trboerger you sir are a failure

  • MigraineBoy

    #1 Double Decker

    • Lowrent75

      Why does an elephant have 4 feet? Because 8 inches isn't enough…badabum.

    • AssClown

      I hope for the sake of the 2 people in front that the elephant doesn't pull out just before the money shot…

      • Nick

        Pictured: elephant not giving a single fuck

  • FloppyRocks

    #17 Spongebob SquareP…?

    • Edsbrain


  • tyler

    i won't remember this tomorrow. you are so awesome chive… thank you

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #16 The Thing?

    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • http://thechive.com Mr_Zambu

      you suck!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Argh, one can trust the average Chiver not to know a good movie.

        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

        • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

          Agreed, a lot of your shtick is funny, but it gets raged on for no reason.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Only by the brainless. And accountants.

            – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
            — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • theederv

      fuck off paula

    • Mr. T

      That's Paula's ice soap

  • maclean

    #6 breakfast or lunch? hmmmmm

    • Nick

      you are doing it wrong!

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000219160779 Teresa Rebecca Cunningham

      Not or, and. Breakfast AND lunch.

      • xxxx


    • hMMMM

      after midnight snack

    • R-Dub

      I cant believe I never thought of this!

    • Oooops

      I can't believe your noob-ass didn't put bacon or ham on it. This was my breakfast 25 years ago.

      • hMMMM

        You know that's called a bacon, egg and and cheese on white, egg over easy. NOOB-ASS

      • hMMMM

        Real veterans (like myself) grill the bread first, flip it, THEN put the ingredients on so that the inside has time to fuuuuuse together.

    • pablo_v


    • http://www.facebook.com/richard.c.rice Richard Rice

      did this at the kitchen at work…perfected

    • kodakkid

      great for hang overs

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