I hate my job (28 Photos)

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  • RatedR401

    #4 about as close at the one in my office to my desk!

    • Tomas

      Yep. The wall right behind my chair at work is the bathroom wall. Not insulated for sound, that's for sure. *sigh*

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #1 Time to "Office Space" that thing…

    • Wantomas

      PC Loadletter?? What the fuck does that mean?!?

    • The_Marc

      Office Space the shit outta that thing!!

    • Woozles

      Replace the fuser, or exit assembly. Problem solved.

      • Dave

        Exit rollers definitely. Early models had a common fault and needed the whole top cover replaced

    • BSmike

      Back up in yo ass with a resurrection, its the crew harder than an erection that shows no affection.

      • jdb

        I heard those lyrics in my head when I saw that. lol

        • _bigdeal

          hold me back hold me back!

      • http://www.facebook.com/MacheteJack Carl R. Evans

        DIE MOTHA FUCKA DIE MOTHA FUCKA
        STEEL TOE

        • BSmike

          Not to be that guy, but I think it's "Still, fool". The name of the song is "Still".

  • confused yet frisky

    #28 I was a bridge worker / cleaner in NYC. i feel your pain

    • RAS

      NO WAY!

      • Garth

        WAY!

    • BigC

      And you do a great job at it. The bow looks awesome. Hats off to all of you guys!!

    • spydermonkey

      Fuck that shit yesterday!

    • https://www.facebook.com/ilya.josefson Ilya Josefson

      They still build buildings this way? Goddamn, I thought we left that behind in the last depression.

    • davoinc

      i dont think i could do it, would turn up with a hangover and fall off

    • CNG

      Do bridgeworkers in the USA get paid well? Construction work in AUS isn't bad money.

      • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

        it depends, but most of the time construction pays enough for a person to live well

  • http://man-lair.com Stafferty

    #17
    Step 1: Dress as the Sweedish Chef
    Step 2: Chase them back
    Step 3: Have a co-worker film it
    Step 4: Get Mauled by geese
    Step 5: Profit

    • Maynard B.

      …ever heard of a shotgun?

    • ROK247

      kick them like funny looking soccer balls. after a couple of times, they won't bother you anymore.

    • crazydog

      If the person posting this pic is a guy, he needs to turn in his man card right away……they're F'ing geese, not rabid 200lb eagles

      • jason_in_pc

        we "had" ducks that would chase my daughter around just down the street for a few weaks.
        turns out my daughter likes ducks, she says they taste like chicken.
        the quiet solution was a $20 blowgun and $5.00 worth of broad head darts at 3am.
        neighborhood old folks who fed them had no clue where they went.

        • guest

          cool story bro

        • Guest

          congrats on the felony if you killed them. The ones in the pic are illegal to kill so if they looked like that the game warden would be pissed

          • jason_in_pc

            read it again dick, i said ducks. the pic above is of geese. and there not protected where i live. also game wardens do not patrol city streets, they tend to stay by woods of some sort.
            but i dont give 2 shits if it was a bald eagle or a white tiger, if its fucking with my daughter its dead.

  • The_Marc

    #9 Day has been made.. Thank You!!

  • junior

    10% unemployment and climbing, and on chive during work hours…I love my job

    • junior

      I mean..I'm not really worth a fuck, I just get off on taking the job from someone else. Lulz.

  • HeyJewed

    And #6 is about to be fired….

    • Joeyk

      "and this is what i do when he's talking over the phone his lousy english.." Pot, have you met kettle?

      • somebloke

        How's your Spanish?

        • Joeyk

          It's mediocre, but I don't talk about how bad my fellow gringoes speak Spanish…

          • retaliation

            From the rest of that sentence, your knowledge of English grammar isn't so stellar either.

            • Joeyk

              Nice catch 🙂 *badly* and *gringos*

      • _bigdeal

        your a cock. he looks perfectly cool and i enjoy that he explains hes mexican and then explains how shitty his boss' english is. the point being, his boss is mexican too and a little fake ass kisser who likes to pretend he can speak english.

        this phenomena i am familiar with. asking a mexican like that "can you speak english?" and you get "yeah" doesnt mean shit lol

        • grammersoviet

          *you're*

        • Joeyk

          I am not a cock, good sir. He accused his boss of speaking lousy English even though he speaks lousy English as well. *If* he lives in Mexico he shouldn't have to speak English but is being a bit hypocritical. That being said, I automatically assume he is cool since he is a fellow Chiver. Still, I don't understand how you assume his boss is an asshole because he attmepts to speak English in a job that may require him to speak English. But we're all Chivers here so let's keep calm and Chive on!

          • richardnoggen

            Joeyk is my hero ❤

  • sixdeadelves

    #13 save the Dr.Pepper!

    • Çreep

      #13 nailed it.

    • BaJezzus

      NO!!! SAVE THAT BEER FIRST!!! then the Dr.Pepper. I'm a pepper you're a pepper…

    • oX_Animal_Xo

      No matter what you save, This…is not going to end well…

    • natedog

      Ah memories. I hate walmart.

      • biafula

        My thought's exactly natedog…

  • Brett Williams

    #28 this the bow in calgary?

    • BigC

      Yes it is.

    • DTrain

      This building is gonna be so badass when it's done

    • Jonny

      Yea

  • billshakes626

    #5 Fuck that! You need to quit right now!

    • _bigdeal

      omg agreed!!! do they not realize that brick used that to kill a guy>??

  • p1babyarm

    #4 Closing the door is too simple, there must be something else…
    #10 You bastards!!!!

    • http://affeslist.com Affe

      I agree, close the door.

  • Big E

    #6 speaking of bad english…

  • A Yank in Britain

    #22, the IT Crowd Rocks!

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #1 PC load letter?? What the fuck does that mean?

    • LuvH8fulChix

      ^ I read that in his voice.
      Back up in your ass with the resurrection.

  • Patrick

    #28 Awesome

  • caleb

    #17 That's a nice gaggle you've got there.

    • Nick

      Damn Canadians.

  • TanMan

    OK Newb question… how do you add the little thumbnail image to your comment??

    • http://www.facebook.com/charlotte.croumie Charlotte Croumie

      Type in # and the number of the post you are commenting on.

      • TanMan

        Thanks!!!

    • therealfail

      Type # then the number.
      Like this #20.

    • yeah dude

      ** without any spaces between # and corresponding numeral

  • Falco09

    #5 Is that you Mr. Tarkanian? Did you muder Scott Jergenson?

    • TanMan

      Nope
      & I still didn't get my question answered either – you must be a politician or a political science major?

      • TanMan

        sorry commented on wrong post

    • Mac the Intern

      Nice Will Ferrel reference.

  • http://www.facebook.com/charlotte.croumie Charlotte Croumie

    #28 I am actually amazed that the bean can hold all ten of you with how big your balls must be 😮

    • MattConlee

      Well it all depends on what type of Beans they are standing on. Some beans have a tough outer shell that can be rather durable, take Fava beans for example, they have a tough outer skin that needs to be removed before cooking. Split peas on the other hand are not very strong being that they have already been split so their stability has been compromised.

    • LuvH8fulChix

      Sadly, many of these men were forced to undergo ball-reduction surgery.

    • Çreep

      im sure a couple of them are suckt up into their stomach.

  • Verbal_Kint

    i love men

    • JERBS

      DE TOOK ARE JERBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • dodiligent

    #11 – this.

  • Donnkins

    #28 Chive on from The Bow, Calgary AB!!!

  • https://www.facebook.com/aaron.way1 Aaron Way

    #28 … thank you, no.

  • Kaptyn Stiphy

    #28….If you were scared, you sure as hell wouldn't be on the iron with me….fly with the eagles pussy!!!

  • VonFlue

    #19

    Guy 1: Looking buff brah!
    Guy 2: Yah brah.
    Guy 1: Whatcha bench?
    Guy 2: 'Bout fitty, fitty-five.

    • Çreep

      lol he said "swull"

    • http://affeslist.com Affe

      I don't think you understand, "swoll" is slang terminology for beefing up the forearms. Common amongst weightlifters who masturbate furiously.

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