Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

  • medtxpack

    What would you do with a million dollars????

    Two Chivettes at once….

    • pablo_v

      you mean besides two chivettes at once?

    • ROK247

      we would eat kraft dinner

      • daveh873

        Of course we would. We'd just eat more.

        Dijon ketchup. Mmm.

    • http://www.gfys.org/ get a life

      Really ? Thats just pathetic.

      • medtxpack

        annnnnnnnnnd….yup! just got word….

        your attempt at humor failed to reach everyone. have a nice day.

        • Crappola

          Who talks like that? Are you 7?

          • medtxpack

            not 7, but old enough to bang your sister, date your mom and marry your grandma.

            • Crappola

              Ohhh snaappp! With lines like that… ALL of that will possible.

              • fail

                Oh Crappola………..
                You just Crapped Out !

            • yup

              did your comeback really include marrying his grandma?!!? I think you might want to think these things out before you posts them, you know it's the internet right? You can take your time.

              • Brutal Deluxe

                Have you seen his grandma? She's got a sweet rack.

        • Ekim

          your attempt at humor failed to reach everyone. have a nice day.

      • IEjew


      • Nardee

        Somebody didn't get the memo.

    • Samir

      I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities.

      • truthserum

        And then you'd both blow up a cafe!

        • truthserumsucks

          Once again your attempt at humor has failed.
          I'll suggest a new hobby.
          Try…………..Spontaneous combustion.

    • DWD

      Why would you need a million dollars. I guarantee it can be done for free. They aren't exactly nuns…

    • Hich

      Chicks dig dudes with money.

      • turkey_snot

        at least the kind of chicks that would double up on a guy like me do

    • Ekim

      Hire some comedians or… smart and witty people, to write comments on the first page of DAR.

      • fail

        Looking for work, are you ?

      • truthserum

        Ekim – I don't know who you are – but I have no idea how you keep getting thumbs-up – you seem like a prick.

        • truthserumsucks

          truthserum – I know who you are – I know how you keep getting thumbs down – you are a prick !

        • Ekim

          Yeah, I'm actually surprised by that myself. I thought I was trolling all this time but lately I have gotten way too many thumbs up. I guess every troll is part, or more, truth. And, yeah, I am a prick, for the record… I prefer asshole, though. Your mom says hi.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Ben.Bossman.McCue Benjamin H McCue

      lol'd all the way out of my chair in agreement!

    • shaka

      remember that #33 is a chivette

  • davis


    I'm clamoring for words here…

    • Demitri

      just keep calm, you'll figure it out

    • Foot

      This… I like this, I like this alot. Moar of this sort of thing,

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      No need for words….

    • HLM

      u did pretty good with clamoring…

    • Mr. X
      • #48's Father

        haha that was good…my daughters hot

    • Maynard B.

      How can I stay calm while you're lookin' like that.

    • michaeledmondsjr

      less talkin, more jerkin

    • b-ry

      after yesterdays fake chivette post it's probably shopped

  • CasperSack

    #23 made me lol

    • Nick

      I hear ya…I still can't stop laughing at this shit.

    • Bryan_W

      I know – I don't know what it is about this pic, but it's the first one I actually started laughing at

      • hMMMM

        to me, it's dude who's surfing the cement. Awesome.

    • Nobody

      The guy in the back about to destroy everything made me laugh pretty hard.

  • vindi

    DAR is VARY late!

    • DWD

      Really not that late. Couldn't think of anything but wanted to post on the first page huh?

      • Ekim

        Par for the course.

  • Jerome

    #33 Cannot be unseen. WHY Chive? WHY!?

    • JuanCamdingo

      Just remembered, I gotta go to the store for cottage cheese.

      • #387

        Looks like she has been sitting on hot gravel all day long.

    • Token Black Chiver

      Chive like em big
      Chive like em chunky
      Chive like em big
      Chive like em plumpy
      Chive like em round with somethin somethin

      • DWD


        • Token Black Chiver

          no from Madagascar 2 felt appropriate

    • Dan

      Today has been an epically bad chive day and then they pull this stunt??

      • failagain

        Nailed it.
        WTF is with the "Chivette of the Week" ?
        Not cool !!!!

      • Ming

        "The Chive-Used to be the best website in the world."

        • failagain

          Either explain or remove.
          It's that easy !

    • Average Chiver

      Finally! A REAL woman. Still…. Get. Her. A. SANDWICH!

      • Bluto

        Five… five dollar…

    • Mr. X

      Kill it!! Kill it with Fire that's the only way to save mankind

    • Disease61

      Because the gif right below it was totally worth it. I lol'd hard

    • http://www.gfys.org/ Hand of fate 125p

      Thats my wife !

      • equalizermax 102p

        That's my wife you asshole!

        • ilovethechive

          Calm down, we all know you are both totally gay for each other.

    • Jim

      Because Fuck you…that's why

    • USB

      I don't know whether to go thumbs up or down. Either way about the photo, yeah I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. HHHMMMPPP

  • Nick

    #26 Russian TSA Agents.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521060132 Sterling Crawford

      This makes more sense to me than profile people with turbans on.

    • Nerfherder

      Um….I think you meant TNA 🙂

    • Mrs_Conejo

      WTF is going on? Is this real?? porno?

    • stonyjoe

      "yup, not gonna need them clothes…"

    • Shawn

      This looks like rape.

    • The one and only

      I don't care what's going on, but we need Moar of her!

    • Nick

      Perhaps it's the Mail-Order Bride Inspection Unit. "Quality Tested, Russian Approved."

      • tralfaz

        Or she was trying to escape from the Mail-Order Bride farm.

    • Tomas

      Members of a women's organization in Ukraine literally brought forward their breasts to protest the trial of former prime minister, Yulia Tymoshenko.

      • Capt. Sensible

        London Rioters: Take note.

        • Landan

          They're gone. They pissed us off so much that we told the US they all had connections to Al-Qaeda. They're in Guantanamo now.

          • Landan

            Thumbs down? Yanks not proud of their little torture camp are they?

    • WirelessCable

      In Russia, TSA undress you! uhh wait America already does that… but this is a photo from Femen like Thomas said… the full photo collection (uncensored) will be available on http://www.englishrussia.com in a day or so

  • Jimmy

    #48 And……….boom goes the dynamite

    • Ekim

      I hate you for your comment.

    • dave

      likely shopped

  • patojo

    #18 i need

    • Covetous Mofo

      A life. That's someone else's wife.

      • ESgew

        and there's probably a good reason he didn't show her face……

        • Hand of Fate

          Anonymity? lol.

    • http://www.gfys.org/ keep it togthr

      Stop whoring out your wife tony.

    • http://www.gfys.org/ Average Chiver

      Thanks for submitting a nasty pic of your slutty wife ,now live with the fact that we all are furiously fapping to her pic. Chive on !!

      • optimus

        You may fap, but he gets to tap. I think he wins!

        • Ekim

          90% chance he's not the only one who gets to tap.

          • Gutterville

            90% chance he gets it once a year, if he has been a good little boy

            • Hand of Fate

              lol, the jealousy abounds.

            • tralfaz

              I doubt it if she wears that & lets him take pic.

        • keep it togthr A C

          Don't feed the Trolls, optimus !
          A Troll by any other name………………
          Is still a Troll !!!!!

      • Login

        I can't believe you're still using my troll name, you fucking cunt. At least you know you stole it from me.

    • Ekim

      Stop posting pics of dude's wives, what the fuck? These people need therapy or a divorce.

      • Hand of Fate

        y u mad tho?

        • Ekim

          Single? Sure. Married? Why the fuck would I want to see that? I'm not into fapping to other dude's chicks, especially when presented as such. Something really wrong with that.

          • keep it togthr A C

            But you are interested in fapping, right ?

            • Ekim

              Sure, I'm a man.

              • keep it togthr A C

                "One small step for Mankind"
                "Two steps backward".

          • Hand of Fate

            Dude, you do realize that most of the girls featured on here, even the model ones, are usually seriously dating someone, engaged, or in many cases actually married, right? Would you pass up Victoria's Secret models, for instance, because they're married?

            By the way, not to knock anyone, but are people really fapping to stuff on the Chive? In this age of free, easily accessible internet porn? You owe it to your penis to do better!

    • http://www.facebook.com/aaron.schulke Aaron Schulke

      ya done good, pizza tony…. real good

    • Hand of Fate

      Nice man. Gotta respect the wives!

      • Steven

        I hope by respect you mean slapping her in the face with my dick.

        • tralfaz

          Go to your room Steven.

    • tool-dog

      you are a lucky man. please enjoy.

    • ccc

      tramp stamp?

      anyway, fantaaaaastic bod.

    • Carlton Fisk

      I call bullshit on Pizza Tony unless he sends a pic with both of them in it. Pics taken in hotel room are usually aspiring models or hookers (some overlap there).

  • winfields

    #40 is a lie! Putin could do that easily. Pretty sure that the green screen version is the fake one.

    • Ur Mind Blown

      Or maybe the other photos you have seen were fake too…

    • Nick

      Putin gets the "Most Interesting Man in the World" title. This guy makes the news every damn day with some of these stunts. I'm surprised he's not shirtless this time.

      • Makes No Excuses

        Putin is pretty much boss at everything

        • Ekim

          Especially at being a crooked dictator, he's really good at that!

          • guielmo


          • fuckifikno

            Are you russian? No? Then kindly shut up. People like you, really. I can even see you wearing a Che shirt without knowing anything about his operations.

    • panama99

      Calm down Comrade Winfield ……. we will find out who is spreading this lie about our belove Putin.

    • Ha.Ha.

      it's obvious that the rest of the world (at least Americans) sort of admire Putin, but what do the Russians think of this guy?

      • Soviet National

        We love him!!!

        Now please take gun away from head…..I go back in soup line.

      • whatnow

        They have a number of complains, as is the case in most of the civilized word, but otherwise are grateful he took the country out of the shitwell into which it fell some decades ago. Yes, he is one shifty, suspiciously KGB-ish individual with little to no scruples, but he gets things done.

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    And not a single fuck was given that day.

    • Çreep

      i give a fuck that I saw it on this day though.

    • Suggestion

      Why not try creating a new meme?

      • tralfaz

        AAAAAAND AWAY WE GO!!!! That's me trying to create a new meme.

  • Colin_

    #14 She doesn't need a seatbelt, she has two airbags.

    • mick

      I was wondering when someone was gonna make that joke. kind of an easy one

    • http://www.gfys.org/ yeah right

      Sooo damn clever and original. Take a bow sir.

    • Wild Frank

      Actually if you look closely below her giant boobs you can see what may in fact be a seat belt.

    • Pål

      Probably a gay comment or something, but if you don't focus on her boobs you can clearly see the belt…

    • inFamous Bastard

      i didn't know Lucy Pinder could drive

      • Slauter

        Ewa Sonnet

    • yeah right

      *and that was sarcasm*

    • tool-dog


  • Mikey

    #44, #45

    Clever, chive

    • PianoFingers

      Clever, but NOT very polite. I don't feel comfortable if the Chive treats the Chivettes with that lack of respect. I suggest an apology.

      • Guesty

        Oh shut the fuck up. Did they offend you personally? Did they offend anyone? Stop kissing so much internet slut ass, guy. They don't need you to stick up for them.

        • blah blah

          wow guesty, you're kind of a dick, huh?Clearly they did offend someone, and I can't really see why that offends you in turn?

          Probably because you're kind of a dick though

  • Brother Maynard

    #48 oh you are nice.

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    She doesn't need to. She has two airbags.

    • Pen15 Club

      You have been a tremendously failure today.

      • jred

        So have you, drop the -ly

        • Pen15 Club

          Damnit you're right. You win this round.

        • #387

          He doesn't have to he has two airbags!

          • ...

            Just stop.

            • ....

              it's safe to stop because I have two airbags!

    • USB

      Hey, dipshit, can't you read ^^

  • jtease

    #24 – Nothing better than old school Marilyn.

    • Chaos

      Except old school Audrey

    • She's Dead

      That's the only kind…

    • ROCKS

      Hells yeah.

    • Ekim

      Except pretty much everything else.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

        ^^I agree with Chaos up there 😉 Though I do ❤ Marilyn lots

    • JT Mo-Nay

      Except old school Elizabeth Taylor.

      • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

        marilyn had herpes…true story

    • ZombieBootParty

      Jayne Mansfield

  • Damon


    … is beautiful

    • http://www.gfys.org/ internet surfer

      whores gonna whores and thechive`s gonna promote.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521060132 Sterling Crawford

        Is the Taliban paying these people to attack every female on The Chive now?

      • Hand of Fate

        Haters gonna hate and act gay. Chivers gonna Chive and enjoy looking at hot girls.

    • Ekim

      Phew. Glad I'm not the only one!!!!

  • JuanCamdingo

    #8 – A helmet on a scooter? How strange…

    • http://www.gfys.org/ guest

      Your average chiver.

  • VinnyJ12190

    #33 Must bleach eyes…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=591747781 Erich Backhus

      Clorox will run out of the crap once the rest of the Interwebs gets their DAR on.

    • Tyler G.

      Don't forget to scrub with steel wool too.

    • MidwestChiver

      eyebleach.com you're welcome

      • dizzard

        You are brilliant

      • VinnyJ12190

        thank you

  • Token Black Chiver

    my thoughts exactly #33 #34

    • Derp

      Love the guys expression.

    • ...

      God I laughed my ass off at that.

  • winfields

    #12 – your own dam fault for drinking Pinnacle Grape….

    • DCMOFO

      ………. and for going to Double Daughters.

    • Waitaminute

      Chive On Double Daughters

      • R-Dub

        Agreed! Love that place.

    • Pappadukes

      That's the actual name of the drink. Whether or not he truly was an asshole is left to be said.

  • Rahm Emanuel

    #1 see what happens when they leave the kitchen

  • Token Black Chiver

    #35 Labception

    • Nobody

      You come up with that all by yourself?

    • ROK247

      too bad its a golden, not a lab

    • Pen15 Club

      Yes… that WAS the joke….

  • OwnerOfYou

    #14 OMG! It's under her bewbage

    • BlackMatterBeaver

      Hahaha! Oh shit, it is!

    • NebraskaGuy

      Holy crap, why didn't I see that before???

      • dden

        I can think of two reasons off the top of my head.

        • airbornederekc

          id like to have those 2 reasons on the top of my head.

          • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

            id like to have my head between those 2 reasons…

  • SomeGuy

    #19 I remeber Mourinho is a great manager but he's also the worst thing to happen to El Clasico, ever.

    • Leonel

      He's a chav as a person and a hooligan as a skipper. He's destroying spanish football, and Real Madrid. I'm not a Madrid supporter, but El Clasico was better even with Pellegrini. Visca el Barcelona!

      • Starman

        The last six Clasicos had unbelievable drama! Jose's the Man! Hala Madrid!

        • #387

          Friggin Euro-Trash!

          • tralfaz

            Viva El Guapo!

    • JO-Andy

      The Most Uninterested guy in the world. New meme, calling it now.

  • Blindsided5

    #30 I smell a new meme.

    • DWD

      Does it smell soulless? Cause its a ginger.

    • Çreep

      It leads to consequences

    • tralfaz


    • robsterling

      The teeth and the t-shirt write the new name… "Chewy."

    • Really?

      this has been on 4chan for quite a while. meme is doubtful

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