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Guy answers telemarketer as 911 operator (Video)

August 23, 2011 | In: Awesome, Funny, Owned, Video

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  • That Guy

    fuck you telemarketers. best thing since Seinfeld's 'i guess you don't want people calling you at home? well now you know who i feel."

  • bigmikeskinsfan

    thats hysterical. i love the one where the guy answers like a detective as well.

  • GIJane88

    I kind of feel bad for the lady, but at the same time they MUST know that people find their calls extremely annoying so she should expect pranks now and then

  • Redwall

    Like a boss

  • German

    lol

  • bobbysc7

    wow…the funny thing is I watched this video on youtube earlier today…and nowits on Chive…life is good :D

  • Nicnac

    Which raises the question: Is it a crime to impersonate a 9/11 operator?

  • tom

    That was EFFING PRICELESS!!! This guy is good!

  • Coldzilla

    LOL too freakin funny.

    Too bad it was cancelled :(

  • Coldzilla

    LOL Ranks right up there with Jerry Seinfelds way of dealing with them…

  • alate

    I answer saying "Sperm Bank, loans department"

  • Connor

    This would be Tom Mabe. He has a pretty good CD called "Revenge on the Telemarketers."

  • konaehukai

    Ohhh, man. I'll be doing this from now on. Classic.

  • Sak

    Since when does 911 put someone on hold?

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    That video screams WIN !

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