I hate my job (28 Photos)

  • trooperjoe

    Just so no one says it, got it!

    • NAACP


    • NotPaula

      You are totally first!

  • zero5ed

    you hate your job…. at least you got one…. ungrateful bastard.

    • shaka

      If you are unemployed I only ask one question, did you vote for Obama?
      If yes, then you got what you deserve
      If no, then I am sorry for your pain.

      • teilzeithippies

        yeah for sure, obama produced the economic crisis on its own and not those banks….

      • Zero5ed

        I am employed and yes I did vote for Obama. But beside that, what makes you think someone else would of done things that would change the current situation? Do you always blame people for shitty things that they did or did not cause? Because that doesn't solve anything.

        Another thing, you gotta pull your head out of your ass if you think the current status in America is because of one man.

  • equalizermax

    I have to waste my time in this stupid site because my job sucks.

    • Grammar Nazi


    • Hans


  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #3 Dear coworkers, Y U so hate my shirt?

    – the one you love to hate

    • fat mike

      hey paula y u no make better joke?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I'm too funny for this crowd. My subtle humor just goes way over your heads. I'm the George Bush of the Chive. Everyone thinks he was dumb as shit but in fact he was just a brilliant comedian.

        – the one you love to hate

        • WTF

          The question from from fat mike still stands.

          "Let's play funny / not funny!"

          "Not funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…"

          -Wonder Showzen

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Oh come on! Scumbag Bush: "Read my lips! No more taxes" (raises taxes). Fucking BRILLIANT!!

            – the one you love to hate

            • yawn

              Still not funny bitch.

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                Who fucking cares?

                – the one you love to hate

            • The_Dood

              You know that he was forced to raise taxes by the dem's right?

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                How the hell should I know, I don't live there (thank [insert favorite fictional character here] for that!).

                – the one you love to hate

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      YOU?! You're the idiot I'm being compared to?!
      Suicide is the only option.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        K, bye!

        – the one you love to hate

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        You dead yet? Half an hour is plenty of time to 'catch a train', 'take a dive', 'check the oven for gas flow' etc. etc..

        —edit: just got a message that where you live trains aren't invented yet, sorry.

        – the one you love to hate

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          reading your comments will suffice.

          • hMMMM

            HAHAHA this is hilarious! Can't wait to see which troll caves first. I vote that we lock you two up in a jail cell and see which one bashes his/her head against the wall first.

            HHNF – I know you've been off for a while and may be rusty, but PLEASE do not bring back your flaming sidekick.

    • H8TR

      I f'n knew it…..
      This shit just proves, that YOUR A HUGE BITCH!!!!
      No wonder we never saw a pic of you. HA

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Oh for fuck's sake; told this several times before; there was an actual photo of me in the DAR several months ago (as in: yes, for real!), comments were quite flattering but hell no I'm not going to give any more hints. You'd never trust a cutie again.

        – the one you love to hate

        • Bitch Please!

          Fuck all these ass clowns… Keep up the good work, Paula. You're funny as hell!

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          Being hot does not make up for being an unfunny bitch.

          • ...

            Paula 0
            HHNF -1

    • patov40

      Why hasn't someone at that job just chucked the shirt in the trash, set it on fire, or at the very least, spayed it with Febreeze? Don't hate your job. Hate that you won't do anything to make it better!

  • First Time Caller

    We just had a fucking earthquake here at my job!!!!

    • Tuttified

      Me too! Ottawa?

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Beltway? They are reporting a 5.8 in that area…..

    • First Time Caller

      Virginia outside of DC. Christ that was freaky.

      • Lairddaddy55

        Obama made it happen b/c he was on vacation elsewhere!

    • trooperjoe

      I heard. My brother is there, said he's fine, thankfully!

      • Dan

        felt it up here in Philly also

    • Willie

      Mineral VA 5.9

    • Smoke Dogg

      Rocked our building down here in NC.

      • Kayla

        I swear I felt a little tremor here in GA. Not big enough for everyone to feel it.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Yeah, remember to exit the building before tweeting about it.

      – the one you love to hate

      • The Pict

        Bunch of pussies. Come out to the left coast where we mix our martinis with a 5.8.

        • Guest

          The left coast?

          • xspader

            Yeah your left or my left? I know in the south island they dont comment on anything under a 5.5

            • hMMMM

              yeah but when you bitches get a centimeter of snow you shut everything down right. gtfoh

        • drew

          Right, but you guys do really well with hurricanes and blizzards.

          Every area has and is therefore prepared for different natural events. This isn't a measuring contest, tough guy.

          • Vanflank

            shut the fuck up bitch.

        • Lairddaddy55

          The left coast while facing North or South?

          • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

            Just remember Boston is left if you are facing downhill from Canada!

        • One of the 1st

          @ The Pict – and when you say you mix your martinis with a 5.8, you are referring to your boyfriend's cock, right?

    • Havoc Control

      felt it here in Raleigh. Now to wait for Irene to come ashore this weekend

    • The_Dark_Knight

      Must be Bush's Fault

    • dorkfish

      Richmond VA. rocks

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      So you're deflowered now?

      – the one you love to hate

    • Billy Blunts

      Im in no where Delaware and I thought the quake was pretty cool !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • patov40

      My first one as well here in Maryland. Scarywild! B)

  • Amused


    • Amused

      Dear Strong Bad, why do you hate homestar so much? He seems ok to me." Hmm, I wonder how I should answer that?

  • the_junglist

    #5 challenge accepted.

    • Joeyk

      So you had sex last night? We got you covered

    • The_Dood

      For when those times where you just cant pick between vomiting, pissing, and shitting. Do all three at once.

    • Ha.Ha.

      the stop and turn. must cover all urinals.

  • DrummerBoy

    #5 I bet Neil Pert uses those urinals

    • http://www.facebook.com/denalong Dena Long

      *Peart ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #28 A salute to you sir

    • Matt

      I feel 'ya. Keep up the good work, brother!
      -Firefighter in New Orleans, La

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      I Second the motion.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Keep up the good work brother!
      -From all of us firefighters in Lancaster County, PA.
      Engine 2-3-1 "The Angry Horse"

    • scottydo

      i guess that's why you get paid the big bucks

    • Nick Name

      Bad Fucking Ass…thx

    • Jay

      Dirty, but appreciated.

    • tyler

      cheers mate. i commend ya

    • http://www.facebook.com/Cheeselea Chelsea Lauren Foulk

      I salute you with a boobie flash and devil horns! (.)(.) , , /

    • Captnjack

      Agreed. My cousin is a firefighter and i have alot of respect for those guys, doin' what they do.

  • REL

    #19 you are the shittiest babysitter ever you should be fired

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      You have no idea what you are talking about…..

      • REL

        Being a mother of three children, I'm pretty sure I know what I'm talkin about

        • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

          So you know exactly what your babysitter does when you aren't around?

        • mad

          So what the hell are you doing there, instead of trying to be a mum? And btw you are a shitty lazy ass mum and baby sitter…I just hope the parents see this post!

          • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

            I… think you are confused good sir.

    • CodeName

      Yea, people trust you to care for their children. You should be ashamed of yourself. If I knew you or that child, I would do something about this. I hope his parents are chivers.

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        How is this bad? The kid sits down and drinks a juice-box until he drops a deuce in his pants, change him and repeat. It's not like she's sleeping like my Aunt's licensed nanny used to do while she was "watching" my cousins. If the mom was home he'd probably be doing the same thing. it's not like she's supposed to be educating him or anything. He's clearly drinking from a baby bottle so he's not old enough to even understand the babysitter. It's either this or she has to carry him around because he's a screaming mess. Work with kids this little then come back and see if you guys have the same opinion, and for parents out there who are being all self righteous going "Yeah! You tell them!" I know you have thought about shaking your baby until it was quiet at least once… Don't even lie to yourself…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1646666917 Matthew Faunce

      Hey Douche, don't post other people's kids online. If you were my babysitter, I'd head home and drop kick you in the face.

      • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

        Ahhhhh Yes, Matthew. I'm sure everyone can tell by the cheap knockoff laminate flooring, and the hand me down ottoman…..this is the Weasley Household!!!!!!!

    • HAhAHHa

      Worst ever you should be ashamed totally lazy hope the parents find this post cuz you suck at being a babysitter.

    • jjj

      Clearly the kid is old enough that you should be teaching him physics or calculus.

    • dexxon

      Umm, you're not doing it right

    • Aey

      i hope your husband fucks your babysitter you ungrateful whore…watch your own god damn kid and you wont have to worry about this type of shit…

      • CodeName

        Are you serious? Her husband should cheat on her and she is an ungrateful whore because she disagrees with a babysitter doing a lousy job?
        In case you aren't acquainted with how the world works, not everyone can just stay home and hang out with their kids all day. You know, people like single parents who also need to pay the bills.

    • _bigdeal

      kids like to watch movies over and over and over (to be fair)
      …judging from her stupid black nail polish, i highly doubt this is some highly trained au pair, throwing him in front of the tv is going to be her best solution.
      she should do a little bit of interaction with him tho jesus ..
      but most importantly, matthews right, if i found a pic of my kid online i would beat the fuck out of and/or murder them (depending on the severity of the pic of course) ๐Ÿ˜€

    • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

      That's why it's called "babysitting" and NOT "baby-raising"……

      • CodeName

        So, when it is a toddler, like that little guy, how does that work with your logic?

        • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

          Well, I suppose she could be nursing him while he watches videos?? Ever think, she might be his older sibling……….

          • CodeName

            Regardless of the relationship of the babysitter to the child, the point of the comment was the quality of the care being given. And, nursing him is just stupid.
            I think the whole point of this is that it is well known that you cannot just place a child in front of a TV for most of a day everyday and expect them to learn and thrive as they should. For $10 an hour, I think it is only reasonable to expect this care giver (as babysitter seems an incorrect term no matter how you cut it) to interact with the child. Do something healthy for him. It is a job like any other job and people are expected to work for their wages.

            • Greens

              McDonalds pays $10 an hour, I'd expect the child to receive about as much attention as their burgers at that rate.
              get what ya pay for

            • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

              What do you expect "caregivers" (which sounds more appropriate for a person working in a nursing home for your parents who have lived a full life) to be doing with said three year old from the look of the picture? The kid couldn't even grasp his abc's for crying out loud. I agree with everybody who says she shouldn't have posted this, but seriously, the kid doesn't even understand what's happening in the movie that he's watching. It's all of the noise and colors that interest him.

              • Dirk Diggler

                you obviously don't have kids. My 3 year old can count to over 100, knows his ABC's, and can read at least a few dozen words. He also knows his complete address and phone number. And why? because he doesn't sit in front of a TV 12 hours a day. Don't post stupid crap that you know nothing about. This kid is probably smarter than you.

                • Superdad

                  My kid was doing that at 21-months. Step your parenting game up.

    • truth

      My child currently is being watched by a babysitter and other than posting a pic of my kid, I would be okay with this. There are far worse things babysitters & daycares do to children than let them watch t.v. all day. For $10/hr you get a babysitter, not a nanny/teacher/maid.

      • Dirty Dingus

        Kids who watch TV / movies all day, every day….grow up to be people who get paid $10 to watch other people's kids.

        • davidM

          If you want your kid to grow up and be more productive than the average kid, invest some of your own time into them. Paying someone $10/hr and hoping they will make your kid into the next great civic leader is not going to cut it.

          • HeyJewed

            For $10/hour, this high school kid should only be expected to make sure the baby isn't dead by the time the parents get home. I wouldn't even care about the pic (unless it was child porn or something). If you want a pro, then you pay for a pro.

        • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

          Disagree, I watched a lot of tv shows/ computer games, for example The Magic School Bus, and I was always ahead of my classmates in grade school. I had to go to private school for high school to feel challenged.

          • Ha.Ha.

            What do you, live in North Dakota or something? Did you go to school with cows??? Go ahead and read those first two lines of your genius comment there…

      • Lairddaddy55

        I watched tv all day long when I was young and I am a freaking genius!

      • Gutterville

        If I was the kids parent I would fire that bitch and put him in daycare they do a much better job. And If they don't minimum he will learn social skills which he can use later on.

    • PoppinFresh

      I would totally fire her ass but what concerns me is that you couldn't pay me 200 dollars to watch Finding Nemo 4 times in a row. FUCK THAT.

      • hMMMM

        Let's say the movie's 2 hours long, that's a total of 8 hours and you'd be getting paid $20+/hr to watch a movie four times? I don't give a fuck what it is I would sit in front of a damn tv for an entire workday for $1k/wk. I think that's a great way to make $50k/year.

    • Extra

      I agree expecting to sit the kid in front of the tv all day is bad babysitting. She is lazy and i hope this is not an every day baby sitter. I baby sat kids this age and I played with them, we also watched movies but they get bored.

    • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

      Mac, why did you change the picture!!! Dont' sell out…even though Baby Sloth is one of the greatest fucking pictures EVER!!

  • Cristi_P

    #28 Looking heroic, right there ๐Ÿ˜€

    • Bill57

      this is the real hero! go get'um

  • http://twitter.com/dagleja3 @dagleja3

    #13 Sweet!! I've always wanted one of those!

  • guest

    #19 Sounds like you should turn off the TV and actually interact with the poor kid! Ever heard of games, toys, the outdoors, etc?

    • The Raptor

      Ever babysat?

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        Sorry about highjacking your post The Raptor ๐Ÿ˜›

        Have you guys ever heard a kid choking on small pieces to a game? Or falling down outside and getting hurt, sometimes so badly that they need to go to the ER? With all the lawyers today and liability lawsuits, this is practically the only safe thing a babysitter/caregiver can do with your child (placing them in the middle of the room zoning out in front of the TV and watching them from a safe distance, because if they are too close to the child and you see them on a nannycam or whatever you might think they a pedo and fire them. This isn't the 70's or 80's where you guys grew up and could walk across town or get into a fistfight with another kid or even let the neighbor kids play in your yard without fear of getting sued, but the world is this way now so stop complaining. If you want your child to become the next savant shell out the $200 and send your kid to a private daycare (which will only be slightly better service, I've worked there) instead of the $80 for your local teenager.

    • VanFlank

      ya take the damn kid outside …shit take him in another room…

    • Guest

      That's a job for the kids parents. She's a babysitter and it looks to me like that baby is sitting. Job Complete imo.

      • Dirty Dingus

        Babysitting is when the parents go out to the movies etc.
        When you watch the kid for 8 hours a day, it's Childcare. Or in this case, Child-I don't-care.

        • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

          No, childcare is a service that is provided by professionals. The girl with black nail polish is not a professional, I hope. If you want childcare, take your kid to a childcare center. If you want convenience of it being at your house, prepare for a babysitter. Unless of course you want to pay a professional $200 to come to your house and take care of your child, but since they will more than likely be coming from an organization to your house, because you know they are a professional and have the organization to prove it, it will probably be more like $300. From somebody who works in the childcare industry, you get more bang for your buck if you just hire a FRIEND'S kid to babysit for you. I've seen plenty of people who pay less attention than this girl is (in your opinions she isn't paying attention), like letting a kid who's teething chew on a matchbox car, that has small parts in case you didn't know.

    • Teh Buru

      You do realize she is giving the child a huge-jumpstart into the voice acting/cartoon industry. By the time that kid is 5, he will be making bank.

    • Lawndart

      JEEZ it's a joke people. It's not like that is the ONLY thing she does all day! I'm sure she's a perfectly competent babysitter.

  • 386

    what is the website where you can look up the origin of a photo? i know you chivers know what I'm talking about. thanks for the help!

    • Boooger


    • http://www.play3r.ca Ryan



      Google also does it now. But I think Tineye is better.

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

      AND if you have Chrome or Firefox they both offer tineye extensions so you can right click and just search tineye direct from source. pretty handy.

  • Coldzilla

    #11 I wonder what Rickey and Julian think of that……

    • DeuceBrew

      Best show ever.

  • the guru

    No wonder the chivers post shitty retarded comments ,its obvious by these posts that they are failures in life.

    • Hiyoooo

      just like your father's sperm

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      And here you are, genius.

  • German

    #27 yup that's me alright

    • Semper

      Those cots are horrible. If I never have to sleep in one again, it'll be too soon.

  • BMW

    Ttrue story #9
    Clever #11

  • alpha

    #1 That`s the most demotivational and retarded thing to say or follow.

  • ss396maxx

    #28 I know the feeling! Stay safe!

  • DaBox

    You from Nazareth, PA??
    They just had a plastics fire there not too long ago…

    • drippy

      Fairfield CA, late last month too,

  • That Other Guy

    #2 Seems unnecessary…

  • BoobieWatcher

    Not sure that car is going to achieve the MPG rating…#21

    • Shant1k

      Find her!
      wouldn't be difficult

    • Gutterville

      The MPG i'm not worried about but the tyres poor things

  • WirelessCable

    #15 ah deutsche telekom at it's finest eh?
    #23 I feel for you!!

    • BarneyRubble

      #23 re-wiring? I think it's time to change out the whole 1980's phone system.

      • WirelessCable

        when it's multiple T1 lines… well all one can do is re-wire the junction blocks…. But I sure hope they are looking at a VOIP solution now ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • sweatyarse

    #5 womens lav

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