Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

  • jroc


    • Marios145

      yes, but you're also first with so many negative votes in so small time

      • jroc

        its worth it

        • Picard_

          Fucking Hipster…

    • jroc

      yes! finally first on a DAR. Best day ever!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


      – one Paula to rule them all

    • One of the 1st

      Funny that 25% of the pics here are referencing the Chive in some way – like seeing one big fucking commercial for the Chive within DAR. #25 #27 #42 and others….we get it Chive we fucking get it

      • Dan1

        O.o …. You are on the Chive. Its like getting angry at Pepsi for putting Pepsi on their Pepsi cans.

  • VinnyJ12190

    #40 A wise guy eh… nuk nuk nuk

    • SweetAwesomeness

      NIAGARA FALLS?!?!?!?

      • Ferret

        Great reference … "Slowly I turn …."

    • justsayin

      #42 I like really boobies : )

    • mike dude, that dude

      Biggie Smalls baby photo

    • Milton S. Hershey

      Moe, Larry, The Cheese!! No The Limbuiger!

  • laxcat36

    #23 i think i will vaction in london this year

    • Yeah so

      While you're there, tell her to stop turning her head like that.

    • NAACP

      Does vaction mean cum?

    • WIUEhew


    • DrChimichanga

      Crude but effective.

    • dub


    • Nina

      It's a fake, her name is Anette Haga, and she's from Norway. I've seen this picture without the chive sign on her blog, http://www.nettenestea.com before.

      • DrChimichanga

        Hahahaha…. BUSTED, CHIVE!

        • Ned Flanders

          Yeah you pretty much have to figure 90% of the chive stuff people have written in their pictures is shopped and that the "this is a friend of mine from *insert whatever here*" are BS. Yet, here we are, every, single, day…

          • truthish

            The start of the fall of thechive. Reputation gone for a toss ,slowly the site will be deserted.

            • lonin

              Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

    • Machinist

      If she's London, I'd like to show her Big Ben…

      • Makes No Excuses

        I dont care if its fake or not… shes gorgeous

  • disturbed

    #6 is why there is a night light in every single basement outlet. Zombies are scared of night lights.

    • DrChimichanga

      Zombies are scared of vegetables.

      • JHL1

        Vegetables have absolutely no fear of zombies.

        • DrChimichanga

          Logical conclusion.

          • Makes No Excuses

            Nailed it

  • SweetAwesomeness

    #48 ironing and makes quesadillas???

    get out of my fantasies and into my life!

    • Corey Haim

      Get outta my dreams and into my car!

      • DrChimichanga

        Get outta my car and into this wedding ring.

        • McBeastie

          Wedding ring? Don't you want sex?

      • Bastard, F.

        Get in mah belly!

    • name

      chicken quesadillas are the clincher. i will marry her

    • truth

      what a sweet ass you have erin…. yummy

    • Truth Inc.

      how 'bout that? a homemaking ho.

      • Truth Is


        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=512437252 Seth Michaels


          • jravity1

            can you make potatoes with an iron?

    • Huzzah

      The question is: Do you make the quesadilla WITH the iron? Multitasking is fantastic!

    • asdf

      She was ironing??

    • http://ssdaf.com fsdfa


    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      God Dammit I love erin

  • Chris_Mason

    #5 sound advice

    • DrChimichanga

      At first I read that as "not to tea party either." Also probably sound advice.

    • ur-right

      yeah.. but when he sees chuck norris, his heal will probably explode.. either way..

  • Verbal_Kint

    #10 guess it's gonna be uncomfortable to suck all that cock for a while…

    • Mcfly707

      Haha…Good one

      • WOIew

        how was that a "good one"? calling a hipster gay is about as fresh as saying justin bieber's a lesbian.

        • DrChimichanga

          Calling hipsters "cool" would be ironically appropriate in this case, but you'd probably never thought of that.

        • Mcfly707

          Sorry, I wasn't going for "fresh". Thanks though.

          • The Chivery

            Of course not. Chivers never go for anything fresh or original, it's what makes us who we are.

            Chive on!

    • truth

      You would know verbal, but comfort has never stopped you before has it….

    • Brenda

      i know him in real life and he's not a douche. piss off.

    • mac thranschtieker

      what the fuck is a hipster?

      • duh

        something that white people call other white people who don't dress like goths, punks, wiggers, emos, jocks, preps, slobs, or anything else they can assign a designation to.

  • SweetAwesomeness

    #18 is he also the guy in the six flags commercials?!?!?

    he just became less annoying

    • DrChimichanga

      No, that's his brother, Chester.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


    – one Paula to rule them all

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=510682091 Graham Upshaw

      #35 Nailed it!

    • DrChimichanga

      So true though.

    • dougfunny

      stop saying that, we dont want your virtual hugs

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Yes you do.

        – one Paula to rule them all

        • Mac Thrashtiekvon

          i'm fuckin GOD kay,so i don't even know what your're doing at fucking all but the shit Doesn't make fucked sence, now what the fucking bull shit are you fucking off about aound with fucking hugs fuckeramas, now what the fuck??? this ain't the news of ibex land where the furckoplopeans and and fuckridianies are fucking all about?? now fuck!!! stop this fucky cocking wad dumb fruitiolling and then then freaking WHAT???? well i don't give a fuckrel, u can just go back to fruitylooopy jiz waddington fuckers pallace of the unifucocks, and bloody die there liek frucktardy toothfucking jippytromatic waltbag…..

    • Bill57

      you are irellevant as always paulie

    • Lotus

      I agree, the number of reposts and chive t-shirt/logo posts was sickening. Chive needs to get its shit together instead of puking out way too many filler posts in a day.

  • Mcfly707

    #27 and he banged all three of them. #48 great, now I have to hide my boner at work.

    • NAACP

      Work boner is work….

      • emc

        And you're beign paid for that…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=510682091 Graham Upshaw

      I would say that you are a bit off on your guess at #27 Its probably more along the lines of he could have banged all three of them if he had wanted too. But he's Bill Fucking Murray, he probably had something even more awesome than a foursome lined up.

      • DrChimichanga

        Yeah, he immediately went to the unemployment office, where he's been spending a lot of time since the 90's.

        • WOIew

          probably. fucking loser alcoholic old bastard.

          • billmurray

            The dude rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            • DrChimichanga

              The dude was played by Jeff Bridges, not Bill Murray, so I'm not sure what the context of your comment is. But, yeah, the dude does rule.

              • old

                I don't think Bill can get it UP anymore, you have to understand thats he has being an alcoholic and a druggie since he was probably 16 years old.I think now he can only get pleasure from sticking things in his ass. Poor Bill Murray.

      • Mcfly707


      • asdf

        I wonder if anyone's asked him if he knows about a website profiting off his likeness.

        • truth

          an extremely lame one at that.

          • Truth Is

            You're thinking about Kim Kardash……..whatever

  • AssClown

    #18 Only in 'merica…

    • moderately obese

      well…japan's got cucmber flavored Pepsi

  • AssClown

    #42 Scrolled by fast, thought it was a Mexican guy with big nipples…

    • NAACP

      Stared at it for 3 minutes.

      Think it is a guy.

      • The_Dood

        Those nips are too big to be on a guy.

    • Anon

      I think this is another one of those situations where you don't say anything if you have nothing nice to say.

      • Mrs_Conejo

        well said

        • AssClown

          Mmm…yeah…and it's fine to make fun of obese people or big black chicks posted in an earlier post, who were told they could be anything they wanted, and chose to become a tv?

          • Mrs_Conejo

            i feel i would react the same way if someone were defending 'obese people or big black chicks'. but with that said you get what you get when you put yourself on the internet….

            • Beth

              A lot of folks don't put THEMSELVES on the internet, they just get put onto the internet – by people who want to make a joke of them.

              The internet is turning into a free-for-all of anonymous, hypocritical stabs at others.

      • AssClown

        I take it you're a Mexican guy with big nipples?

      • McBeastie

        If we all had nice things to say we wouldn't be anonymously commenting on the internet.

    • truth

      She looks hot. Big fake tits are not sexy. This chick is. Period.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=510682091 Graham Upshaw

        She looks hot? You can't even see "her" face.

        • truth

          a womans body can be hot too; no face required

          • Jon

            I have a feeling that if you find this picture attractive, you could possibly be gay….because there is nothing feminine or attractive about this picture. TheBerry could be the site for you my fairy friend

    • DrChimichanga

      Even if you were late to the DAR, you're never too late for me to milk you with my mouth. Bring cookies.

    • Duvel

      I read your comments with a Crusty-the-clown-ish voice in my head

    • Emily

      I promise I'm not a Mexican guy, lol. Just a regular chick with small but cute titties

      • Ha.Ha.

        if that really is you, i think your front torso is super sexy.

      • truth

        I'd love to see them Emily! You look beautiful

      • Bryce

        You should post your face. I'm sure it's killer ;]

    • What?

      You thought it a Mexican guy with big nipples and you went back to check it out?

    • GetAGrip

      You guys are nuts. She's got a killer body

    • jackie_d_1989

      i think she has nice boobies =] don't let em getchya down girl!

  • TheBoris

    Early Dar Hell yeah #48

    • DrChimichanga

      Fuck you, Boris.

      • Makes No Excuses

        Boris the bullet dodger?

    • dan

      find her

  • BOB


    • cmon

      damn, not even close

    • lol


    • Hammer_Pants

      Alas, no.

    • DrChimichanga

      I got 99 problems but this bitch aint first.

  • Sasquatch

    #23- maybe next time, move those pills under your mirror out of the shot? just a thought…

    • NAACP

      Maybe next time, don't look at minute details when there is a beautiful woman in the picture.

    • ltw

      Do you have something against antacids?

    • arTee

      Sasquatch, I imagine your voice to sound like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite. When I read your comment in your voice it makes me laugh.

  • disturbed

    #23 Damn girl! You def need your own post!

    • Tomas

      Her name's NOT London. It's Dana, and the pix are from a 2009 blog. o.0

      • JHL1

        Good find.
        It is quite possible her name is not really London nor Dana, but I think we can all agree she is pleasant to look at.

      • isawoj

        Someone earlier said her name was Annette Haga and her pics come up when you search that name. Her pics are probably out there under even more names. Beautiful girl, though.

      • USMC8654Justice

        lol so someone PSed the chive on letter. that is awesome.

        • Hand of Fate

          Yeah I can't believe people are still falling for this. Its "Scarlett" all over again. I bet it was the same person who faked both too.

          • isawoj

            It takes 10 seconds to run a google image search to see if it is some picture floating all over the internet before posting it and looking like a fool.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=510682091 Graham Upshaw

    #6 So damn true! Screw that noise, what if… What if….

  • Yessirr

    #39 #42 today we shall perform a study of opposites.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      #39 is Stitz Norma, worth image googling.

      – one Paula to rule them all

      • Cyberfunker

        Paul(a) haven't you reach your 3 inch weiner with your mouth yet?

      • TheWorld

        God dammit I looked it up even though I know this is Jordan Carver. You're an asshole.

        – the world

      • DrChimichanga

        Are you getting paid for promoting this because this is getting sort of absurd, a month later.

      • Flipster

        I blame myself for looking it up even though it's from you…. banging my head againstt the wall now.

      • Bill57

        still irellevant

      • damner

        damn u.

        damn u to hell.

  • http://twitter.com/Pud_Divine @Pud_Divine

    #39 ….there may be a god! and #21 thanks london!!!

    • God

      Spoiler alert: nope.

      • F.S.M.

        I'm just glad her name is not London. that would be fucking retarded

    • Tomas

      #21 Her name's NOT London. It's Dana, and the pix are from a 2009 blog. o.0

      • Sonny

        Can anyone translate that sentence into English please?

      • Nina

        Dana is also a fake, it's Anette Haga from Norway, http://www.nettenestea.com, and that picture is from her vacation on St. Thomas earlier this summer..:)

        • DistractedColoradan

          You beat all the boys to it! Lol, congrats Nina:)

          • USMC8654Justice

            no matter her name i would still like to put parts of my body inside her body. like my earlobe in her left nostril. just saying

          • DrChimichanga

            Umm, except Tomas' comment two comments directly above this one pointed this out 10 minutes before Nina's post…

            • hMMMM

              except if you read further up about 5 more posts, Nina was the first to comment on this.

              • Notfirst

                except if you read even further up, you'll see that she wasn't.

        • truth

          more chive bs then….

    • http://sfsd.com dfgd

      good one!!!!!!!!!!

  • VinnyJ12190

    #24 I'd be crapping my pants…

    • Brutal Deluxe

      I crapped my pants anyway, and I'm not even in the picture.

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      I'd be jumping… and Vinny you'd never make it that far in the first place.

    • Nick
  • AssClown

    #24 Assassin's Creed

    • houtini


  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=510682091 Graham Upshaw

    #19 Nope, just a charcoal win.

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      I Smell the fries,they must be almost done,I'll just do one more bong……………………..FUCK!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=510682091 Graham Upshaw

        Well put


      At first I thought it was a sandbox full of turds, and I was like what does this have anything to do with fries!?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=510682091 Graham Upshaw

        Interesting that there would be a mini sandbox full of turds in the kitchen. You have some weird habits sir.

    • DrChimichanga

      I love how you commented like five times on the first page today, and pretty much all of your comments were neither witty nor entertaining. Try again tomorrow.

  • http://twitter.com/Pud_Divine @Pud_Divine

    #2 ….

    nuff said

  • bettingonthecubs

    #35 coordination for a slip n slide is a necessity

  • phonzo



    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Norma Stitz, so worth image searching.

      – one Paula to rule them all

      • Brother Maynard

        Quit plugging your mom's website.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=510682091 Graham Upshaw

        Wonder if anyone will fall for that today?

        • ssstoopid

          NEVER AGAIN!

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Every. Single. Time.

          – one Paula to rule them all

      • MAX_POW

        kind of old don't you think?….Almost everybody has google Norma already…change the :subject" would ya?

        • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

          It was funny on one of the comments higher up, but repeats are in bad taste.

      • sixdeadelves

        how many times?

      • phonzo

        JA JA thats Bully Suicide, stop posting fotos of yourself 😛

      • Oh No You Didn't

        Guess who just had to washed his eyes with bleach!!?? Fuck you!!

      • Bill57

        still even more irellevant

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