Daily Afternoon Randomness (38 HQ Photos)

  • Thom

    #2, #38

    I agree

    • -------------------

      No one gives a shit what you think.

      • its_forge

        No, you're a fuckhole, get the fuck off our Chive.

        • -------------------

          Take it down a notch, creepy old man, you are one to talk.

        • ^^^

          shut the fuck up you creepy old bastard. go tell more guys how small their penises are so you'll have a thinly-veiled excuse to look at them.

          • its_forge

            How about hmm… go fuck yourself, does that work well for you?

      • Ron


    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000855121698 Anthony Roybal

      I love Irish mhmm marrying one as well

    • OWeiw

      fuck that horsey lookin' ho.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        This, dear Chivers, is the type of moron that defines 'internet brave'.
        Should he be face to face with any Chivette or other lady; he'd look at the ground, shuffle uncomfortable, not know what pose to take and stumble whatever it is he could mumble.

        – the one you love to hate

        • fail

          Again I find myself agreeing with you.
          I'm Fucked.

          • gocubsgo!

            Gosh, Lauren must be feeling better – glad to have you back Ms. Gentile, errr, Paula.
            Glad you shook the bug you had – you are waayyyy too cute to die.
            xoxox, Chicago Chiver exiled happily in Colorado

            • Jokester

              Damn, are you clueless or what ???????????

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                Sometimes it's hard to tell who actually believes I am Lauren, or who knows I'm not but just wants to keep that fire going.

                I do know one thing; it's the same type of moron like OWeiw above that chased Lauren away which is a damned shame.

                – the one you love to hate

                • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

                  she's not gone just sick still. tho she wont be commenting anymore but she will still be posting pics when she is better

        • who gvs a crap

          If she comes up to me in the streets ,strips down to her undies and asks me for her attention i WILL tell her to fuck off and go suck a horse dick on her ugly face.
          So ask her to stop whoring herself on the internet ,dont ask us to stop giving our opinion.

          That is all bitch.

          • Stevo

            course you will big man.

          • TRON


            • patov40


          • patov40

            Internet brave douche. Have a nice day! ๐Ÿ™‚

    • james

      this hottie really obeys

  • powersticks

    #22 Those eyes. Also early DAR is early.

    • IntenseMasterdebate

      Obvious comment is obvious.

    • Elbie

      sadly the drawing is bad, not even a good paintover

      • Juke The Nuke


    • Quowiea

      NO! and here i thought early DAR would be late. lame-ass.

    • http://theadventuresofjim.wordpress.com/ theAdventuresOfJim

      i respectfully request she be found

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=682265258 Lindsey Bergeron

        I FOUND HER!

    • hai

      The painting reminds me of The Great Gatsby

  • Jen


    Was having a shit filled day. For some reason, that just turned things around

    • Pwithc

      I hope your crotch is infested with locusts for all eternity.

    • caleb

      Chocolate labs, the cure for any shitty day.

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #21 Hopefully directly in the path of Irene…

    • Ben

      it is, on 25A in FT Salonga, Long Island, NY, Irene do your thing!

    • Jokester

      Ha. 516-822-1200 Over 50 Years Exper
      FTW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • YOu

    Does this make anyone else think of Seinfeld?

    • Kyle

      It was a one in a million shot doc, one in a million!

    • JAMon

      I was seconds from posting the same thing

    • JuanCamdingo

      It says ASSMANN, does the extra N mean someone already had dibs on ASSMAN?

      • MAX_POW

        It could mean Michael Mann Ass

    • miliano2.0

      He must be a proctologist.

    • WEIw

      only the white people.

    • Coldzilla


    • tralfaz

      Well now it does.

    • _bigdeal

      of course it does duh what else would it be talking about?? fusilli jerry went right up franks ass lol

  • Jerome

    #28 wtf.

    • FlyingSpagMonst

      You sir, are an idiot.

      • IntenseMasterdebate

        The joke will be on you if he disproves Einstein's Theory of Relativity.

        • thom

          You need psychiatric help.

      • crazydog

        darwin award competitor

      • Will

        I just don't fucking get it….

        • bob

          who cares if shes potentially hot. shes cutting text out of his back and it looks like shit.

      • HolePwner

        My thoughts exactly!

        • Ken

          Why would anyone want to mutilate themselves?

    • miles

      dude.. don't..

      • Mac Thrashtiekvon

        it's pretty bad ass. poeple have been doing these things ever since poeple have existed, also don't tell poeple what to do, it is really fucking rude. (ya irony) ….. but who the fuck gets "chive" carved on their back? at least get somthing meaningfull or that looks cool.

    • Sped

      She's not even wearing gloves. Gross.

    • FrankDuke

      If you want scars earn 'em the old fashion way, bar fights.

    • Great Blue Heron

      Not any different than a tatoo or a piercing. Yet somehow they are considered normal…

      • tim

        Don't bother giving this ass clown any more time on the chive

  • Jstern123456

    Ian Jackson Approved!!!!!!!!!

    • IntenseMasterdebate

      Weak FriDAR. Just being honest.

  • disappointed_chiver

    Comment on CHIVE accountability for other Priest Post:
    It's pretty messed up that theChive (best known for bringing people joy through funny/sexy pictures and for communal acts of charity) would lower itself to the level of asking people for info so they can harass a person who by all accounts has done nothing illegal.

    Honestly, I hope Leo/John have enough integrity to explain their räeasoning behind posting this and issue an apology to all of the Chivers out here for making such an inappropriate request

    • janice

      looks like they removed the photo almost as soon as it went up. the chive posts lots of photos, nobody's perfect, get over it

      • truth

        It was up for several hours… facts asshat

        • haterade

          fuckers are still using asshat huh? I guess shivers cant help but steal words.

          • truth

            you are brilliant. please edify us further

          • its_forge

            What, you have some kind of copyright on the word "asshat?" Please, fill us in, we're dying to know where and when you came up with the word.

            • -------------------

              Not even sure how, but your comments are on a continuous downward curve of entertaining and on an upward curve of lame and/or creepy.

              • Juke The Nuke


              • its_forge

                I give a flying fuck what you think, you ignorant piece of shit?

                • Guesty

                  Hate to play Devil's Advocate here, but it sounds like you care a fuck-load of what he thinks.

                  • its_forge

                    Yeah, no.

                    • its broken

                      Yeah, yeah.

                  • Guestyfucker

                    pot – kettle – black

                    Oh and since we've come to realize that your IQ is about on the same level as a sack of hammers thats not racist

                    • fail

                      "Guesty" , Why are you still here ?
                      You won, didn't you ?

    • Negrodamas

      I hope someone saved that picture before they took it down.

      • Rocks Off

        What was the picture? I must have missed it but lots of people are talking about it.

        • kim

          it was a priest costume with a "child" attached to the front of it. the stuffed doll child was giving the priest a BJ. i thought it was kind of funny

          • http://www.facebook.com/free2shred Shawn Michael George

            That sounds funny. Get your knickers out of a twist. Catholicism is the joke, not the priests molesting children.

            • Stevo

              @Shawn Michael, so you have a problem with the theological proposition that is Catholicism, but the child abuse is ok?

              • dub


                Hilarious, actually.

                Get your head out of your ass. Just because you laugh at something doesn't mean you agree with it.

          • Rocks Off

            Thanks, I saw that. I didn't get offended. Guess some people are overly sensitive.

            • 8Layers

              Like LEO from Chive who wanted the guy's private information to be made public because he didn't get the joke. Then he realized he was a clown and deleted the image that requested everyone to send in the guys private information.

    • feelings

      stop spamming the DAR, dude.

    • MPC

      shut up get over it move on

    • IntenseMasterdebate

      I think the guy in the photo was a Chive editor. Trollface?

    • Matt

      What are they gonna do turn you in to the internet police?

    • stfu


    • IntenseMasterdebate

      Once was enough.

    • ydodonutshave2die

      really dude?!? two posts? i get your point but with the second post you went from to concerned chiver with too much time to trollish douche

    • perry

      leo thought that he was using a real boy as a gag, he was probably drunk and thought that was horrible. and it all boiled down to an honest drunk mistake. so we can move on now

      • truth

        what are you? a mind reader??? fuck off perry

        • Guesty

          what are you so fucking butthurt? Fuck off truth.

          I hope you realize your parents will never admit you were a failure to the family.

          • Guesty

            still parent jokes stalker?

            • Besty Guesty


            • truth

              the tards are out in full force Guesty…

              • Guesty

                Same stalker guy using 3 year old meme references… School must be done for the day. White Knight d-bag he is

                • Raunchy The 1st


                • fail

                  Good God , You suck man.
                  STFU and GTFO.

      • ssstoopid

        I think I might have still laughed…

    • Guesty

      It must be the "no matter what the chive is the greatest and never does any wrong" crowd. Sure to be followed with the "if you don't like it get out" crowd. Intelligence level for alot of people that visit this site is unbelievable

      • mark

        thanks, Guesty. now gtfo ——>

        • Guesty

          Ah, so the little boy was referring to you, and the Chive was the priest… I get it now, keep on sucking bub!

          • truth

            you tell 'em Guesty. You speak the truth!

            • The Dude

              3rded. Guesty's one of the only entertaining/non-bullshit commenters on this site.

              • Guesty

                Hey look!

                I'm Guesty!

                And you can be Guesty too!

                • Guesty

                  By golly you're right! Now I'm Guesty too!!!! Derp-

                  • Neo

                    It is like the Smith program. Soon he will have taken over the Chive and I am the only one who can stop him.

            • Stevo

              truth, you forgot to change your name when you reposted this.

    • jason

      i think the editor thought it was a real kid. i did at first, then he removed it and I moved on with my life

    • jamison

      so we're voting up the guy spamming the entire DAR today, eh?

    • Get-over-it

      If someone was whining they were offended you'd tell them to suck it up and move on.
      I suggest you do the same.

      • truth

        hey get over it, fuck off!

        don't be pissed at me, just get over it.

    • moray

      i have now returned to your previous comment to thumb you down. because fuck you

      • chinky

        Rollerskates are so 70's

        • Richard Simmons

          Afros aren't just for black people

    • Dimsum

      Get a life.

    • ???

      who knows for sure but i have a feeling that maybe the dude kept emailing them the same picture over and over until they posted it

    • Eh?

      You think the Chive would ever admit a mistake or own up to poor judgment?

      Remember the "We need to see pictures of bin Laden's blown-up skull before we believe he is dead! Everyone join our facebook group!"?

      Remember when they posted Chivette Whitney's DUI mugshot picture that someone other than Whitney sent in? When, at the time, she was nice/slutty enough to do that whole striptease thing for Patty's weight loss?

      The Chive is run by massive douche bags. It's no secret.

      • parker

        Whitney sent them that photo, Eh. didn't read the followup, did ya?
        I also remember Fluvanna County and Lilli.

        Point is, you can see what you want to see about the chive. they post tons of funny photos and it's easy to reduce them to a few missteps. if you don't like it, leave. if you do, stick around and have a laugh. it's just the internet

        • Eh?

          I don't know which follow-up you speak of. Since at the time, she came on here and admitted that it was her in the pic (after people linked to the mugshot website that proved it was her), then had to admit what it was for. Then had to listen to all the people calling her out for being an idiot to drink and drive (which they were right to do).

          So unless she came back on a couple days later and said "Hey! I was faking being upset about it! I really sent it in!", I will call you a liar.

          • DUH

            STFU Dipshit !

          • marcus

            she sent it to them originally just for kicks. sorry, eh, but you're wrong.

      • LOLSRSLY

        Y U MAD THO?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1623814660 Thomas Spadea

      What is everyone talking about?

      • Evil Dung Beetle

        Beats me man, I just got here.

        • _bigdeal

          a pic of a guy in a priests costume with a kid dummy attached to the front of his pants as if giving him oral sex. like one of those "time out" kid dummies.

          and by the way: fuck you. i do still want to see a pic of that animals shot out eye.

          • horton

            I like porkchop sandwiches

            • _bigdeal

              all things pork are divine.

          • Eh?

            And I'm sure you'd probably jack off to that picture, you sick fuck.

            • WOIew


            • _bigdeal

              uh yeah.

  • panthers

    We just started college again. A week earlier than last year and a week earlier than the year before that…

    So my professor walked in today and told the class we could put the DAR up on the projector today. awesome.

    #7, #8

    • IntenseMasterdebate

      That's paying for your eduction!

    • ARS

      #7 I have seen a similar one but it was "Thank you Fathers for your Daughters!, Free Beer for Dads"

      • Falco09

        There was nothing more glorious than coming back to school in the fall. I was always partial to the "freshman daughter drop off" signs.

    • Bollyver

      I'm pretending you are a Detroit Tiger fan right now.

  • SweetAwesomeness

    #4 is it too much to ask that i can just visit 1 place that looks like this before i die?!?!?

    • IntenseMasterdebate

      Depends on how soon you're scheduled to expire.

    • have a nice weekend

      even if you are far away, if you act now, you can be there in 24 hours. don't think, do!

      • ssstoopid

        Robbing a bank takes careful planning. Don't listen to this irresponsible Chiver.

    • Bubba

      just get of the couch and make it happen!

  • jasgat

    #25 Is simply awesome

    • BTTX

      Mustangs at Las Colinas

      • ssstoopid

        Hell yeah, it's awesome in person!

      • TxDave

        I live right down the road from them and they are still awesome! Chive on from TX!

      • http://www.facebook.com/TimothyWilkes Timothy Wilkes

        I work less than a mile from here. . . Love it!

    • JCS

      ha, right across the street from me right now.

    • https://www.facebook.com/eeolazaran Eddie Olazaran

      I've been there a few times. Very cool fountains pretty close to where I am.

    • me__

      just started working in the building this is outside of this week. it's pretty freaking cool

    • mickdeck

      This made me think of "If you want him, come and claim him"

    • acoustrix

      Friend got married at the hotel they're in front of. Kewl.

    • Piesmagicos

      Heh i used to cook at the Cafe right next this. The Mustang Cafe a few years back….man that brings back memories.

    • its soo true

      Dylan and her kids made it to Dar on the same day ,nice going horseys !

    • mekasia

      Memories of home make my day!

    • KyleRetrato

      Imagine walking to work, feeling the ground vibrate, turning around and seeing this. "OH FU-"

      • Dtown

        I've heard they're planning on replacing them with something "less threatening" some shit about being "too masculine and off putting" for potential investors.

  • Johnny Tsunami

    #12 Well it ain't gonna suck itself!

    • IntenseMasterdebate

      Caption fixed.

  • Mcfly707

    #16 This is my rifle….

    • IntenseMasterdebate

      This is my cock. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My cock is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my cock is useless. Without my cock, I am useless. I must fire my cock true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot her before the roofies wear off. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my cock and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

    • ssstoopid

      but these are not my tits. LoL

    • Bollyver

      Why is she looking through the scope with her nose?

      • NJF

        Pic was probably taken half way through looking through the scope and not looking through the scope.

    • Johnny Garcia

      Cavaliers 2010!?!

  • FloppyRocks

    #38 It worked!

    • IntenseMasterdebate

      Comment fail. She is clearly not in the kitchen.

      • ssstoopid

        Reply win. Logic approved.

    • Bollyver

      Would you rather?
      Vacation on Martha's vineyard?
      Touch the side of Dylans butt cheek?

      • WQOJEI

        i'm guessing he would rather go to Martha's vineyard than touch some worn out skank's ass.

        • Bollyver

          I'm guessing he would too.

        • dub

          I'm going with Martha's Vinyard. Already tapped that shit. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • Banned

      Hahahaha ,the whore knows her face is shit so she displays her ass for all to see ,good job Horsey !

      • Jowley


        • patov40

          I bet both of you have chat room girlfriends that are MUCH prettier and have better bodies. Good job fellas! Have a nice day! ๐Ÿ™‚

          • duh

            Doesn't matter if they do or not. Still doesn't change the fact she looks like worn out old ho(rse).

            • bigmikeskinsfan

              motherfuckers like you always talking shit to women because its all your worth. you honestly should just shut the fuck up or show up to a chive event and let someone teach you some manners.

  • HeyJewed

    #17 This book is hilarious! A must read for anyone with a sense of humor.

    • ????

      good book, i have actually read that one.
      highly reccomended to anyone waiting for the zombies.

      • Dagoth Wit

        If the guy that put this together actually read it, he'd know that grenades are useless in a zombie apocalypse.

        • Senor Rock

          And it helps to have some ammo.

          • dub

            And more than one helping of SPAM.

        • HeyJewed

          Yeah, and he has a poor choice in rifles too. This assault rifle is BEGGING to have ammo wasted at a high rate!

    • ConstableDubs

      A must-read for anyone who wants to NOT DIE.

      • 8=3

        We're all going to die regardless of whether we read this book or not, so what's the point?

    • miliano2.0

      The follow up is great "World War Z". Sadly it's being made into a generic zombie movie.

      • dub

        uhhh…… .. . …..


    • boobman

      What? No Twinkies?

    • Juan

      MASSIVE FAIL: No titanium crowbar?

  • ginja ninja

    #2 …irish car bombs ftw!

    • http://www.facebook.com/kyle.mcclung Kyle McClung

      It's missing the Jamison and Bailey's, douche.

      • ginja ninja

        you must be a detective….and it's Jameson** douche

        • patov40

          Yep, no Bailey's in an Irish Car Bomb. Then again, I hate the idea of ruining good Jameson's by putting it in beer. Eh, for fun occasionally I guess. Peace! B)

    • dub

      So…. I like the pictures of girls. And the funny pictures…. but I get nothing out of the beer pictures.

      I mean really. It's beer. In a glass… On a photo.

      Waste of Space.

      • steven

        no….your post is a waste of oh never mind. beer is food

    • Mitzo

      jsyk, over in the UK and Ireland the drink isn't called an Irish Car Bomb because that notion is pretty offensive to us.

      • dub

        You should try our Limeys and Potato Famine Delights, then.

        What's the American equivalent? The falling towers? Slavery Sauce?

        • Corkboi

          That made me laugh

      • Takingbackcider

        Erm,We do called it a Car Bomb and they are delicious!

        • patov40

          Nice! And yes, they are.B)

  • REQN

    I feel as if I've been tricked into thinking I'd get a shirt today

    • zac

      no shit right? How long are we going to be told "it's coming" dammit…

    • Bryan

      HOLY SHIT, that horse is on fire!

      • dub

        This horse does not appear to be keeping calm or Chiving on. You can't Chive, Horse. You're a horse. You probably don't even have a computer.

    • celebrity

      Keep calm and Douche on.

    • Switch

      Pokemon! Got a Rapidahs up in here.

  • Akon

    #5 please use #17 for your zombie killing needs.

    • A Yank in Britain

      However, breaking the glass will attract the zombies… amateurs,

    • Mel Gibson

      it is straight not strait

  • Bud Lee

    #8 two SEC schools down and 10 more to go…who is next LSU

    • Rocks Off

      Anything picture from LSU will have to include handcuffs, and not the sexy kind.

    • Brian King

      Most of the LSU students are in jail by this point

    • FLHomesteader

      All I can say is War Eagle!

      Damn close to kick off.

      I say we get Florida involved, they've GOT to have a few DAR worthy girls.

      • Graham

        Roll Tide… But I can appreciate a nice ass when I see one.

    • Kyle

      Where can I find said alabama chick?

      • 'Lil Jon



      Idea for a new ongoing Chive series???

    • barfobulator

      Someone please link to the Alabama chivette for comparison

  • TheBAMFinater

    #32 know what I'm addicted to?

    • IntenseMasterdebate

      Gay porn. Lucky guess.

    • Famous Words

      Grilled cheese sandwiches?

    • Analogmail

      Posting useless comments?

      • ssstoopid

        …on pictures with bewbs because you know you'll get a response.

    • FLHomesteader


      • LJGUL

        Wow..thats a great way to spell boobs. Did you come up with that because I've never seen it before? That sure is awesome….your fresh new take on comedy is so cutting edge and hip. We all admire you.

        • LuvH8fulChix

          Yawn. Overboard sarcasm is just so fresh and cutting edge… take some lexipro, bitch.

    • WEw

      bad tit implants?

      • chiveaddict

        Those are natural… Dick.

        • MrJones

          lol. xD

        • Judge

          Need more proof

  • Sonny

    #26 Made my mouth water… and crave strawberries.

    • http://twitter.com/valorikx221 @valorikx221

      Sexy stomach

      • truth

        too fat. needs fewer hamburgers.

      • ebits21

        Not fat at all idiot

    • TheCureForHope

      Is it just me or does this seem shopped? Covered in freckles on the shoulders and neck… but absolutely perfect stomach and legs?

      I'm not sold!

      • DistractedColoradan

        Could be- But I have WAY more freckles on my shoulders and neck than my stomach too. Freckles are part genetic and part caused by the sun. She must get a lot of sun.

    • tralfaz

      MMMMMMMM Strawberries.

  • SweetAwesomeness


    • tobuscus

      Keep calm and Whore on.

  • Famous Words

    Thumbs up for B ( . ) ( . ) BIES!

    • pEDObEAR

      yes! thumbs up for babies!!!

      • 8Layers

        Calm down, eggs.

        • Uterus-ula

          Five more days and your wish will be granted. Until then here is a curb stomp to your abdomen. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • AssClown

      Mine has better cleavage – ( . Y . )

  • KaylaBeth91

    #35 ๐Ÿ™‚ I love this<3

    • moeshere Foxdale

      me too sweet

    • derek

      i love your avi…the dog is cute too

    • anotha nigga

      Shut it whore

  • ydodonutshave2die

    #28 lmao my sentiment exactly

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