Hoarding: Collectors Edition (23 Photos)

  • frank


    • commodoresixtyfour

      nobody cares frank nobody

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      Fuck these people… and FUCK YOU FRANK!

      • varlotto

        Really? You're really going to get that mad because he acknowledged that he was the first comment? What is this 1989?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale


    • andfukyamoms

      Hoarding?? Or just fat nasty disgusting lazy people?

  • Rahm Emanuel

    Thank you Chive, just when I think I a slob you put this up. I am neat freak compared to these degenerates!

    • Rahm Emanuel

      With deplorable grammar skills…

      • Darksoul

        Aw come on, who hasn't missed an occasional "am" here and there?

    • CanadianBroad

      They are *not* "degenerates" – they have a specific kind of mental illness (a form of anxiety). The reason more of them don't ask for help is because ot attitudes like yours.

  • http://www.facebook.com/BobbyGosbee Bobby Gosbee

    I hate being the first guy, people always hate them

    • http://www.facebook.com/BobbyGosbee Bobby Gosbee

      Yay I wasnt first after all, thank god

    • MAX_POW

      we hate you anyways bro

  • http://www.facebook.com/jasonrsc Jason Kristen

    Seriously, how the fuck do people live like this?

    • jason

      Yes, there are hoarders, and then there are people who are just too lazy to fuckin' throw shit out….
      Most of these are the latter.

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      The tree one, #14, isn't really all that bad. If anything, it promotes clean air…still could do it a little more decoratively though.

      • Tommy

        Yeah I think he's practicing his bonsai. More like a hobby room. Not piles of trash.

      • Mrs_Conejo

        the majority of the plants on the table are Desert Roses (adenium obesum). i would bet money that this pic was taken when it was too cold to have them outside.

    • Red

      I don't know, ask Paula, perhaps she will share how she does it.

  • tmoney

    fucken gross

  • Nando


  • vindi

    Really? Did you have to post Paula's house…

    • Bill57

      everyroom too OMG!

  • Lia

    I don’t understand why people get such a kick out of seeing some poor soul’s pain and embarrassment…

    • vhr1904

      Than why did you click on the post?

      • CraigyBOy

        Because The chives awesomeness knows no bounds…

      • GPD


    • Ghost in the Machine

      I'll tell you why we get a kick out of posts like these; in a world that turns on it's head every few days, in a world where words mean jack and where trust is just something we used to know, it's crazies like these that give a glimmer of hope to that tiny voice inside that says "maybe, just maybe I'm not as fu*king crazy as I thought?"

    • hMMMM

      you've obviously never watched the show Hoarders…when you see a 60 year-old woman who is a hair stylist by day, and when she gets home, she shits and pisses in garbage bags and throws them in the corner of her house. Whether it's gross or shocking, if that's not pure entertainment, i don't know what is.

      • mali_sapun

        there are no words.

    • That Guy

      trust me i did not enjoy that nor get a kick out of it.

  • DUH

    If I wasn't having a good day.
    This shit would depress me.

  • http://man-lair.com Stafferty

    #23 If you think thats crazy, you should see his collection of pizza boys in the basment

  • Mel Gibson

    this just makes me feel sick

  • Derbymon

    I saw a place like this.
    In college, I went to our landlords house to pay my rent.
    It freaked me out and has stayed with me all these years.
    This is real.

    • Birdhaus32


    • MAX_POW

      I used to work for Sears making appliances delivery….i've had my quote of hoarders houses. They are really sick people, the smell inside is incredible and indescribable, very particular. And the animal hoarders are worst. One time i went to an old guy house to deliver a stove and he had 43 cats. Everywhere in the house cans of food and like a 1/4 of an inch of piss on the whole house floor. You couldn't breath there. Amazing. Now, every time i pass in front of a hoarder house i know it, by the smell.

  • jack

    all of these people are severely unstable it is really very sad

  • BoobieWatcher

    #2 It's not funny bitch, you have a serious problem. You eat to many bananas..

    • mitch

      Im pretty sure she is crying not laughing

    • Chive_On

      Looked at this pic, and my only comment was… "Fuck." Her stack of banana boxes is exactly what I have in my shop. Time for a yard sale I think.

    • pointofnoreturn

      Are you sure she is eating them??

  • Yessirr

    I can't make myself feel sorry for these people.

    • JDB

      I agree. I have seen this show on TV, and it is just ridiculous.

    • CanadianBroad

      Oh yes, you're such a superior specimen that you could *never* fall prey to a mental illness.

      Except (obviously) the one that makes you a total douche.

  • JAFitC

    I'm printing this post and giving it to my secretary so she'll stop complaining about my desk.

  • Saga

    Paula….is this your house?????

  • BaJezzus

    hoarding. aka nasty ass living. I saw the episode with #15 , he's a complete freak

    • http://www.facebook.com/denalong Dena Long

      Yeah I saw it too – his dad is a total waste of space. I felt really bad for this guy – he needs HELP, not people making fun of him.

    • hMMMM

      and most of the time, these people are tenants paying rent and the landlords have NO idea what's going on. eventually, it costs them thousands of dollars in repair and cleaning costs.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000681927439 Kyle Shubert

      Is he wearing the Scumbag Steve hat?

  • Brother Maynard

    Very clever title.

  • dorkfish

    nothing that a gas can and a book of matches can't fix.

    • Dirty Dingus

      No kidding. Why not just burn these places to the ground and send the hoarder to a mental institution to get the help they obviously need.

  • HillBilly Bone

    Absolutely disgusting, although #23 is OK by me.

    • ssstoopid

      Agreed. Hippies might not like it, but they'll be singing a different tune when zombies come. Gun hoarding is not a sickness, it's a survival tactic!

  • Chimosteve

    #2 Mom??

  • TDub66

    Hoarding = Slobbery….CLEAN THE F*#K UP MAN!!!

    • VanFlank

      could not agree more, it's an excuse.

    • mouse

      I think there is a difference between hoarding and just really, really, bad housekeeping. Some people can't bear to through out anything because of the memories attached to it so I can somewhat understand that, however MOST of these places it looked like just garbage everywhere. Most of those pictures weren't hoarders in my opinion.

      • VanFlank

        ya keeping old McDonalds bags and dirty diapers is not keeping memories…well the diaper could be a nice keep sake come to think of it.

    • CanadianBroad

      Really? Seriously?

      Riiiight … that's like telling someone with depression to "cheer the fuck up man!!!". Or someone with a panic disorder to "calm the fuck down man!!!"

      You're such a compassionate kind of person. You should be a professional therapist! You could cure any problem in less than 30 seconds. /sarcasm

  • Chicago Woody

    These aren't hoarders, they are just plain frickin slobs

    • The_Dood

      Yeah, most of this shit appears to be trash. Just empty boxes and shit. I though hoarding was keeping stuff, not pure garbage. I don't even want to know what's hiding under #1.

      • http://www.facebook.com/michaeljtrent Michael Trent

        Exactly my thoughts. People are just f***ing lazy slobs and now they have a scape-goat by saying "I'm a hoarder, it's a disease". No sir, you are a lazy ass who needs to take responsibility for yourself and clean up.

        Given there are people who are "hoarders" and honestly just need to learn to let things go.

    • 4nbstd

      Most hoarders also have some degree of OCD. Legit hoarders keep their shit well organized/categorized.

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