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  • I_am_elf

    #13 you know how I know you're gay?

    • Waitaminute

      I'd say that's a very well done tattoo. Creepy. Gay. But great job by the artist.

    • Explanation

      It's a picture of Ostap Bender, legend. The equivalent in the US would be like getting a tattoo of Darth Vader.

      • Captlazarus

        And if you got it on your thigh with those panties on, I'd still know how you're gay.

        • Elton John

          You all seem downright paranoid about what constitutes what's gay. I'll give you one guess how that usually turns out……

          • http://lemonparty.org Freddy Mercury

            Amen.

    • WIOe

      #26

      your average chiver.

      • emily

        i cannot stop watching this gif

    • snoobs89

      nobody notice the guy giving the other guy a blowy in the background.

  • EasternCanuck

    #2 the effects of drinking and flying.

    • sucks2suck

      everybody knows superman cant get drunk

      • Master_Rahl

        Clearly you didn't see Superman 3. He got off-his-ass drunk and started shattering liquor bottles by flicking peanuts into the liquor stock. Supes on the booze is a baaaaad man.

    • its_forge

      Not a reader of his books but I believe that's one of the "other" Supes that popped up after the original was famously beaten to death in that issue of the comic book that everyone on Earth has a copy of.

      • damn

        STFU ,u r gtng creepier by the day.

        • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

          Yeah, we all know you are cool now, man

          • its_forge

            Yeah he's so frickin' cool inney?

    • Deport Saetero

      Much better costume than the one for the new movie

    • douche

      superman prime

  • Verbal_Kint

    #15 + #4 seems like a good fit…

    • Nailed It

      #15 Hover Hand

  • Demonio

    #7 GENIUS!

    • Henrik

      No, not really.

    • SeaBassEX

      Cheap is more like it.

  • Anon

    I love this site, just as much as everyone else, but is it REALLY necessary to post some of the same pics over and over again? It seems like you can't remember what you just posted yesterday. How about some new pics once in awhile?

    • Dan

      I guess they've found all of the other sites pics and posted them.

      • izsmile

        I agree, its like going back in time visiting this site, either that or Izismile.com can predict the future!

    • Master_Rahl

      think of it like watching a movie over again… sometime you catch shit you missed the first time around. Sometimes, you change the effing channel.

      • DaddyD

        Think of it like channel surfing … sometimes you hit something you've seen before and keep going … other times, you linger when you recognize an old friend.

        • Brother Maynard

          think of it like seeing something you already saw several times: you eventually wonder what went wrong, and go out and get a life.

          • PressWord

            Think of it like accidental gay porn, the girls never came.

    • its_forge

      The site admins are all goldfish.

  • fffcfcfcfcffcfcfc

    firstttttttt

    • Saga

      yeah rigth_

    • almost

      Nice tttttttry

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000349369337 Rick Van de Schepop

    Some good old ones but a fair amount of new ones, I mean.. this is the internet after all 😉

  • Akon

    #18 has wood.

    • hMMMM

      kinda want one.

  • Dan

    #10 Don't you hate when they leave the little note on your door but don't leave the package?

    • Master_Rahl

      what package?

  • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

    #25…I would have not cut it and noted that the computer generated a random number of 1 slice.

    • Tim

      Pieces is plural. 1 is not an option.

      • NJF

        Precisely

      • Zilch

        Yet zero is. Math….mindblowing.

  • PartyMarty

    #4 Oliver Platt?

    • equalizermax

      You did remember her name… good for you

    • Katie

      Hurley?

  • HillBilly Bone

    LMAO! Failure beyond failing. #22

    • Jen

      if you look at just her face (albeit nasty), you wouldn't think she had a massive gut like that…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=584716338 Misty Nelson

      she also has back fat

    • Chicagoman

      I'd still hit that

  • jrey81

    #18, hipster scooter enthusiast would ride the wood.

  • equalizermax

    #8 Meanwhile in New Jersey…

    • AGM

      too soon, man!

  • Eh?

    It must be really tough working for the Chive. Every day, you have to go through your own archives to figure out which pictures need to be reposted for the 20th time.

    • its_forge

      And yet, here you are.

      • Wwae

        not clever. still creepy.

        • its_forge 108p

          Can i make love to you Wwae ?

        • its_forge

          /ignore-on

          • Eh?

            If only you would ignore all of us, we could be rid of one little annoyance.

    • JAFitC

      No one's making you look, dude.

  • turbodude

    There ya go Chive…..new T-shirt idea ! And I want you to donate ALL the profits to charity !
    #14

    • Leftie

      That's Jon Ryan, punter for the Seattle Seahawks. And he's wearing Randy Johnson's t-shirt. Available at the Seattle Mariners Team Shop

  • Codey

    Ahhh yes back to college #11

  • Andy

    #21 Hagrid?

    • Master_Rahl

      "You're a wizard, Wilson!"

    • Ken

      Hagrid and Wilson: another doomed Hollywood romance.

  • FolleRousse

    #10 started cracking up when i saw it. made me drop peach down my top

    • Master_Rahl

      happiest peach evar…

    • Paul

      Why no picture of that?

      • FolleRousse

        because it was a delicious peach which i chose to focus more on eating. besides not much to see lol

  • Zac

    #22 I think I might know her, she's pregnant….

    • US Navy Sailor

      riiiiiiight

    • marylander

      Or just a moo cow….

  • NebraskaGuy

    #21 Wilsssssssssssson!!!

    • droopaloop

      That guy's too fat to have been stranded anywhere but at a buffet.

      • Master_Rahl

        he ate the other survivors

  • MacNCheesePro

    #11 These are some tough times we live in!

    • HUH?

      first world problem: dont have enough $$ left after buying all that beer, guest are gonna laugh at me for running them thru the wash. 😦

  • grog

    #9 probably would be smarter to buy a proper hand rest instead of having to explain to people why you always smell like condom lube.

    • Quest101

      Why is that person resting his arm on a dildo?

      • The Chivery

        'Cause everyone knows a real Chiver is always prepared when the insatiable urge strikes to shove a penis shaped object up their ass.

        Chive on!

    • FolleRousse

      it could be unlubed.

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #25 Wow. The level of customer service from this pizza place is admirable. Most places around here would have interpreted that as "random adhesion points on the box top".

  • http://www.facebook.com/gregisgreg Greg Lee

    so…many…reposts!

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