I hate my job (26 Photos)

  • Joey C

    yes he would #26

    • Master_Rahl

      don't cross him, or he'll haunt your ass…. literally

      • doglet

        how about doing jobs that dont suck…for inspiration…we all need.

        • Master_Rahl

          words of wisdom right here. I wouldn't complain if I saw jobs that didn't suck. we know MANY that do.

    • Justin

      I thought at first it said "Michael Jackson wants to do your mouth – Today!"

    • ElleBelle

      Through fear…..

  • greasdupdeafguy

    I always thought I wanted a career, it turns out that I just wanted a paycheck

  • 10 year old

    #7 What are those funny looking toys?

    • droopaloop

      Retro flash drives.

    • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

      lol. havent seen a floppy disk in for ever!

  • who knew

    #22 Got to knock one of those suckers out of my kids playhouse this weekend.

  • http://stevesphotography.org/ turbodude

    I will help you beautiful !

    • MAX_POW

      I will help you too #12 …i can wet the envelopes for you!

    • Boo Letters.

      Kindly send a couple of photos WITHOUT those pesky letters!

  • acoustrix

    #12 send me one plz!

  • http://man-lair.com Stafferty

    His other one is currently occupied for fapping purposes.

  • BMW

    I'll be glad to help… #12

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=644649048 Diego Colafabio

    #17 AutoCHIVE

    • Westy

      haha awesome. That's exactly how my days are spent

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=644649048 Diego Colafabio

        you're not alone! 😉

        • macman1987

          as we speak. lol

          • .riley

            I support this. The program and the workflow. CAD can sometimes only be made usable by a high dose of theChive.

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=644649048 Diego Colafabio

              yes, specially when you see three fatal errors/hour

  • Anonymous

    #6 made me laugh
    #12 is hot.
    #22 Fuck that. I hate stinging insects. Kill them with fire.

  • AssClown

    #15 Vader piss – taste like heaven at 8 in the morning.

  • MacNCheesePro

    #26 would motivate me more if it had him as he looked in Thriller with the zombies behind him. "Fill out your timesheet or Michael will eat your brains!"

  • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

    #12 I have a better job for you 😉

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  • thom

    Also, displays job openings for Art History, Ethnic Studies and, in Obama's economy, Business majors.

    • Master_Rahl

      note to self – stop using invisible paper. Oh shit, where's that note??

    • thom

      I think I pissed off some Art History majors.

      • jimbojones

        I think you are too impressed by yourself.

    • shaka

      Obama sucks!!!!!!! and before all the drones start talking about it being Bush's fault, remember BHO has been POTUS for over 2-1/2 years, it is HIS fault!!!!!

      • Red

        Worst. President. Ever.

  • mali_sapun

    #24 take every available precautions!
    near me, there was a factory that produced asbestos related products, and, because they had poor protection, most of the workers now suffer from asbestosis and lung cancer. please be careful!

    • The_Dood

      That can't be legal.

      • giggitygiggitygoo

        neither are the immigrants they hire

    • Paul

      Wear plastic bags with zip ties to close them so the stuff doesnt get in…. and dont forget to give it to the to those workers…

      • Paul

        Im not saying to wear it over the head but hey… that works too…

    • mali_sapun

      this happened because government was greedy and ignored complaints about poor work safety.
      and immigrants didn't work there, locals did.

  • Endo

    #12 – Find her. I'll give you a hint, she works for an electric company and probably is an administrative assistant of some kind. Oh yeah she' s blonde and also smokin' hot.

    • Broseph Stalin

      Elementary my dear Watson!

    • the fun police

      i dare say replying to the email she attached this picture to when she sent it to the chive would be easier than borderline stalking.

  • misschris

    #7 *pew pew*

    • Felonious Monk

      MUCH funnier with your audio…well done

  • RJG

    #3 I feel the pain.

    • hari0019

      I thought this is expected when you are a lib arts major

    • shaka

      this is expected when you elect Barack Obummer as POTUS

  • KMD

    Jessica Simpson? #12

  • JHarris

    #22 Don't you mean 'Hive On'?

    • Dead Embryonic Cells

      Ha! That comment is the funniest thing I've seen on this sight in at least a week! Nice 🙂

  • Chivoso

    #12… Jessica Simpson's much more beautiful sister. Find her!

  • JHarris

    #12 I wonder if she is stacked under her stack?

  • Logan


    • thom

      Do you know how much pussy musicians get?

  • PalmBeachChiver

    #12 MOAR PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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