Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • Dorian

    #49

    Good morning from Tahiti 🙂

    • COCO

      You know that is a man with a blond wig.

      • Chiver

        I'd do him.

    • MAX_POW

      Good Evening from New jersey xD
      and also #5 an #16 FTW….no contest

    • AssClown

      Mmm, love the taste of that in the morning in bed…

  • marc

    #45

    It's all fun and games until…

    • dave m.

      somebody gets their vagina wheeled off?

    • snowbird

      she leaves the kitchen?

    • Anon

      surprise butseks?

    • os99

      FUCK! Turn it off, turn it off!

    • USAF

      more than 6 inches of rubber gets plowed into her

    • Chelios

      a big black piece of rubber humps you?

    • craigarlen

      something about skid marks?

    • http://www.facebook.com/palm.mark Mark Palm

      Maybe, but I sure wouldn't hold back trying to tap/bump that …

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      … the ol' front-tire-endo-cunt-punt goes a bit too far.

      • JHL1

        … the rug burns are replaced by road rash

    • Impaler

      I heard of these new bike racks.

    • Anon123

      Fuck those faggots trying to get thumbs up with shitty comments.

  • bigmikeskinsfan

    #37

    hahahahaahaa..holy shit thats uncomfortably funny!!

    • Dingo8MyBaby

      Looks semi-like Ben Folds

      • Erika

        At first I thought it was a BF5 promotional photo

        • dorkfish

          sweet overalls

  • james

    #35

    Whitney seems like a fun girl to party with

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Well said, guy with the same first name as me….wait I said that last week……..

    • StinkyCologne

      She should party in my pants.

    • StinkyCologne

      But only if she puts a bag on her head first.

    • Jacob

      Or an alcoholic.

    • JOHN

      you can tell a chick's hotness/ wealth by the company of female friends she keeps. this chick is so regular chive it is crumbelieveable. no thanks

      • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

        Hey now, what's with all the hostility?
        And furthermore, who are you to deem what quality of people my friend's are by simply seeing a photo?
        It was a bachelorette for one of my best friends.
        You guys need to relax. for rrrreal.

        • http://twitter.com/monsatano @monsatano

          welcome to the internet.

          • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

            Touche'

            • Franklin

              Don't worry. I still dig ya. 🙂

  • kill Paula

    ignore Paula- no thumbs up, no thumbs down- it's the only way to kill a troll

    • Chiver

      Way to lead by example. You are doing a great job "ignoring Paula". The only way you could be ignoring her less is if you're having sex with her as you type.

    • VinnyJ12190

      Paula makes me laugh…this didn't.

      • kill Paula

        it wasn't a joke- die troll biiiiiiiiitch

    • sheoncebelieved

      #2 that's a chick about to nose dive into Paula's vagina

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You rang, my lord?

      Hi Chivers!! Anyone up for cybersex in the comment section? It's never been done before, not even on Reddit (oh wait, nvmd). Anyway: I'll start:

      [Paula] I am out of Rohypnol so I club you in the head and drag your unconcious body back to my basement. You wake up just before I can put on the handcuffs.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • They See Me Trollin

        Let's start by me removing your fat belt and gently massaging between the folds of skin around what I can only guess is your abdomen region. Care for some Cheese Whiz? Let's get this party started.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Right! I put on my robe and wizard hat.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
          — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

          • Done

            Then I come in, shoot both of you in the head, and leave.

            Story over. No more comments

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              They See Me Trollin and I are startled by someone shooting a gun next door. Then say: "Fuck it" and go about our business.

              Hugs,
              Paula
              – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
              — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

              • Innocent bystander

                And now I have to clean my drink from my keyboard :):):)

              • They See Me Trollin

                Ugh, sorry I passed out for a while from the smell emerging from your skin flap-folds. Back in action now. Oh… my.. god… what did you do with the Cheese Whiz you nasty ass bitch? Also…. my nipples are itchy for some reason.

                Now then, on to the teabagging….

                • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                  Despite me resembling #28 more than anything else I am inspired by #29's pose and try to imitate it. The stool immediately gives up and breaks in to a dozen pieces. With a loud thundering sound I crash onto the floor. One leg of the stool has pierced my left arm.
                  The policemen from next door are now peeking trough the window.

                  • They See Me Trollin

                    At this point I throw on my #23 costume, which doubles as an actual condom, believe it or not – and I'm about to get all like #41 on your ass. It seems the cops are busy, mesmerized by the #37 photoshoot happening next door (Mac The Intern and his sleep over buddy?) – so the coast is clear.

                    I grab on to the leg of the stool protruding from your arm and spin around you wildly in my #5 costume, with my weiner hanging out, of course. At this point, you crumble under your own weight, with me literally being the straw which broke the camel's (your, and I say that in the nicest way possible) back.

                    I hire #47 because that might be the only way I can get you to the McDonalds for an emergency life saving Big Mac IV session.

                    • Westy

                      Was sad to see this end. I was really getting into it

                    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                      Sorry for being out of touch They See Me Trollin, but as you know while driving to the fast food heaven I passed out from all the blood loss. Did enjoy it before falling asleep uhh…. passing out!

                      Hugs,
                      Paula
                      – the one you love to hate

                    • They Seen Me Trollin

                      You had me at "DAR." See you later today, snookums.

              • paula

                wots up monkey shit stain paula eh?

  • HobbesTiger

    Hey Chive, where are the Bucky Larson ads and pics? Was it because 'Bucky Larson' Earns Rare 0% on Rotten Tomatoes?

    • steven

      na, it's because they only advertise until the movie opens

    • Doc

      Hey at least the ads help pay Chive's bills and keep the servers running

      • Lion Tamer

        apparently the server bill is something like $30,000/month because the site serves so many images. so I'm ok with a few paid sponsorships 🙂

        • snowbird

          what in the hell are you smoking and why would the bill be 30,000 a month? do you also believe the moon is a couple miles away? do you know how many jpegs you can put on a 1gb usb stick…. or one server (Hp DL320 $1000) with ONE 500gb harddrive? Im going to get a lot of negatives on this post but you my friend are a fucking dumb.

          • Please finish!

            "a fucking dumb" what?

            • Lotus

              If you don't understand then you are a stupid.

          • bettingonthecubs

            anything but thumbs down….how can one survive being thumbed down?!?!? oh the humanity

          • its_forge

            Do you have any idea what the word "bandwidth" means as related to serving web files?

          • darwin

            snowbird,

            Had a friend at wordpress tell me the chive serves out nearly 1 terabyte of data every single hour. which is flat out nuts. I don't know how that translates in $ but I have a rough idea – I'd guess their bill is closer to $40,000/month.

            it has nothing to do with how many jpegs you can fit on a usb stick at all. It has more to do with the fact that 1 terabyte of data means the chive is serving roughly 8-11 million total images every single hour.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Just felt like posting this (see http://resignationmedia.com/properties/thechive/)…
        No info about bandwidth though, CHIVE!! Spill the beans!

        theCHIVE Stats:
        •5 Million Unique Visitors / 20 Million Visits per month
        •85 Million Pageviews
        •650,000 Homepage Hits/day
        •US Alexa Rank: 439
        •109,000 Facebook Fans
        •Zero human casualties

        Audience Demographics:
        •Age: 18-34
        •73% Male
        •58% Salaries $60k-$100k+
        •75% Over 21
        •73% Have no children
        •0.003% live in a cave

        OK I added the last one myself.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • They See Me Trollin

          Just as I suspected… It's a sausage fest.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Well we have LG (<3) to make more than up for that.

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one you love to hate

            • They See Me Trollin

              You kidding? She lives for sausage fests.

              • They See Me Trollin

                Agent Smith strikes again. How clever. Chivers are so dumb they have to hijack other trolls' names because creativity is severely lacking. That said, I am quite sure she enjoys sausage fests, but only ones with the good kind of Jimmy Dean sausage, not the frozen pre-packaged kind you find your roommate bought like 4 years ago but you're drunk and hungry, and you'll probably be puking later anyway so fuck it kind.

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                See why I love her? ❤

                Hugs,
                Paula
                – the one you love to hate

  • suck it

    #37 why are your overalls unzipped…and why do you have that guilty look on your face?

  • https://www.facebook.com/CashMoneyMoore Joseph Moore

    I call dibs on #49

    • First Time Caller

      I'm only thumbing you down because I hate when people say "THE" Ohio State

      • Edwardo

        that is actually due to a lawsuit filed by ohio university requiring ohio state to call themselves The Ohio State Univ

        • Edwardo

          but i do agree some are very obnoxious about it…

        • http://www.facebook.com/THIS.SPACE.4.RENT Tim Love

          "The" is actually required on most universities proper names. I go to Penn State and the only two officially recognized names are Penn State and The Pennsylvania State University.

  • RhodeIslandChiver

    Hey #9, I'm 22… Call me

    • RhodeIslandChiver

      She'll call

      • MAX_POW

        …tomorrow

      • Ima dick

        it's such a rarity to find someone that's only a year away from your age, how could she not?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Hi I'm 43, bang me instead!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • https://www.facebook.com/Griffin.Ryan Ryan Griffin

        I'd rather stick my dick in a meat grinder than your vagina, Paula.

      • BIll57

        your I.Q uh? 43 that figures

    • 21 Yr Old Hottie

      RI Chiver??? OMGOMGOMG I'm from RI too, this picture was taken in Cape Cod! I will DEFINITELY call you I think your screen name is SOOOOO hot, I bet you're a stud. Just go to this website (www.internetcreepers.com) and verify your age so that I know you're real! See you soon!

      • RhodeIslandChiver

        Nice try, but I'm a proud member of internetcreepers.com for 10 years now. Age verification is not a part of that website.

    • diver chivette

      this picture was taken in lake michigan*

  • Al Money

    #15 Nailed it..

    • dashete

      Being that wrong is an art form

  • Mcfly707

    #37 meanwhile in Alabama…

    • Undershooter30

      Nope if it were Alabama there would be a pic of a football and the background would be Crimson. I'm thinking more Arkansas.

      • thomf

        More like San Francisco.

        • Ql;kaa

          more like a photo from the Chive get together.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=552475962 William Marble

    TEE SHIRTS NAO PWEASSSEEEEE

    • Trolletry In Motion

      #18
      Your mom was a dude,
      So your dad is gay….

  • tell the truth

    admit it guys, you thought just for a sec that #11 had a nice ass…

    • COCO

      True, looks soft and round. I am a guy and I totally would hit that.

    • earl

      i figured that ass would still be sore from the pounding it took from us… GO VOLS!

      • NAACP

        So, VOLS fans pound man-ass? Good to know.

    • marin county

      fuck it, i did.

    • a dude

      dunno why you're getting downvoted. that man has a fantastic ass

    • Jules

      Rounded to perfection with a supple curve. Yep, I approve!

    • JOELMT

      The Best part was when he went over to the Cal Poly Side line and spred his cheeks!

      • The Chivery

        You, gentlemen, are outstanding examples of what is means to be a true Chiver.

        Chive on!

    • listenlady

      HAHA!

    • SeaBassEX

      FTG

      Go Cats!

      • ALAandy

        I play for the Cats, and I approve this comment.

    • catie

      thats Dan Thew. representing Wisconsin like a boss.

    • Hammer_Pants

      Yeah, he must work out.

    • DCchillin'

      Grizzlies for the win! never seen a Missoula pic on here before. home town pride

    • FTC!!!

      In my almost daily reading of the chive have I never been more surprised to see a picture. I go to UM and was at the game. Kid ran around buck ass naked for a good two minutes and nobody even bothered him.

    • Oregonian

      Same thing happened my freshman year at Montana (05-06). He made it to the middle of the field and started doing a dance and was eventually caught and taken off by security and police. It was hilarious, of course, but a bit awkward since it happened to be Parent's Weekend and I was sitting next to my mom.

      • Jen

        CS, bro.

    • mtpuckhead

      GO GRIZ!!!

  • Bill57

    #1 open wide and say awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    • Bill57

      I meant #2

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        OMG you fail again, you are so boring, yawn, you should leave now and never come back, get a life, leave the basement, get out, shall not pass, this was your best remark yet, you suck, etc. etc..

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21
        – got the LOTR references?

        • They See Me Trollin

          LIKE A BOSS

        • Bill57

          as I have told you before trolling you was never so easy. I have a life you are jealous cause you don't have one. I do suck but i would never suck you.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            I guess I missed the part where you ever trolled me good sir.

            Hugs,
            Paula122
            – What? I thought we were posting our IQ's behind our name?

            • BIll57

              thats cause you are a brainless twit

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                Oh come on! I shit turds that have better comebacks than this!
                Anyway I'm off now, see you back home dear.

                Hugs,
                Paula
                – the one you love to hate

                • BIll57

                  that's what you are full of- shit

  • Sharky

    #9 #35 You've both turned out nicely

    • COCO

      There is nothing nice about having your drunk picture on the web for the world to see.

    • MAX_POW

      nicely?. that is your choice of word?…i would say "you turned out very hot #9 and hot and crazy #35

      • notpedobear

        #8 #34 yes quite nicely.

    • bucket-barfing

      and super-desperate for attention…

    • Ql;kaa

      great. she turned out to be a bar-slut butter-face. remarkable success story there.

      • Fucking Steve

        Yeah, Fuck having a good time.

        • Fucking Steve's Mom

          yeah, fuck not having fun that doesn't involve drinking yourself into a coma like a stupid 15 year old.

          • Jacob

            No one likes an alcoholic attention whore. Or a regular attention whore for that matter. Or a regular whore for that matter.

            • Fucking Steve's Mom

              exactly. well said Jacob.

            • Franklin

              What, so a girl who gets drunk on the weekend with her friend is an alcoholic attention whore? Generalize much?

      • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

        Hey now, what's with all the hostility?
        It was one of my best friend's bachelorette.
        You guys need to relax. ha

        • JOHN

          you are not hot

          • ShakeyTheMoyle

            Oh shut up! She's very pretty….and looks fun…ya shallow bastard!

        • Rufio Foo

          i agree with JOHN. you really need to do something about that face.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Oh never mind those teens dear, don't hold it against them that they get nervous around cuties such as yourself.
          You should see them face to face. That is, if you could, as they'd probably be uncomfortably looking at the ground a lot while mumbling and generally being very insecure. Props for you!

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=776740181 Michel Payette

            I'm with Paula (did I just that?!!)

            • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

              Seriously. Thank you Paula.
              They don't phase me. I don't submit to the chive because I want a million comments about how hot I am. I was a nerdy little girl… it's a classic picture that captures the epitome of the nerd i was. And the drunken pic was actually initially submitted for "soo you got wasted."

              • Jen

                Wrong. You submitted this picture with the hope that all the nerd geeks in here would praise you. Unfortunately, you are not really that hot, but I'd still do you.

                • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

                  Actually… no, I didn't.

                  I think theChive is hilarious & I enjoy to send in photos that are different than the ones that are often repeated. (I submit countless photos that are NOT "chivette"… that are also occasionally posted)

                  I guess that's what "being a chiver" is to me. (Am I getting sentimental for theChive?) This website contributes to a few laughs for me throughout my day… And I'm happy to return the favor.

                  Sure, occasionally they're of me… and definitely, I'd prefer a compliment over an insult. Who wouldn't?

                  But I am not sending in solely for the "praise" of anyone here.
                  i mean, i GUESS it could just be me…
                  But I sure as shit prefer being praised in REAL life for something… a little more substantial?

                  "Chiving" is merely a hobby.
                  The comments posted about me hold no significance in how I live my life or how I feel about myself that day. I can find my "ego boost" fix plenty of ways and places other than the internet. Thanks.

                  • soda pop

                    Bullshit!! attention whore 101.

                  • soda pop

                    #5 and #16 were the ONLY hott girls from this post…..nuff said.

  • What

    #27 WTF…am I the only one seeing that?

    • adsfa

      lol uhhh i just saw what your talking about…thanks dick!

    • Eric

      Are you referring to the hand/penis?

    • http://TheChive.com Drewcifer

      FINISH HIM!!!!!!

  • Karl

    18TH!!!!!

    • mooseknuckle907

      Go on and be someone now!

  • eddy

    #14 what is the evil bug thing from?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      1995's CGI?

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • Bill57

        paula made the dar #28

    • Guest

      That's Megaguirus from Godzilla vs Megaguirus. One of the worst Godzilla films to be honest

  • AssClown

    #27 Will prolly break my penis in bed…will be totally worth it.

    • Ra the Sun God

      …her tits could probably break a dick

      • Zaedrus

        Challenge accepted.

    • Rico

      I had no idea that Bane was a chick… or that Batman was a skinny Asian dude.

  • RhodeIslandChiver

    #32 I'll do any DARn thing you want

    • sac town

      then i will come and do it right!

    • Chick in pic 32

      Go Away!

      • Girl in pic 32

        Look I can pretend to be a chivette too. Yeah right a girl who sends in a pic like that DOESN'T want attention.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=776740181 Michel Payette

          Da fuck are u talkin about?

  • Semper Fi

    #31 God bless u guys

    • Bill57

      Chive on you guys rock. thanks for your service

    • ArmyStrong HUA!

      Were exactly are the "Chivettes"? Either meant to say Chivers or you're a bunch of dumb Jarheads that dont know the difference between the two…

      • Coldzilla

        "Were exactly"?

        LOL

        Man I love irony!!

        • Bill57

          open mouth insert his foot no no his leg on that one wtg armystrong

      • TuckFexas

        Hua? What is that, OOORAH with a dick in your mouth? Instead of hanging out in your local bar back home telling tales of bullshit heroics in far off lands that i'm sure you "WERE" a part of, how about you grab a dictionary bootlips. SEMPER FI

      • DDN

        They are not marines, I think they are army because of the multicam pattern uniform.

      • USAF

        Hey douchebag…maybe the "redecorating" they did was referring to the other Marine "Chivettes" writing the word "Chivette" on their arms.

        I swear, some of the worst people I've ever had to work with were Army

      • MarioG21

        First of all, it was a joke. Second, we're not jarheads, we're SOLDIERS! Get it right!

      • flip

        doesnt the national guard pay you to go back to school and learn the difference between where and were?

    • Enon

      God doesn't exist, but accept this hi five from me, a real person – instead.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      No fuck you shitheads, leave the Chivettes to us!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • BIll57

        remeber guys this is what you are dealing with #28

    • The Dark Lord

      i'll bet this is what those guys(and the rest of american soldiers) are up to. especially since they're Chivers.
      http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/File:Gaymilitaryb

    • USLethel

      Funny, all this Army bashing in an attempt to defend SOLDIERS! That's Multicam, not Desert Marpat. The Marine comment comment about "a dick in your mouth" probably should have looked a little closer before trying to mock them. Any Marine who's actually deployed with Marine Desert cammies knows the difference. Oh, and way to thumbs up the Air Force guy who said that the Army was the worst they'd ever worked with.

      • 1st cav in paktika

        obviously the chivettes part was a joke. and bash away. enjoy your freedom while we sit over here in Afghanistan.

    • Franklin

      Oo-rah!

      • Franklin

        Or Hooah! Whatever you like.

  • jordan

    #49 amazing

    • sac town

      to say the least!!! I want to see the rest now!

    • pwndu232

      You're right. That is a nice coffee mug.

  • Drew_BfloTrace

    #16….nice to see a beautiful girl from Michigan on the chive

    • USAF

      I'd like her to represent the Lions next…The Lions finally deserve some attention

      • marc

        MO OR GTGO

    • Admiral Ackbar

      It would be nice to see more of this girl from Detroit.

    • Go Blue in Jerzee

      Go Tigers. 11 in a row. Lets see ya in a michigan hat next. Goo Bluee

    • MIK24A2

      Less then a month till hockey season!!! Go Wings!! From Detroit by the way not a band wagoner!

    • Ha.Ha.

      as a fan from philadelphia, i can say that i respect detroit athletics (except U.Mich, but that's only b/c they're in the same division as PSU). i think that is saying a lot.

  • Kwilliams5000

    #38 Donnie Darko bunny?

    • ROK247

      why dont you take off that silly human suit?

      • bettingonthecubs

        you'll shoot your eye out kid

    • Ql;kaa

      god that movie sucked.

  • turbodude

    Way too disturbing…..forever etched in my mind.
    #37

    • COCO

      I personally do not see any wrong with that.

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