Middle Eastern Shenanigans (33 photos)

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  • KenRayJen

    #1 it was that easy huh?

    • Darkside

      Bush dumbass couldnt find him…so, yeah.

    • BIll57

      he waws easy to find cause obama is his brother

      • Vlad

        shut up fag

        • shaka

          fuck you, obama sucks more dick than Linda Lovelace.

          • JHL1

            Damn you! Now I can't stop wondering how much dick Linda Lovelace sucks!

          • Vlad

            Shut up shaka. before I lock you into a portable toilet and set it on fire

            • BIll57

              Vlad go impale your boyfriend

              • Vlad

                hey, I don't impale people anymore…But hey, at least I fought the right people…..unlike Bush….."Oh, 15 out of 19 of the 911 hijackers were saudi arabians?…lets invade Iraq"….yeah…..George Bush was a real fucking genius

  • JROC

    and gas cost 1.25 a L up here in Toronto #6

    • gutterville

      You canadians cry way too much. We brits have to put up with prices like £1.40 per litre( thats nearly double what you pay)

    • http://www.facebook.com/grilldress Kai Remi Moen Andersen

      Cost 3.15 here in norway, US/canada has such cheap gas compared to the rest of the world i vomit everytime one of you complain.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

        In America, our shit is a little more spread out. Commutes of over 30 miles are not uncommon here.

        • james

          Its not like you drive east to west every day, this was norway mountains fjords, many people travel near 30 miles in norway as well, don't you guys start crying over gas prices

          • its_forge

            Fine then I'll cry about our unbelievably shitty trains and buses.

            • isaaclw

              This. This is the factor.

              Americans need to stop complaining about gas prices and realize that we are old fashion by insisting on driving cars.

              Even if you factor in how spread out the country is public transportation is ATROCIOUS.

              I don't need to travel by train from the east to the west coast, but taking a train from Virginia to Pennsylvania (a 3 hour car ride) should NOT take 12 hours.

              • BIll57

                that's primarily because railroads are freight not passenger they make all their money on freight so passenger trains are a hindrance

                • its_forge

                  They don't have to be. Publicly-assisted passenger train systems do great in every other nation on the planet that's even capable of laying down a rail system. Why oh why then is it not right for the US?

        • its_forge

          And our politicians keep downvoting things that would save on gas money like auto standards and public transportation.

          • okaaaay

            you're just foolish

            • its_forge

              LOL if you say so pal. Public transportation has turned out to work just fine in, here we go again, **every other industrialized nation on Earth,** but it's WRONG for AMERICA because publicly-funded things that help people is SOCIALISM and we're NOT SOCIALISTS. Never mind how decent public bus and rail systems would actually save the country trillions of dollars in the long run and make it possible for people to get back to work and pay taxes so the economy would have their revenue again and we wouldn't be in the financial dire straits we got into by giving all our tax money to giant banks, oil companies and defense contractors.

      • Bubblz

        Do people not realize that the daily distances travelled in Canada and US are much much bigger than those travelled in most countries in Europe? Hence, even at $1.25 it still ends up costing us more than when what you pay because we consume more of it….k, tnx

        • JessicaR

          Yeah, wouldn't it be nice if we had a train system in place that covered the whole US like Europe? One day…

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

            Having my transportation depend a public vehicle? No thanks. Already been stranded once in San Fan because the BART was hacked.

            • its_forge

              That's just because public transportation in the US sucks giant whale dick. The rest of the world has about a billion and a half people using trains and buses to get to work and back every day without hardly a hitch whatsoever.

          • Fasteddy14

            Our government already has to subsidize the existing mass-transit systems, let alone building new ones. Amtrak would be out of business if it were not for subsidies. Too bad. I'd rather take a 2 hour train ride where I can relax, than a 5 hour car ride where i have to deal with traffic.

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

              Until someone messes up and two trains get put on the same track, causing an collision killing everyone both trains. Yes, someone I know was killed in a train accident.

              • guest

                I'm sorry about your friend, but compare the number of train accidents deaths to the hundreds of thousands of people that die in car accidents every year.

                • KitShopGuy

                  Yes the complaining about gas prices is very repetitive but as Bubblz stated most people in north america ( if you are not sure where that is you are beyond help) have quite the commute….myself i drive 2 hrs in the morning and almost double at night due to rush hours….we are paying $1.30 a litre Canadian ( thats more then the US dollar right now) bottom line about all this is that there is no need for the high prices…..

            • willypguts

              Yes–a mere 10% -15% of total transportation funding in the United States goes to public transportation. The other 85% goes to funding highways and roads, subsidizing oil companies, etc. So, why do you think Amtrak sucks and the automobile so popular: hint–the government made it that way.

          • BIll57

            never gunna happen, it will cost too much to build seprerate tracks just forTrain passenger traffic the tracks now in existance are for frieight which makes way more money for freight than passenger, so frieght trains get the right of way and passenger trains wait.

            • its_forge

              It isn't that difficult Bill, there isn't a train on every inch of track every second of the day. Our commuter rail here in Southeast Florida works just fine in spite of the fact the legislatures keep defunding it until it's got to operate on forty-eight cents they found in an ashtray and the deposit they got back on an old Coke bottle.

        • Pancho

          Dude, your roads are straight. Have you ever been to Europe? We haven't got a straight bit of road for more than 1km, and that's on highways. Might not seem much, but believe me, it adds up. And while you travel more distance, our cities are usually so dense that you lose the majority of your time in traffic jams, and running stationary is the most fuel-inefficient rpm level, so add that up too. Hmm, excuse me if I don't pity you while we continue to pay 2.20 dollars/liter…

          • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.neufeldt Christopher Neufeldt

            So what? Our wonderful government doesn't allow all the high MPG diesel cars that you guys get to enjoy, so we have to deal with 24-30mpg at best in the smallest of cars where your small cars get 40-50mpg. Shut up dickhead.

          • Bubblz

            Dude, believe me, we got traffic too 😉

    • ....

      i dont believe gas is black…..

      • lolz

        i dont believe you are very smart

        • http://www.facebook.com/free2shred Shawn Michael George

          Considering that is crude oil…

          After all the additives, gasoline is usually a light brownish color.

      • BIll57

        gas is not black but oil is and thats where gas comes from

    • failman

      FAIL – he is lying in a tub of oil not gasoline.

      • its_forge

        Pretty sure lying in a tub of crude for any length of time would at the very least make you extremely sick.

  • Pat

    #29 had meade craking up!!!!

    • Pwithc

      i agree, I also saw an alcoholic drink made from honey laughing hysterically

    • Mokuseitora

      This is how they e-mail bomb

    • Pat

      FML… I meant #20… It must be Monday!

  • Sad Man

    Some of these have nothing to do with the Middle East, on another nore , please get me out of here.

    • BIll57

      what is flying through the air in #15?

      • L34dP1LL

        A bird.

      • BIll57

        I didn't post this someone is impersonating me lmao Failed

  • KenRayJen

    #28 after the lost of his Rancor, it was just never the same.

    • Demon_Cleaner

      Best comment ever.

    • paulhitchcock

      Well played, sir…well played.

    • http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

      Kuato the persian cat…..lives!

  • Nick_FTW

    #13 its ok stare

    • Dan

      The next pic, taken 1 minute later, showed the blonde lying on the ground, with the two arab women above her smashing her with rocks.

      • LiT

        they were just wondering if she wasn't cold

    • MAX_POW

      THEY are saying: "look that slut"

      • namehere

        Naw, that's envy written all over their faces.

        • its_forge

          Nope, I've seen that look; that look is "THOSE shoes with THAT dress? SERIOUSLY?"

  • http://Homes4Men.com Stafferty

    #9 Okay, we will let women drive, but they still have to wear the burkas.

  • Akon

    I don't even know what to say…

  • Sad Man

    Some of these have nothing to do with the Middle East, on another note , please get me out of here.

  • Demon_Cleaner

    #20 and #21 are the clear winners here.

    • confused

      didnt think arab women could even vote

    • BruthaV

      #21

      "The streets will flow with the blood from the infidel! Ahmed, bring me the Goat of Death!"

  • dagleja3

    #13 – I would rock that outfit so much better than her!

    • Ahnold

      prove it!

    • Glennco

      which one?

      • BIll57

        pics or we don't believe you

  • Obi-Too

    #18 milf

    • SDC

      FILK

  • hmm

    hello

  • http://twitter.com/StrongAsMeat @StrongAsMeat

    #7 #9 WTF?!?!

    • theduck

      #7 probably a 419eater.com scam bait

      • grassroots

        Indian not middle eastern

  • ok..

    why no pics of terrorists?

    • BIll57

      HAHAHA thumbs up!

      • BIll57

        impersonator has nothing better to do. So immature childish games, the reason you don't see pics of terrorists is cause they don't want to be recogniozed as they are cowards like this impersonator

        • truth

          Impersonating "ok..". Yeah, good call BIll57. I suppose that is your given name? Douche bag

  • Rodd Hungwell

    #6 Thats just crude!

    • jeralin

      Well played sir, well played indeed.

      • bad man

        looking forward when this "well played sir" bit ends its hipness

        • Brother M.

          THANK YOU!!!! my god, i'm so fucking sick of seeing people type that shit!

        • http://frankdigits.tumblr.com/ frank_alv

          This is the internet do you really think that will happen?

    • Feuerbach

      I see what you did there

  • Iam_Dave

    #11
    "I HAVE A BREAD HELMET, ALLAH IS GREAT!!"

  • jkmcdermott

    That Afghanistan for you – #17 – you've had three thousand years and you still haven't paved the goddamned street.

    • Toby

      Streets tend to get blown up a lot around there so I guess the local council thought ahhh screw it.

    • WhyVess

      and note the black nasty stream at the bottom? I've stepped in that once. It's run off from a house. Everything from water they bathed in to piss and shit.

  • Dujefaca

    #9 PARKING.. you are doing it wrong

  • Duvel

    Oh that drift!

  • MrAliasMan

    #2 Guy with binoculars… oO(I hate my job)

    • B45op

      No take a look at the Guy steering the bike, he has the dude on the handlebars sitting on his head.

  • Big McLarge Huge

    #20 had me rolling !

  • Blindsided5

    #28 so can I have tomorrow off or what?

    • Birdhaus32

      Frau! Look what you did to Mr. Bigelsworth! Are my new rings hip and "with it"?

  • Birdhaus32

    #22 What happens if you clog it?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

      Then may the flies of a thousand camels infest your pubic hair.

    • AssClown

      You say ahhhhhhhhh…

    • guest

      That's actually one of the better toilets I've seen of the middle east.

  • AssClown

    #10 Was expecting Longcat…but the bunny did the job just fine

    • Dan

      Wonder if this was off the Late Late Show?

      • Coldzilla

        Im not sure….. is he swearing? 🙂

    • BulletproofMonk

      I'd hit it….
      like a 747

      • Rest of the World

        hahaha, 'cause that's what happened to the Twin Towers. lol.

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