Tattoos so ridiculous you almost have to love ’em (32 Photos)

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  • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.schultz3 Brandon Schultz

    first? 😛

    • brandon

      damnit pj

      • pjsupremex

        i am not always first, but when i am i do not state it

        • Short Bus All Stars

          thank you …I don't understand what compels morons to brag about being the first to comment on a column …. get a life ….reallly….no seriously

          • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.schultz3 Brandon Schultz

            Learn to use proper sentence structure, just so people don't think you're an ignoramus.

            • Rusty

              Why do you have two dudes suckin face as your avatar?

              • panduh

                why not?

  • AssClown

    #26 Any tattoos on tits is all right in my books, give's me a reason to stare…

    • teh dude

      two great boobs ruined in my book

      • Chiver

        It's cool, those are SO not real ink

      • Ken

        Concur. Tattoos on the chest really do a huge disservice to enjoyment of the boobies.

      • http://geektriumvirate.wordpress.com geektriumvirate

        those are fat girl boobs…pass

    • cuervo

      so the boobs are reason enough to stare mate?

  • bmoney

    Tattoos are so pointless. Just insecure people striving for attention.

    • Nesbit Faulkner

      Your life is so pointless. Just an insecure person striving for attention.

      • bmoney

        gee, take my original post, then turn it back on me. that's SOOOOO clever. got any other lame shit you'd like unload on your way to the Dane Cook comedy tour?

    • SkyVader

      Your post is so pointless. Just an insecure person striving for attention.

    • Poonchinello

      Your pointless is so post striving. Just an attention for an insecure.

    • Erin

      I have tattoos and im not striving for attention, they can all be covered up and its a good way to express yourself.

      • Mr. Brown

        Pics or GTFO…

    • Edwardo

      The number of tattoos is inversely proportional to the recipients IQ

      • MTLassen

        It would be amusing to hear that said to the face of a yakuza boss, running a multi-billion dollar crime syndicate…

        • Ichive

          You have no fucking clue what the Yakuza even is.

    • http://twitter.com/Grishniks500 @Grishniks500

      obvious troll is obvious

    • h8ter killer

      judging by your user name, you may just be upset that tattoos don't show up well on you…

    • frankysins

      tattoos have been a part of human cultures from all over the world for thousands of years. your lack of knowledge is pointless and youre obviously just insecure and striving for attention

      • Brother M.

        i think you should type about him being "insecure" and his post being "pointless" one more time, because i don't think the several people above you typing the exact same thing sufficiently got the point across. dumb ass.

        • frankysins

          lol so i guess the concept of intentional redundancy is a little over your head. Dont worry, youll understand some day. fucking retard

      • Blownapart

        ..and that makes his argument pointless because..? Whenever it's been part of cultures it has been either to show "belonging", or "status", both can be argued to be due to insecurity, surely?

      • Ichive

        Yes, but we were evolving past tribalism until the tat craze came along.

    • MTLassen

      Can't tell if troll, or just very stupid….

    • Virgiiniiadelia

      I wouldn't say pointless, because they clearly give you something to hate on.

      • Ichive

        Nope, pointless.

    • Marie

      WTF NO!!!! Not all tattoos jump out at you ignorant moron

  • pjsupremex

    #9 ftw

    • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

      Yeah, that one is pretty awesome!

      • qwert

        …for someone else to have

    • vindi

      What is the rectangle thing?

      • BooGa

        Beta Max older than VHS?

        • Nathanial Hörnblowér

          whats a VHS?

    • Tomas

      NEVER FORGET….. TO REWIND!! xD

      • ganja

        same thing i was thinking lol

        • Lt. Nick Bradshaw

          I think you meant "Be kind rewind"

  • MAX_POW

    The tattoos are not ridiculous….the tattoo-ed's are.

    • Hmm

      Tattooees?

      • MAX_POW

        hummm, not sure, English is my second language

  • cashmoneybrian

    #15 gingers keeping it classy

    • black27696

      I feel like this is a hipster. I'm not sure.

      • Allenavw

        Judge rules… hipster!

  • Dick Folgers

    #16 Easily the most regrettable choice in the entire post!

    • Ken

      I'd rather have the name Engelbert Humperdinck tattooed on my backside than Nickelback anywhere. LOL

      • IDTenT

        Hopefully the other arm says "Sucks".

  • Busted

    #32 Read those numbers is the Count's voice.

    • your name here

      Think you meant "Who didnt read those numbers in the Counts voice"

  • AssClown

    #16 This guy must be set ablaze…

    • bubblerider86

      pretty sure the tattoo artist died a little while (regrettably) working on this one…

    • Obama

      ohh I see what you did there.

  • Blindsided5

    #29 every woman needs one of these.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Ugh, you know nothing about women. He's got the correct switch. Now check this image:
      http://ammar.fuzedbulb.com/wp-content/uploads/200

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        True,True.

    • Dapper_Dave

      Right next to their mouth.

    • Patrick

      His ear is horrifically blown out. Probably the worst blowout I've ever seen.

  • MAX_POW

    #26 yes, i did notice the tattoo….after 5 minutes of staring…

    • Nathanial Hörnblowér

      after 5 mins of flapping

      • liljon

        fapping?

  • Kwilliams5000

    #21 "your" a fucking moron

    • http://www.facebook.com/FightingCorsair Dave Gal

      I agree.

      Your: Possessive. As in, "Your grammar sucks."

      You're: You are. As in, "You're an idiot for not knowing the difference."

      • Short Bus All Stars

        hence why they put it in "quotes" ….dumbass
        they were obviously making fun of the incorrect usage

        • Masschine

          And Dave was just explaining for the clueless.

      • welshist

        The world needs more people like you Dave

      • Franklin

        Come on, guys. Do you think someone with a proper education would get something that fucking stupid tatted on their arm? Of course they're not going to understand the subtle differences in English grammar.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1323445775 Brad Irwin

        I never knew so much about grammar until the internet.

    • JiMi

      I saw a screen shot of a facebook picture of this. Someone said he spelled "your" wrong and he responded that it was done on purpose because it was suppose to be written by a pirate or something like that. I don't know if its true or not but that was the explanation. Either way, its stupid.

  • cantcme

    #19
    Don't forget to bring a towel!

    • Flicka

      You guys wanna get – ok you know how it goes.

      • Birdhaus32

        NO! Go away you stupid towel!

    • ReallySeriously

      Towlie your the worst character ever.

      • towelie

        I know

  • James

    #5 is awesome

    • Ambush Steve

      Truer words were never spoken.

      I mean the ones from the cheetah.

  • Ziplab

    #21 it's "You're" dumbass. As in ~ You Are ~ a DUMBASS

    • Jay

      Oh really? We haven't noticed!

  • MrAliasMan

    #18 TSA: Remove your shirt please.

    • nojoke420

      I was just about to say…this looks like fun at the airport

  • Htisss

    Each one more full of fail than the next.

    • maria

      Than the last, you mean?

  • http://loccus.deviantart.com/ Loccus

    #9 made me laugh 🙂

  • misschris

    #32 Ah. Ah. Ahh.

    • Dick Folgers

      Miss Chris. I gotta know, was the gorgeous female form in Friday's DAR (31) yours?

      • misschris

        Nope, sorry hon, not me. I wish I could take credit for it though!

        • Dick Folgers

          Thanks. Enjoyed the beach pic btw. Keep posting.

  • Kaars

    #6 is pretty awesome… mad props.

    • Dr Boobs

      He still hasn't kicked ass yet, he just took some peoples names.

  • Brother Maynard

    #16 Idiot Label.

  • jackson

    #2 take a straight edge razor to your throat

    • Bryan

      its from Metalocalypse, but its only in one episode. way to "inside" for you whole back a think… but it was a hilarious episode

  • Lucas

    #16 It's probably only Chad Kroeger trying to convince himself that he is a fan of his band. I'm sure even he hates it deep down.

    • ZombieBootParty

      You know the names of the guys in nickelback? WEIRD

  • Demon_Cleaner

    #16 Holy fuck stick what a douche bag.

  • jkmcdermott

    #14 and #29 are the only ones here that are not inexplicably retarded.

    • saltygary

      #14 is not retarded? It's funny but stick figures with balls and titties are retarded.

      • http://BeerAndStupidity.blogspot.com/ BeerAndStupidity

        Dude lost a bet for sure…

      • Fasteddy14

        I've seen the stick figure banging tattoo before. It is funnier with labels pointing to each stick figure that say "me" and "your mom"…

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