I hate my job (25 Photos)

  • steve a reeno

    this comment has been deleted by Bob Saget

    • shamshe

      OH BOB SAGET!!!

    • bacon

      Well played sir!

  • :-D

    #2 Fawk it. ill just piss in them anyway.

    • greasdupdeafguy

      don't piss in them!

      shit in them, instead

      • Master_Rahl

        the mystery of the urinal deuce

    • gfdgfddfgd

      if you do the janitor will come to your house and murder you with a hammer.

    • JHL1

      Thank God the trashcan isn't out of order.
      Plus it has a plastic liner!

  • huh?

    #7 derp

    • techno_viking

      Shouldn't have got those dumbass tattoos…

    • Dick Salad

      Seems legit

    • hrm

      Soo, his resume is easily found online, but he doesn't want you to see his license plate?

      • DoomsDayDub

        Is that a pair of metal balls hanging from the tow bar? Stay classy!

  • Nurse Rose

    #12 are you going to LTI? Sounds like something they would do. I feel your pain fellow nurse!!

  • http://Homes4Men.com Stafferty

    #2 Does the sink work?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000018963941 Tim Brown

    #20 Poop race on go. Ready…… set……..

    • Joeyk


    • Dick Salad

      no fair, the guy with diarrhea always wins effin hacker

    • Master_Rahl

      prime spot to challenge someone to Battle Shits. Not awesome, though.

    • Fwiend

      Battle shits?

  • Nurse Rose

    #12 I feel your pain fellow nurse. Are you going to LTI? Sounds like some BS they would pull.
    Don't worry, it's not that bad once you get done schooling. School is the hardest part.
    Chive On!

    • Maiju

      I study travelling and tourism and my classmate can't realize 6-6=0…. And she's 18

    • Anon

      and this is why nurses don't prescribe drugs.

    • Ziggy

      I'm trying to understand why you need a white screen and a whiteboard? Can't you just project on the whiteboard?

      My tax dollars at work.

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #22 <shudder>

    • Nicodemus

      Kill it with fire!

  • http://www.facebook.com/tristan.trevino Tristan Trevino

    I don't always make copies…
    but when I do, it usually jams the machine.

    Stay office cocky my friends B)

  • KenRayJen

    #2 is a true lesson in relativity

  • SweetAwesomeness


    "these are not the toners you are looking for"

    • Master_Rahl

      Attack of the Clones? – not as good as SweetAwesomeness' post, but had to be done

  • KenRayJen

    #9 first world problems

  • MonkeyMadness

    #22 Here's an idea, clean that crap out!

  • chiverMike

    I guess jasonneedsajob.com was taken? #7

    • Pwithc

      different kind of job

      • Bluto

        When he moves on to jasonneedsajob.xxx we will know he got desperate.

        • JHL1

          but jasongotajob.xxx is awesome

  • jrey81

    #9 is borderline contender for 1st world problem thread…

  • Lawndart

    #15- True story.

    • nitrox


    • *fghe


  • JHarris

    You're Out of Order! He's Out of Order! This Whole Bathroom is Out of Order!

    • Adam

      Wow "Jury Duty" movie reference.

      • jasgat

        Al Pacino's line in "…And justice for all" I believe

        • its_forge

          Verified. ^^^

  • patov40

    #16 – This is why I have a wall of filing cabinets in my room. Never know when you might need a little cat nap during your planning period. Don't do it in sight of a window fool! B-)

  • Peter

    #24 i see this everyday. i work on long island. i can tell you what schools are fucked and which schools are clean. when people ask what i do.. i tell them i save children. chive on.

    • Rob

      have you done any work at Rocky Point?

  • Dan

    #17 is actually pretty cool.

    • Master_Rahl

      This would be a great change of pace for my office. Had my lunch stolen so many times I'm considering bringing PB & L sandwiches. (peanut butter and laxatives) Enjoy

    • superpooper

      Until you need to use the cream you bought and all you have is a dollar bill that does not mix well with coffee.

    • Guse

      I was thinking the exact same thing. I keep mustard in the fridge at work and have people ask to use it all the damn time. No one ever rubber bands a dollar to it…. 😦

    • crazydog

      so long as they don't take the last of the creamer, they were cool

  • Screwhead317

    #7 you and the millions of people in the US of A but let me know if it works. I need one too! im trying!

    • IBgenius

      spending your day on chive- must be trying reeeal hard…

  • B dub

    #3 Amen chiver!

    • *fghe

      kill him with fire!!

  • powersticks

    #6 I feel your pain.

    • CB919

      Me too – 6'5". Some vehicles I just can't fit in. Planes suck too. If I don't get the emergency exit row, it's a loong flight. I once popped the seat back off it's hinges trying to squeeze my frame into the available space. They had to send a tech on during a stopover to fix it. 😛

  • Lia

    #22 Ewww! That’s definitely the worst. Given the choice, I’d prefer the asbestos…

    • yousodumb


  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

    #24 oh that Cave Johnson 😉

    • Leeks

      I think I have to go think with portals now.

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