Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • Anjin-San

    #20 LOL

    • Anjin-San


      I am FIRST


      • TrueDatStory

        Everything was going so well, and then u said that

  • http://www.facebook.com/eugenepark6 Eugene Park

    o hi!

    • sandviper

      what up Eugene

      • http://www.facebook.com/eugenepark6 Eugene Park

        why did I get so many thumbs down?

  • yoyo


    • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

      no. you are not. try again tomorrow.

  • peter


    makes me thinking im suffocating right now

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Do you really want to die with a condom over your face?

      • peter

        yep. because i'm a true chiver.

        • noobtastic

          I'm not sure what chiving has to do with dying inside a condom, but whatever floats your boat…

          • Steven

            She wont be the only thing to die in a condom.

    • lfsg

      scary as hell

      • Paige

        you should see the rest of the music video. i used to love that song….now i cant listen to it without having nightmares

    • peddlinmommy

      I think that is Sai, she is from Australia..and is a singer…actually pretty good singer 😛 but she is a strange chik.

  • Seldi84

    This is both awesome and epic and i doth my hat to which ever cosplayer made it.

    • SuperiorTo8

      Darth Batman… The only way I could have shit my pants more is if they gave him Wolverine claws

      • Badfish

        Dude, good call

      • Anon

        would look pretty sweet on that particular costume.

    • dude


      • http://www.facebook.com/donovan.colbert Donovan Colbert

        I was thinking Vat Bader, personally.

      • Ambush Steve

        I'm kinda fond of the caped crusvader myself.

      • Duvel

        He is what the Death Star needs him to be

    • Alister

      he called it 'the Darth Knight'. its on therpf.com, check it out

    • Frosty1489

      Not sure if Super Villain….
      or Super Hero.

  • Lower

    We ride at dawn……

    • AmBush_Steve

      Silly Knnnnnnigits.

      • CB919

        go away, sundry silly persons.

    • Sick


      • Sick(ly)


      • Vlad


  • Dan

    #1 Could have done that on the street at the base of the hill I live on last week. Harrisburg/Hershey got flooded big time.

    • Birdhaus32

      Now switch out for snow and you can repeat in the winter time

    • Beth

      Harrisburg represent!

      • http://yourmom.com APPLE

        Working in Harrisburg is the reason I CHIVE

        • asb

          not to be debbie downer but a kid we grew up with died doing this in snow. very dangerous for obv reasons

    • Ivy

      You could probably do that right about now in Hershey/Harrisburg!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

    #11 Proof that prolonged exposure to New York//New Jersey makes you a douche bag.

    • mcsgwigga

      hahaha – still LOL'ing at this

    • AGM

      Exhibit B:

      • JDelgado

        They really have to do something about that!! And the giants too.. haha

        • vhr1904

          They did.

    • AnthonySyl

      not everyone from jersey is a douche. and i hate the giants

    • ydodonutshave2die

      dont disrespect new york because your sad you are not from here!

  • billshakes626

    #7 FUCK YEAH!

    • srfchf

      Sorry but this isn't from America. It is from South Korea. At least that is where it came from.

      • Guse

        Who cares?! That looks delicious!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      -teardrop-….Bless America
      Land that I Love….

    • JHarris

      That dog is too damn fry.

    • 123

      No wonder everyone is so fat and overweight… thing looks disgusting… a fellow european…

  • AngryBrownAsianMan

    #6 Harry Potter?

    • sjustme

      I see Quentin Tarantino.

    • Tom

      Dwight Shrute.

    • JT Mo-Nay

      I'll bet she has a hairy pooter.

    • Nanook

      I think the point of this is that the kid in the back pack is about to take a dive. But I agree on the pooter.

    • Petey

      looks like my mom back in the 80s

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Not FJiarst? Fjor realsies?
    What's so funny about #15?

    – the one you love to hate

    • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

      Paula_ Shut up.

    • SuperiorTo8

      If you don't know, then I don't think anyone is going to tell you.

    • LarsfromNorway

      Paula I hope you get molested by a Vietnamese Shoe-Salesman

      • AssClown

        The fact that you don't know why it's funny…

    • TheBAMFinater

      "SHIT'S ON FIRE"
      "Thanks Olie"

    • BIll57

      irrelevant as ever paula

    • Pull!!

      It's twisted humor.

    • crowebar360


    • Andrew

      And now here's Ollie Williams for the in depth analysis.. Ollie

      This bitch is dumb

      That's Ollie

      • Petey

        i believe you mean "thanks ollie". and also: godammit paula

  • dashete

    #15 "What's the fire like the Ollie?"
    "IT HOT!"
    "Thanks Ollie"

    • JAS

      What's the weather like Ollie?


      • AssClown

        Where's your umbrella?


        • N0t0reus

          And now we go to Ollie Williams for the Punishment Forecast

          HE GONNA GET IT

          Thanks Ollie

        • Birdhaus32

          Is there anything we can do for you?


          What kind?


    • mitter78

      Did you check the tcp/ip sentence.
      Enable cookies
      You want this dog
      No thank you, Ollie.

  • The Bandit

    #7 …that sure looks good!
    #19 ..Jackie??? I hope this was for a movie and not for real…

    • ThornyDevil

      Who cares? Its Jackie Chan, its hard to hate him.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Everyone tends to forget that Jackie Chan is Grandfather Now.
      I assume the adorable Pandas in a basket are for his grand-kids.

      • Vegeta

        It's Jackie Chan. whatever the reason for the pandas. He is still awesome

  • HectorGum

    #22 That is hilarious.

    • http://www.facebook.com/ben.muirhead Ben Muirhead

      read it in his voice… Gandalf > Dumbledore

  • Jerry

    Don't fuck with Skippy.

  • MrAliasMan

    #16 This shouldn't turn a person on should it? *looks down* heh…. well i feel awkward

    • Broseph Stalin

      You have the weirdest boner right now…

    • Mike

      you'll be happy to know there is an entire genre of porn devoted to this.

  • Patrick

    #8 I wanna see them joust on those

  • http://www.indodreamin.com Avi

    #21 looks awesome. where is it?

    • Jay

      Namba Parks, Osaka, Japan.

    • Obvilious

      I think it's in California. At least that's where it is in Grand Theft Auto.

    • Random Answers

      Minas Tirith, Middle Earth

  • bMorris


    Think Fast

  • Rahm Emanuel

    #12 you know they are dead rght?

    • busted

      who, the girls in the photo? seriously?

    • Jerry

      If you understand the caption in this picture, I have bad news for you….

  • http://www.facebook.com/lukasvanderzee Lukas Van Der Zee

    #4 So true, sadly…

  • Tony


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  • SuperiorTo8

    #15 Hows that house on South street looking Ollie?
    "ITS ON FIRE!"

    • Tom

      Thanks Ollie.

      • Ollie

        Who wants this dog??!!

        • Vlad

          How are you beating the heat ollie? SWIMMIN HOLE!

          • Graphix

            What's the weather forecast this weekend Ollie? IT GONNA RAIN!!!!

            • Ben

              I'm at the wrong airport!!

    • Troy

      i honestly didnt realise why this was funny until this post… even after watching family guy/American dad :O i'm so slow…

  • Cletus

    #13 is one of the best things I have ever seen.

    Darth Batman, you are my new idol.

    • gazpach

      Its Bat Vader

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