I hate my job (24 Photos)

  • RatedR401

    how can you hate working in a beer plant??? #6
    lick the floor clean

    • DoucheMcFuckstain

      because you probably can't drink on the job. It would be like working on a porn set, and having to refrain from whacking off.

    • sonynamase

      is that Quinn Glass? I had so much free wine from there! hahah, I hated watchin those robots work and help them when one stupid bottle turn over…

    • Bubba

      They brew thousands of bottles of beer a day. I drink 45 and I'm the asshole.

  • Holy Hell

    So true.

  • Dan

    #12 This left out some versions so it doesn't really apply.

    • Craig

      Actually, for products marketed for home use, this list is complete. NT and 2000 were not meant for home use. A lot of lemmings bought 2000 for home, because, you know, 95 and 98 were named for years too, but it was not a home OS.

    • marc

      Where is Windows 2000 ? Fuck this shit !

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001019719478 Drew Bolden

    #17 whhaaaaat?

    • Master_Rahl

      talk about earning a "tip"

    • https://www.facebook.com/justinsargood1 Justin Sargood

      I just ordered Domino's too…damnit!

      • K.C.

        My pen is in the car. Be right back!

    • ebits21

      This work great at dairy queen.. "hey can I have a double fudge sundae with chopped penus on top"

      … you just blame their shitty microphones 😀

  • menashacorp

    #16 Reminds me of Tom Wilson's "Stop asking me the question" song.

    • patov40

      Heard that for the first time the other day. Hilarious! Thought the same thing for this.

  • Jimbo

    #8 Why does it suck? Just adjust it, that's what you're getting paid for after all.

    • Namely

      It's probably linked to what they actually do; I really doubt they get paid to draw graphs.

  • jjj

    #24 true

    • schmiellson

      At least the chair was upgraded

    • superpooper

      probably looked at the chive at work lol

    • shuzzam

      Your new office awaits – the stationary cupboard.

    • CDname

      Whoever sent this in, I feel ya.
      I lost my corner office, front side of the building, to our new ops manager. The guy is in the office 1-2days a week and spends all his time somewhere else when he's in town. I got in return a makeshift cubical in the back of the building.

  • John

    #22 That doesnt make any sense.

    • MAX_POW

      It does…it's called "workception"

    • Master_Rahl

      Ask Xzibit

    • Cassidy

      thank you, I read it twice, and still couldn't figure that shit out!

    • http://twitter.com/oilfielddoc @oilfielddoc

      Thanks Chive! It only took me seven days to figure this shit out. New mission is to dump the "extra" numbers….

  • Eh.

    #17 I took pubic hair from my penis and put it on your pizza. Now pay up dickfuck!

    • Sid

      You have hair on your penis? Eww.

    • Kent09wu

      who the fuck has visible hair on their penis?

      • bsitz

        Shit, mine would have a set of sideburns if i didnt keep up with it.

  • USAF


    The effects of Chivin' too much at work

    • DudeBro

      Yeah, next step is a bathrobe sitting on his couch.

  • p1babyarm

    #8 When I dip you dip we dip

  • jasgat

    Where the hell do you even begin? #3

    • xspader

      Welcome to Telecom New Zealand…..Probably isnt but the last one I had to do looked just like it

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1654449324 Ryan Smith

      first things first. you obtain a machete

      • Stan_Dalone

        an electrician's nightmare. Go forth brave lad and conquer

    • James

      Meh, not that bad. Try a wall that looks like that and is 35 feet long.

    • Ghost in the Machine

      Fix it with fire.

  • JI32

    Lady Gaga is the most talented music artist today. deal with it.

    • Wut

      The only thing about Lady Gaga that is artistic is the amount of Highlights magazines she has locked away at her 1-bedroom house.

    • Underbaker

      But what does her sex life have to do with singing?

    • http://www.facebook.com/EvieFontaine Evie Fontaine

      2 words ~~ Judas. Priest.

    • veronica

      really, Paula?! you couldn't have used your own screen name to put this in the comments? lame

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    the "Paisley" tie? #7

    • Stan_Dalone


      • SirNedalot

        It's a family heirloom ….

  • HardCoreMike

    #24 – At least you got to keep the chair! LOLz

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

    #3 Our phone closet at work looks much worse. And don't even get me started on our server racks.

  • x17

    #3 is not that bad, and it can be very nicely done.

  • RHU.EZ2

    #9 bp texas city’s cocker unit?…..not god when they see this!

  • RHU.EZ2

    #9 bp texas city’s cocker unit?…..not *good* when they see this!

    • theatreides

      Actually it's Tesoro…..

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #15 i feel yeah

  • KyleGamgee

    #7 It sounds like you're substituting "Chive" for "God" in that sentence. I like it.

    Chive be praised.

    • SirNedalot

      Chive be praised indeed, let's start a revolution!! First Chive post, delighted it reached the FAIL section ……..

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=786440649 Chris Arabian

    Yeah, work can suck sometimes, but just be happy that we have jobs. There are a LOT of people out there who aren't as fortunate. I know I thank my lucky stars I have a great job with a pretty darned good company!!!

    • Stewart Smalley

      And gosh darnet, people like me.

  • Dick Folgers

    #24 Ummm yeah, we're gonna need you to just pack up your stuff and move down to the basement…

    • nojoke420

      Beat me to it…bastard

    • Ahnold

      OK, but I'm gonna need my stapler.

  • Dan

    #20 Packer test? If so, they suck!

  • lance

    #3 Better grammar = better job? Just sayin'…

    • Chris

      English is not my first language.

      • Noimmigrants

        Then get the fuck out of here.

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