Apparently the street value of hummingbirds is up there with plutonium (5 photos)

* No hummingbirds were hurt when in this act of idiocy. Credit the customs officials in French Guiana for noticing the Dutchman acting ‘strange’. Article here.

  • jess

    duuuuude. ..whatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

    • El_Hefe

      They're not posting it cause it's cool!! calm the fuck down people!

      it's sad, poor little birds

    • Dick Salad

      doesn't matter had pecks

      • Dick Salad

        I see what I did there ^

  • steve

    you guys are loosin it

    • MonkeyMadness

      What? You want it tighter? I think you're LOSING it.

  • TheOne

    Sick Fuck

    • Cam

      Not a sick fuck. He's being paid to smuggle them.

    • MEEEE

      Ill bet it tickles…. ;P

    • Jules-CO

      Those poor birds:(

      • the other Jen


    • blankman

      I bet he wouldn't smuggle plutonium that close to his bollocks!

  • workaday


    why…. why did you do that?

    • rabblerabble

      to feel some pecks on his pecker

    • reb

      New Japanese fetish. Its called getting a hummer.

    • mtpuckhead

      It's this thing called money.

  • heliox

    those better be f*cking fake

    • Zimdog$0

      Or what? you gonna do something about it if they aren't?

    • MonkeyMadness

      Yes, because everyone wants to smuggle fake hummingbirds.

  • College

    can you like include an article or something? this is just filled with WTF

    • Sigh

      Can you like, read? There is a link to an article below the post. Sigh.

    • The_Dood

      Learn to read.
      * No hummingbirds were hurt when in this act of idiocy. Credit the customs officials in French Guiana for noticing the Dutchman acting ‘strange’. Article Here>
      Right under the last picture, where it always is.

    • hMMMM

      perhaps you add "Community" to your name? I mean, you're ridiculous.

      • hMMMM


        FUCK YOU!!!!!

  • whome

    an ancient fleshlight prototype

  • Kmac

    Found this at the blog link below.

    "In 2010, French customs officers at the Rochambeau airport in Cayenne, French Guiana after noticing some suspicious bulges, conducted an intimate pat-down of a Dutch tourist and found some tiny parcels in some very personal space.

    The guy with his shorts full of hummingbirds was reported to be a repeat offender; he was allegedly intercepted at the same airport with an accomplice and a cargo of 53 hummingbirds two years prior to this photographed encounter. I was unable to find record of the convict’s previous offence, but in the 2010 incident, he was fined €6000. The value of his catch was estimated to be between €10,400 and €13,200…"

    • Meh

      Rochambeau, that explains some things.

      • BentWrenches


      • hMMMM

        South P reference FTW. Nice.

  • Tim Brown

    #4 Good thing they caught em. Poor birds would've had to smell balls the entire flight!

    • beat rice

      leave it to the dutch

  • Jeff Kistler

    Are you guys drinking again?

    • Stafferty

      That implies they stopped at one point

      • Jeff Kistler

        Very true

  • Sweaty & Ready

    Wha…. What??

  • Niudgc

    Chive, i thought you were cool.

  • chicago

    thanks for the article! this definitely falls into the 'WTF People' post.

  • Nardee

    #5 They do realize where those birds have been, right?

    • Master_Rahl

      hence the big grin on the customs official on the left. she knows… oh yeah, she knows.

      • hMMMM

        that's a man, baby!!!!

  • Shawn Bell

    He just wanted a… hummer….

    • Harry Carry

      yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh (start The Who music now)

    • rabblerabble


    • Maynard B.

      very witty

  • AssClown

    #4 The fuck…did Paula hack theChive again? She already posted that thing about the murdered girl and now this?

    • Paula_

      Well I was away all day, but I suppose that '# 31' photo was the "when I grow up.. LOL nevermind" photo?
      Didn't see that disturbance in the force till 15 minutes ago.

      – the one you love to hate

  • Logan

    Wow.. This was like 2 weeks ago.. Way to catch up on current events.

    But, its either John or Leo.. Last week was the gay muscle guy.. And now.. Straight penis shot.. Its ok you two.. Go ahead and come out of that closet.

    • Frank

      Seriously? You catch up on current events based on what the Chive posts?

      Dude you got bigger problems than merely being a closet homo.

      • Ha.Ha.

        Um….not what he said at all, but ok.

        On another note, whether they are gay or not, they have probably twisted out more women than you have.

  • Iam_Dave

    Another lame one. WTF.
    Can we see some women stealing birds in there pants? or something.

    • Lawndart


  • Jordan

    Less funny than sad. I dont know whats more upsetting for the bird….the tape or that guys crotch.

  • Donna_Romper

    #5 On the left…FIND HER!

  • KenRayJen

    how did they not peck his balls?

    • jasonlee

      Hummingbirds are so small and fragile, they couldn't even break skin if they tried.

      • Duvel

        Location location location

    • Frank

      That's probably the appeal of smuggling them.

    • newscot

      Hummingbirds don't peck…

      • jasonlee

        you would learn to TRY if you got shoved down some dude's drawers…

    • Teaganz

      "Hummingbirds" Not "Woodpeckers" 😛

      • hMMMM

        your corny jokes are not welcome here. Besides, we already have MissChris. =P

        • o8wy

          MissChris is an unfunny skank-ho.

        • Teaganz

          Don't care what you think… It had to be said.

  • umadeitobvious

    WTF….. i can see the demise of this site soon.

    • @AndyDiogenes

      Really? All I see here is a self righteous retard with lousy skills at predicting the future.

      • truthserum

        You are 2 KOOL 4 SKOOL ANDYDIOGENES – like many of the Chivers on here! B)

  • 2nd amendment?!

    How could you subject those poor little things to that smell?! Oh and first bitches (espicially you Paula)

    • ????

      you barley got first page idget

    • Paula_

      Fear not, I was away all day. No firsties. Still could if I wanted to though asshat.

      – the one you love to hate

  • BMW

    I dont get it. Why…?

    • jasonlee

      Hook-billed Hermit Hummingbirds are on the endangered species list (which is what I am assuming these are). Rare birds some rich douchebags want on the black market, plain and simple.

  • Aussie

    Its amazing what blokes will do to get birds in their pants!

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