Dopamine dump! (28 photos)

  • xcv


    • Foosbah


      tell Dylan you were only joking.

    • Fuck YOu


    • Name

      I dare you to be last

  • int

    #22 damn!

    • jimbo

      mmm eva longoria

      • jimbo

        without makeup looks kind of like a rodent.

        • 932

          i don't know why your comments' getting thumbed down, you're right.

          • jones

            why are you trolling your own reply?

        • Stan_Dalone

          true dat

    • Gellar in the Cellar

      Married man in the blue hat trying to not to lust. Other men are taking in the show.

    • DoomsDayDub

      That's what he said!

      • int

        Right on!

  • dainz303

    #29 is epic. Would have saved many many childhood hours if they were this easy.

    • Alex

      awsome, I stare with a smile the whole time

    • gtmaestro

      from collegehumor

    • Groggy

      I was hoping the Duck-Hunt one would climax with that smart-ass dog getting shot.

  • Holy Hell

    Meanwhile……In Texas.

    • frank


      • Holy Hell

        UmadBro ?
        Native Texan here.
        It's just a joke.
        We're funny that way.

        • Andre

          I'm form Texas and chuckled quite heartily. Good day gents.


    #5 Is creepy and very cool at the same time

    • Mrs_Conejo

      a little moisturizer wouldn't hurt.

  • Catence

    #1 – I have wanted to say that to so many people.

    • dirtysteve99

      I would literally explode if I could touch your boobies.

      • Stan_Dalone


    • Ipecac Drunk

      Tits or GTFO…literally. How's that misuse?

    • Yes

      The only reason you are getting voted up is because you are literally exposing parts of yourself on your profile picture. So much for anonymity online, Catence.

      I'm sure your parents would be proud.

      • Randall Gallegos

        no its mostly cause we agree with her, while you are getting thumbed down for being a douche. see how that works. =)

        • Brutal Deluxe

          I literally see what you did right there

        • --0=1

          from what i'm seeing of your rating, you'd know thing or three about getting thumbed down for being a douche. well done.

      • Iuj0

        agreed. the chivers are too stupid to know she's not gonna fuck them.

        • Flicka

          Chicky, I know you're not gonna sleep with me. That's not the point. The point is, thanks for tits, and I don't care what kind of person you may or may not be.

      • Averagetroll

        I am literally going to turn off my computer and go out and get a life if you all don't leave me alone! Eh, who am I kidding. Moving on to the next post……..*sigh*

      • Biscuit Limp

        Keep Trolling Trolling Trolling
        Keep Trolling Trolling Trolling

  • Chaz

    #10 is so hot.

    • Yes

      Chaz Boner?

    • KyleGamgee

      What is the date on that lower picture?

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    #24 Love it!

    • USAF

      Stupid. 'Sponge'Bob wouldn't splatter, he'd just flatten then inflate back to his square-panted self.

      • IsEveryoneAsian

        Great, a disgreement over an imaginary thing by two stupid asians in the military

        • USAF

          1. We're not disagreeing with each other. I'm disagreeing with the picture because it doesn't make sense.

          2. What information are you going by that indicates we're Asian?

          3. Your a moron and your post is invalid…

          • IsEveryoneAsian

            You silly asian…..its a picture of a cartoon character, it's not supposed to make sense. When you were a baby did you argue with your friends about cartoons because you knew there was no such thing as godzilla or giant flying turtles? Well, you probably just got better at math earlier instead..good for you.

          • IsEveryoneAsian

            Oh,,,and when you call someone a moron, you should probably spell the words in the sentence correctly so you don't look so stupid. It's "you're a moron"…….hahahahaha. Dummy.

            I guess you asians are great at math, but that must be all YOU'RE good at.

      • Stan_Dalone

        exactly correct

  • Yes

    #14 BONZAI!

    • ralph



      • Flicka

        Oooo the judges say bonsai =/= banzai. Nice try though,Tim from Ontario.

        Thanks for playing!

        • Flicka

          ouch. Hidden formatting fail.

    • harry

      Fuck you Sidewalk!
      I Grow Where I Want!

  • Guibombe


  • Joel

    #4 Pretty sure that's from the one in Tracy, CA

    • Mickael Duncan

      Pretty sure that's the one near a school everywhere in the world

  • Rick

    #6, Beckley WV?

  • Captlazarus

    unless you're selling #7 this wasn't super awesome post today

    • Red

      agreed. this post sucked.

  • Sharky

    #4 University of Melbourne?

    • nzjafa

      Not with those palm trees in the reflection…

  • Verbal_Kint

    #10 Find her.

  • Jessica Condrey

    #20 made me giggle^-^

    • joe chiver

      Then you'll go bonkers when i show you this:

    • AssClown

      I bet you waited a looooooong time to have the opportunity to say that…you know, cause of your top…

  • JAMon

    #12 i have the weirdest…ahh nevermind

    • Short Bus All Stars

      knew someone would beat me to it .. touche sir

    • Mickael Duncan

      Once you go Pachyderm…

      • CB919

        …you never go bachyderm.

    • Phox

      I, for one, would like the chive to find her

      • looop

        I, for second, would not.

  • DJ Jazzy Josh

    I gotta poop!

    • Diarrhea chachacha

      I love how feces gets thumbs up

    • Harry Carry

      from dopamine dump to a regular dump

  • Zedhere

    #13 What do you mean you, "accidentally drank my queen?"

    • IBgenius

      hmmm…. so there is a way to look cool playing chess- FTW

  • Geoff

    #11 holy crap i know where this is. Its like 20 min from my house. Ixonia WI at a BP gas station haha funny

    • RamRod

      I'm sorry.

  • jasgat

    #28 I'd throw him a buck just based on originality

    • JerkFace

      I'd take all the money in the cup for being a dolt.

  • jake

    #14 is awesome, Still love the Chive even though my t-shirt I bought never came 😦

    • Jaune09

      that's what you get, you no life having bitch.

      • MIKEoxbig

        damn Jaune must have woke up on the wrong side of his dad today… you mad bro!?!

    • Biscuit Limp

      Keep Trolling Trolling Trolling
      Keep Trolling Trolling Trolling

  • bngn3000

    #20 had me literally rolling on the floor.
    OW FUCK #1

    • patov40

      I see what you did there. (HAH!! xD)

  • AssClown

    #12 Wawawiwa, thought her boobies were hanging out!!

    • Yup

      And now you wish they were…

      • Tits McGee

        Google Image. Type in boobs. You're welcome. *Can't help you with the virginity thing though*

    • @ADavis41

      Her smile indicates she has now found her dream date.

    • Bill Fucking Murray

      Anyone ever tell you that you're an ASSCLOWN?

      Nobody likes an ASSCLOWN!

  • Doofenshmirtz

    #12…Stockings, nothing more.

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