Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

  • tjk

    nailed it!

    • winfields

      If by refreshing your page for the past half hour, and then instead of typing "FIRST" you typed "Nailed it!" then yes, you succeeded in being that guy and hopefully you are very very proud.

      Typed too fast to bother looking at photos, or typing out a real name. Pretty sure you nailed it alright….

      • tjk

        too bad i didnt refresh. lololollolollol. it wasn't on the hom Chive page, but under the DAR tab 1 or 2 minutes before trolololololo

        • U.U Old lady boobs

          I'm proud of you?

          • designit

            i thumbed you up because of your name

    • SimonDPieman

      I'm gonna try and redeem this guy's first comment by saying i'm absolutely stoked about #38.

      I might even set an alarm just so i can be the first to comment with something internet-cool like "I see what you did there", or "like a boss", or even "not a single fuck was given that day. except the fuck i give about you. i give several fucks. marry me please. im so lonely"

      I dunno. I'll think of something better by then. Lord knows i've got nothing better to do.

      • tjk

        she's not that hot.

        • Flicka


  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000365632067 Robert Smith

    dibbs on #48!!!!!

    • jjj

      it puts the cheese on the bread

      • Dick Salad

        after that can we please watch it puts the lotion on its skin?????

    • Biggus Diccus

      You can suck me dry after you are completely done in the kitchen

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Yep, she's a keeper.

    • its_forge

      Amy from Spunky Angels. Possibly the most perfect, natural, unenhanced female figure ever seen by man, and this is in fact one of the most revealing pics she did for them. She did about 12-14 non-nude photo sets about 5 years ago or so, took the money and disappeared into the wilds of Canada where she is presumably married to some ridiculously lucky guy who wakes up in the morning and spends ten minutes just staring at that ass and weeping at its utter perfection.

      • Bongzilla


      • Lotus

        Been posted here before but still looks awesome

    • USMC8654Justice


    • AmBush_Steve

      SWEET! Garlic bread!

  • rich


    a female co-worker of mine made chocolate chip cookies for the office once. she weighed a metric ton and it was still
    the best day at work i've ever had. *sigh*

    • http://twitter.com/sterlingsylvir @sterlingsylvir

      So she weighed 2204 lbs, sweet…

    • spydermonkey


    • http://twitter.com/irlNick @irlNick

      Oh Chive I love your website, but I so jealous of all you SOBs.

    • jimbojones

      Nuthin wrong with that. Never trust a skinny cook.

  • lars

    #1, #2

    When bananaphone calls, you fucking pick up.

    • Catalyst

      *worst 3-way ever!

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananaphone!

    • Biggus Diccus

      Nah man, I split

    • AssClown

      I bet her banana smells like it had been sleeping with the fishes…

      • JROC

        i bet your banana has never smelt like that

        • AssClown

          My penis had though, would so much rather get my potassium intake from a non-pickled banana than a pickled one…

          • perker lurris

            sense…. this comment makes not that much.

  • pete j.


    I laughed harder than i should at that

    • T Bags

      It's ok, I think we all did!

    • Hell

      Is where you are going

      • Gooner29

        Hellen Keller might be there too, but she'll never know.

        • Gooner29

          Or Helen Keller, whatever.

    • Runelord420

      you and i both

    • http://www.facebook.com/robert.kisabeth Robert Kisabeth

      Right there with you.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Careful, she might hear you.

      – the one you love to hate

      • clever

        aren't you a clever troll…

    • LC

      i don't think it's possible to laugh too hard at this

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #41 No.

    – the one you love to hate

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      not sharing your icecream again, dear?

    • Runelord420

      You sure…..??

    • https://www.facebook.com/pctechjunkie429 Kyle White

      Why? you don't like seeing pictures of yourself on the interwebs?

      • wewantneweditors

        because we will make fun of a anonomous woman from the berry..

      • Stan_Dalone

        cause she us so Hideous she would break the web

        • Tile Floors


  • winfields

    #3 Big Willie Style! My how things change….

    • Raymond

      Actually nothing has really changed miuch. Will is still the handsome center of attention, Alfonso is still a babbling twit. Hugh is still a lecherous old man. I'm guessing Hillary still looks the same. Always thought she was amazing.

    • derp

      Ah Hillary, what a babe.

  • balls

    I LOSE……:(

  • paul


    Asa Hope is so damn sexy. give her another shoot because moar.

    • Stan_Dalone

      because HOT demands moare

  • Raffi

    Banana Phone !! #1 #2

    • Nathan

      I think he is on hold…

    • Stan_Dalone

      Going Ape over Banana phones

  • cashmoney

    Go back to your home on whore island

    • 2pumpdump

      do you know where is, this Island? I would like to visit and maybe stay awhile

    • Jack_LeMac

      13 people don't remember Anchorman

  • HankT

    #18 Thank you for your service!
    #48 Thank you for the excellent view!!!

    • 6655321

      I knew Army was the wrong choice.

    • Remy

      Agreed! Thanks for your service #18

    • Pissed off Grunt

      Must have been tough being deployed to Cutter with the pool and the beer while I was in Afghanistan. But yea thanks for your service.

      • Smiling AF Guy

        Haters going to hate….let me know when you need a ride, some intel or a bomb or 2

  • JAFitC

    #4. Paula?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      No, I have somewhat slimmer legs (that ROCK stockings). You should feel the pure and intense enjoyment of having one shoved up your ass one fine day.

      – the one you love to hate

      • Nick25

        hr legs look like rocks because TROLL

      • the Fetishist

        I'd like to see that

    • 2pumpdump

      nope #41 on the left of course

      • Guesty

        Can't you try any fucking harder? Every fucking post with a pic like this I read 20 "Paula revealed, Paula sent in a pic". You unoriginal fucktards. Not just you, all the mental midgets that post this repetitive bullshit.

        • jet tech

          Paula ?

          • Guesty

            Typical dumbass. Aren't you the tard that "welcomed" the new chick…

            • Steve

              Dude can't you take a joke ?? Lighten the fuck up

              • Guesty

                Go fuck yourself faggot

            • jet tech

              Yea that was me….so what ?! What is your problem man ? Didn't your mommy give you enough attention this morning before you went to school ?

          • Stan_Dalone

            aren't you the hypocritical one, you complain I post to much, yet here you are more than me. Good Job dick

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          I'm beginning to like you ❤

          Oh wait, fuck, forgot the meds again!!!

          – the one you love to hate

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          I'm seriously having a deja-vu on this post for some fuzzy reason…

          – HOLY FUCK I'M ON PAGE 3!! I NEVER read past page 1 !!!

          • http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenx

            HOLY FUCK … You actually read the nonsense you post?

            LOL ..

        • MBChiver

          #25 – Guesty revealed?

          • Stan_Dalone

            yes finally, it was discovered not to long ago

        • 2pumpdump

          and you came up with???

        • Fuck U Guesty

          can't you hide the fact that you're an angry high schooler who gets pleasure by ripping others? ALL of your comments are based on trying to go at somebody…internet tough guys like you get punched in the face all the time. Reveal yourself and where you're at, bet you're not "Chive tough" in actuality, fag.

      • snacksnack

        Thats more like Paula….

        • DrROBOTO

          not funny?

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #35 Still would.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Love it when they put up a good fight.

      – the one you love to hate

    • Hammer_Pants

      That's a no brainer. It's #25 that poses a real question.

    • Video Game Nerd

      She's an assassin if that changes things for you…….it shouldn't though.

      • lonin

        Who the hell is it?

        • jebloney

          badgirl from no more heroes

    • GlibTongue

      I'm sure that bat has seen some things too.

    • Franklin1138

      F**kin' A.

  • E Tex

    #18 Nice

    • Biggus Diccus

      Damn sexy, need moar

    • Thedudeabides


      • destroytheskys

        She's my co-worker. I'll talk her into more!

        • Guesty

          what kind of Asian is she? Vietnamese? She is bad as shit!

    • TPB

      Why didn't we have women this in the Corps???

  • winfields

    #14 very true…. also very annoying when scrolling along and you start reading a chick's post, halfway through, song lyric.

    • wewantneweditors

      lol you admited to reading chicks lyrics on a posting..

    • Guesty

      This was a great comment, keep up the good work.

  • blah

    #19 mmm sexy lolz

    • laughing

      now she looks like snooky. f'ing sad

      • argelinius

        jaja pense que nadie lo habia notado…

        • https://www.facebook.com/pctechjunkie429 Kyle White

          Ingles, por favor?

          • its_forge

            "Haha I thought nobody had noticed"

    • Captain Greg

      Bitch looks like she went on some sort of insane hoagie bender.

    • Mitch Cumstein

      i think she sharted.

    • thedudeabides

      man, she took that whole national anthem thing hard

    • Dr_StrangePants

      What the fuck happened?
      Today: #19

      1 YEAR AGO:

      • DNS

        It's all CGI.

  • KCJake

    #21 Beautiful Eyes.
    #38 Thank you.

    • Justin

      I bet she would make a great smiling chivette


    thanks God DAR is just on time, i was leaving work in 15 minutes…..and off course OMFG JMJ #48

    • RAS


    • Smuggler

      Does JMJ mean Jizzed My Jorts?

      • ???

        Just Made Jizz?

        • LuvH8fulChix

          Jacked my Jimmy?

      • MAX_POW

        jesus mary and joseph

  • Ling

    #3 hef probably had intercourse with at least 2/3 people in that picture…himself not included.

    • Justin

      by the look on his face, id say it was carlton

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #5 Just yesterday I dreamt I was riding my unicycle, blindfolded, on a really small trail high up in the mountains while juggling my balls.

    – Scary shit meow

    • really

      its funny i had a dream i skull fucked a troll

    • snacksnack

      your balls or….?

    • Dimitris

      What scary shit? He committed suicide…..

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        How the fuck should I know. Anyway that takes all potentional awesomeness away meow doesn't it?

        – the one you love to hate

        • Dimitris


        • Stan_Dalone

          sad trolls are sad

          • Stan's Dad

            Awww, Stan. Don't be so hard on yourself…..

            • Stan_Dalone

              you aren't good enogh to be my dad, moron

              • Stan_Dalone

                is this the best you moron trolls can come up with? losers

                • The_Dood

                  Your retarded comment was not worthy of a response.

  • Nick

    more #18 's tats!!!

  • j_rizzo

    "It's so damn hot! Milk was a bad choice"

    • Kaars

      That's no moon…

    • JROC

      gahh shes so sweaty

    • MacNCheesePro


    • Big Daddy


  • Jak

    #34 Not even the best one! Thanks #48

  • Hank Scorpio

    #40 To quote a former employee's daughter "I will NOT be a gamecock!"

    • really

      wtf are you talking about and i hate these girls they disrupt the whole fucking class

      • Mark

        This one's ok, she's a gamecock.

      • hassssss

        then they swirl the fucking ice around in the cup all through the class. god i'm glad i'm out of college.

    • gutterville

      So true.

    • Scott

      So, not a cock fan, Mr.Scorpio?

      • forevertothee

        Nothing finer than a Gamecock.

    • WhattheAle

      Pretty sure the tan-lined blonde on the right is Jessica Dahms, had a few classes with her at USC… Go Cocks!

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