Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

  • stupido

    Welcome to CostCo. I Love You.

    • Niudgc

      Hahaha, I love that movie.

    • http://www.facebook.com/will.moog Will Moog

      That is the first acceptable "first" post I have ever seen.

    • Mark and Brian

      Do you know the difference between a refridgerator and a sheep ?

      The fridge doesnt fart when you pull your meat out…

    • BaJezzus

      Go Away! I'm Batein'!

  • disturbed

    #3 Pick one.

    • theyellowfever

      Sex varies, bacon is always good.

    • MylesofStyles

      I prefer both at the same time.

      • it's not gay

        Are you saying you like a little pork?

    • TheBAMFinater

      I am happy with the amount of bacon I get, it's the sex that needs to increase.

      • TheBAMFinater's BF

        Damn it baby! I'm doing the best I can! And I don't appreciate you complaining when I'm the one holding down a job to pay for your World of Warcraft subscriptions!!

    • Kris

      Porque no los dos?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=623886367 Michael Alen Pugh

        hahah awesome.

    • HatBomb

      Or, have enough sex, to work off the bacon. Challenge Accepted.

      • DangIt

        Seems legit.

        • No Originality

          KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

    • infernalblaze28

      The scientists of this world need to figure out how to make Bacon healthy. I feel our world would be a happier place if Bacon was healthy for everyone.

      • skeletor

        I could eat sausage links forever but masturbating forever would be hell on earth

      • Sadman

        Bacon is healthy. You need meat for protein, fat to survive, and salt to avoid deficiency. 5 strips of bacon is healthier for you than a single can of soda.

    • mitch

      why pick one, I believe the two choices are very compatible.

    • Jacknife

      Where's the little Taco girl saying "Why can't we have both?"

  • wyfair

    #4 that is a very fine photo indeed!

    • Stan_Dalone

      very hot nice shape

    • MAX_POW

      Yes, so fine that we need to see moar!!!

    • Drew

      wanna blow raspberries into that belly

    • sheoncebelieved

      is that LG? pretty cool rug underneath, don't blow raspberries on that….stained for ever

      • yepsters

        LG indeed.

    • Malkintosh22

      There are a lot of high quality pictures similar to this over at hellokisses.com
      My pervy ways brought me there it is definitely NSFW.

    • nope

      I think it's Dylan

  • Yevgeniy


    • Aaron

      no quite! hahahaha

    • Bob

      This is why we dont let you out of the house…there is no telling what you will try to do next…

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #21 yup, totally agree

    • Stan_Dalone

      ya gotta love that, no doubt

    • Nate

      when was she not hot?? I guess thats my question…and MOOOOAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • John

        Statement reads: "still hot". It does not state, "is hot again" or "has returned to a level of physical attractiveness that warrants a metaphorical translation into a temperature of excessive heat".

    • HatBomb

      Not that I doubted it, but its always nice to be sure…

    • Dr_StrangePants

      #20 even the plants are at full attention

    • Adam

      Underworld 4 coming out in January can't wait to see KATE in that black latex suit again.

      <img src="http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u258/vampress_12/underworld/evolution9.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="selene's strike Pictures, Images and Photos"/>

      • hMMMM

        yeah they need her back the last one was retarded

  • dan


  • slag

    #1 You're doing it wrong……

    • Guse

      We need a thought bubble of someone going: "shit, shit, shit, shit"

    • Will

      Thats how we roll in NZ!

      • Josh

        thats how we roll ships in NZ.
        Go the AB's

      • Squishybits

        chur bo!
        toe-wronger be oily, when is johnny K gonna clean it up???

    • slag

      Think of all the shit that just got lost! All those containers must have peoples whole lives in them. Our stuff was shipped that way. Don't know if I'd be pissed or glad the insurance just bought me a new EVERYTHING!!

      • Stan_Dalone

        that is rarely people's personal property. international products mostly and is insured

        • Rich Muhlach

          It's in New Zealand.. some containers had burger patties.. true story

          • Spreso

            True it is… some have got burger patties.
            Ones got the the entire personal property of someone leaving Christchurch due to the earthquakes they've had.

            Apparently was the captains birthday, rumors of a party onboard are everywhere

            This my hometown, summers around the corner, beaches likely Fu#ked for 3+ months.:)

            • SasKc

              I know right, just in time to fuck things up for summer aye mate

              Did your hear John Key's quote about it? "I didn't put the boat on the reef and I'm not a bloody magician", classic

              • Squishybits

                i figured he was… those wall street boys are financial wizards, dontcha know?

            • Louise

              My home town too. F**king pissed at how long they've taken to do anything about it.

        • BigRon

          We actually have friends who just moved to NZ and had everything in a container on THAT ship. All their stuff here in Cali was being shipped to the new house.

          • Stan_Dalone

            Cool story bro, even if that were true, it had to be insured if they didn't insure it then they were stupid. I did say rarely I didn't say never

            • https://www.facebook.com/GingaChris Chris Ginga Morris

              They were moving due to loosing out in recession, no they didn't have insurance didn't have the money for it. Also what kind of **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** is drunk while in charge of a ship that size whilst going into port?

              • Kiwi

                One who is having a MEAN birthday party!

      • SweetAwesomeness

        I guarantee the newest shipment of Chive logos was in one of those containers!!!

  • Insane2U

    #3 Words to live by

    • https://www.facebook.com/slammin.lammin Slammin Lammin

      Agreed. All we need is two more; one saying "Keep Calm" and the other saying "Chive On".

  • yo yo ma

    #1 Ms. Aguilera, please move to the right.

    • womp

      literally lol'd. swell comment

      • Ha!

        Swell comment… I see what you did there…

    • Marsch

      dont you mean left?

      • WooHoo

        It's a funny comment, don't be so pedantic you douche fuck.

    • LOL

      You mean to the left? Ship is tipping to the right

      • Guest

        What if she's facing the rear of the ship?

    • matt85nz


      • vitobonespur


    • RobTalk

      he's saying that the picture is taken AFTER they say "ms. aguilera, please move to the right." tards.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=518401324 Justin Marion

    #20 Goddamn right.

    • Stan_Dalone

      always a hottie

    • Ling

      if she had just a bit more ass, that picture would be 110% perfection!

    • patov40

      Is this really news? I haven't ever heard anything to the contrary. Just a flat-out STUNNING woman.

  • DarkChochiman

    Dr. Pepper's a hell of a drug… #42

    • Strewart

      does this mean it was good or bad???

      • peckerwood

        egad, ending up crying in the tub is never good…you've seen Ace Ventura, right?

        • Silentstatic

          Finkle is Einhorn… Einhorn is Finkle…..

          • Brad

            Einhorn is a man OH MY GOD EINHORN IS A MAN EWW.

            "Your gun is digging into my hip"

        • MCji

          eat my shit, faggot.

          • caleb

            someone got Einhorned

    • coulditbe

      When there are such amazing things on the internet like amazing humps and flipping hoody guy, why do the creators always have to post themselves in the DAR? You would think that nobody should really care and they have already created something so great anyways. if theChive were a model, these are the kinds of things that would make it look trashy…like Jake and Amir charging money for thier final 30 min episode after providing so many free vids…just trashy

      • Smuggler

        Shut up.

      • black27696

        It was funny, why are you angry. I also enjoyed them shooting the new intern with a t-shirt cannon. As far as jake and amir, given all the other amazing stuff…small price to pay.

    • Stan_Dalone

      Dr.Pecker so misunderstood

  • BloodScrubber

    #20 Yup. She even makes the stone wall get erections. 😉

  • Capt. Stubbing

    #1 err day im shufflin

  • BSmike

    #1 – The failboat is here.

    • Presto

      1- Open theChive and DAR appears with 0 Comments
      2- Click it, see picture number one and scroll quickly to the comments section
      3- Read "… be the first one to comment",Get exited
      4- Post a random comment about the only pic you saw, doesnt matter if it's funny, just make sure is not "first"
      5- Get thumbs down for wasting first page comments space.

  • asdf

    #18 — Liberal arts major?

    • gutterville


      • Lola

        Try med school. 😦

        • Yuni

          Try Caribbean Med School 😥

    • @myawfulroommate

      seriously sick of students bitching about their loans. Just because you were too retarded to understand how interest works when you applied for the loan doesn't mean it is unfair you have to pay it back. I got through school with 0 debt by earning scholarships, grants and working 2 jobs

      • Sadman

        In their defense, it is a scam to tell people they will flip burgers if they don't help a professor pay for his boat; then when they have $50k in debt, the only work they can find is flipping burgers.

      • 3 fan

        gee, try law school, where you sign a contract with the school that you won't work the first year and only 20 hours a week years 2 and 3 if going to school full time.
        and there is a huge difference between undergrad tuition and grad school of any kind. my school loans are more than my mortgage for 10 years

  • Mutt

    Tomcats will go through a lot for a little pussy

    • Mutt

      #11 and of my puter missed the image link

  • jasgat

    #49 By all means no…

    • Dogman

      She's just six days early. Kudos for her.

    • Nate

      either your early, or im late, because i've been looking for this all my life….i dont know im saying #49

      • Nate

        how she is only pictured once on the first page is a fucking crime….whoever you are, Yes. I will spend eternity with you

        • Guesty

          Because not everyone that looks at this site is a horny virgin. 97% are, but not everyone.

          • Guesty

            hey scumbag guesty not everyone is like you so STFU asswipe nd stop using my name

            • Guesty

              Sad little bubba. I'll be gone in 30 minutes, then you can nerd rage about a made up name on a photoblog, cool?

              • Stan_Dalone

                Sad thing is you are a lil whimpy piece of shit in your mom's basement and you talk big but in reality just a coward

                • Guesty

                  Ewww, a living with mom crack. That is the first I heard that. Wow, now that you have hurt my feelings, I think I will stop talking shit now. Wow, really cuts deep when you hear such witty, original commentary. Please forgive me, Foreve_Ralone

                  • TRON


                    • Guesty

                      No TRON, he's right. And by the way take your stupid movies and video game and GTFO. I know I'm a loser but the only satisfaction I get is logging on here and acting like a douchebag. I'm not here for anyones "positive" comments on the validity of troll existence. Just let me wallow in peace please.

          • The Dude

            Well said, Guesty.

    • Ikke

      1st pic is great, 2nd pic is amazing.

    • matt

      look at all that meat

  • theyellowfever

    #6 That and, you know, genius.

    • Kris

      I was going to call fail and mention Wolverine, but then I remembered that his most famous trait was given to him by a secret government agency with a hella-big budget.

      • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

        That didn't make any sense at all

      • bridgemaster

        when you were younger your mother you on your head

        • Jbass

          his mother what now?

      • https://www.facebook.com/GingaChris Chris Ginga Morris

        Pretty sure no government gave him the ability of super healing?

    • http://www.facebook.com/damonaco Daniel Angelo Monaco

      Sadly it's true, all the best superheroes are either born with it…or super rich.

    • Cody

      Bruce Wayne wasnt a genius. He was off studying criminal life and got thrown in jail over seas. Meanwhile everyone thought he was dead so the board of directors took Wayne industries public, and by the time he got back it was to late to stop it and all he could do was buy most of the shares. Also he sleeps through important busniness meetings. Also i get that he wont kill people but knee-cappin the joker could have saved a lot of problems in the long run.

      • Jedigman

        That is only the movie version. Read the comics to get the "real" story. Or wait for the E! True Hollywood Bio

        • Comics

          The real story of an imaginary character?

    • ComicGuyWhoChives

      Bruce Wayne is a ninja-playboy-detective-billionaire-scientist. feel free to add if i have missed a few…

  • https://www.facebook.com/Griffin.Ryan Ryan Griffin

    #46, natty light can curlers, only in the south baby

    • Nickincollege

      I believe that is *Natty Ice.

    • Dave

      That or still in College

    • Bob

      $20 says its in Ohio

  • MatadorPride

    #1 So THAT's where my new iPhone is!

    • Ha.Ha.

      the first page is getting kind of sad…everyone just looks at the first pic and races down to comment, huh?

      • Guesty

        What a travesty. So sad. That's not how you're supposed to do it, is it? What a sad thing. So sad.

        • Guesty

          you are the only thing really sad here go get yourself a hooker and get laid. fuckin loser and stop using my name

          • Guesty

            If only I could realize that the more I bitch about my name getting stolen the more people steal it…

        • Guesty

          you are the travesty using someone else's name, what a dick thing to do. You are a waste of life get a fuckin clue get lost

          • Guesty

            Something tells me you are a kid that gets picked on a lot in school, then comes here and rages. Don't shoot up the school, bullies aren't forever.

            • Stan_Dalone

              Seems like you listen to the voices in your head too much, it will drive you insane lmao

              • Guesty

                Yeah, because that is obviously me…. Fucking tard….

                • Guesty

                  best part of you ran down your mother's leg

                  • Guesty

                    Stop stealing my cool name all you poser douchebags! If you don't stop I'm going to get this as an Intense Debate ID and then I'll show all of you!

        • Ha.Ha.

          yo guesty, go fuck yourself

  • kevin

    #3 you got it, I have my goal for today

  • Verbal_Kint

    #46 Nice curls. They look very…………. natural….

    • ChiverMeTimbers

      Yesss!! A response with WIT!!! Good Job.

    • Stan_Dalone

      she is a natural for curly hair

      • The_Dood

        Was that supposed to be a peanuts reference?

      • Guesty

        this doesn't even make sense. what the fuck are you talking about?

        • Guesty

          fuck you loser stop using my name, get a life moron

        • Guesty

          hey loser get the fuck out no one wants you here and stop using my name

          • Truth

            On behalf of the Chive: Fuck all of you "Guesty's"

            • Stan_Dalone

              thank you truth

              • Guesty

                *Leaves sobbing…….*

  • third and Long

    #11 Like a boss

    • Phox

      the lengths guys will go for some pussy…

  • http://www.facebook.com/ulicqel John Richard Scott

    So i take it he doesn't like it? #41 #42

    • tralfaz

      What ever gave you that idea?

    • hassssss

      he looks like a fucking fag. So this is why you would come here instead of going to imgur and seeing all these pictures yesterday?

      • Dave

        Then why are you here? Go back to imgur, there's only a few more hours until the computer lab closes and your mom picks you up.

      • Flip Face

        yeah, he does look like a real bum-bandit……

    • http://drumusicloudsounds.tumblr.com/ drummer113

      So I take it that you're stupid?

      Rhetorical question is rhetorical just like obvious troll is obvious

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        Maybe it was so good he panicked and thought he was in Inception.

        • MMA-blows

          or maybe what really happened is it was so good he went on a rampaging bender for a week, and ended up detoxing in his tub…

          • Anon

            that was my thoughts as well

          • https://www.facebook.com/GingaChris Chris Ginga Morris

            I was wondering if dr pepper had made an alcoholic drink, like they didn't sell a few million cans and they started to ferment so they just relabeled.

  • jetrome

    #5 Pedo-bunny?

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