Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • jay

    love it

  • rocknrollguy

    Chive to start the day – is the best way! Ban Paula PLUEEEZE!

  • pat

    #6 "Honey, they were right! You do have an uncanny resemblance to a horse!"

    • Anon

      Yes Sarah, you will cameo in the new sex and the city.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Good news. You'll get a memorable roll in a movie!

      It's called: "The Godfather"

      • SteelCityChivette

        *Role (#8)

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Aw dammit, your wright. Care four an free drink?

          Chive, when you create this winning captation for today's DAR, please spell it 'role'.

          – the one you love to hate

      • gnocco

        Wait…. Paula was actually funny?

        whats going on here?

        • jet tech

          I know it…Mac the Intern er I mean Paula can be quite funny.

    • ISaidIt

      "How would you feel about a threesome?"

    • Nick

      ewps… felt it move…

    • Stan_Dalone

      Are they right? do I look like a horse?Well Jessica it is better than looking like an Ass.

    • fumanchu

      It's so good to finally meet your mother.

    • Biggus Diccus

      You are much prettier than my wife!

    • Guesty

      my precious….

    • hMMMM

      don't know why everyone hates on SJP so much. I would rail the shit out of her and her big tittes.

    • Birdhaus32

      Honey, are you starting to grey?

    • Anon

      "I was Ferris Bueller; now I'm dressed like the landlord from "Three's Company" and married to this…"

    • Ditto


    • -0-09

      "nice to meet you Dylan".

    • rafe

      Just saying hello to the missus…..

  • Fyarl666


  • jetrome

    Honey, did you get a haircut?

    • SuperiorTo8

      Hold on a second Honey, I'll ask if they have any carrots

  • Frank

    #21 Meanwhile in America . . . .

    • James

      *shakes head* Ahhh…my people.

    • https://www.facebook.com/a.d.lahey Andrew Lahey

      It's a Pizza Hut AND a Taco Bell… you can't resist that shit.

    • Yuri Azambeyov

      "America" is both continents, North and South. You mean "Meanwhile in the United States".

      • Loops

        You must be new here

  • riot

    #19 Gonna get my girl a bear. Bitches love bears!

    • Yep

      Dude, I think his girl IS the bear.

    • timmytooth

      the dude looks like "guy" from guy on a buffalo

    • Lisa

      That's Bart the Bear. See "Legends of the Fall". It's awesome. As for bitches loving bears…I love this specific bear. I've been called a bitch. 1+1 does make 2 in this case. 😉

    • Kevin

      Doug Seus and Bart the bear

  • SenorWilson


    Silly kid, those are obviously dogs.

    • @myawfulroommate

      his other powerwheel says "I have terrible parents"

  • Bam.

    #1 I bought a pussy wagon…Bitches love pussy wagons

    • gnocco

      because he has dogs.
      me gusta

  • PartyAnimal.

    #11 so…you got wasted.

    • Jermaine

      #11 Michael taught you well, Bubbles. Now how about that "special dance…"

    • https://www.facebook.com/marksantiagorea Mark Rea

      Of all the evidence of evolution i've ever seen this has got to be the most convincing.

  • Kyle

    #24 It's unfortunate the guy in the background has to die…

    • Machinist

      Someone should use Photoshop CS5 to blot him out with that nifty fill tool…

    • Anon

      My first thought was that it is unfortunate that she is going to have mosquito bites ALL over her.

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        Not if she rubbed the bug lotion all over….thoroughly.

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

      michelle vawer. enjoy

    • Punkin Chunkin

      I don't like the looks of that guy back there

  • tawhitlow

    I hope to one day find a love like #10

    • Whapah!

      The Kardashian Wedding.

  • DiaBeatHers

    #21"John, the usual, stat"

    • JHarris

      "… and a diet coke"

      • https://www.facebook.com/marksantiagorea Mark Rea

        "… Supersized"

  • Lia

    #20. Where is that? The wall is interesting, but those balconies are *awesome*!

    • Eulinho

      Can't say for sure, but I've seen similar pictures from Rio de Janeiro

      • renato

        São Paulo, Brazil. The name of the "favela" is Paraisopolis. This picture is real.

        • Mr. H

          not much of a paradise, huh…

    • Oliver
  • JimboIsMe

    #23 She got pitted, so pitted.

    • Mr. H


    • Mr. H

      I would take adantage of her in her time of sullen

  • http://www.facebook.com/richard.c.rice Richard Rice

    #4 fuck that shit

    • gaz

      Damn nature… you scary!!!!

    • Aggie

      I want the story behind this picture – what kind of crazy mofo handles a freaking KING COBRA?????

    • acp

      exactly what i was going to write

  • http://www.facebook.com/richard.c.rice Richard Rice


    fuckin michael bay

    • SolidusSnake420

      HAHAHA that is fuckin funny as shit

    • Birdhaus32

      But we are totally fucked now

  • Still_Counts

    Seems legit…

    • fallawy

      why would a raptor ride a shark, when it could be on a bear?

  • Hammyscrammy

    #6 Sarah Jessica Parker recently was spotted visiting her husband Matthew Brodrick on the set of his lastest film.

  • alate

    "I WILL be the next black swan" #11

  • fdubzou

    #6 "The question isn't "what are we going to do," the question is "what aren't we going to do?"

    • tralfaz


  • James

    #7 sarah jessica parker back on the dating scene

    • Artie


    • J.D.

      You realize her and Matthew Broderick are married too, right? Double fail.

    • tralfaz

      You are a member of the rebel alliance and a traitor.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #6 Oh his Sarah how was your day? Would you like a carrot or a sugar cube?

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter


    • crazydog

      damn that's funny

      • )_(90

        no it's not. that same joke has been on rotation for the same for at least half a decade now. "Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse". "Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse". "Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse". it's just…..lazy joke-making now. come up with something new, for fuck's sake.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #17 They see me rollin, they hatin!

    • Derick Zoolander

      He lands in a perfect "Blue Steel"

    • The_Stig

      Genius, I swear to you when I saw this, I thought exactly the same thing. Glad to know that not everyone on the internet is retarted.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #16 I always wondered just how high fuck was.

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