Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • Kelli

    Chive, I'm a drunk chick right now( and I'm a fucking good speller when really drunk) and i can proudly say that all of these pics turned me on. Because Im drunkk. hahaa

    • Kelli

      and when I'm sober,, whoo knows ha

      • Slick_Nick

        cool story bro ๐Ÿ™‚

        • Kelli

          douche response.

          • Shitfaced

            Thumbs don't lie. Looks like you are the douche my dear.

    • Gibbo

      pics or it didnt happen

      • Kelli

        I'd proof you wrong but I'm no slut. Just a drunk chivette. Soooorrrryyyyy

        • really?

          only sluts show pictures??

        • Rusty15s

          "I'd proof you wrong…" so much for that drunk spelling theory.

          • hMMMM

            she claimed to be a good speller, said nothing about grammar and proper use of those correctly spelled words.

    • Kelli

      sorry for being drunk… :/

      • Thomas

        Don't be sorry. People just don't know how it feels to drink and Chive responsibly.

      • Dr. Hfuhruhurr

        Seemed like a good idea at the time I'm sure. Better luck next time kiddo.

    • http://www.facebook.com/bhadaya Bernard Hadaya

      Because you said that, I feel like this now #27 Wana meet up? ๐Ÿ˜›

    • MIke

      how many boobs am I thinking of?

      • bartman

        3. Quaaaaaaaid!

    • FACE!

      Yeah because that sounds legit.

      I think it's safe to say we all doubt that you are drunk and that you are a chick, unless you're paula looking for a new attention angle

    • BrotherMaynard

      Shouldn't you have fisted yourself and then submitted the pic taken with the one hand not shoved elbow deep into your gaping twat of drunken lovedom?

    • Ha.Ha.

      definitely a fat chick

  • Cass

    #6 And not a single…wait… there it is.

    • DazISaFAG


      • tralfaz

        That's a bold statement my friend.

        • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

          But sometimes a correct statement. Depends how much John and Leo and Mac had to drink during the day.

          • qwert

            i believe that doesnt apply on humpdays

    • tymann


  • Dan

    I laughed loud at #17!

    • pwndu232

      I never knew he could paint Ninjas. He's so talented.

    • Guesty

      stop with the guuesty jokes already, I know my life is lame

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Sadly this is true.

    • caleb

      takes a good one to me make me lol too. mission accomplished on this one as well.

  • Slick_Nick

    #8 NO DANCING!!!

    • Anon

      Not sure what she is tripping on, but the sheep is having none of that nonsense!

    • nnn

      that sheep will be the antagonist for footloose 2

  • Dan

    #19 makes me want to shop at Nordstrom.

    • teh dude

      really? makes me think why in the hell does the christmas season start the day after thanksgiving…
      Fuck black friday

      • The_Dood

        It's better than now… You'll be seeing Christmas decorations starting to go up very soon.

        • KHfan4evr

          Agreed… Halloween isn't even over yet.. at least someone's doing it right.

        • browneye

          my local home depot put decorations up a little while ago

          • The_Dood

            They were selling Christmas shit here in Ohio in mid-September at some places.

        • its_forge

          Walgreen's in South Florida are selling Christmas stuff on a couple of the end caps.

  • MikeOlmos

    #23 lol

    • Antihipstermovement

      Gary Fucking Roberts!

    • Rose3191

      LET'S GO PENS! ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Great 8

        CAPS BABY – but you do have a rockin body for a Pens fan (usually they are all fat)

    • caleb

      Roberts is as old as goat nuts. I wish I could have played in the NHL until I was 40.

  • http://www.facebook.com/conecta2.dk Eduardo David I. Sicard

    #17 sad but probably true

    • Stewie

      If you're a true Chiver, then yes.

    • Guesty

      I know I suck, I can't help myself

  • Codey

    On #22 does that mean Thursday is the drunken valley

    • Undershooter30

      It does for me… Test Friday or not

    • RobTalk

      So glad those days are behind me.

    • Big_Curt

      my homework mountain starts and ends on Sunday so its about triple this size

    • funkrushing

      Thirsty Thursday my friend.

    • TDub66

      For Kelli it is

    • asdf

      id still take college over work…
      i miss college ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

  • Matt

    Curling is an Olympic sport, #12 should definitely be one too. It looks way more interesting

    • Kris

      Bull shit. ๐Ÿ˜€

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Dear <3Lauren <3,
    I've written a poem for you:

    __Roses are Red,
    __violets are blue.
    __I want to spank you,
    __and know you do too.

    Love, Paula

    • cubicman

      Hey Hunny. Miss You a lot… ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

    • AverageChiver

      Dearest LG,

      Roses are Red
      You have a nice butt
      But just because you don't show nips,
      Doesn't mean you're not a slut.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Am I still allowed to watch from the closet?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        It's not like you have a choice, I bought a decent chain and lock for it. So sure, peek.
        Sorry about that dear Gern, I suppose it's just a mental thing; I don't want to see you come out of the closet.

        – the one you love to hate

        • Guesty

          Roses are red
          Viloets are blue
          no one likes
          a bitch like you

        • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

          Could you at least clean the ball gag this time?

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Of course not, silly! Then you wouldn't…

            – shiver!

  • maggiemay13

    #26 I've lived in Kansas all my life (unfortunately) and I've never seen this. Not. Fair.

    • Guesty

      maybe if you weren't so busy chugging cock…

    • USAF

      Which means your one of the douchebags who cruise in the left lane…Move the fuck over!

      • The_Dood

        Or maybe he was passing?

      • hMMMM

        badass sunflower seed car passes on right

  • MIke

    U may be a good speller but how good are u at math? How many boobs do u have?

  • Undershooter30


    • Kris

      Never will they match the glory of the Super Nintendo!

    • HJRO99

      Not going to happen.

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      Y? U no like WiiPad? lol

    • Grifster

      N64 was the best man hands down, first four player awsomeness. mariokart 64 and smash bros was the bomb.

  • Brandon

    Chive, I’m a dude. Not a drunk dude, just a loyal chiver. I can proudly say Kelli may have left one of the greatest comments I’ve seen on here. Chive on Kelli.

    • Timmy

      Just when I think Kelli left the biggest FAIL of this posting, you came a sauntering on in and beat that girl like a Chinese student who just got an A- on a project.

    • Jack_LeMac

      Something's off here…

  • Ruso

    #24 they wouldn't keep make 'em if people didn't keep buying 'em

    • teh dude

      and yet their market shares have gone down… They beat sega partially due to the fact that sega had a similar strategy of pumping out sonic games.

      • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

        They still do pump out Sonic games. They're all on the other consoles now. They're pumping out refreshed classics on PS+ for free.

    • teh dude

      i thought there market share was still down but apparently thats not the case…

    • adam

      we will quite buying 'em when they quite being AWESOME!

      • ZachBob

        I do believe you mean "quit," good sir.

  • Just Sayin'

    #15 it's inevitable someone will think you have to keep the tray on the beer.

    Drink Beer.

    Lose Chicken Wings.


    • @myawfulroommate

      right, take a sip and get sauce all the fuck over you

      • Stan_Dalone

        not if you use a straw, but a straw would be lame so this isn't that good of an idea

        • Guesty


          • Stan_Dalone

            thank you

    • dashete

      It's positively Kafkaesque

      • Jooby510

        Such a great show!

    • MonkeyMadness

      That's because people are just that stupid.

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      That's why you double-fist. The empty one is your tray holder.

      • The_Dood

        Then which hand do you eat with?

      • Dustin

        Tray in lap, beer in hand, wing in other hand….so why the fuck did we put a hole in there again?

    • Shant1k

      Use a straw?

      • bubba_earl

        Brilliant. Sometime the simplest ideas are the best!

        • Jimmy C

          Or just be a little less lazy and fat.

    • wkdfrog

      OK retards, this is how it works: You eat with your left hand whilst holding the beer tray in the right. You then lift the tray off witth the left hand when you want to drink beer with your right hand and replace when done. Simple enough for most, yet not apparently for all…

      • asdf

        but most of the time i stuff my face with chicken wings and beer AT THE SAME TIME…

        • Hippy Dan

          Agreed! Why not just have a normal fucking plate and put it down when you want to drink the beer?

          • asdf

            tables, they're useful sometimes

            • Scott

              and you can fit more on a regular size plate.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000219160779 Teresa Rebecca Cunningham

    #26, And this sells sunflower seeds how?

    • Bilbo T-Baggins

      Cause you get to Tea Bag it.

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

      seriously! i would expect a giant sunflower car, this looks like something pedo bear would cruise around in.

  • Patrick

    #10 That's it, there's officially nothing cool left that can top that. I can die in peace now.

    • No1

      Darth Vader pulling a wheelie on a motor bike to get read to go motor bike jousting with lex luthor.

  • http://twitter.com/jaczor @jaczor

    #17 I started climbing Homework Mtn yesterday, it's not going very well….fuck me indeed.

    • MonkeyMadness

      -1 for the posting fail. Go do your homework.

  • Pokepoke

    #14 Crowd eats man, page 22

    • perfect

      Where was this?

    • Stan_Dalone

      you know he was not expecting this lmao

  • n word jim

    #3 so cool, #9 nice work kid

    • Yogy

      Like a boss!

    • Nomyia

      Have you seen the girls? He's on his way to become a guido! ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

    • Ling

      #2 looks like the hand eye guy from pan's labyrinth. such an underrated and kick ass movie!

  • McBanger

    #9 youre doing it right

    • Stan_Dalone

      kid earns man card

    • surfer

      If by right, you mean catch the herpes.

    • Bilbo T-Baggins

      Tastes like KY Jelly and Ash.

    • BleedC&B

      smells like rotten fish what is that?

  • Bizarrobear

    Porky's 4 is missing some of the luster of the original movie. #1

  • @myawfulroommate

    #13 black lights show there is jizz all over that bench

  • dashete

    #6 This is your brain on drugs.

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