I hate my job (28 Photos)

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  • Not Paula

    First? #6 nailed it!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

      At least you're Not Paula

  • Ned Ryerson

    #7 Ahhh, nerd humor. How I love thee…

    • Jason

      And a shitty tipper to top it off.

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=900785222 Frédéric Purenne

        He paid more than 10%, that's a very good tipper!

      • caleb

        Jesus Christ, go get an education so you don't have to rely on tips for your wage.

    • JimmyKite

      Seriously. Any good tipper would at least use the base of the Avogadro's Number, if not the rate of gravity.

    • Broseph Stalin

      *Points to the left* you ready?!
      *Points to the right* are you ready?!

      LET THE TIPPING FLAME WAR BEGINNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

    • Mason

      He could have at least done 2π

    • nicky b

      12% is fucked up brah. If you're gonna pretend you're smart, at least give 15-20% so you don't look like an asshole too.

  • Jordan

    #27 Very good job.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

      I prefer LG's rack to this one though

      • Brutal Deluxe

        I prefer huge racks

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Hear Hear!
        Also: come back after a few months: "before" all over again.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

          I love you Paula. Marry me!

    • winxpert

      That is mighty nice.

    • Jim

      I work in IT, that's a work of art right there!

    • Ned Flanders

      Nice until you have to ADD a cable…

      • Underbaker

        Or trace one out because they lost the cable chart.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

          That's why we have a sniffer in IT. Though I do hate cleaning up other peoples mess

  • http://www.facebook.com/a7medsalah89 Mohandez Ahmed

    4th comment ,, 😀

    • Harry Carry

      eat shit and die

      • Guesty

        woah! calm down captain negativity and have a dose of cheer the fuck up

    • Get out

      Terrorist!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

        Racist much?

  • Harry Carry

    #5 makes me cringe…

    • Bryan410

      Someones an marine engineer.

    • hMMMM

      that's the fucker from transformers isn't it?

  • jasgat

    #9 Trying to figure that one out… Interesting what the possibilities are

    • tawnysmom

      it looks like this sign is in a library or bookstore! what da heck are people licking?!?!

      • Simplesam

        their fingers then the book pages which ruins them im guessin

    • Chivalrous

      I'm going to that store and licking the sexiest cashier I can find. Hopefully she's not too expensive, but still…

  • Holy Hell

    #21.
    Almost everyone has these on the wall in their office.

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #26 Someone made some poor life choices.

    • Dick Salad

      Better choices than college grads with worthless degrees in art and shit.

      • Ha.Ha.

        would rather be scrubbing off of parents rather than scrubbing dishes

    • Meh

      Agreed. Do you job or get a new one but quitcherbitchin either way!

      • jrey81



        agreed

    • JAFitC

      Given today's economy, this may have been a necessity, not a choice.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      It's #25's new job… get it? Chive humor.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

    • mafia

      youngstown country club lol?

    • https://www.facebook.com/Draxx0n Michael Phillips

      Yep, I did make some bad choices in life but so did the government when they shut down the plant I worked for.

      • R-Dub

        The government shut down your plant? Hmmm….

    • Sux Falls

      Olive garden can kiss my dick, only Mexicans was dishes.

      • https://www.facebook.com/Draxx0n Michael Phillips

        So you would rather have a mexican washing dishes (most likely an illegal) instead of a white guy? You'r weird. By the way, the pic is from Ihop.

        • eee-orrr

          pretty sure thats the ikea restoraunt room

  • Zedhere

    #19 That Coffee will keep you up for at least 7 books

  • yoddle

    #21 We have that exact sheet at work , as if I have time to tell a terrorist to hold the line whilst I grab the Bomb threat check list from the filing cabinet upstairs.

    • dbolusaf

      its mandatory that we have one of those by all of our phones

      • Julia

        same here in our office although i dont know where mine is now……..ops!!!!

  • Frank

    #1 Oh Hey, another whiny server. Who'da thunk it?

    It must be mandatory that all servers be whiners full of teenage angst.

    • LuvH8fulChix

      Would be funnier if, "Thinking about ending her life."

    • Guse

      Have you ever been a server? It's a fairly stressful, utterly thankless job filled with whiny and bitchy customers. I did my 3 years as a waiter in college and I'll be damned if I ever do it again.

      Worst job ever.

      • Terry

        Whines about having to clean up after messy customers.

        Dumps table contents onto this guy to clean:
        #26

        "Sigh, Worst job ever!"

      • Frank

        Yes, I have. I quit to get a real job.

        • ryan

          Self righteous, over entitled douchemuffin.

  • Verbal_Kint

    #7 I somehow knew this would be here today…. So perfect.

    • Dick Salad

      I'm kind of iffy on tipping… My standard tip is usually 20% but when I think about it, it might be easier to let them come and eat 20% of the food off my plate. Same thing right?

    • https://www.facebook.com/teddy.shepherd Teddy Shepherd

      cheap fuck

  • Ron Burgundy?

    I thought Shia Labeouf makes movies. #5

    • Stan_Dalone

      he was just in the news coming out of a bar and got the shit kicked out of him

      • Guesty

        i would love to kick the shit out of you. seriously.

        • Stan_Dalone

          you can't beat your meat, you stand no chance against me. go crawl back into your cave, I mean paula's ass

          • FuckoffStan

            Thats hilarious coming from a fat, retired trucker

            • Gina

              Who said he was fat? From what I know of him if I were you I wouldn't mess with him

              • Guesty

                shut up, gina. i'll slap you too.

  • Tuff Guy

    #3 Anders from 'Workaholics'?

    • dbolusaf

      Anders wouldn't be caught dead wearing a "polo" at work

  • Pete_Rock

    #6
    I actually laughed out loud.

  • Obama 4 Lyfe

    YESSSS. FIRST BITCHESS!!!! AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • Fuckoff

      Haha. Nice. Fuck all the losers that will thumbs down this. Silly little people.

    • FACE!

      Why not call yourself ThumbMeTheFuckDown instead.

  • Hack

    #7 That's pretty good. Cheap, but good.

    • ACDH

      3.14 on a 26.86 bill is 11.5%. Pretty good in my books.

      • Undershooter30

        You have terrible books. Tip 15% if they are decent servers.

    • Chivalrous

      At an upscale New York city cafe, that's a terrible tip. At a mom-and-pop diner in the rural midwest, it's pretty good.

  • The_Stif

    #27 Props. If anyone has to maintain a server room or a NOC, they know that wiring is a bitch.

    • mike

      +1 ours is somewhere in between right now……

      • The_Stif

        I honestly wouldnt even put mine on there. It is a shit storm of old and new servers and cables strewn about like spider webs.

        • Patrick

          Ours looks like the first pic and I have to fix this in 2 weeks… not awesome!

          • The_Stif

            Glad, I am a one man IT dept. then. I dont have time to mess with rewiring.Good luck to you though… Make sure you leave enough slack in your lines, becuase sure as shit, once you get it all done, you will need to put in a new switch or other hardware and you will be SOL.

  • Stan_Dalone

    #27 awesome job

  • dbolusaf

    #28

    i see im not the only one who does this

    • ShelteredLife

      Excuse me for not knowing, but is this like an office bomb? Pull tight = endless spraying and throw in boss' office?

      • DeBoh

        You are correct sir

  • alexjn1

    #25 had a smokin’ hot lady to go with those cupcakes. where did she go?

    • Hunter X

      That was for "good-by Jarrid".
      If Jarrid gets a new cupcake girl, he's got it made.
      Pics, Jarrid!

    • mith

      Yah…! where the big boobie office slut go?

    • Guesty

      hopefully to the gym, work off a couple lbs.

      • Ha.Ha.

        lilttle boy so angry

  • Rick

    #27 good job, now do it again.

  • yo yo ma

    #5 If Shia Labeouf and Corey Feldman had a child.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #14
    Usually in the bank when filling out the deposit slip.

  • bigcat72

    #21 That looks rather familiar. Being a Securit Guard SUCKS BAWLS!

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