Oh Shit! (30 photos)

  • Guest

    Do I win?>

    • snacksnack

      a dick sandwhich

      • Guest

        It can't be that big a sandwich if it came from you

        • snacksnack

          no I got it from your mother. It has hot sauce on it too.

          • Guesty

            That's the best come back you can come up with, that was pretty weak man.

    • BAMBAM

      Yes the chance to be thumbed down by all the hatred in chive

      • Fuckoff

        Yes, yes you do. Fuck the haters.

  • TomTheCameraGuy

    #14 Because wearing a giant Mushmouth hat/helmet isn't distracting at all….

  • Anjin-San

    where is #30 from?

    • Brian

      It is Emma Nelson from Degrassi. I just looked it up…

      • Guesty

        Or Miriam McDonald, unless you think Bruce WIllis' real name is John McClane…

    • http://www.facebook.com/thordur.g.thorvaldsson Thordur Gunnar Thorvaldsson

      DEGRASSI the Next generation on Teen Nick

      • The_Dood

        Really? They are putting this kind of stuff on Nick these days? Only about 25 more years and it'll be softcore porn. Probably won't be quite 25 though…

    • robby


    • AssClown

      It is Emma Nelson from Degrassi. I just looked it up…I'm totally serial…

      • http://www.facebook.com/alex.mcglone Alex McGlone

        Drake totally tapped that white ass.

      • Guesty

        You looked it up, but couldn't spend an extra 2 minutes to get her real name? Miriam McDonald….
        Oy Vey

        • Jen

          shut the FUCK up, dude. you're so goddam miserable it's ridiculous.

    • JT Mo-Nay

      A little bit of google detective work turned up Degrassi. It's from Degrassi. Disappointed? I am.

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

      that little bit of booty jiggle made the whole thing.

      • Smoke-n-water

        Um…… YEP!!

    • DaveK

      The whole scene

    • https://www.facebook.com/jon.laferriere Jon Laferriere

      FYI she bares it all on Poison Ivy: The Secret Society

    • Hunter X

      The question is….why does the guy in the background look down and away when she lifts up her dress???

      • Anon

        The character he plays is her step dad

      • really?

        i didnt even notice there was anyone else

  • http://www.facebook.com/DriftwoodProse Nathan Hart

    In retrospect, #25, he really should have locked that down at the time.

    • Mouchette

      North! I forgot about about this star studded gem! Danka der Cheev!!

    • Xavier

      I don't get this one–what is the deal with it?

      • Dan

        I believe it's a young Scarlett Johanssen, after doing a Tineye search.

      • Iowa

        Doesn't look familiar?

      • Doesn't Matter

        ScarJo and Elijah Wood from North.

        • Bo Jo


    • tagbadger

      Oh…I knew that was Scarlett Johansson, but I didn't realize that was Elijah Wood. Cool pic.

  • weldsoft

    #21 .. Definitely hard to spot!

    • Enda

      i dont see it!

      • JHarris

        There is a hand outside pressed to the window. You can't see it with this resolution.

    • Blumpkin

      It's just a perv tryin' to get a peek.

    • Commando00

      I saw it…….I shit!

      • Buster Nutt

        I can't see it, but I went and took a shit anyway.

    • asdf

      theyre not using enough bubble bath…

      • stuscottslefteye

        If you look closely you will see that is in fact dish soap. Shit just got real in that tub…or a little chapped – That shit is terrible for your skin!

    • Ashraf
      • Underbaker

        Thank you, that helped.

    • joeoby78

      It's right over the fat chicks head right? I thought they were talking about her big ass man foot sticking up in the air at first.

    • shwan

      I shit then I saw it.

    • Buster Nutt

      Nip slip in the back right corner, right boob?

  • EforEFFORT

    #30… not the worst 'oh shit' that could happen…

    • Dick Salad

      I cant move my mouse from the gif…

    • Daith_Lee

      It is if "she" pulled a Ray Finkle…

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Some things change and some just stay the same.

    • Katoun

      That's a nice way to hold a cotton candy, Mr Frodo :))

    • Whubbsie

      Yeah Elijah Wood is still the same height

  • zipped

    lol at #17

    not scary at all if you're a sailor

    • chicago

      not scary if you're a shark either

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000165981989 John LeTard

      I believe they are doing it right.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    That's one way to straighten his hair out.

    • Dr_StrangePants


  • AssClown

    #21 I just saw a perv and oh god did that hurt.

    <img src="http://www.nerdnirvana.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/brick.jpg"&gt;

  • darth sham

    i have never posted… but this

    was to good an opportunity to pass up! i almost feel like i won… @:)

    unless by the time i post this I'm no longer the first one…
    in which case… fail! @:/

    • darth sham

      down to 12th just like that… :S

      *sad trumpet plays*
      wha wha wha whaaaaa

    • jhoratio

      Not off to a good start…

    • sham

      i see what your parents did there, named you after me!

  • NebraskaGuy

    #30 I could watch this over, and over …

    Love the little tush-bounce when she lifts her top 😉

    • Grammar Ninja

      I didn't notice the bounce until you pointed it out. And now I can't not notice it. Me likey.

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #21 The resolution is for shit on this. Tineye it and you will see WTF they are talking about.

  • Mr. B


    Needs to be on Hump Day! Great ass!!

  • JHarris

    #2 "Hey, at least we made it back to port! Suck on the Titanic!"

    • Jimmy Asshat

      Or never left dingleberry.

    • Stan_Dalone

      this is the passenger liner Nomandy, caught fire in port of NY and they couldn't save it

  • Jack_LeMac

    Speaking of Oh Shit, Chive I know you've gotta have ads to keep bringing all the awesome, but why do you keep backing turds like this newest Cameron Diaz steampile? Or do you get to choose?

    • Dan

      She peaked in The Mask…..

  • Anonymous

    Where 30 from

  • Hack

    #4 – This guy never leaves home.

    • misschris

      He's been Chiving for DAYS

  • Tommy

    I dont get it. 21

    • jeralin

      It's really hard to see in with the picture as small as it is here… but there's a guy outside the window with his hand on the glass.

  • Anonymous

    What’s going on in #21?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503174755 Tj Huddleston

    #19 OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! EJECTOR SEAT! *sigh of relief

    • Kodos

      .. until they start deducting from his paycheck…

    • Short Bus All Stars

      Yeah until he realizes he is only 30 feet above what is about to be a gigantic gas fueled explosion … ..soooo, so much for relief

  • penguin slayer

    #20 Can i out run it, NO! fuck it take a picture of it then.

  • Holy Hell

    A really bad day.

  • Brian


    Things that bounce!

    • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

      They need to bring it back, dont they

  • Eroma

    #30 Emma Nelson – Very HOT

    • Guesty

      Or Miriam McDonald, unless you think Bruce WIllis' real name is John McClane…

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